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Since people don’t always use actual words to express their feelings, sometimes you’ll have to resort to looking for unconscious signs that your crush likes you back.  If 3 or more of the below signs are true, there’s a good chance your crush likes you back.  (Of course, you could always just ask them out and see what they say.)

1. He Brags About Himself to You

If he always seems to be telling you stories that demonstrate how awesome he is, he’s trying to prove himself to be worthy of you.  It’s sort of like the human equivalent of peacocks showing off their feathers.  Yeah, it’s a little pathetic…but if you like him back, then I’m sure you won’t mind.


2. She Wants to Talk to You

Even a pretty shy person will try to get close to you (either in person or through words) if she likes you.  Bonus points if she calls you up out of the blue, just to talk.  On the flip side, if your crush never seems to initiate conversations or return your calls and texts, then it’s probably a lost cause.

3. You Catch Him Looking at You

Of course, this doesn’t count if you’ve been staring at him for the past hour, hoping to get his attention, and he catches you in the act.  It only counts if you glance over at him and caught him in mid-stare.


4. She Laughs at Your Jokes – Even If They’re Not Funny

If she likes you, she’ll be charmed by even the dumbest stuff that comes out of your mouth.

5. He Treats You Differently Than Other Girls

If he’s sending you “I like you” vibes, they don’t mean anything if he flirts the same way with everyone.  For instance, if he’s a notorious flirt, then he’ll act shyer and more genuine around the girl he really likes.


6. Her Friends Tease Her About You

If her friends know she likes you, they won’t be able to keep their traps shut when you’re around.  So watch them closely for signs that they know something you don’t.



7. He Gets Into Stuff You Like

Is your non-punk crush suddenly downloading your favorite Green Day album?  Did your jocko crush audition for the school play you told him you were trying out for?  It’s probably ’cause he wants to have something to talk to you about, or he wants to prove that you guys are totally made for each other.

http://www.tellyouall.com/7-signs-crush-likes-back/

All through 2015, break-up tales trailed the relationship between Nigerian pop star, Wizkid and his boo of many years, Tania Omotayo.

Despite a couple of social media hints and drama that led to the tales, the duo managed to keep their relationship away from the media.

Now, we can confirm to you that the duo are no longer an item. A rep in Wizkid’s camp told NET that ‘Tania broke up with Wiz a while ago but both parties agreed to be friendly towards each other. Nonetheless, she kept her distance from him and missed a lot of his events and performances over the Christmas holidays. She went on vacation with her friends in Dubai during his industry night event’.

You’ll recall that NET reported back in July 2015 that Tania was absent at Wizkid’s 25th birthday party in South Africa and she’s not been caught in any PDA with Wizkid in a long while.

Wizkid already has a 4 year old son, Boluwatife with his babymama, Shola and he’s just been rumored to have fathered a second child with a US lover.


http://thenet.ng/2016/01/its-official-wizkid-breaks-up-with-tania-omotayo/?utm_source=&utm_medium=facebook

The last thing Van Gaal needed, after an unbeaten start to 2016, was another setback, but this abject defeat confirmed, if that were needed, that he is simply the wrong fit for United. Even though United beat Liverpool last weekend, it was a fortuitous triumph, and this insipid performance showed why Van Gaal May even have to go before the season is out if the Reds, now five points off the Champions League places, are to salvage any hope of a top-four spot. In short, the time has come for Van Gaal, who has been considering leaving United a year earlier than planned this summer, to be relieved of that decision and for Ed Woodward to make that call now.

Honestly, it's very hard being a United fan right now. This is not the United I have always supported. So boring and uninspiring.

If the board can't see LVG is not the man then there is a serious problem. It's got to the stage when results don't matter as we are used to having 1 shot on target a game and that's as exciting as it gets.

Most of the players were pathetic, Martial is a waste of space, and LVG must go NOW.

