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PoliticsRe: Ogun State: The Bastion And Pioneer Of The Best In Nigeria by dolphinife(op): 5:28pm On May 03, 2013
there is no state in Nigeria, i repeat, there is no state in Nigeria that has produced 3 presidents fore this country. olusegun obasanjo is arguably the longest serving president, Ernest Shonekan and MKO ABIOLA.
moreso, the greatest philospher to have ever come out of Nigeria, obafemi awolowo was also an ogun indigene. combine every states in IGBOLAND, lets see if they have ever produced a genuine president.....
When someone is blessed, dnt put hypocrisy to it. The Yoruba folks are so blessed that they always break new grounds every seconds
SportsFootball: More Than Just A Game by dolphinife(op): 8:54am On May 03, 2013
Iker Casillas : " When I went to Sergio Ramos and I saw him full of tears I said to him, 'you're a hero, Real Madrid C.F.'s hero and the hero of spain. "

" He said to me I am crying because I lost the semi for madrid last year and I remember on that day I promised myself that I will not forgive myself if I didn't win the cup for madrid next year. "

Hearing this Iker also started crying !! cry cry

Massive Respect to our Kings ♥
EducationRe: Obafemi Awolowo University: The Bastion Of Knowledge by dolphinife(op): 5:45pm On May 02, 2013
GREAT PICTURES OF OAU
EducationRe: Obafemi Awolowo University: The Bastion Of Knowledge by dolphinife(op): 5:36pm On May 02, 2013
OBAFEMI AWOLOWO UNIVERSITY
1. THE ONLY UNIVERSITY WITH A RECOGNISED SCHOOL ANTHEM
Great IFE, Great IFE,
Africa's most beautiful campus
conscious, vigilant, progressive
aluta against all oppression
forward ever, backward never
for learning and culture, sport and struggle
Great IFE, I LOVE YOU
There is only one great IFE in the universe
another great IFE is a counterfeit
GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAAAATTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!
2. THE ONLY INSTITUTION WITH CULT-FREEE RELATED ACTIVITIES SINCE 1999
3. ALSO THE BEST IN NIGERIA
EducationRe: Obafemi Awolowo University: The Bastion Of Knowledge by dolphinife(op): 5:31pm On May 02, 2013
FACULTY OF HEALTH SCIENCES, SPIDER,

EducationRe: Obafemi Awolowo University: The Bastion Of Knowledge by dolphinife(op): 5:27pm On May 02, 2013
OBAFEMI AWOLOWO UNIVERSITY SENATE BUILDING, ROAD 1, LIBRARY

