₦airaland Forum

chisomkachy:
https://dailypost.ng/2022/11/30/niger-high-court-orders-arrest-remand-in-prison-of-coas-faruk-commandant-tradoc-minna-over-contempt/?amp=1

person way carry gun? ,well na who go bell the cat

ijustdey:
BOY, 17, SINGLED OUT FOR IMPREGNATING GIRL, 16, AFTER SHE ENGAGED 6 PERSONS IN SEX ROMP



SOURCE

16 and 17 all na minor

Patriotsleague:
Why are you igbos so full of foolery, it has never done your people good. Why are you guys bent on destroying yourselves?

leave our destroction for ur,na ur destroction? I beg carry bent the go

Goodmarlian:
Imagine i went to a pharmacy to get some stuff i needed,unfortunately i was pressed and decided to use the plaza toilet omo to my surprise i saw a bloodsoaked menstrual pad dropped besided the WC probably by a careless lady i immediately felt irritated couldnt even use the toilet anymore since then i have lost interest in women since 7 days now the pixture of that pads appears in my whenever i talk to a girl i just wish its temporary.

with the rise of ritualists and yahoo boys,she no even fear.

Thortp:
Ahh, No horse will rise up in Lagos ooooo

na lie sugar daddies own will rise .

Roseodd:
Mennnn,I went to my traveling agent place today ooo,after everything I was so happy because every thing is going well.
Coming back,I decided to branch a well known super market,that's how a guy approached me and said he likes me and would love to have sex with me.
I was shocked and confused,my fellow guy.
Menn,I change am for am once, people gathered and I started to explain what the idiot told me, before you know the guy disappeared ooo(ran away)
So gay guys really day this country,spit.
I for blow im mouth my only regret!

waiting u mean be say make will the cover our yansh, before we go out?

rainlover:
A lady slept with her Ex few weeks before she got married.

She confessed to her husband and he forgave her.
9-10 months later, she gave birth.

Her ex claimed that the baby looked like him and demanded for a DNA test.
The husband thought he was crázy & agreed to run the DNA test also to shame the ex but only if the ex would agree to bear all expenses.

Petty young man paid for everything including traveling and lodging expenses in Lekki for sample collection.
The result came out.

Probability of Paternity of Index A:0%.
Probability of Paternity of Index B:0%.

For those of you who don’t understand English, it means that the child does not belong to any of them.

This one I will never understand it

wonders don finally end.

TheNiceGuy:

this kind legs way get waist and yansh

ParrotGirls360:
In an unverified video trending online, the moment a missing person was finally found dead and decayed right in his room was captured.

All that was left of him was his skeleton. Those who assisted in breaking into his home were all shocked at the sight of the skeleton laying down on a bed and pillow.

*VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED*

WATCH VIDEO HERE: https://gistpark.com.ng/2022/11/26/graphic-video-missing-person-found-dead-in-his-room-his-skeleton-is-all-thats-left/

let the dead rest in peace naw! This story don try and was here on nairalander.

KudyDuru:
The Leader Of INRI Evangelical Spiritual Church, Primate Elijah Ayodele has advised the Labour Party, LP, presidential candidate, Peter Obi things to do ahead of the 2023 presidential election.


Primate Ayodele advised Obi not to work on the crowd alone but on the election technicality.

He urged Obi to focus more on technicalities than crowd if he wants to win the election.

In a statement by his Media Aide, Oluwatosin Osho, the clergyman said: ‘’Obi should not work on the crowd alone, he should work on the election technicality.

“He doesn’t really need to work on reports but results. He should be more diplomatic and technical. He will understand what I am saying.


“If he wants to win, he must take his focus from the crowd and work seriously on the election technically.’’

Primate Ayodele dismissed claims that there may be a run-off.

‘’Many things will still change before the election, not all the crowd they are gathering will vote for them, they need to work extraordinarily.

“Let’s forget about run-off or inconclusive, the winner will win and the losers would win,” he said.

Copyright © Daily Post Media Ltd.

wat if tinubu or atiku go do am nko?

Peterobiisathie:
https://www.thecable.ng/asari-dokubo-atiku-was-a-spare-tyre-hes-no-match-for-tinubu/amp

na person way no dey talk na him them the give pipeline contracts Tompolo ride on.