#5. Ronald Reagan

Ronald Reagan was already old looking when he took office, so he didn't change too much over the course of his two terms, even though he was in office for 8 years.

4 John F. Kennedy


President Kennedy was a looker, and probably the most good looking president we've had to date, and he really didn't have much time for his looks to face before he was assassinated just two years into office.

#3 Bill Clinton
Doesn't look much older, but his nose seems to be a lot more bulbous.

#2 Abraham Lincoln
Good old Abe aged a lot in his 4 year term.

#1 George W. Bush


Wow, looks like presidency turned him more gray and gave him a much more worried mug.

We have seen many questions asking why their ex is contacting them again and for most, it’s self explanatory. For those who genuinely don’t know why their ex is contacting them, here are some possible reasons.

1. They want you back

This is usually the case for an ex contacting you again. If you don’t want them back, make it clear to them and discontinue contact. Talking to them will only give them hope and they won’t give up.

2. They’re playing with you

If they broke up with you and they’re contacting you, then they may be playing on your heartstrings for the fun of it, especially if the relationship ended badly. If you’ve been trying to get them back any way possible, showing how upset you are without them but they don’t feel the same, they may find it amusing to humiliate you by leading you on or contacting you after saying they would never contact you again. If you believe your ex is doing this to you, don’t give them the satisfaction and break all contact. Work on moving on alone, it is possible! Someone like that never deserves a place in your life.
If you broke up with them, then they might be playing with you out of revenge or to give the impression that losing you hasn’t affected them, though making such an effort to play with you shows it has affected them.

3. They’re making you think about them

Following on from #2, they may miss and love you or they may not, yet in both instances, they still want to know that you’re thinking about them. We’ve all wondered if an ex thinks about us but for some, wondering isn’t enough so they’ll take matters into their own hands by contacting you. Even if you think about them negatively, they’re getting what they want. To them, the more you think about them, the more likely you’ll reconsider getting together again. An ex who still loves and misses you may resort to this if they feel they aren’t getting any closer to getting back with you after all of their attempts have been exhausted.

4. They can’t move on

Not being able to move on doesn’t necessarily mean they’re still in love with you, they’re just finding it difficult to forget a good relationship and good memories. It’s not easy to move on from, possibly, a very happy period in their life and from someone who they thought was their everything. If you dated for a long time, made plans for the future and they told you that you were their soulmate or the one, then it will naturally be difficult for them to move on. You might feel that continuing talking to them would be in their best interest to numb their heartbreak, but it would only prolong the healing process for both of you.

5. They’re drunk

Maybe you received a text/call from your drunken ex in the early hours and wondered what their intentions were. Being drunk often comes with some deep thoughts and it is believed that who you think about when you’re drunk, is who is on your (subconscious) mind for good or bad reasons, so being under the impression that they’re thinking about you a lot, couldn’t be too far from the truth. However, this doesn’t necessarily mean they still love you, miss you or want you back, it could purely be that you’re on their mind because they’re still moving on and drunkenness makes you do things you otherwise wouldn’t do. If you’re on the receiving end of this, don’t think too much into it. If they truly wanted to talk to you, they would do so when they’re sober.

6. They failed to get a new partner

An ex who has been in a rebound relationship or has the tendency to do so, may contact you for this reason. People who go for rebound relationships after a break up don’t know how to move on alone so they need something (a person) to soothe the pain as time passes. But what do they do if they can’t find someone new to soothe the pain? They go back to the person who once brought them the happiness they previously enjoyed, even though their pain is from the break up. Be careful about mistakingly believing that this means they want to rekindle the relationship. You’re their rebound “relationship”, no matter how twisted that appears to be.

Conclusively, you’re the only one who truly knows why your ex is contacting you seeing as you know what the relationship was like, why it ended and what type of person your ex is. Don’t let your feelings convince you to do something you don’t want to do, unfortunately, you have to be fairly selfish during a break-up.

