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Adesiji77:
Scientists and research


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kingphilip:
4. Usman Dam
Love is in the air and there is no place to feel the romantic mood than Usman Dam. The dam is a little wonder the capital city hides because the Dam has a peaceful and quiet setting, it offers amazing views of mountain and hillsides. If you are looking for an opportunity to get closer to your sweetheart and express your feelings, you should take her to Usman Dam. It is an excellent spot to find romance and probably, steal a kiss from the one you love.

5. Millenium Park
No place is as romantic as the Millennium Park, especially at nightfall when there is lesser crowd. The park is a perfect place to hang out with your partner and enjoy a panoramic view it offers. If you want to take romance to a whole new level, take your sweetheart for a picnic at the park, carry along a food basket, a blanket and a bottle of wine, and dine together. The park is one of the most romantic picnic spots in the city.


What do you think? Did we miss your favourite romantic spots? Share them with us in the below:

oduastates:
What ethnicity?
This is even a small part of it. There are things the elders of the land will never put out because the SW Street will simply go ballistic. Just the little they need to know. Only the discerning will be able to decode those things.
One quarter of Nigeria's population with the largest pool of certified professionals and this is all you have to say?
I can easily nominate 50 people who are better qualified, better educated and better suited for the job than most of the people on that list.
Give me 1 professional from any part of Nigeria and I will give you 10 omoluabis .
The same thing is replicated in the federal ministries and parastatals. SW businesses are being denied government contracts. His economic policies are killing small and medium scale manufacturers in the SW. He has almost killed off the vegetable oil industry.
Obasanjo called it right. Never has there being a government which is as clannish as this one.
The people he regards as friends are running his nepotic government like an extension of their private property. The only good thing it is that his bad governance cannot be blamed on the SW as they normally do.
It is for this reason that many omoluabis are shipping out of that cesspit to places where their skills are better appreciated.
From foreign universities to the largest corporations in the world, they are well represented. Competent engineers, programmers, administrators, engineers,scientists etc doing their stuff where they are better appreciated. Better than being saddled with a leper of a country.
You know something is wrong if 3 omoluabi doctors, below the age of 37,attend to you in one hospital in Europe, within a span of 4 visits.
One dummy mentioned Benin -ore Road down there.
$500 billion dollars earned excluding $60 billion he met on the ground and that dummy thinks a patch job on a road of such national importance, and which should have cost less than $500 million is what we deserve.
By the way, Benin-ore is not as important to the SW as the lagos - ibadan- ife - akure - Benin Road which forms the central economic artery of the homeland .
If Obasanjo had run his government like this, no one would ever have heard of El rufai, Ribadu, soludo, Ekwesili, Iweala, Raphael ndukwe etc.
And some people like shouting merit merit merit. If you want merit, bring it on. We will see the outcome.
We will not be saddled with this delinquent for another 4 years for him to be followed by another called Sambo.

N.B : the same playbook as was played in the first Republic They put one or two yorubas in inconsequential ministries of no direct benefit to the economic progress of the region and keep the juicy ones.
Ministry of trade
Ministry of agriculture benefits the north.
Then you have the spots for useless yorubas like Abati, fani kayode, Okupe.
What about putting a yoruba in defence information, General Kolade to make a nuisance of himself on twitter.

