₦airaland Forum

Im coming.

ItsAnderson:

good evening pals.
My lady friend called me this evening to share a lil gist and told me this so I decided to post here to get advice for her

Don't talk to your pastor any how o. So that you will not carry more trouble. Just tell ytour fiance youve never had an abortion and prove to him. God may be using the Pastor to safe your fiancee from impending wahala of looking for te fruit of the womb when you are married if actually you've carried out serial abortion. Because you babes of nowadays you are not trust worthy, especially the ones that lived outside campus while in school, they are another thing.

Even at the NYSC orientation camp, you will see used condoms liter every where.

Be very careful talking to your pastor. If actually you had not had abortion you would have spoken right there NO sir, while npw bringing this matteron NL. Bi iwo ba se rere, ara ki yoo a ya o. "If you do well, you will be taken"

harde2lah:
Jonadumb show us your MSc Thesis and PhD Dissertation and shame your critics once and for all

Him no get. That will show you the kind of education available in SS.

ngoziiwenofu1:
Who is David west? A nobody. When people are talking, he doesn't have to come out.
GEJ till 2019

You will know him come May 29th when we will escort your clueless brother and his illiterate wife back to otuoke.

Omo ti o fine.

Lies

tola9ja:
HE FACE ASO ROCK IN 2010


HE FACE OTUEKE IN 2015

You are too creative. I never saw it that way. But you are really correct.

Na him be say make him go back to Otuoke come May 29 Seh!!!

mastercee:
Wonder shall never end

16 years old pikin dey bath person with acid cos dem cheat on her. Someone that's suppose to be dreaming of a successful future.

Oshi ati iranu

Iranu abi iranu.people from that part of 9ja are naturally wicked. Last month in port Harcourt a promising guy, working in an oil servicing company was killed by an ordinary OND holder for discovering that the guy was married and he has not full fill the promise to buy her a car.

ifex370:
Taaa... Na lie... A real man cannot ejaculate under such short period of time n that condition...


BTW, how can you be trying to poke a girl while your wearing a jean... Such actions could incure serious Damage's to your peninsula, just saying

It is possible, it happened on a long cue in a bank hall in those days when there were no IT facilities in banks. Lol!!!

ozoigbondu:
Bakre is as usual high on cheap weed elections will hold on march 28 whether you and your fellow charaltans like it or not


Meanwhile GEJ till 2019
Commence operation #Matchonbuhari

Brother, don't be deceived, there will be no election in this country write it down.
If you want election then you are calling for war that will displace over 50 millions Nigerians and kill more than 4 millions.
The reason many of you are after Jonathan is to be able to enjoy your loots and steal more money. But I can tell you that you may not have a safe environment to spend and enjoy your loot because there will be war in the nation if this election happens.

The only anti-dote to this problem is for Jonathan and the State Council to start shopping for an Interim Government Head that they will hand over the power come May 29.

This will bring down the tension and people will be on the look out for next line of action. The ING Head may come from SE or NC.

Mark my words.

Nairalanders, note this. There may not be election in this country.

If PDP carries out this their devil decision you will see the kind of violence that you have never seen before.
Election will not hold. Their may be an Interim Government, whose President will come from SE or NC.

There won't be election in this country.

Vicotex:
NIGERIANS beware, these are the tricks buhari want to use on us.

But God pass am.

#GEJtill 2019

So you still believe Jonathan can win this election? If he likes let him continue shifting the goal post. See, he don fail.

#MarchBuhari2AsoVilla2015-2023#

Omooba77:
There has been some misconception about how long President Goodluck Jonathan has been heading this country. The lie being peddled is that he has spent 6 years;late President Musa Yardua died in May5, 2010;but President acted from Feburary10,2010 until he fully assumed the Presidency on May 6,2010...
So mathematicians should help me do the needful...............
Our Rail lines are working; roads wearing new look, farmers smiling to banks......Add your own.........

The problem most Nigerians have is that, many of us have not been opportuned to go out of this country for once. So we are to comfortable with the rubbish we are seeing around.