Be aware that constant unwantedcontact, either through technology or in person, from an ex partner is considered harassment. If your ex partner is making you feel uncomfortable and/or threatened, contact your local authorities. Lol..

http://www.tellyouall.com/7-reasons-ex-contacting/

seunmsg:
The senate should please pursue this matter to a reasonable conclusion. $8billion is a very huge sum that can be used to provide massive infrastructural development in the country. Some few people can't just take it away without trace. Every kobo of that money must be recovered and returned to the national treasury and anybody found wanting should be arrested and prosecuted. Nobody should be allowed to get away with this kind of massive sleaze again.

One thing is for sure. I don't think there is another company that pays it taxes more than NLNG.

Am sure they are about to nail someone again. I mean the Senate.

All those who have stolen our wealth will all pay by God's grace.

aieromon:
NLNG - we paid all dividends to NNPC

NNPC - we didn't receive a dime from NLNG

It seems NLNG was paying the money to somebody/group of persons other than NNPC. NLNG should just spill the beans and expose the conspirators who were receiving the federation earnings into their private pockets.

We are very much interested in this matter. Tax evasion is a serious issue now o!

The Senate on Thursday gave Nigeria Liquefied Natural Gas Limited (NLNG) one week to provide evidence of payment of taxes and dividends since the end of its tax holiday in 2009.

The assembly issued the directive in Abuja when the company briefed the Senate Committee on Gas and the Senate Committee on Niger Delta on developments in the area.

The one week directive was given by the Chairman of the Committee on Gas, Sen. Bassey Akpan, when the Managing Director of NLNG, Mr Babs Omotowa, could not give details of the amount paid out so far as taxes and dividends.

Akpan also directed the company to provide details of an alleged payment of about eight billion dollars to Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC) as contained in a report by Nigerian Extractive Industries Transparency Initiative (NEITI).

He said that NNPC had stated in its budget for 2016 that there was no payment of dividends from NLNG.

Akpan said, “MD we need a documentary evidence of the taxes that you have paid and the dividends that you have paid from the end of your tax holiday till date.

“We must be able to substantiate the argument by NEITI that about eight billion dollars dividend has not been transferred to the Federation Account.

“The interest of Nigeria is reflected in this, a cumulative return on investment amounting to about 88 billion dollars you have remitted to NNPC but it has not been transferred to the Federation Account.

“This can be justified by the content of what you told us here that in 2015 alone you paid one billion dollars as dividends to NNPC.

“So, we need documentary evidence that this money has left your position to NNPC so we can take it up with NNPC immediately because according to NNPC, you have not paid a dime.

“So, you should submit to the secretariat all the details within one week.

“The president needs money to perform and we must help the president at the National Assembly to get the money.”

The committee chairman also directed that NLNG provide evidence of N33 billion it claimed it paid the Federal Government.

He said that the evidence of 2.1 billion dollars paid in 2015 should also be provided.

“`You presentation states that your projection for 2016 is N197 billion, we need to understand how you arrived at that with dwindling prices of gas since you say your prices are tied to crude prices.

“Also how you intend to achieve a budget of N265 billion for 2016 when you paid nothing in 2015 because these are all part of governments revenue projection for 2016.

“If you add up what should come from NLNG it adds up to almost N500 billion.

“So, we need to know how you arrived at this and we also want evidence to prove all these figures assigned to you,” he said.

Omotowa promised that the company would provide all evidence of remittances to the Senate.

He said that just as the NEITI report suggested, the company had paid all dividends due to NNPC but was not in position to monitor what NNPC or any shareholder did with their receipts.

“We will provide to you whatever evidences you want; it is not in our place to determine what shareholders do with their funds or where they have paid their money.

“I am no more a Nigerian than the NNPC is. As much as I am Nigerian, they are also Nigerians so we cannot take upon ourselves NNPC issues.

“We will give it to you as you said, NEITI has said it and confirmed it and it is very clear in their report so the same evidence we will provide to you,” Omotowa said.

