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jomile:
u r not d only one dat has been through this shit, believe me it happened to me, I can feel ur pain, I met my ex wen I was in 100level,nd he was in 200level,he wanted to drop out of school cos his parents can't pay his fees, though I did not come frm an OK family I told him i will help, I feed him nd clothe him, even used my school fees to pay for his own, I was owing d school but I was not bothered, I was in luv, his family loved me or I taught dey did,he got a very good job immediately after graduating, I was happy cos he told me dat he will help with the debt am owing in school cos of him, he even promised me marriage, but wat happened, three months into his job he left me for someone else, nd wat was his excuse, he said dat d constant thing in life is change, dat he has changed his mind about us, dat i don't fit his taste, God I almost died, if not for my family dat stood by me, only God knows what would have happened, cos i was suicidal, I don't want to live anymore, dats d reason y i don't believe in dat thing called luv, I can feel ur pain just be strong with time u will get over it like I did

That's not cool. A very sad experience indeed. Take heart!!!

My eyes were heavy after reading the post.

Its painful and hard to take, but you have to forgive her and move on. Its not the end of the world. At the long run, You will discover it was a BLESSING in disguise.

NB - Only a woman can make you feel wrong for doing something right.

BTW, Next time, sow your seed on fertile ground!!!!

Wife: which teams are playing?
Husband: Arsenal vs Manchester United
Wife : oooh wonderful! I love Arsenal..
Husband: that's a good team...
Wife: is Drogba playing?
Husband: he doesn't play for any of these teams...
Wife: okay sweeet...is that Chris Brown?
Husband: [bored] no he is Chamberlain...
Wife : okay but they look the same... what's that yellow card for?
Husband: its a warning to the player...
After few minutes Rooney scores for Manchester United....
Wife: [celebrates in high mood] is that
Chamberlain who has scored?
Husband: [calmly] no its Rooney for Manchester United...!!
Wife: [furious] how? it should be arsenal who should have scored!!
Husband: [silent]
Wife: what is that red card for?
Husband : [bored] that means the player should go out of the pitch for misbehaving.
Wife: then is he going to be a coach?
Husband:[unwilling to answer] aaaaaaa no...
Wife: its the same with traffic lights:
yellow=warning; red=danger.
Husband: exactly darling...
Wife :what about the green card?
Husband: mmmm nothing of that kind in a field of play....
Wife: I want arsenal to win the world cup...
Husband: [silent]
Wife: who is that man standing who looks like Mr. Bean?
Husband: [bored] it's the Arsenal coach
....Arsene Wenger.
Wife: that means the other opponent's coach is Manchest Wenger?
Husband: [changes the channel]

Lol... Arsenal - Always a team for the future. Am surprised people are tipping them for the EPL.

Nevertheless, it was a poor performance today!!!

Houseofglam7:
Who is this misfit

Hushhh... That's harsh deari.

The popular Vlogger has declined making a public comment on her troubled marriage nor her husband's public apology for putting another girl in the family way.
 
Popular Vlogger, Toke Makinwa, has revealed why she hasn't directly addressed rumours that her marriage is strained at the moment.

Toke and her husband, Maje Ayida are reportedly living apart over allegations that he impregnated a former lover and flew her out of the country to be delivered of the baby.

However, Maje, who is a renowned fitness trainer, was the first party to break the silence last week when he admitted cheating on his wife with his longtime girlfriend, Anita Solomon.

In a public admittance of wrong doing, Maje apologised profusely to Toke, who he categorically said he was still in love with.

"I am writing to express my sincerest apologies to my wife. I was wrong, it is indefensible and I am sorry. I deeply regret what my wife and my family has had to endure. My behaviour has caused a lot of anguish to everyone. Though this matter has been very public in nature, it is a private issue and I would appreciate the opportunity to face it privately", he wrote on Instagram copying Toke in the post.

When the delectable OAP was contacted to get her reaction to Maje's public apology, she politely declined to comment on the issue.

"You have to understand that a lot is happening right now and I would rather not grant any interview or make any comment for now", she said.