Our politicians steal our monies and go and enjoy it in foreign land where light does not blink.

JONATHAN did nothing compare to the volume of money available to his government. It is like spending #100 for Nigerians while he has #10,000,000 naira and you are happy he did road and railway. By now, Nigeria should be using underground rail line to link all parts of the country together. In less than 1hr I should be able to travel from Lagos to Abuja. But what do we see, old Model train and you are happy.

I pity your generation.

Even IBU himself looks 30yrs above his age. If you know ibu's age you will be shocked how poverty had dealth with him before he found space in Nollywood that changed his life small.

But poverty effect can not be removed from his face anymore. Poverty ridden fellow.

micolaj:
Many pastors have exchanged their CALLING for MONEY, my God is INDEED a SILENT Judge (ADAKEDAJO).

(ADAKEDAJO) OBA ASORO MAJEBI.
AGBARE FALARE, AGBEBI FELEBI.
OKIRIBITI AJI PA OJO IKU DA.
OBA TO JU OBA LO

OkikiOluwa1:
Just saw this on Facebook.
News travel faster than light. They said her name is Yejide Fahdilat Badmus.
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I know that the man that did this to her must v been showing signs of domestic violence.

There's no point hoping that an abusive relationship ll work.

Yes you are correct, that's her full name. She has a 10 years old girl for one of her boy friend and she lived in their house, at Egbeda Akowonjo, without being married to the family for like 3-4 years. The parents wanted her married to her boyfriend, but because of infidelity they could no longer contain her outrageous attitude and misbehavior to her would be mother-in-law then.

She goes out as she likes and comes in dead late in the night. Actually, she is a BAD girl. The man that eventually put her in his house did not know who she was before he married her.

Ask and you shall be given. What if payment is made on request.

1. Tears.

If you like cry till Jesus comes, I don care. Sukun sun tete na u sabi

SeverusSnape:
What?!...Brother, Don't dare marry that Anita
She's a gold digger and a diamond miner.
So she left you because you're Igbo and she's trying to come back now cause you have money.
By the way, How can you date someone for 2 months without the person knowing your tribe

A word is enough for the wise. If you like marry her and come here in 2 years time to seek for our help.

Stop all these gold digging rants. If he still love her let him go ahead and marry he.

There is no static mindset in nature, as we grow older and gather experience we change our mindset. Anita's mindset must gave changed by this experience and see more reason why running after money is good.

I don't like it when someone calls another person gold digger. Do you have any gold in the first place?

brainpower:
This same 2013 he was fighting insurgency while Buhari didn't fight. GEJ was trying to use every means necessary to see to the end of the insurgency. Osinbajo should stop cleaning the image of Buhari, whether he wins or not, he is a fundamentalist and an extremist. His statements and actions are there to prove it. And please nairalanders, I know Osinbajo as a seasoned lawyer but what I don't know is what he brings to the table as far as politics is concerned for the APC. His CAN and PFN has abandoned him, so it means he is politically irrelevant. Which also means that by any reason Buhari is voted in and he starts misbehaving, Osinbajo doesn't have the political might to stand up to him. Votewisly.

Obu ni e. Do you understand? shioor!!!

msmon:
Islam has nothing to do with their actions, I'm a muslim and I can tell u there is no part in the Quran or any hadiths that support what they are doing (in fact, I can show several verses in the Quran that speak repeatedly against what they do ). They are just useless people hiding under that religion.
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Goodluck Jonathan Is A Superior Presidential Material To Muhammadu Buhari, By Femi Aribisala(Columnist)
www.nairaland.com/2127363/gej-superior-presidential-material-gmb#2127363.3


I’ll Perform Better In My Second
Term If Re-Elected - President Jonathan
Assures
www.nairaland.com/2128799/ill-perform-better-second-term#30406396

Brother, please I understand your point because you made it very clear. But Ihave a question to ask you and I will be glad if I see your reply on this site.

The question is this, initially when Boko Haram Started their demonic campaign killing Christians, the Muslims were quiet. They practically support their actions. Even in my office you could hear the Muslim brothers not condemning their actions.