EducationObafemi Awolowo University: The Bastion Of Knowledge by dolphinife(op): 5:25pm On May 02, 2013
1. OBAFEMI AWOLOWO UNIVERSITY STARTED THE FIRST FACULTY OF PHARMACY IN WEST AFRICA
2.NIGERIA'S ONLY NOBEL PRIZE WINNER IN LITERATURE, WOLE SOYINKA, SERVED AS PROFESSOR OF COMPARATIVE LITERATURE AT THE UNIVERSITY OF IFE AND WAS ALSO APPOINTED AN EMERITUS PROFESSOR OF DRAMATIC ARTS AT OAU IFE.
3. OAU IFE STARTED THE FIRST ELECTRONICS COMPONENT IN ADDITION TO ELECTRICAL ENGINEERING
4. OAU IFE STARTED THE FIRST CHEMICAL ENGINEERING COURSE IN AFRICA
5. DO YOU KNOW THAT THE MOST PERFORMING HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVE MEMBER, ABIKE DABIRI-EREWA, GRADUATED FROM OAU IFE
6. DO YOU KNOW THAT LAGBAJA GRADUATED FROM ENGLISH DEPARTMENT OF OBAFEMI AWOLOWO UNIVERSITY WITH A THRID CLASS
7. IN THE REALM OF PRRINTING AND JOURNALISM, OAU IFE HAS PRODUCED PEOPLE LIKE THE FAMOUS OVATION PUBLISHER, DELE MOMODU, SHEYE KEHINDE OF CITY PEOPLE MAGIZINE, AND OLUSEGUN ADENIYI, CHAIRMAN EDITORIAL BOARD OF THIS DAY NEWSPAPER
8. IN THE REALM OF BUSINESS, JIMOH IBRAHIM, GRADUATED FROM LAW FACULTY OF OBAFEMI AWOLOWO UNIVERSITY
9. THE FIRST SIAMESE TWINS TO BE SEPERATED IN NIGERIA WAS CARRIED OUT IN OAU IFE
10. THE POUNDING MACHINE WAS DESIGNED, INVENTED AND PRODUCED IN OAU IFE
11. The first iLab in Africa, south of Sahara was developed and established in OAU.
12. THE BEST LIVING LAWYER IN THE WHOLE OF AFRICA, FEMI FALANA IS A PRODUCT OF OAU. LIKEWISE, ROTIMI AKEREDOLU, THE MAN WHO REVOLUTIONALISE THE NIGERIAN BAR ASSOCIATION.
13. ERNEST NDUKWE, THE MAN THAT BROUGHT THE MUCH NEEDED REVOLUTION TO TELECOMMUNICATION IN NIGERIA, WHO IS ALSO THE PIONEERING DEPUTY CHAIRMAN OF NCC ALSO GRADUATED FROM OAU IFE
14. IN POLITICS, PEOPLE LIKE OLUSEGUN MIMIKO AND WIFE, OLUREMI TINUBU,DOMINIC ONEYA(FORMER KANO STATE GORVERNOR), FIDELIS OYHAKILOME(FORMER RIVERS STATE GOVERNOR), JIMI AGBAJE OF LAGOS,
15. PASTOR ENOCH ADEJARE ADEBOYE, ALSO GRADUATED FROM OBAFEMI AWOLOWO UNIVERSITY WITH DISTINCTION
16. THE MOST RELIGIOUS UNIVERSITY IN NIGERIA IS NO DOUBT OBAFEMI AWOLOWO UNIVERSITY WITH OVER 150 FELLOWSHIPS.
17. THE UNIVERSITY WITH THE CHEAPEST SCHOOL FEES IS UNDOUBTEDLY OBAFEMI AWOLOWO UNIVERSITY WITH A MEAGRE 5,300 PER SESSION
18. THE UNIVERSITY WITH THE MOST VIBRANT STUDENT UNIONISM WHICH IS UNRIVALLED IN THE HISTORY OF NIGERIA IS OAU IFE
19. THE MOST BEAUTIFUL CAMPUS IN NIGERIA, WHICH NO OTHER UNIVERSITY CAN BEAT IN TERMS OF INFRASTRUCTURE AND PHYSICAL PLANNING IS OAU IFE
20 OAU IFE HAS THE THIRD LARGEST CONCENTRATION OF PROFESSORS IN NIGERIA BEHIND UNIVERSITY OF IBADAN AND AHMADU BELLO UNIVERSITY
21. OAU IFE HAS THE LARGEST LANDMASS IN NIGERIA ONLY BEHIND AHMADU BELLO UNIVERSITY
22. OAU IFE IS THE HEADQUARTERS OF KEGITES WORLDWIDE
23. LIKEWISE, HAFEEZ OYETORO A.K.A SAKA, ALSO GRADUATE FRM OAU IFE

Jokes EtcLaugh Till Your Brain Comot by dolphinife(op): 4:45pm On Apr 30, 2013
1. It is only in an IBADAN Fast Food that you ll seee "Meatpie N120"... "Meatpie (with Gen) N1500

2.Ibadan People will have an accident, stand up, curse the driver, then fall down and die
...
3. Ibadan girls can still ask someone in a BBM group "are you on BBM"

4.BREAKING NEWS: KFC closes all branches in Ibadan.. Report says people just come in, take pictures and leave