Meanwhile, there are unconfirmed reports that Anita put to bed Maje's son last week in London.


http://www.tori.ng/news/5189/why-i-dont-want-to-talk-about-my-marriage-issues-n.html

SON: "Daddy, may I ask you a question?"
DAD: "Yeah sure, what is it?"
SON: "Daddy, how much do you make an hour?"
DAD: "That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?"
SON: "I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?"
DAD: "If you must know, I make $100 an hour."
SON: "Oh! (With his head down).
SON: "Daddy, may I please borrow $50?"
The father was furious.
DAD: "If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I work hard everyday for such this childish behaviour."

The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door.
The man sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy's questions. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money?
After about an hour or so, the man had calmed down, and started to think:
Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that $ 50 and he really didn't ask for money very often. The man went to the door of the little boy's room and opened the door.

DAD: "Are you asleep, son?"

SON: "No daddy, I'm awake".
DAD: "I've been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier. It's been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here's the $50 you asked for."

The little boy sat straight up, smiling.
SON: "Oh, thank you daddy!"
Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled out some crumpled up bills. The man saw that the boy already had money, started to get angry again. The little boy slowly counted out his money, and then looked up at his father.

DAD: "Why do you want more money if you already have some?"

SON: "Because I didn't have enough, but now I do.

"Daddy, I have $100 now. Can I buy an hour of your time? Please come home early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with you."
The father was crushed. He put his arms around his little son, and he begged for his forgiveness. It's just a short reminder to all of us/you working so hard in life. We should not let time slip through our fingers without having spent some time with those who really matter to us, those close to our hearts. Do remember to share that $100 worth of your time with someone you love? If we die tomorrow, the company that we are working for could easily replace us in a matter of days. But the family and friends we leave behind will feel the loss for the rest of their lives. And come to think of it, we pour ourselves more into work than to our family.

Some things are more important.

1, 3 and 4 = Scam!!!

Sorry bro, I think you should be happy the truth came out whilst you are still dating her.

Actually, I've a friend who recently discovered his Wife has a son of 9 years for another man. She hid it(Truth) from him while they were dating. Meanwhile, My friend has been the one paying his school fees due to the fact that the "Wife" told him the young boy is her cousin - and he belived and trusted her right from day one.

Now, she's pregnant with their second child and my friend is so disappointed. He's not eaten her food for days.

Not everyone is to be trusted. That's just my opinion!!!

According to a breaking news report, the wife of Senate President, Bukola Saraki,and one of the daughters of former President Umaru Yar'dua, Zainab Dakingari have been invited by the EFCC over alleged fraud and money laundering.
 
Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC has invited the wife of Senate President, Bukola Saraki, Toyin Saraki and one of the daughters of former President Umaru Yar'Ádua, Zainab Dakingari for grilling over allegations of fraud and money laundering.
 
According to P.M news, Mrs Toyin Saraki is being invited by the anti-graft agency to answer questions regarding some alleged questionable flow of income into some companies which she has interest in. PM reports that Mrs Saraki is due to appear at EFCC’s headquarters on July 28.

Zainab Dakingari who is married to the ex-governor of Kebbi state, Saidu Zakingari is being invited by EFCC to answer questions on an alleged N2 billion fraud which was carried out during her husband’s tenure.

Zainab was scheduled to appear before the anti-graft commission today but due to the fact that she is out of the country In Saudi for Umrah,  her appointment was rescheduled for the 27th of July.

When contacted, EFCC spokesperson, Wilson Uwujaren acknowledged that new fraud suspects have been invited by the agency
 
She said: “I’m aware that a new set of suspects w‎ere recently invited. It’s not impossible the two women are among them.”

http://www.tori.ng/news/4938/efcc-goes-after-sarakis-wife-and-yarduas-daughter.html

Our "Coat of Arms".... Lol

Members of Parliament representing my constituency. They are more honorable than the ones in Red and Green chambers in Nigeria.

Aybee92:
lord have mercy wat is dis world turning into

Bro, Why are we screaming in shock at what's going on? The bible already spoke of these things.

2 Timothy 3:13 Already has said it will get worse. So please brace up and expect worse things. Perhaps it could be legalization of marriage between humans & animals, who knows? After all, the transgender move is already gradually trending.

During the court hearing, Honorable Myron Danus handed down the sentence.

 56-year-old Paul Horner has been sentenced to one-year in prison after he refused to wed gay couple. The sentencing of Paul, a Christian priest at the Proctor Church in Vermont comes shortly after the Supreme Court’s 5-4 decision ruling that states must allow gay-marriage.