Blackbeauty:
See how u just want to buy wahala!I was using an iphone 5 I got as a gift which I had to sell!I laugh at you in greek if after all I wil say,you still decide to get the 5s!.I'll start with the pros-1.it is a small cute phone.I love the design and size.
2.It is an overhyped and annoyingly overpriced phone which makes it command respect.You can't see jst anyone using it.when u are out and people will be like 'wow,you use an iphone?' And u say 'yep'( with u smiling internally),that's as good as it gets!
Cons-
1.You can't use bluetooth.you hear a nice song playing or u intend getting a picture.brother,you can't use bluetooth o!except its a transfer from iphone to iphone.now how many people wwud own an iphone where u work or sch?
2.You can't download songs,videos,pdf files...in fact anything from d internet.yes..so if u love free music don't bother!I remember I had to buy ed sheeran's bloodstream and thinking out loud songs from itunes for like 400 naira after d naira got devalued.the frustration I felt that day eh!
3.when u buy it,u can't just add your favourite songs o..u need the itunes app on ur pc to sync the songs into ur phone..if u r foolish enough to give it to slot guys to add songs for u,that's ur doom.The day u get your own itunes app on ur pc,all the previous songs and videos not synced with ur apple I'd will be wiped!
4.The appstore is the crappiest av seen after that of windows os..for files over 100mb,you wud need wifi or no download!you must upgrade to the latest ios 8 or you can't download some apps!once you are on ios 8,you can't downgrade it or jailbreak ur iphone!you see?
5.Many of the fun stuffs on it are better enjoyed in u.s eg hv u seen someone using imessage in nigeria?nada!
There are many more cons in buying an iphone..bt let me stop here!now the decision is yours to make.

Tallesty1:
Nairaland



Atheists Belief Without Certain Proof and that is a form of faith. They can't prove to me that God doesn't exist same I cannot do that to them yet we belief in our opinions, that is faith.

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When you travel or take a business trip, and stay in a hotel or a guest house or room you could unknowingly be photographed.

You can use this method to check your room:
When you enter into the room, turn off the lights, and close the curtains, open your phone camera, do not turn the flash light on.Turn around the room with your cell phone.

When a red dot is found, that means that a hidden web camera is installed. If no red dots, the
room is ok.

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dact4u:
1. Masturbation makes you weak, it spends more energy and burns your calorie

2. Masturbation creates nervousness and neurological problems

3. Masturbation is a main cause for erectile dysfunction.

4. Masturbation addicts you even if you taste it for one time. Controlling it is a very big menace.

5. Masturbation creates drowsiness; you will be sleeping most of the time after ejaculation of your sperm. You will experience a damn tired.

6. Masturbation causes stress and strain in your mind and soul.

7. Masturbation also affects us psychologically; it creates depression after ejaculation and makes one to feel bad on his own.

8. Getting red hot while masturbating will give a bad name in your surroundings and it is indecent too.

9. Masturbation cannot be done simply, it needs to see, touch, indulge or at least think of a sexual practice/ sex organs of the opposite sex. This is more harmful that the image in your memory that you see could not be erased easily. This will lead you to a noxious problem that you cannot see any girl/ lady/ women without a single thought i.e., sex.

10. Masturbation creates an urge to do indefinitely; it doesn’t see the place, people and culture. It makes you to fell in a worse sexual problem if chance knocks the door.

11. Masturbation leads you to illegal contacts because the urge increases day by day and finally will lead to the search of a source for sexual pleasure.

12. Masturbation is the main reason for speedy sperm release during sexual intercourse. It will create dissatisfaction to you and to your wife.

13. Over masturbation reduces your sperm count. Couples who desire to get pregnant should not masturbate.

14. Seminal fluid that gets released on masturbation contains proteins that are needed for many metabolic activities and cell formations. Proteins are the building blocks of our body; ejaculation often will create you to be lean and distracts your metabolism of muscle building.

15. Ethically masturbation is wrong; you think of X/Y and do sex of your own. This hinders your values and respect on others. May be you are good in all other regard but will end up in a great problem if not concerned to stop this habit.

16. Masturbation wastes your time and makes you useless.

17. The pleasure of masturbation never lasts for a long time.

18. Masturbation creates more problems as you lose your memory and thought provoking ability.

19. Masturbation is not the end for your desire; you may be fooled by your own practice. It will never give you a solution or a satisfaction but seems that it gives.

20. It is not needed in any way to your sexual life that it has to be practiced without fail.

21. Guys who masturbate will lose interest in sex with their wife very soon. They can’t feel pleasurable for a long time.