5.A Typical Ibadan Man sprays all his Money at a Party and Treks home

6.IBADAN Girls still think ipad is a PAD used to stop Menstrual Flow

7. Ibadan Girls know more INCANTATIONS than BIBLE VERSES

8.The World Can not End Tomorrow Cos ibadan girls still use spoon to drink viju milk

Am I wrong pple?
PoliticsOgun State: The Bastion And Pioneer Of The Best In Nigeria by dolphinife(op): 4:02pm On Apr 30, 2013
1. Obafemi Awolowo - ONE OF THE FOUNDING FOUNDERS OF NIGERIA
2. Alexander Akintola Sapara - THE FIRST NIGERIAN LAWYER
3. Folake Solanke - THE FIRST FEMALE SENIOR ADVOCATE OF NIGERIA(SAN)
4. Frederick Rotimi Williams - THE FIRST LAWYER TO BE A SENIOR ADVOCATE OF NIGERIA(SAN)
5. Hon. Justice Olumuyiwa Jibowu - THE FIRST NIGERIAN JUDGE TO SIT ON THE SUPREME COURT BENCH
6. Sir Adetokunbo Ademola - THE FIRST INDIGENOUS CHIEF JUSTICE OF NIGERIA
7. Olusegun Obasanjo - THE FIRST NIGERIAN TO BE BOTH MILITARY AND CIVILIAN HEAD OF STATE
8. Ernest Shonekan - THE SHORTEST PRESIDENT BY NUMBER OF DAYS
9. Oladipo Diya - THE FORMER VICE MILITARY PRESIDENT TO SANNI ABACHA
10. Moshood Abiola - BUSINESS MOGUL, POLITICIAN, ONCE THE MOST RICHEST IN AFRICA
11. Mike Adenuga - CEO OF GLOBACOM, BUSINESS MOGUL, THE SECOND RICHEST NIGERIAN
12. Femi Otedola - BILLIONAIRE, BUSINESS TYCOON
13. Adebutu Kessington - THE INVENTOR OF LEGAL GAMBLING IN NIGERIA(BABA IJEBU)
14. Adeola Odutola - THE FIRST INTREPRENEUR, FIRST TO OWN A PRIVATE SECONDARY SCHOOL, FIRST PRESIDENT OF MANUFACTURER ASSOCIATION OF NIGERIA
15. Tai Solarin - ACTIVIST, FOUNDER OF MAYFLOWER SCHOOLS
16. Oba Otudeko - BUSINESS TYCOON
17. Funmilayo Ransome-Kuti - THE FIRST WOMAN TO DRIVE A CAR, LED THE ABA WOMEN RIOT, ACTIVIST OF THE FIRST ORDER
18. Wole Soyinka - NOBEL PRIZE IN LITERATURE
19. Femi Osofisan - A NIGERIAN WRITER OF THE FIRST ORDER
20. Ola Rotimi - LEADING PLAYWRIGHTS AND THEATRE ACTOR
21. Olu Jacob - NIGERIAN ACTOR
22. Subomi Balogun - THE OWNER OF FCMB
23. Pter Akinola - FORMER PRIMATE OF CHURCH OF NIGERIA, ANGLICAN CHURCH
24. Ola Makinde - PRELATE OF THE METHODIST CHURCH
25. Ebenezer Obey - JUJU PIONEER AND MUSICIAN
26. Shina Peters - JUJU MUSICIAN
27. Fela Anikulapo Kuti - AFROBEAT PIONEER
28. Adewale Ayuba - THE ONLY WELL-READ FUJI MUSICIAN
29. Dapo Daniel Oyebanji(D'banj) - HIP HOP ARTIST
30. Hubbert Ogunde - STAGE THEATRE PIONEER(THE FATHER OF NIGERIAN NOLLYWOOD)
31. Sikiru Ayinde Marshall(K1) - FUJI MUSICIAN
32. Kuforiji Olubi - FIRST FEMALE ICAN PRESIDENT
33. Chief J.F. Odunjo - FOREMOST AUTHOR
34. Thomas Adeoye Lambo - Psychiatrist
35. Oba Sikiru Kayode Adetona(THE AWUJALE OF IJEBULAND) - THE LONGEST REIGNING OBA IN NIGERIA(APRIL 2,1960 TILL DATE)
36. Madam Efuroye Tinubu - THE FIRST WOMAN TO BUY A CAR IN NIGERIA
37. Dr. Elizabeth Awoniyi Aimbola - THE FIRST FEMALE DOCTOR IN NIGERIA
38. Dimeji Bankole - THE YOUNGEST SPEAKER IN THE HISTORY OF NIGERIA
39. THE FIRST CHURCH IN NIGERIA - St. Peters Church Abeokuta
40. OGUN STATE HAS THE LARGEST CONCENTRATION OF UNIVERSITIES IN NIGERIA
41. OGUN STATE ALSO HOUSE ALMOST ALL THE RELIGIOUS CAMP SITE IN NIGERIA
42. THE FIRST NEWSPAPER WAS SITUATED AT ABEOKUTA, CALLED 'IWE IROYIN'
43. Olubi Sodipo - THE FIRST NIGERIAN PROFESSOR OF PHILOSOPHY
44. Tunde Kelani - THE BEST CINEMATOGRAPHER IN AFRICA
45. Ambassador Segun Olusola - THE VILLAGE HEADMASTER PIONEER
46. Professor Peter Okebukola - FORMER CHAIRMAN OF THE NIGERIAN UNIVERSITIES COMMISSION
47. Professor Ogunlesi - FIRST PROFESSOR OF MEDICINE IN NIGERIA
48. Chief Olu Oyesanya - FOUNDER OF NIGERIAN UNION OF JOURNALIST
49. Professor Oluyemi Banjoko - Special Adviser to The American president and the British prime minister on African matters (Manchester, U.K)
50. Prof. Adebayo Adedeji, CFR, - Former Executive Secretary of Economic Community for Africa and Founding Executive Director ofAfrican Centre for Development and Strategic Studies (ACDESS)