Paul Horner’s attorney, Tom Downey also said: Horner was just using his best judgement according to his rights and religious freedom in this country.’

During the court hearing, Honorable Myron Danus handed down the sentence saying: ‘Religious freedom goes both ways, Mr. Horner, It is not your place to deny individuals the same rights that everyone else has, rights that were passed down and agreed upon in a court of law.’

‘The ultimate court, the Supreme Court. It is not your decision whether or not you agree with the law but more importantly that you follow it and enforce it.’

http://thenet.ng/2015/07/pastor-sentenced-to-in-prison-over-refusal-to-wed-gay-couples/?utm_source=&utm_medium=facebook

Cutehector:
Number 4 No jus try amm ooooooo... Unless u want make accident happen

Romantic distraction. lol. its unsafe anyways.

In previous articles, Nairalander's discussed things that men secretly love, as well as things women secretly love. Some, admittedly, aren't so secret. But many of these points were general and it's a worthy conversation to get into the specific things men love about the woman in their life, but may not tell her (though, they should).

When a man is falling in love with a woman, there are many small or less obvious things about her and her personality that will bring a smile not only to his face, but also to his heart.

What are some things the man in your life probably loves about you, but may not have told you?

1. HE LOVES THE WAY HE SMILES WHEN HE THINKS ABOUT YOU.
It doesn't matter if he's stressed out at work, stuck in traffic, or just bored scrolling through Facebook. If a man is lucky, he will have a woman come into his life who can make him smile without even being in the same zip code.

Just the thought of her or hearing her name will light him up like fireworks. What's not to love about that?


2. HE LOVES WHEN HE MAKES YOU SMILE.
Have you ever noticed a guy who seemed to pick up momentum when he's being funny? Even sorta-semi-funny, but not really, but damn he was trying?

A man loves to see the woman in his life smiling, laughing, and having a good time. And even more, he loves to be the source of that smile, even if it means making dumb jokes for her to laugh at.

3. HE LOVES BEING PHYSICALLY CLOSE TO YOU.
Whether the two of you are cuddled up on the couch or standing next to each other waiting for your cab, a man loves being close to the woman in his life. It's a great way to feel connected with someone -- physically and emotionally.

It's hard to beat the feeling of the woman you care about laying on your chest or resting her head on your shoulder. Don't ask me why, it's just science.

4. HE LOVES WHEN YOU PLAY WITH HIS HAIR WHILE HE'S DRIVING.
I wish I could give you a reason for this, but all I can say is that it's the best thing ever.

5. HE LOVES THE WAY YOU SMILE AFTER HE KISSES YOU.
You know that euphoric rush that comes over you when you kiss the right person? That feeling of endorphins and emotions that seems to take you over? That spark you feel when you kiss him or her?

Sometimes, there's no other reaction to that feeling than to just ... smile.


6. HE LOVES WHEN HE CATCHES YOU LOOKING AT HIM.
Men, like anyone else, crave the feeling of being wanted. Many times, we're the pursuers in a relationship and we feel as though we're consistently trying to prove ourselves in order to get attention, a first date, a second date. You get the idea.

When we're with a woman who we feel really wants to be with us -- who gives us the same affection and effort we give her, who we feel might just fall in love with us -- there's no better feeling in the world.


7. HE LOVES WHEN YOU DO THAT FUNNY LITTLE THING YOU PROBABLY DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU DO.
Maybe you crinkle your nose when you laugh, or maybe you hit him on the shoulder when you're (a little) mad. Maybe you play with your hair when you get a little nervous.

Whatever it is, you may just do it naturally, but he notices. He notices because that's one of the many little things separating you from any other woman he's ever met. And he loves it.


8. HE LOVES HOW NATURAL THINGS FEEL WITH YOU.
I was going to call this point "he loves how he doesn't have to try" to convey the idea that things should come easily, but obviously, every man (and woman) has to put in consistent effort and try to make a relationship work.

But two people can just be completely comfortable together and their relationship will feel natural. They'll be content, but not in a complacent or bored way. They'll be content in a deep sigh, and look into each other's eyes and think, "So, this is how it's supposed to be ..."


9. HE LOVES GOING TO YOU FOR ADVICE.
When you really respect someone for who they are and the things they think, you value their opinion in ways that trump the thoughts of others.