22. Masturbation induces homosexuals in schools, colleges and hostels. Many times the latter creates sexually transmitted diseases like VD, syphilis, AIDS etc.,

LLVelly:
The word mas tur bation is yet to creep-in in any of our organised,revised holy book(s) plus Guys can get hung up on whether,they mas tur bate too much. But its not how many times you mas tur bate in a week(or day) that really matters,says Logan Levoff,PhD,a sexologist & sex educator. It's how it fits into your life. So here are some reasons everyone should mas tur bate.
1) Getting a grip on yourself help teach you the pattern of your own sexual response: what you like, and what you hate more than anything else in the whole wide world.
2) Jacking off can help kick start a tired & listless sex drive.
3) mas tur bation can also help strengthen your overall immune system: while mas tur bating, cells that fight off sickness are released in your body.
4) mas tur bating can greatly help reduce stress.
5) mas tur bation can improve the muscle tone in the pelvic area,which can help reduce involuntary urinal leakage in women.
6) It keeps your vägina ...perky!
7) No risk of STDs or pregnancy! Need I explain?
mas tur bation helps flush out bad bacteria in your pelvic area: while mas tur bating your väginal muscles will stretch,secreting a väginal mucus. This will allow for fluid circulation,which will then flush out bacteria hanging out where you don't want them.
9) friggin' your riggin' helps you gain control over when and how soon you come: once you can recognize the point right before the point of no return, you can put on the brakes and avoid premature clashes.
10) Polishing your china helps you sleep.
11) Playing with your self is a great procrastination device/study break/ boredom reliever,way better than smoking or television.
12) DIY sex puts a smile on your face by releasing endorphins. Enough to cure a bad day.
13) Southern comfort evens the playing field when u want it more than your partner does. With the wave of hand,presto: No more frustration.
14) Doing the hand jive is cheap and you're easy,unlike most of your dates.
15) Testing the plumbing before a date helps keep your head in the game. And it will also make you last longer in bed.
16) mas tur bation is the shortest distance between you and an orgasm. Need we say more?...and for the ladies orgasm can help relieve menstrual cramps and PMS, and fight yeast infection by increasing blood flow to the pelvic area. That alone is pretty good reason to learn how to flick the bean,and flick it well.
17) frequent mas tur bation in early adulthood is linked with lower risk of prostate cancer later on,there seems to be some benefits to clearing out the pipes at least a few times per week
18) It may go without saying that,but women who mas tur bate regularly have reported a general feeling of overall happiness.
19) Mas tur bation increases your libido.
20) Hand to gland combat gives you fresh breath. As long as you brush your teeth when you're done.

NB: Punchlines are welcome but just know if a boxer don't want to get knocked-out he wouldn't step into the mutha4kin ring coz when I punch it's alwayz a KNOCK-OUT.

benodic:
souls are like the fishes in the ocean and Spirit is the ocean in which the souls live , move and have their being .
God is the source of the ocean (spirit)

omat20:
According to my research on spirit, the body only houses one entity and that is the spirit. When one dies, he/she lives forever as a spirit guide to people in this physical world.

Obi901:
. Spirit is the totality of awareness. It is the omnipresence, omniscience and omnipotence of God.
. Spirit is the voice of God which manifest itself as Light and Sound. Spirit, the Voice of HU-HU is often known as the Sugmad-which is the true name of God in the upper realms, is the creative energy. As It (Spirit) flows down through the worlds, from Its fountainhead in the center of all creation, far above this earth world, It needs distributors, and It works through Souls.

emrain:
the soul is your real self, which is indestructible.

the spirit is just like google map. it leads your soul to wherever your body instructs your spirit. the spirit could be evil spirit(which is rampant) or holy spirit.

curiouses:
Bicameral legislature, right?

So what you are saying is upper house was created because people felt cheated by population system used in electing house of representative's members?

soe:
May i have your attention please.

Nigeria runs what we call a " binocular bicameral legislator"

In other words, the job of one legislative arm is handled by two.

The reason is very simple.

The Senate reflects Equality of states

36 states produce 3 senators, FCT produces 1.
(36*3)+1=109senators with equal power


The House of Reps reflects the equality of every citizen.

In this case, every state is given rep mrmbers based on their actual population. Lagos has one of the highest number of honourables (24), same as kano (24), then bayelsa and nasarawa are the least with 5 seats each before FCT (2 seats). But the total number of honourables is 360.