TheMostComplex1:
So the brought the Machine to capture in at home

i don't know how they did,am telling it was 1986,when flight tickets from Lagos to pH was #250

nlfpmod:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJlu8GgQCys

when i got mine i didn't step into any office.the forms were brought to the house for me and my brothers.

UncleSpiner:
The sun is afraid of me cuz I’m Hotter �

Is she truly hot??

u hot no be small,but belle(triplets) go calm u down

mariahAngel:
Which of the soups do you not mind having for the rest of your life?

Picture source: Instagram.

i wish I can cast u, u see waiting u don cause now.the egusi soup don dey hungry me

bennybuhari:
Can you spot any difference between the current N200, N500. N1,000 and the newly redesigned ones launched by President Muhammadu Buhari today?

i swear I no go carry my old ones to the bank,i go buy die your jeans,do am myself .which kind nonsense be that

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Uyoblog:
Sense or senseless?
A Nigerian lady, Linna, has rolled on the floor at the airport after entering aeroplane for the first time.
The beautiful lady entered an aeroplane for the first time and could not control her joy and happiness after alighting from the aeroplane.


In a viral video shared online, she rolled on the floor and knelt to thank God as people stared at her in amazement.Sharing the heartwarming video, she captioned, “Thank you papa. If it’s not God then it means nothing to me. All I wanna say is thank you Lord.”

https://www.uyoloaded.com.ng/2022/11/video-lady-breaks-into-tears-rolls-on.html

na achievement? I for don be Captain,if them day give certificate base on how many times way u enter plane.

envoymedia:
Former Nigerian international and ex-Chelsea midfielder, Mikel Obi has shared photos of himself and his twin daughters, Mia and Ava, having a nice time together at the beach, IGBERETV reports.

The former Super Eagles captain captioned the photos on his Instagram handle;



https://www.instagram.com/p/Ck5IRrVP0zv/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

this guy GINS strong o!! From afar the girls don't look half calf.

KeyEndurance:
No Body Should Take This as Joke please all I Need Is Your advice.
This Girl Was Someone i Broke Up With In A Year 2020, am The Cause Of Our Broke Up Due To the Number Of Girls I Had Then. To short The Story this Girl Messaged Me On Facebook Last Week That She Want To spend Wicked With Me Over here. Was Surprised Because This Girl Was Some One I treated Bad In Our Relationship, so I Asked Her If She Was Joking but She Proved To Be Serious i Still Asked Her If We Were Still Dating but She Told Me That We Will Discuss About That when She Come Over, So Yesterday She Came around 6pm i Cooked For Her we gist together around That 8pm she Went To Take Her Bath so I checked Her Bag To Pick Her Phone Thats When I found A Little Jack knife with A Powder That I Dont understand as She Return I Did Not Ask Her But For me To Close My Eyes And Sleep Yesterday Is Problem now We Are In Another Night Again and I Dont want To Ask Her What The Knife For Because She will Ask Me What Take Me To The Bag. Please Advice needed

hope you never die o!

DaddyCK:
Bro, it's networth.....not net work. This thread is not about selling phones sir
When she ignore u for English grama yhen u start calling her gold diggger. Bro,toast her & show evidence then u receive 100k.....no one is interested in story please.....u either doiwn or not. If u ain't down, kindly find another thread sir!!!(no oofencse)

u think say u sabi? See as u carry shame rub ur face? Am talking about GSM, phone network.u no see the one way correct abi?

DaddyCK:

Our Mission: To finally help Siofra a partner before end of next year

This is the biggest challenge of nairaland for both males and females who will date Siofra for minimum 2 week but must show PROOF OF DATING before 100k (NGN 100,000 naira) will be transsfered immediately to yor account. This challenge is for males and females becuz Siofra is friendly, been to London once, travelled to West africa countries & like makes & females coz she belif wot man can do, women can do them better.

Profile:
Siofra is OK looking, not really fat, kinda beautiful, educated, cooking (a little bit), likes clubbing, been London once, likes talking, shy, not a Gold digggar, likes Afro beat, single & ready to mingle.

YOU WANT IT, COME GET IT: ((((100k will trasssfered immediate, ....LETS GO!!!! ))))

..........................GOOD LUCK & THANK ME LATER...............

there is nothing special about her.no be person way marry Donald Trump's daughter? Her head go dey swell now,but she no know say her net worth bar dey reduce.very soon,no network and not available.

siofra:
This is something I've been thinking about for a while now.