51. OGUN STATE IS REPUTED TO HAVE PRODUCED THE HIGHEST NUMBERS OF SENIOR ADVOCATES OF NIGERIA AND MEDICAL DOCTORS.
THIS LIST IS ONLY LIMITED TO MY MEMORY. HOWEVER, IF YOU ARE A TRUE SONS AND DAUGHTERS OF OGUN STATE, SHOWCASE THOSE PEOPLE HAVE HAVE CUT THEIR TEETH IN DIFFERENT FORMS OF LIFE.
NONETHELESS, OGUN STATE HAS PRODUCE AND STILL PRODUCING THE BEST HUMAN RESOURCES IN NIGERIA
PoliticsChampions League by dolphinife(op): 11:55am On Apr 30, 2013
CRUSADE! CRUSADE!! CRUSADE!!!
Dortmund Christian Ministry, in conjunction with Bayern Evangelistic Ministry, invites you all to a 2-day power-packed crusade, tagged 'Destroying all Spanish Giants and Goliaths: Part 2'.
FEATURING
1. Breaking of curses(El Classico)
2. Freedom from powers(Platini)
3. Humiliation of pride(Jose Mourinho)
4. Overpowering principalities(Lionel Messi)
5. Achieving your destiny and reaching your goals(Wembley)
HOST PASTOR: Rev. Robert Lewandoski
MINISTERING: Rev. Pastor and Elder Arjen Robben, Apostle Thomas Mueller, Pastor Marco Reus, Superintendent Frank Ribery and other annointed men of God
DATE: Tuesaday April 30 and Wednesday, May1,
TIME: 7:45PM(Both Days)
USHERS: Lionnel Messi and Christiano Ronaldo.
Come for a power-packed display as all giants will be knocked out of your life forever.
Come one, come all!!!!!!!!!!
Jesu nreti re ooooooo
SportsRe: The Spirit Of Marathon Running (Pic) by dolphinife: 4:41pm On Apr 26, 2013
i think the person that wrote this trash should be incarcerated. from the above pix, it is very clear and evident that the chinese is a guy while the Kenyan is a lady.
in other words, the men will run differently with different timing while the ladies will run differently with their alloted time......there has never been a time when ladies and men were told to run together with the same timing....dat will be suicidal
PoliticsIs The North Cursed? by dolphinife(op): 12:06pm On Apr 23, 2013
**Vice President -North.
**Senate President -North.
**Speaker House of Reps - North.
**PDP National Chairman - North.
**Head of Service - North.
**INEC Chairman - North. **Inspector General of Police - North.
**CBN Governor - North.
**Chief Justice of federation - North.
**President Court of Appeal - North.
**EFCC Chairman - North.
**President Federal high court - North. **National Security Adviser - North.
**Chief of Defense Staff - North.
**Controller, Customs Service - North.
**Controller Prison Services - North.
**Richest man in Africa - North.
**85% of Petroleum Marketers in Nigeria - Northerners. **80% of Oil Block Owners in Nigeria - Northerners.
**99% of beggars in Nigeria - Northerners
**Boko Haram - North.
**Anti-Biafra - Northerners.
Yet, the Poorest states in Nigeria and Educationally backward areas
in Nigeria are in the North. Now ask yourself, who is the problem of the Northerners?
EducationRe: Babcock University Increases School Fees, Now Up To N3million by dolphinife: 5:57pm On Apr 22, 2013
OAU remains the most cheapest University in Nigeria. Throughout my 4 years in OAU, I paid less than 30,000naira. Yet, most of our lecturers are also part time lecturers in all these glorified secondary schools called Universities.
That means, the federal universities are also contributing human resources to these damn universities through exchange programmes. How can you expect me to pay over 3million just to send my ward to a university dat does not even have the chance of measuring to the standards of those federal universities
Jokes EtcWhat Will You Do? by dolphinife(op): 4:06pm On Apr 18, 2013
I won a 10 million dollars lottery, I kept the money inside a 'Ghana must go' bag, went under a tree and buried the money,
I snapped the spot and the tree with my camera and decided to travel to London.
As I was on a Plane heading to London, I brought out the picture from the camera,
when I stared at it, I was shocked to see a guy on top of the tree smiling.