In a related development, the committee gave international Oil Companies (IOCs) one week to submit details of gas flaring as well as the environment impact assessment of oil exploration in the Niger Delta region.

The Senate also requested from the IOCs evidence of social responsibility projects they were executing to alleviate the sufferings of the people in communities affected by their activities.

The Senate said that the companies must be represented by someone not lower than an Executive Director.

http://www.ngrguardiannews.com/2016/01/8bn-dividends-senate-wants-nlng-to-provide-evidence-of-payments-within-a-week/

kallmemrB:
Last one is funny though

Yeah, Not far from the TRUTH.

#8 What happens to men who try to understand women's logic?

There are some things in life you'd be better off not knowing!

http://trendingnowz.com/01c5d400fde1c8

#7 This clever boyfriend demonstrates how to get out of boring housework.

"It's just too hard."

#6 The darker side of being in a relationship.

This may be how you feel sometimes as her boyfriend.

#5 If playing a harmless game might get you some, why not try?

What have you got to lose?

#4 She doesn't seem to be wearing underwear . . .

Why go out when everything you need is at home?

#3 Sound logic from Ron Burgundy.

Follow this rule and everyone wins.

#2 This is what happens when your girlfriend picks a fight with you.

Just hang in there, bro.

#1 Boobs have the power to turn heads.

She can't blame a guy for looking, if she can't even keep her own eyes off them.

vsaintchigs:
i sell akara

Lol. You can't pay me bro.

obiorathesubtle:
[color=#990100]this is the kind of unwanted pregnancy every guy wants to give a girl.. Who doesn't want to_fuck and get pregnant a girl from the bloodline of the U.S. President??[/color]

Hahahahha. A typical Nigerian mindset.

vsaintchigs:
cum make i giv u job

What do you do for a living?

In what promises to be the biggest White House scandal since intern MouthAction, President Barack Obama’s daughter, 16-year-old Malia, has confirmed that she is pregnant.

Sources say Malia is now in her second trimester. Mother and First Lady, Michelle Obama, says that although she will be a grandmother much younger than she planned, teen pregnancy runs in the family.

“On her father’s side of course. My mother-in-law had Barack when she was 18, so I see where Malia gets it from. I’m just so excited to decorate the nursery. The White House hasn’t seen a baby since oh, 1884 or so.”


For now, Malia is staying hush-hush about the father’s identity, but one thing she would say is that he is white. “My mom always hoped I would get with a nice mixed-race man like dad, but love is so colorblind. Mom was probably right though. The dad already left me for some tramp. And of course, like all white men, my baby-daddy won’t want to pay his child support. I already told him, ‘You want to keep your license so you can drive that bleach-blond tramp around in your little Jaguar, right? Better step up.’”


Despite her future motherhood, Malia is still considering her college options. “It’s not like Stanford or Berkeley are going to, like, turn me down for being a teen mother. Hello, I’m the president’s daughter. This doesn’t ruin my plans for a future at all. I can probably get a book deal out of this in a few years. MTV already offered to give me my own show, White House Baby-Momma-Drama or something stupidly titled like that. I was like, no way – that’s so white trash.”

President Obama says he is being supportive of his daughter, despite being as outraged as any father would be if his young daughter announced an unexpected pregnancy. “We’re all very relieved this little blessing happened, and thankfully in my second term.” When asked about his daughter’s ex-boyfriend, he replied, “He’s just lucky I didn’t have him erased. Don’t mess with the Commander-in-Chief, homeboy. Ever hear of the Secret Service? Regardless, we’re sure he’ll come around.”


http://nigeriana.org/485441.html?utm_source=&utm_medium=facebook

Too bad.

Don't date/marry a man/woman who will waste your destiny and you end up dying unsung and unfulfilled. I hate violence. Who will now take care of the poor kid since the mum is no more?