I'd say it's the Mexican cartel. Not only are they ruthless and brutal, they have sophisticated weapons to carry out their evil and they don't care how many innocent people they kill as long as the get the person or people they target.

I'd have said Nigerian cultists, they are quite similar in operation to the Mexican cartel but they don't have sophisticated weapons and technology (thank God)
If they did, they'd almost be unstoppable.

As for the Italian mafia, I don't know much about them except that they are usually very rich, good looking and the main protagonists in Wattpad romance novels and 365 days (the movie)

Which of these do you think is most deadly? And please state your reasons.

the cartels are learning from the mafia.drugs, prostitution and gambling are what make the mafia rich.

ExAngel007:
This picture is going viral on social media. It shows a man in a black and white 1940s photo appearing to be speaking on a cell phone.

What makes the photo puzzling is that cellphones weren't invented until 1973 by Motorola but it didn’t go public where
people can actually purchase it for use until 1983.

Anyone have an explanation for it? Manipulated image, perhaps?

https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2022/11/picture-of-a-man-speaking-on-a-cell-phone-in-the-1940s-goes-viral.html

his not the first,that a time teaveler

Simonekpentaekp:
This evening,, the whole South East Went into jubilant, from anambra to imo, aba ENUGU, abakiliki even in many parts of Nigeria and world over immediately the announcement of the discharged and aquited of the leader of the indigenous people of biafra mazi Nnamdi kanu, , but in all this but one particular man as expected must be in a very sad mood,that man is the ebonyi state born and Finland based fraudster by name Simon ekpa, who has been in the babbitt of extorting his poor and vulnerable followers of their hard earned money with a promise to give them Biafra in 2022,no one knows what he does with all the money he scammed these people as it was only the directorate of state DOS that has been responsible and incharge of all the encured expenses of mnk legal battles and every other expenses concerning anything under Nnamdi kanu,, Simon ekpe A.K.A ekperima has tried everything possible together with his lieutenants to put ipobs in a bad light but to no avail, they planned to high jack the group by changing the name in the UK �� but couldn't succeed,, they started using fake and edited pictures and video mixing all past broadcasts of Nnamdi kanu by cut and join his voices to look as if Nnamdi kanu has discarded the very IPOB he established but still Simon ekpa failed,, but one thing separates him from the mainstream ipobs, he doesn't know anything going on with Nnamdi kanu's trials and has to depend on the ipobs for updates he posts in all his platforms,he waits for a news to emanate from them then he'll copy them and post them on his platforms to look as if he got them directly all in order to brainwash his gullible followers , now he knew what Nnamdi kanu release portends to him and his co travelers,, he's in a panic mode now,, very soon all the people he deceived will certainly comes for him. ,

him sabi,na waiting make am choose the word autopilot.the pilot Nnamdi K. No day, nobody the pilot.

Ammmy:
I'm just coming from a church where it was revealed to me that I have a spirit husband. It has been the cause of my lack of progress and delay in marriage. I tried to argue with them because I've never been seeing any strange man both physically or in the dream. But I do have sex in the dream occasionally, especially if I'm Hot in real life. Please who knows the herbal cure or remedy to this menace? Yorubas in the house, your attention is needed . Don't tell me to pray because I have done that to no avail. I need another alternative. Something real and natural. Thanks

u need spiritual herbs"deliverance"

Jiggynews:
Girls de tryoo! Lady with massive backside teases guys with her w£apon; would you like to have a taste? (Photos)

https://trendytalker.com/girls-de-tryoo-lady-with-massive-backside-teases-guys-with-her-wapon-would-you-like-to-have-a-taste-photos/

when it comes for the time to run for ones life,the woman with a big bottom will know that what she is carrying is a load.

Messi1:
I've always visited this my uncle at least four times a week. That is where I pass away time. His children all like me and any day I fail to come they must ask me why didn't come. I use the time i spend in his house to teach his children Mathematics and do their home work for them.

Today I was in his house, he stormed out from his room and ask if i don't help my mother at home. He yelled at me and what pain me most is that he said food is costly and they are only managing. He made me feel like i was the one finishing the food in his house. He said I should not be too frequent in his house if at all I must come.

I'm considering severing all ties to this my uncle, will that be right?

they go don name some plate after u."junior go and bring that uncle Messi's plates."