If na u wetin u go dohuh abeg be fast wit ur ansar
FamilyRe: Dealing With A Football-Addicted Fiance by dolphinife: 3:43pm On Apr 18, 2013
I can't even remember how many times i've forfeited my last kobo just to watch arsenal match. From day one of our relationship, my GF will of course be aware of my close intimacy to any arsenal match....so no damn distractions within that 90 minutes should and can distract me....come to think of it, dnt we see all those old men and women watching football with glitz in premiershiphuh
FamilyRe: Dealing With A Football-Addicted Fiance by dolphinife: 2:10pm On Apr 18, 2013
as an arsenal fan, if am watching my match, i always feel cold cos arsenal is not a sure team to win a match for real....so i put every distractions and obstacles away by switching off my phones, lock myself inside my room......no dare devil dare come to knock or disturb me.....if i could leave my hospital bed when i was hospitalised to go and watch arsenal match, how much more my wife disturbing me.....UP GUNNERS
Christianity EtcRe: Gbile Akanni Exposed The Fraud Of Mountain Of Fire In Kaduna by dolphinife: 4:44pm On Apr 12, 2013
Why would someone open his mouth to say AFRICA is the bedrock of witchcraft, wizardry, and some other traditional believes?
paganism is much more pronounced with JAPAN, CHINA, KOREA, INDIA. AUSTRALIA, EUROPE, AMERICA to an extent and yet they achieve much more than we in AFRICA.
Which country on earth does not have ancestral past or foundational problems?
The problems we have in Africa is not as a result of any spiritual or foundational attacks, rather, its because of our self-imposed backwardness.....
IS IT THE SPIRITUAL PROBLEMS THAT IS MAKING OUR PRESIDENT AND GOVERNORS NON-PERFORMING?
IS IT THE FOUNDATIONAL PROBLEMS THAT'S MAKING AN AVERAGE NIGERIAN TO BE A CORRUPT PERSON?
IS IT A SPIRITUAL ATTACK THAT WILL MAKE A MOPOL TO BE EXTORTING MONEY FROM THE MOTORIST, POLITICIANS COLLECTING BRINBES FROM THEIR CONTRACTORS, ETC....
If we have ever watched MERLIN or LEGEND OF THE SEEKER, we would realise that these western countries also believe in dark forces and they have also thread in darkness before despite accepting christianity before us in Africa.
Music/RadioRe: Sunny Ade Vs Ebenezer Obey: Who Do You Prefer? by dolphinife: 3:22pm On Apr 12, 2013
The question we suppose to ask is this....
How many albums have they sold so far?
How many fans do they have worldwide?
How many internationally acclaimed awards have they received?
Who is still more relevant even up till today?
Who still enjoys the patronage of the people(federal, state and local government functions, individual politicians parties, corporate bodies,etc)
Performance wise, who captivates you on stage?
Who's got the most evergreen songs up till date?
I guess the answers to these questions tilted towards Sunny Ade. WIKIPEDIA has got this to say about SUNNY ADE....
1. He's a popular performer of Yoruba Nigerian jùjú music and a pioneer of modern world music. He has been classed as one of the most influential musicians of all time
2. Sunny Adé was the first to introduce the pedal steel guitar to Nigerian pop music. He was the first to introduce the use of synthesizers, clavinet, vibraphone, tenor guitar into the jùjú music repertoire such as dub and wah-wah guitar licks.
3. When Adé headlined concerts in the United States, The New York Times's Robert Palmer described one of Adé's several concerts in New York in the 1980s one of the most significant pop music events of the decade[citation needed] and Adé as "one of the world's great band leaders".[4] His second album under the cusp of international stardom was Synchro System which attracted many converts of world music[5] and earned him a Grammy nomination in the folk/ethnic music category.