You want to get their advice. You want to hear what they think about your latest conundrum. You want to get their input and perspective. If the man in your life not only asks for your opinion, but really takes it to heart and factors it into his decisions, take it as a great sign.

10. HE LOVES WHEN YOU GET PHYSICAL WITH HIM.
No, I don't just mean sexually (though no guy will complain about the woman in his life initiating sex); I'm referring to the little things -- the random hugs, the random kisses on his cheek, the random hand on his knee while you're sitting next to him, or the arm around him while you're walking.

These are things that, dare I say, are more intimate than sex. Any two people who are attracted to each other can have sex, but the smaller physical gestures are things you only do with someone you really care about.

They're things that literally connect the two of you together. They're things that combine your energy and make "you and me" into "us."

11. HE LOVES LOOKING INTO YOUR EYES.
Looking into another person's eyes can be a little awkward. You're not really sure where to look, which eye to look at, or maybe you should just look at the bridge of their nose.

But not with you. The awkwardness dissipates and is replaced by excitement.

It's replaced by hope. It's replaced by love -- a love that can only grow between two people who open the windows to their souls and allow one to reach through embrace the other. A calm serenity that makes you want to hold your gaze, not turn away.

When a woman is right for a man - and I mean, when she is really right for him -- there will never be a list long enough to explain all the things he loves about her.
There will never be a word strong enough to describe how he feels. There will never be a way for him to communicate how deeply he cares for her.

All he will be able to do when she asks him, "What's that look for?" is smile, shake his head, and say, "Oh, nothing ..." Because sometimes, that's all he can muster.
But believe me, it's just his way of telling you that no words will ever suffice -- only love will.

This article originally appeared on YourTango.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/yourtango/11-little-things-men-secretly-adore_b_7770684.html?ncid=txtlnkusaolp00000592

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Nigerians are at it again. they joke with almost everything.

After Serena Williams won the Wimbledon Women’s final, and was pictured placing her trophy tray on her head with no hands.

As usual, Nigerians saw the humor in this and started creating the funniest memes.

http://nigeriana.org/384297.html

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Boss says to his secretary, “We are travelling abroad for the week, so make arrangements.”
The secretary makes a call to her husband, “My boss and I will be travelling abroad for the week, so look after kids.”
The husband makes call to secret lover, “My wife is going abroad for the week, so let’s spend the week together.”
The secret lover makes a call to a little boy whom she is giving private lessons, “I’m going to be busy throughout the week, so you need not come for classes.”
The little boy makes call to his grandfather, “Grandpa, I don’t have classes for the week, because my teacher is going to be busy. Let’s spend the week together.”
The grandpa makes a call to his secretary, “I’m afraid we won’t be travelling again. My grandson and I are going to spend the week together.”
The secretary makes a call to her husband, “My boss has some personal matters to attend to, so our trip is cancelled.”
The husband makes a call to secret lover, “We cannot spend the week together, my wife has cancelled her trip.”
The secret lover makes a call to little boy, “We will still have classes as usual this week.”
The little boy makes a call to his grandfather, “Grandpa! I’m sorry we won’t be able to spend the week together. My teacher called and said that I have to attend classes.”
The grandpa makes a call to his secretary, “Change of plans! My grandson is no more coming. So we are still travelling this week. Make arrangements.”
Can you tell us who is controlling this chain?

50-year old South African woman, Lerato Pitso is believed to have the biggest backside in Africa. She shares the ordeal and challenges of having a huge buttocks and her near suicidal thought.


 
Life seems to be full of imbalances, while some people complain of too much, others never have enough. As some women cry over having small backsides and head for implants, some women somwhere in the world are having too much of it.
 
This is the case of Lerato Pitso, a 50-year old South African woman who is regarded as the woman with the biggest buttocks in Africa.
 
This endowment, she says has been almost like a curse on her as she bemoans about not getting real love from men, who only see her as a sex object.
 
 
“At one stage I wanted to commit suicide because I felt like I’m not good enough. Men only want to sleep with me. They don’t love me. Sometimes I hear a camera’s shutter and when I turn to see what is happening, I see people taking pictures of my backside,”
 
Pitso is currently on a crash diet and intensive physical excercises. She strongly hopes to meet the man of her dreams one day. She participated in the City of Johannesburg’s Weight Loss Challenge that literally saved her life. At the time of the contest she was weighing 120kg and had serious health problems.
 