The senate was created because most states felt cheated based on the population thingy, so we decided to make all states have the equality in the senate.

I hope you understand?

Sunkyphil:
First Download the app
Called framaroot

2. Enter framaroot app then click on
bromir a prompt message will appear
telling you have successfully root
phone you need to reboot system.
3 . Now switch off your Android phone,
reboot your phone to recovery mod by
pressing POWER BUTTON and KEY
VOLUME UP , hold it till recovery mode
appear with Android robot locate
REBOOT SYSTEM
4. Then click on the first home button
on your
Android menus your phone will reboot
it self ..
that’s all you have root your Android
phone in just few minutes.

sheabutter1:
She's beautiful. Davido have been making his family famous. Just like DIAMOND.

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delishpot:
Cord blood is a sample of blood taken from a newborn baby's umbilical cord. It is a rich source of stem cells, which have been used in the treatment of over 80 diseases,[1] including leukemia, lymphoma and anemia. The most common disease category has been leukemia. The next largest group is inherited diseases (of red blood cells, the immune system and certain metabolic abnormalities.) Patients with lymphoma, myelodysplasia and severe aplastic anemia have also been successfully transplanted with cord blood.[citation needed] Parents may choose to bank their newborn's cord blood against the possibility that it will be useful in the future, should the child or a related family member fall victim to a disease that is treatable by cord blood stem cells.[citation needed]

Cord blood is collected from the umbilical cord vein attached to the placenta after the umbilical cord has been detached from the newborn.[2] Cord blood is collected because it contains stem cells, including hematopoietic cells, which can be used to treat hematopoietic and genetic disorders. One unit of cord blood generally lacks stem cells in a quantity sufficient to treat an adult patient. The placenta is a much better source of stem cells since it contains up to ten times more than cord blood.[3] Some placental blood may be returned to the neonatal circulation if the umbilical cord is not prematurely clamped.[4] According to Eileen K. Hutton, PhD, and Eman S. Hassan, MBBch, cord clamping should be delayed a minimum of two minutes to prevent anemia over the first three months of life and enriching iron stores and ferritin levels for as long as 6 months. (Ref. "Late vs Early Clamping of the Umbilical Cord in Full-term Neonates," JAMA, March 21, 2007) If the umbilical cord is not clamped, and it is not during an extended-delayed cord clamping protocol, a physiological postnatal occlusion occurs upon interaction with cold air, when the internal gelatinous substance, called Wharton's jelly, swells around the umbilical artery and veins.

Youngzedd:
Isaiah 54:15

Behold, they shall surely gather together, but not by me: whosoever shall gather together against thee shall fall for thy sake.



Na so GEJ and co will scatter yakataa for ground.

emiye:
Market GEJ in the light of the following :

1. 400,000 barrels of oil stolen daily, yet pipeline protection contracts running in to billions of Naira in the hands of terrorists/militants

2. increased petrol price from 65-97naira in a period of oil boom over 110usd/barrel consistently for years,

3. power supply has not seen any worthwhile improvement 5 years down the line, it is still the same 4,000mw bullshittt+- , i have been hearing since the Obj regime . I just saw a protest on Channelstv of Benin youths destroying properties of the distribution company in care of the region due to poor power supply to their area

4. Thrillions used in paying fraudulent kerosene subsidy annually, that same amount can build four (4.) or more large scale refineries and there would be change. Yet kerosene sold at over N120 to the populace instead of the claimed N50. Refined petroleum products still imported to the detriment of the country's foreign exchange.

5 Excess crude oil account wiped out, external debt profile rising again after debt relief of 2005, and OBJ's pay off of debt. Foreign reserve account depleting.

6. Several local govts taken over by BH, and BH obviously is enlarging its coast, over 2,000 killed in Baga days ago, yet the man does not appear bothered. Military men at warfront claims military weapons are inadequate and not up to date.

7. Failed to diversify the economy after 5 years, but simply lip service, 70% of the budget still on recurrent expenditure in a developing country that needs lots of physical infrastructures .