4.In recent times, hip hop music appears to be holding sway with the electronic media in Nigeria with massive airplays. Nonetheless, Sunny Adé's musical output has continued to inspire a vast generation of other Nigerian musicians, who believe in the big band musical set up which Sunny Adé and late Fela Kuti are noted for.[11] The musician, Lagbaja is one of the very many musicians Sunny Adé's music has inspired. In 2008, his contributions to world music was recognised; as he was given an award for his outstanding contribution to world music at the Reggae and world music awards held at the Appollo Theater in Harlem, New York.
5. At the beginning of another round of tour of the United States and Canada, Sunny Adé, now known as The Chairman in his home country, was appointed a visiting professor of music at the Obafemi Awolowo University Ile-Ife.[12] In July the same year King Sunny Adé was inducted into the Afropop Hall of Fame, at the Brooklyn African Festival in the United States. He dedicated the award to the recently deceased Michael Jackson.
6. Sunny has collaborated with major artists such as Manu Dibango (Wakafrika) and Stevie Wonder (played harmonica in Aura).
Sunny Adé's brief recordings with Island Records opened the floodgates for other world music artist like Senegalese Youssou N'Dour, Mali's Salif Keita and a host of others
ALL THESE PUT TOGETHER TESTIFY TO THE FACT THAT SUNNY ADE IS THE BEST MUSICIAN TO COME OUT OF NIGERIA
RomanceRe: Why Women Dislike Nice Guys by dolphinife: 2:28pm On Apr 08, 2013
if you go on a research, you will found out that most girls love guys who can beat the hell out of them, who's very jealous and dnt take shits frm their partner.
most guys will take you for granted if they perceive that you are too nice to a fault. they will termed you as SUEGBE or MAGA....
if you are a guy, learn how to drink, smoke and womanise a lot. most girls love any guy that does that
RomanceRe: What Is Wrong With Getting Married To A Nurse? by dolphinife: 12:03pm On Apr 07, 2013
If you have dated all manners of ladies with different professions and you haven't tasted a nurse, my brother, you are missing.
You can't just win them on the bed....no matter how old or young then are.
Nurses are rugged on bed
PoliticsRe: South Africa Vs Nigeria: Which Is More Influential In Africa? by dolphinife: 1:56pm On Apr 04, 2013
whenever you mention INFLUENTIAL, it means having influence over people and often affects their actions and behaviour.
During the apartheid rule in SA, NIgeria single-handedly fought the white supremacist by supporting ANC financially and physically. Nigeria with her mights, pressurised the international communities, the UNO, EU, WORLD POWERS to endorse Nigeria's committments in SA. That is INFLUENCE.
In west africa sub-region, Nigeria with Eyadema of Togo formed the ECOWAS and take up 80% of the financial responsibilities. Whenever Nigeria closes her border, CHAD, MALI, SUDAN, BENIN, GHANA, CAMEROON,ect catches cold. That is ECONOMIC INFLUENCE
In terms of peace keeping mission, Nigeria is the 5th in the world by contributing human and financial resources in war torn countries. That is MILITARY INFLUENCE
Every year in Nigeria's budget, Nigeria do assist some countries financially by dolling out material and financial assistance to them. Countries like Benin Rep, Gambia, Sudan, Mali, Niger Rep,etc has enjoyed massive assistance from Nigeria in one way or the other.
Tons of Nigerian businessmen has Business interests cut across Africa and the world. Like it or leave it, with overwhelming evidences that abound, Nigeria is much more recognised in Africa than any Country put togethr
Jokes EtcShow Me Yourself And I Will Tell You Whom You Are by dolphinife(op): 10:18am On Apr 02, 2013
Who Did This To Goodluck Jonathan?