“I’ve been battling with my weight since I was a teenager. I was on the verge of committing suicide. This challenge saved my life.
 

 
“I was tired of people being unkind to me, whispering as I walked past and others taking photos of me from behind. That was humiliating. I tried several diets. I would shed a few kilos only to put them back on because [the fitness trainers] never taught me how to eat properly”, Pitso said.

http://www.tori.ng/news/3945/meet-the-woman-with-the-biggest-bum-in-africa-phot.html

A private satellite has been designed by South African teenage girls and it is scheduled to be launched in the first quarter of 2016.

South Africa must be buzzing right now with this inspirational achievement by teenage girls involving the design of the first private satellite in Africa. Popular reports state that the satellite will be officially launched in the first quarter of 2016. It is more than a mere project of technological innovation in Africa but also a positive shift in the participation of the African girl child. This has been described as an aberration to the norms of the past with the boys being at the forefront of such deeds.
 
According to sources, one of the teenagers named Nina-Rose Clarke of Pinelands High school has increased tremendously in confidence which can be testified to by young women.
 
I never thought building things could be this interesting. I am loving this experience. It’s so exciting to be exposed to more than just drawing and studying ideas. Constructing stuff is so much better,” Clarke said.
 
Pupils from across Cape Town witnessed the launch of this project backed up by the Meta Economic Development Organisation (Medo). In the course of the programme, they were tasked with engineering their own ‘jiggy-bot’– an electrical device, using diverse mechanisms to light up a bulb and move. The next segment would be carried out during week-long camps over school holidays called SPACETrek, sources say.

At this stage, young women who make it through the earlier workshop will create their satellite payload experiments, and test them with the aid of high altitude weather balloons and radio communication. This programme is expected to inspire young African women, while equipping them with the knowledge they need to face the challenges of a previously male-dominated sector.
 
This is an indication of a better future for the African race with the influx of more technologicial innovations of this standard.

http://www.tori.ng/news/3695/teenage-south-african-girls-build-africas-first-pr.html

Adenike Adeleke is launching her own reality show to be called ‘Keeping up with Nikos’

Looks like haven’t seen all yet from the popular Adeleke family from Osun State who have blessed Nigerian music lovers with Davido and his cousins, B-Red and Shina Rambo.

NET gathered that another member of the family who is also a cousin of the HKN boss, Adenike Adeleke is set to launch her own reality fashion show. Titled ‘Keeping up with Nikos’, the reality show is a series which is being planned to air periodically on YouTube.

Adenike is the younger sister of HKN acts, Shina Rambo and B-Red and days ago, Davido also intimated fans about the upcoming show which got many fans excited.


Pix: Nikos with brother Shina Rambo and superstar cousin Davido.

http://thenet.ng/2015/07/kardashians-inspired-davidos-cousin-unveils-reality-show/?utm_source=&utm_medium=facebook

In demand that President Muhammadu Buhari breaks his silence on the lingering National Assembly crisis, members of the Femi Gbajabiamila-led faction of the All Progressives Congress (APC) in the House of Representatives were in Aso Rock on Wednesday night to meet with the president.

In an hour closed-door parley with 29 other aggrieved colleagues, Gbajabiamila raised the alarm that the recalcitrant members are indeed plotting to defect to the rival Peoples Democratic Party (PDP). They urged the President to call the Speaker, Yakubu Dogara to order, especially over his refusal to heed party directives, which led to the commotion in the House, soon after its June 9 inauguration.

The group recalled that Buhari and APC state governors had severally admonished the House members to abide by the party’s decision, but that Dogara and 38 other APC lawmakers continue to collude with the PDP to disobey the President, bringing the APC and its government to ridicule before Nigerians. The group told Buhari:
“The conduct of the 39 APC members colluding with the PDP is tantamount to affront, ultimately targeted at polarising our party so as to give room for many of them to decamp to the PDP.

It is therefore imperative for Mr. President to take a stand and save the integrity of the party, by calling to order, the 39 members, which inciude the Speaker and the Deputy Speaker, to respect, honour and obey our party leaders and their directives.