8. No concrete plan for grand scale unemployment that is a ticking time bomb, but minimalist approach like "youwin" that provides 1,000 jobs annually in a country with hundreds of million unemployed youth.

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holatin:
wao hope there are talking feature like



My husband and Sambo is a good people
2. The President was once a child and the
senators were once a children.
3. My fellow widows.(Is her husband dead?)
4. A good mother takes care of his children.

5. The people sitting before you were once a children.

6. Yes we are all happy for the effort, it is not easy
to carry second in an international competition like
thisone,
7. The bombers who born them? Wasn’t it not a woman?
They were once a children now a adult nowthey are
bombing women and children making somechildren a
widow.
8. My heart feels sorry for these children who
havebecome widows for loosing their parents for one
reasonor another.
9. We should have love for our
fellowNigeriansirrespective of their NATIONALITY

10. Thank God the Doctors and Nurses are
responding to treatment
11. I would rather kill myself instead
ofcommittingsuicide.

dhtml18:
Many of the guys above know some part, but let me provide the complete story as i know it:

Many have heard about this match. Some think it’s an urban legend. Some think it’s only a joke.
But only few know the truth. A long time ago, few months after the end
of the Nigeria-Biafra war, the Military Governor of Lagos decided to stage an exhibition match at the then glorious
National Stadium Lagos. He thought it would be a special way of celebrating Nigeria’s victory in the war, a way of
helping Lagosians to forget the sad bloody years that had just passed. He wanted to stage the match between
Nigeria & Ghana but was advised against it. His advisers reminded him how Ghana trashed Nigeria 3-Nil at the 1960
Independence Match, that another loss to Ghana might defeat the purpose of the exhibition match. His advisers
suggested that they choose a team that would be very easy to beat.
Brig Gen Mobolaji Johnson agreed. Ethiopia was considered. Zimbabwe was considered. India was considered. USA was
considered. And India was chosen. He & his advisers believed that India would be a walkover.
But had he known what would happen he might have chosen Brazil. Yes, Brazil were the reigning world champions
at the time but… Oh, had he known. India agreed to play the exhibition match with Nigeria. In fact, they were overjoyed.
Nigeria was one of the best teams in Africa. And they had never played with an African team before.
What more! They were most overjoyed that Nigeria had agreed to their three special conditions. What were
these conditions?
Well, on that fateful day, a bright Saturday afternoon on August 15th, 1970, the National Stadium Lagos was filled with
excited spectators.

There was Condition No. 1, that the match be played on India’s Independence Day.

As the players of Nigeria & India came into the pitch, spectators screamed with more excitement as they saw that all the twenty-two
players were barefooted. That was Condition No. 2. (Remember that India had withdrawn from the 1950 World Cup
because they weren’t allowed to play barefooted.)
Priiii… Referee Mohamed Touati blew his whistle to begin the game. (The Tunisian referee had been suspended by
FIFA earlier that year but had accepted to officiate this special match.) Indian forward Amer Al-Amer made the first pass.
And before anyone could say “Bosnia-Herzegovina”, one Majed Suleman fired the ball high into the air towards the
Nigerian post. The giant of a Nigerian keeper, Emmanuel Okala, dived to the right while the ball dropped into the left side
of the net. Gooooaaal!!! 3-0.

There was Condition No. 3, that each goal scored by India would be counted as 3 points while each by Nigeria
would be 1 as usual. (Nigeria agreed because they believed that India could never score. Or at least couldn’t score
more than one goal.) Emmanuel was looking confused. He was very sure he had dived towards the ball.

Every other person thought he’d deliberately let the Indians score just to spice up the game.
Meanwhile, India’s fan club was going wild with jubilation.
Priii… The Nigerian forwards Sunday Atuma & Thompson Usiyen passed. As Thompson passed to Paul Hamilton, he
was surprised when he saw India’s Faisal Al-Dakheel with the ball. Faisal quickly shot the ball into the air towards
Nigeria’s post. Goooal! 6-0. Thompson was so confused. He could have sworn it was Paul his teammate he had passed to.