Good luck Jonathan walks into a bank to cash a cheque. As he approaches the cashier he says, ‘Good morning Ma’am. Would you please cash this cheque for me?’

Cashier: ‘It would be my pleasure, Sir. But could you please show me your ID?’

Jonathan: ‘Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn’t think there was any need to. [Don't you know me?] I am Jonathan, the President…’

Cashier: ‘Yes sir, I know who you are. But with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks because of impostors and forgers and requirements of the CBN, I must insist on seeing some ID.’Jonathan: ‘Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am.’

Cashier: ‘I am sorry, sir, but these are the bank rules and I must follow them.’

Jonathan: ‘I am urging you, please, cash this cheque.’

Cashier: ‘Sir, here is an example of what we can do. One day, Tonto Dike came into the bank to cash a cheque without her ID. To prove herself, she started singing, the guard dog fainted and the computers went off. So we knew it was her and cashed the cheque.’

‘Another time, Governor Fashola came without his ID to cash a cheque. We doubted him at first but when our dispatch rider rode in on a motorbike and he screamed, ‘Arrest that bike rider,’ we cashed his cheque!’

‘So sir, what can you do to prove that it is you and only you, as President?’

Jonathan stands there thinking and thinking, and finally says, ‘Honestly, my mind is totally blank… There is nothing that comes to my mind. I can’t think of a single thing. I have absolutely no idea what to do. I just don’t have a clue.’