But now that the page has changed and these messengers of death spare not the muslims,, even now the numbers of muslims they have killed are far over what could be expected, why is it now that Muslim brothers can quote from Quran that their actions are wrong. I seem not to understand.

Please, I am not saying anything contrary to your opinion but I want to know more about what Quran says about the sanctity of human life and its existence. Thank you very much. God bless.

I think this game is getting interesting. APC also should take Jonathan to court for presenting PhD without thesis. This is also a crime on the part of Jonathan. he is someone with questionable character and he has to leave the stage.

The way things are going, there may not be any election on February 2015. Jonathan may have to hand over to an Interim Government that will usher in the true democracy for Nigeria.

ayogabriel: What took them this long to storm the place, they knew of there hideout all along, they had the drones, so why are they just doing all this? Lives would have been saved and properties would not have been lost. A government which is committed to protecting her people, will swing into action immediately. #something is fishy.

faladeSM1132:
Why don't you move with your family to clare them since too,
i wonder i you people of NL talking without brain;
have you ever seen any militry switch into action without deep research ,
for how many years he took american to end Osama s life?
did you know the numbers of innocent people died including sodier before most powerful country in the world can end the life of Osama bin-lardin?
pls stop insulting nigerian sodier or FG on this insurgency matter for the sake of political intrest:

STOP IT !!!!

@faladeSM1132. What has ayogabriel said that requires this 'talking' without brain. You don't need this.

Anyone supporting re-election of GEJ and PEJ is inviting absolute poverty on this country. The Niger Delta will now say that it is Hausa people that is their problem, they sat on Nigeria wealth and there is no development in Niger Delta.

See what Niger Delta is doing to herself. PEJ will go to jail. I know she is not smart enough to cover most of her shady deals and this will put her husband in serious problem because the man does not even know what the woman is doing. The woman is looting this country too dry. #3Billion Naira. That will finish a rail line from Abia state to Bayelsa State. Greedy people.

Doanload and compare this to PDP manifesto

http://apc.com.ng/apcroadmap.pdf

In fact Jonathan is finished. Can you listen to the APC manifesto Buhari expressed into details?

We will do ourselves great harm if we vote for Jonathan.

stebell:
GEJ has performed very well yet some roaches in Nland are saying the opposite. So if giving them rice is the solution, let it fly.


GEJ still.........

Tell us, what has he done?

Fawklicant:
Sorry, enh! The change you are parading is not the change we need. We are voting for peace and continuity. We are voting GEJ till 2019!!!

You better shine your eyes and see change from mumu to wisdom.

You dey follow una brother dey mumu. Dindinrin.

luvinhubby:
God bless our Nigerian armed forces, ably commanded by Dr. Goodluck Ebele Azikiwe Jonathan, GCFR.
And God punish satan for all the haters of good things that happens in Nigeria under GEJ (2015 - 2019).

Initially I like to support GEJ, but why is it that when the election is approaching and he is seeing the way hammer of words are being sledged on his head he starts to do sometgings.

I can't but say that his wisdom pipe is blocked and doesn't know way forward. We can't continue to allow this fellow to rule us. What of the thousands that have been killed by boko haram.

He claimed that buhari killed people. Buhari killed people who were corrupt and stole country money. But in the case of Jonathan he defends theives and killed thousands of innocent souls. Since I've been witnessing governments in Nigeria for the past 30years, it is Jonathan's government that have killed the highest number of people in the history while we are at peace time.

Jonathan is an accidental President who had no clue of what is presidency before he got there.

Nigeria dont let's make this mistake again. Vote out cluelessness.

We don't need any debate to vote for buhari come febuhari 14. In 2011 when GEJ boycotted debate didn't we vote for him even though the election was rigged in his favour.

So likewise we are going to massively vote for BUHARI whether he goes for debate or not. What kind of intellectual capacity does GEJ possess that makes it imperative for Buhari to go for debate with him.

PhD without thesis. He will go for jail for deceiving Nigeria.