Priii… Sunday Atuma passed into the Nigerian half. Alloysius Atuegbu passed to Haruna Ilerika. Haruna made a long pass
into the Indian half to Samuel Okoye. He was shocked when he saw the ball in the legs of Abdullah Al-Shemmari. Haruna
wiped his eyes in disbelief. Too late! Abdullah shot the ball into the air. Goal! 9-0. Three goals in barely six minutes?

Nigerian spectators were wondering what was happening.
Priii… Goal! 12-0. Yusuf Al-Suwayed.
15-0. Amer Al-Amer. 18-0. Majed
Suleman’s second goal. 21-0. Abdulaziz
Al-Buloushi. 24-0. Majed’s hat-trick.
27-0. Faisal Al-Dakheel’s second goal.
30-0. Waleed Al-Mubarak.

At the twentieth minute, Nigeria’s Paul Hamilton ran with the ball all the way to India’s box-18. But
as he raised his long leg to shoot, he slipped & fell. India’s defender Mahboub Jumaa easily took the
ball as Paul lay on the ground moaning like a baby. That was the nearest Nigeria had gotten to the Indian
post so far. Twenty-five minutes later & eight goals more, the score stood at 54-0. Some spectators angrily
left the stadium even before the half-time whistle. Others waited patiently, hoping that Nigeria would
revenge in the 2nd half.
The Nigerian coach was already fuming with great anger, at half-time:
“Boys, what the hell is happening out there?!” Coach Jorge Penna was furious.
“You’re the damn captain, answer me!!” he was shouting at Emmanuel Okala.

Emmanuel was speechless. He didn’t know what to say.
“Co-co-coach…” Godwin Achebe began “I think I know what’s happening sir”
The coach was glaring at him now. “Those Indians dey use juju. They’re using ma-magic.”
“Yes! Yes!” his teammates echoed & nodded & murmured amongst themselves.
“Shut up you fools!! Magic my foot!!! There is no magic in football!”

10 minutes into the 2nd half, the score-line was 90-0 the Nigerian coach had no other choice but to remove the captain Emmanuel Okala and bring in Samuel Okparaji.
At the 70th minute, Nigeria’s Samuel Okparaji ran with the ball all the way to India’s box-18, as he prepared to fire the shot, he could have sworn that the ball has completely
dissappeared and he was staring at a lion, he blinked and on opening his eyes, he saw indian's Amer Al-Amer fire a shot at the Nigerian Goal all the way from the Indian half,
and to the shock of everyone the shot scored (the Nigerian keeper will later claim that he saw a wild lion rushing towards him and he had to jump away from the ball/lion).

At the 76th minute, Samuel okwaraji was about kicking the ball wen it turned to a wild lion....
so he said his last prayer and fired the ball...
(THE BALL) on reaching the Indian goal keeper, all he saw was a fiery lion running toward him
he had to run for his life too. and that's how we scored them...

the guy just did sign of the cross and fell down...

May his soul rest in peace (Amen)

drnairalov:
use baking soda and lime..

1. squeez d lime in a teaspoon or 2 of baking soda

2..den it woud form a whitish paste..grab ur foam (*dont use brush*) den wipe ur teeth with d foam with d paste.. leave 4 5 mins and wash off

continue dis for a week..yo wud start seein difference the next day self..simple natural way

django1:
I think this place can compete favorably with obudu resort minus the natural advantage of the mountain which is also a disadvantage as it makes the resort remote.

mrsage:
Lagos is a very interesting city. It is full of fun and excitement.
This is December and we all need to relax and take a break. Lots of businesses will go on break and there will be a need tl visit some fun places.
I have been in Lagos virtually all my life and trust me i have been round town.
I will suggest a few nive places for you. The good thing about Lagos is there is an ideal spot for every body irrespecitive of your budget.

1. Tarkwa Bay. This is an island in Lagos accessible by boat. Boats of various sizes are available in Cms and tarzan jetty to take you on a ride to takwa bay. A typical ride from cms to takwa bay takes about 20minutes. It is nice and fun. It is a serene environment sparsely populated with friendly residents some of whom are fishermen.
It is an ideal get away spot within Lagos.