Cashier: ‘Very good, Sir. It is you, alright! Now we’re convinced! Do you want N500 or N1,000 notes?
- Happy Easter to you all! Lol!
FoodRe: Good Friday: Did You Eat Meat ? by dolphinife: 9:14pm On Mar 29, 2013
If we are living by His grace and not by LAWS, why fasting and praying when JESUS has alredy fasted and prayed for ushuh?
The Pente-rascal churches are doing more harm than good all in the name of poisoning people's mind.
Come to think of it, the Bible you people are even quoting and using up till today, who protected and preserve it up till today? Is it not the catholic Churchhuh
Since we are not bound by laws, why are the penterascal churches using wedding ring in church since the catholic church started ithuh?
Such is life
We should stop fooling ourselves over what some men of little knowledge of God teaches us
FoodRe: Good Friday: Did You Eat Meat ? by dolphinife: 9:13pm On Mar 29, 2013
If we are living by His grace and not by LAWS, why fasting and praying when JESUS has alredy fasted and prayed for ushuh?
The Pente-rascal churches are doing more harm than good all in the name of poisoning people's mind.
Come to think of it, the Bible you people are even quoting and using up till today, who protected and preserve it up till today? Is it not the catholic Churchhuh
Since we are not bound by laws, why are the penterascal churches using wedding ring in church since the catholic church started ithuh?
We should stop fooling ourselves over what some men of little knowledge of God teaches us
PoliticsRe: Happy Birthday To Bola Ahmed Tinubu! by dolphinife: 9:30am On Mar 29, 2013
Whenever Bola Tinubu's name is mentioned, the Igbo people always catches cold.
The Yoruba people are well known to be articulate and progressive, unlike the regressive and retarded Igbo people who are so jealous of the numerous achievements of the Yorubas.
Since in our wisdom, we have rejected the evil of PDP, which to us is an Hausa party, the Igbo can enjoy the PDP to the fullest under the bondage of Hausa and yet you are complaining that they are killing ur people
PoliticsRe: PDP Lauds Judgment On ‘state Of Lagos’ by dolphinife: 8:47pm On Mar 28, 2013
antiembezzle: that the blind man doesn't see the sun doesn't mean the sun is not there. That you see nothing wrong in ' the state of osun' doesn't mean it is correct. After all what do you know? An empty head who places an oxford dictionary on his laps to type sh.it on nL, decieving your kind who are excessively drunk with tinubu's urine. Such a shame that sentiment has blinded you so bad that, even when the points are clear, proven beyond every reasonable doubt, you still chose to see 'nothing'. Tinubu's charm really renders some yorubas mad.
It is very pathetic pre-maturely inaccurate of you to tag some Yorubas mad due to Tinubus charms. Since I dnt knw your tribe, I dnt wanna pre-empt an average Nigerian of your caliber can descend so low to be drawn in that superstitious irrelevance.
PoliticsRe: I Cannot Work With Tinubu, ACN A Party Of Rebels – Falae by dolphinife: 11:44pm On Mar 26, 2013
Call him any name(tinubu), he still remains the bastion of democracy in south west. Mention top 5 politician in dis country, u will definitely mention Tinubu. He has built himself up from the scratch despite all odds. Falae is nothing, but bunch of incongruous elders with little or nothing to offer the society. He, alongside IBB swindled the finances of the govt to the ground.
RomanceIf You Were The Husband, What Will You Do? by dolphinife(op): 12:33pm On Mar 23, 2013
*WOULD YOU FORGIVE HER*
A man was very poor and he had nothing in
this world except his wife.
One day, his wife came to him and said"Honey
i've found a job for you in that bigcompany,
do you like it?"
the man was very surprised and happy at the
same time. Though the man accepted to work
in the company.
3months later, the man became very rich and
he had his own mansion and cars,he was
very happy living with his lovely wife. He
always thanked his wife for helping to made
him a better man.
4years later, the man got an information from
one of the company's workers that, the
company's manager had sex with his wife
before employed him. The man got very
angried and went home to ask his wife.
At home, the man shouted and questioned
his wife abt the scandal, the wife didn't deny
the accusation, she said the truth that, the
man slept with her before he employed him
the husband, because she love him the
husband and she don't want him to suffer.
#Now the question is; SUPPOSE YOU'RE THE
HUSBAND WOULD YOU FOR GIVE HER,..d same
applies to d ladies SUPPOSE U AR D WIFE
WOULD U FORGIVE HIM?
EducationRe: 18 Secondary Student Cultists Arrested During Initiation by dolphinife: 11:17pm On Mar 22, 2013
The most dreaded place where cultism is practised with boldness, where the lawmakers of the state assemblies are cultist, where the governors are very proud to be a cultist, where the illierates are well grounded in cultism, where kidnapping and brigandage is the order of the day, where ritualists are at the beck and call of the politicians, where people kill and maim recklessly and with alacrity, where an average businessman is a ritualist,etc.....dnt go too far

COME TO THE EASTERN PART OF NIGERIA WHERE THE IGBO PEOPLE HOLD SWAY

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