And again, Let it serve as a reminder of the fickleness of human life, about how the things we hold can shatter and run through our fingers like dust. About how every moment of existence is a gift. And that gift can be senselessly revoked at any moment. May her soul Rest in perfect peace!!!

Hilarious

After salvation, the most important choice you will need to make is who to marry. This choice is so important that if you miss it, you will suffer for
long, if you get it right then you will enjoy forever. A bad marriage can affect every other area of your life.
This subject is so important, so many married people are hoping to be single again so as to make the right choice. If you are single please
don't just be in a hurry to get married, you have the best opportunity to prepare for it.
For two people to come together to live in peace and harmony, they must agree spiritually, mentally and physically. Just like an elephant cannot marry an ant so also a believer cannot marry an unbeliever. If an elephant marries an ant how
would they live, if a goat marries a fish where would they meet? You must look for a Godly man or a Godly woman to marry, nothing can beat this. The devil's primary target is the family. He knows that everyone belongs to a family and if he can make two wrong people meet then he has succeeded affecting the community and nations negatively. Ignore your age and the pressure for a moment, the pressure in a wrong marriage is far worse.

God has somebody for you but you must set your priorities right. What do you need in a woman? What do you need in a man?
Marriage is not about what you want, it is about who you need, that will make you better while you make him better. It is about destiny. That is why you must know your purpose before you get married. Genesis 2:18.
You must pray before you choose. God knows the best person for you, it is only wise to seek His will. It is very easy to know God's will when sex is not involved. The moment sex is involved and you want to know His will then He will blank you out. Why? Because you have broken His first Law of NO SEX before marriage. If you have had sex in the past then you need to repent totally and stay away from each other for sometime then you can seek the face of God. Your marriage will not be hell on earth. Your marriage will be honorable in the name of Jesus Christ.

Don't marry for sex, don't marry because you are of age, don't marry because you are getting old, don't marry because you are lonely, don't marry because you need someone to support you financially, don't marry because you mistakenly got
pregnant, don't marry because you don't want to lose the person, don't marry because of family pressures, don't marry because you like the idea of marriage and admire every wedding gown you see, don't marry because all your friends are getting married. But get married because you want to fulfill destiny. Get married because you want to be a help mate. As a man, get married because you want to fulfil your purpose. God will help you in choosing, please let His will be done. Amen!


By Pastor Chris Oyakhilome PhD.

The chairman of the Police Service Commission (PSC), Mr. Mike Okiro has said that the sum of N8.6 billion naira would be required for the recruitment of 10,000 police personnel into the Nigeria Police Force (NPF).

Okiro, who is a former Inspector-General of Police, made the disclosure at a public hearing organised by the House of Representatives Standing Committee on Police Affairs at the National Assembly in Abuja yesterday.

The public hearing was conducted to address issues of extra-judicial killings and high profile murders; kidnappings and welfare of officers, among others.

Recall that President Muhammadu Buhari sometime in 2015 issued a directive that 10,000 police personnel be recruited to reposition and strengthen the country’s police force.

According to Okiro, a breakdown of the financial implication for the recruitment exercise shows that 339,473,092.50 will be for overhead, 1,892,891.25 for advertisement and 1,167,000.00 will be for technical resources.

179,000,000.00 will be for the renovation of training institutions, 3,489,750,000.00 for feeding, 2,835,441,000.00 for allowances and salaries, 1,013,550,000.00 for accoutrement and 118,290,000.00 for teaching aids.

Arms and ammunition for shooting range 450,000,000.00, teaching allowance 61,266,281.00 and 117,958,719.00 for monitoring and evaluation.
The total figure is 8,607,788,983.75.

Okiro said that the exercise intends to recruit 7,500 personnel as Police Constables, 500 as Cadet Inspectors, 500 as Cadet Assistant Superintendent of Police and 1,500 various ranks under professionals cadre.

He, however, pointed out that the recruitment exercise is partly dependent upon the readiness of the Police Training School and Collages.

“As at today, the institutions are undergoing renovations and they are about 65 per cent completed,’’ Okiro said.

