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R1000 - #22000 . Who dash monkey banana.

Olakunle007:
Na guys dey give them the grace but now, dem Don dey rule over us self

Lool no mind em.

handsomeclouds:
Bullshit.....
We don't need stories like this on FP
We need to ration this front page for everyone.
1. Celebrity ish should be 10%
2. Politics (Im not counting Bruce Murray, he is part of celebrity) should be 30%
3. Educational articles should be 30%
4. In love with my ex| My housegirl is seducing me| she wants me to dump my aunt| and other LIES should be 5%
5. Jokes should be 15%
6. Literature should get 10%
Adapted from Elparaiso

Seconded.......

amtaken:
Such will never exist in my family.




Am typing with my hubby's phone.



We have no secret with each other.



We travel everywhere together.


We operate joint accounts.



We place each other first, that is after God.



We agreed to be faithful to each other.




No cheating in my family, whether on my hubby's part or on my part because we were both godly and innocent before marriage.


Nobody should accept cheating in marriage, whether male or female.



Nigerian men have been deceiving the women that they are allowed to cheat.



No way!



Marriage should be enjoyed not endured.



Marry a God-fearing person (not just a church goer) and you won't have cheating issues in your marriage.

Hallelujah.... Merry Christmas

amtaken:
I quite agree with you.



Men who cheat are gigolos.





Men want faithful partners but most of you ain't faithful.



My prayer to all unfaithful men: may you be blessed with women worse than you are, amen!

Okay wait.

Let's assume you are married and you have got matured kids. And then someone leaks to your kids that you n your dad are having extra marital affairs. Who would be more ashamed? You or there dad?

Been staring all day buh I still can't find the answer.

amtaken:
No dear, 2 wrongs don't make a right, that's why guys should leave this cheating thing for ladies alone.

I hope you do realise that in africa, any lady that cheats is automatically considered as a prostitute

amtaken:
Most Nigerian men have been womanising shamelessly for decades...







Now the women are poised to take over....









Bullshit.

So 2 wrongs now make a right yeah

My verdict ....


If you think it's wrong.... You are right....













And if you think it's not wrong... You are right......

To some people, there's no big deal in kissing there kids on the lips and to some it's a taboo.




Next case?

Rikidony:
MAY GOD RULE YOUR LIFE THE SAME WAY GEJ RULE NIGERIA.

And I pray God Should be travelling around and leave your matters unattended to as Buhari is doing. Say amen

Rukkydelta:
I wish all nairalanders a merry christmas. My official wishes goes to bellovers, Oyinprince, donkross1, Whitecloth, Mattkent, Alezy, Adeh39, greatiyk4u, chidoks, Geofavour, Zeanslim, Olarewajub, Mhizkel Kizzykeziah, Flakkydagirl, Prettysassygirl, Krimes, roinex2, greatness22, Jealousprince, peeparty,

Oshey sweetness

isacolukay:
Which set? I be 06 set.

'10......

isacolukay:
Of the greatest Unibujites!

Ah see you fellow gwagwaladite

Chaii how I wish I can use Jacob's style for der paapa.

Special Xmas Shalla to my people . I know my people and my people know me.

Merry Xmas

Mattkent (My favourite niccur on Nl and also the best writer, if you never read hin Tori! ( https://www.nairaland.com/2469460/behind-veil/76#41133821 ) thank me before you read )

DandyPearl (my former shuga shuga )

Heemah (Iyawo Oree mi)

Labaski (my controversial boo)

Calmdove (my runaway lover)

Maggielovely (my personal person)

Jaytoy (my gentle pal)

Afz9095 (my broda in Israel)

Sageez (mr waka waka of lit section)

Bellovers (my niccur my niccur! Make una enjoy hin Tori too ( https://www.nairaland.com/2695510/love-non-human) ese)

Who again sef (abeg if I no name you for that list n u be my person , just spank me for yiansh I go remember )

Ohh ohh for those wey I just jam ones or twice, una fit no remember me buh I greet una too.

Mz nelly
Misspicy
Oche211
Slimadenike
Mzbabytush
Rukkydelta
Ritababe



To best writers dem for Literature section, in no particular order.
Kayemjay
Royver
Oyinprince
Dioxidane
D9ty7
Safarigirl
Pabon
Flakkydagirl
Prettysassygirl
Flow1759
Frank317
Chistar


To those wey dey anywhere you go for Nairaland, I greet una too

Airforce1
Introvert
That guy wey dey put pictures of mall and writing jagonz (I no know hin name)

Make una finish these list for me


I AM OLU OLUTOSIN ADEGOROYE ADEGORIOYE EKUN OMO EKUN ( THE OFFICIAL BARTENDER OF THE LITERATURE SECTION)