He added that the Police authority had assured the Commission that by the end of June, 2016, they would be 100 per cent completed and ready to commence training.

Okiro, however, said that the selection of the most suitably qualified candidates for recruitment into the various ranks and cadres shall be completed by June 30, 2016.

“The training of selected candidates is expected to commence in the first week of July 2016,’’ Okiro stated.

Earlier, Speaker House of Representatives, Yakubu Dogara, who declared the event opened, assured that the parliament would provide legislative backing toward measures aimed at addressing national security challenges.

The Speaker said that the recruitment of more qualified police personnel is aimed at curbing the perennial insecurity in the country.

“To this end the Nigerian people are demanding for transparent process in the recruitment of the men and officers and adherence to the principles of federal character which is enshrined in the 1999 constitution as amended,’’ Dogara said.


http://www.leadership.ng/news/491825/n8-6bn-needed-recruit-10000-policemen-okiro

I’m 28 years old and been married for 2 years with no kid.

My husband best friend who has been away for years came to Nigeria on the 3rd of this month for a project and I don’t know why but he was so caring and always complimented me even when my husband failed to notice my new hair or look. He had this beautiful girlfriend who always came to see him

On my birthday which was the 12th ,my husband traveled to England for what he called an urgent business deal leaving his friend and I. I didn’t plan on celebrating it but he forced me to go out to dinner. He said his girlfriend was going to be there. We went to the venue and he started telling me about their escapades in the University .

I was cool with it till he said my husband had a girl he wanted to marry but he couldn’t because she was Igbo. My hubby and I are yoruba. When I asked where she is now, he said she lives in London and has remained single since then.


I was heartbroken because I know my husband has been visiting the UK a lot and he never told me about her. He said I was his first love. I believed because we got married 8 months after we met.

I didn’t know when I started crying and we went home. I don’t know what happened but we slept together and it was after it was over I realized I made a big mistake and confronted him.

He laughed and said it was ok and told me it was a mistake and he would never ever tell anyone. My husband came back 4 days ago and I just couldn’t confront him and ask about his first love since I know what I did with his friend.

I was starting to push my fling to the back of my mind last week my hubby’s friend asked to borrow some money from me. I told him I didn’t have the money he was asking for which was 500k. He said it wasn’t a loan, he said it’s either I give him or he tells my husband what we did. He said I didn’t deserve his friend anyway and called me cheap.

I’m confused and can’t tell any of my friends because I don’t trust them. I also don’t know if to confess to my husband first before he blackmails me. Knowing my husband, it will be over and since I don’t have a kid, there is nothing tying him to me. Also I am not from a rich home though my husband spoils me a lot. Should I just pay his friend or tell my husband first? Please don’t judge me.

http://www.tellyouall.com/she-slept-with-her-husbands-friend-now-he-is-blackmailing-her/

Ghana’s former President, Flt Lt Jerry John Rawlings, has commended a taxi driver who knocked down two armed robbers who attacked and robbed a lady of an undisclosed sum of money in Accra on Saturday morning.

 Flt Lt Rawlings also praised a soldier who intervened after the driver’s action.

“The boldness exhibited by the taxi driver was truly heroic and patriotic. At the risk of his own life he confronted these armed men, damaged his taxi in the process and ensured they did not escape the law. We should all applaud his courage. The two men deserve national recognition for their bravery,” the former President said.

The robbers shot and wounded their victim, reportedly a sales girl of Koala Supermarket. The driver rammed into the fleeing robbers who were on a motorbike and pushed them into a drain.

Even in their wounded state the robbers continued shooting till an armed soldier who chanced upon the incident intervened and ensured the arrest of the two robbers.

The victim who sustained gunshot wounds on the leg is undergoing treatment at the 37 Military Hospital.

http://m.myjoyonline.com/marticles/news/rawlings-applauds-taxi-driver-who-stopped-armed-robbers