We, as loyal party members, shall continue to abide by the party constitution, respect and honour our party leaders and their directives. We strongly appeal to you to direct the Speaker to return to our fold and be truly elected Speaker on APC platform.

He should be directed to announce the other four party Principal Officers positions as directed by the party as it has always been the convention.”
Gbajabiamila later told newsmen that the President’s response to their demands was reassuring expressing enthusiasm that the party’s will would prevail in its effort to resolve the crisis.

http://www.tori.ng/news/3589/dogara-plots-mass-defection-to-pdp-gbajabiamila-te.html

The Central Bank of Nigeria has warned bank customers to guard carefully their ATM cards so as to avoid being victims to fraudsters. CBN discloses series of ways by which fraudsters can defraud customers.


 
If you operate a bank account, then you would not be ignorant of the fact that fraudsters have severally attempted to defraud bank customers via Automated Teller Machine popularly called ATM.

Speaking at  the closing ceremony of The Central Bank of Nigeria's stakeholders’ engagement sensitisation programme  tagged; “Promoting Financial Stability and Economic Development”  held in Asaba Delta State, Director of Corporate Communications, Ibrahim Mu’azu disclosed series of ways by which fraudsters can defraud customers.

He said three information on all ATM Cards are unique which the fraudsters only need to know to succeed; the number on the ATM, the expiring date and the pin numbers, adding that “ it is better to memorize it than to write it down where it can be seen”

It was also explained that if the fraudsters get the information, apart from hacking into the account of another customer’s account, they can use it online to transact business while the victims account would be debited.

The Director explained that if a customer’s ATM jams in another bank, it is the responsibility of the original bank where it was registered to destroy it, save the information from leakage and protect the customer’s account, adding that “if anything happens to the customer’s account, the bank has the liability to compensate the customer”.

Mu’azu, however said the apex bank would no longer tolerate the attitude of some commercial banks neglecting customers’ complaints, threatening that it would not hesitate to sanction any commercial bank that fails to address customers’ complaints within two weeks.

http://www.tori.ng/news/3590/cbn-explains-how-fraudsters-use-atm-to-defraud-peo.html

The former Benue state governor Gabriel Suswam has been arrested by the Metropolitan Police in the United Kingdom for allegedly battering his wife.
 
After his arrest, the Metropolitan Police Domestic Violence Office immediately booked him into its London detention centre, where he was to remain in detention.
 
The resident judge at the time however set a £5,000 (N1.5 m) bail bound for him before he was released.
 
He got arrested when his wife, Yemisi placed an emergency call to the police from their house in London to report that the ex-governor had physically assaulted her.
 
She explained to the police that during a minor argument in which she confronted her husband’s questionable relationship with possible mistress ‘Shidoo’, Suswam battered her and thus made her to run for her life.

http://www.tori.ng/news/3464/former-benue-governor-suswam-in-london-jail-for-be.html

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Ever wonder what might happen if a python ate a porcupine? Well, wonder no more. One of these giant snakes recently dined on a porcupine and didn't live to brag about it. See its journey to death.

What happens when a python eats a porcupine? Hint: It's not pretty. A hungry snake in South Africa just found this out the hard way when it ate a porcupine for supper and died less than a week later.

On June 14, a cyclist riding along one of the mountain bike trails at the Lake Eland Game Reserve in KwaZulu-Natal, South Africa, spotted this engorged snake.
 
No one knew at first what the snake had eaten; just that it must have been something fairly large. Park rangers suspected the python feasted on a small warthog or a baby impala. 

Less than a week later, on Saturday, June 20, park rangers found the python dead near the bike trail. When they cut it open, they found a 30-pound (13.8 kilograms) porcupine.
 
It still isn't clear if this python's spiky meal was actually responsible for the predator's death. Rangers found the snake underneath a rocky ledge, where it had apparently fallen. On impact, the quills inside its engorged belly may have pierced the python's digestive tract, which could have killed the animal, Jennifer Fuller said, general manager at the game reserve.
 
Believe it or not, pythons and other snakes do sometimes eat porcupines. However, many snakes end up regretting their choice of snack because the porcupine's quills can pierce all the way through a hungry snake's body.

http://www.tori.ng/news/3297/hungry-python-swallows-porcupine-for-dinner-and-gu.html

• Adultery is legalized in South Africa by the Constitutional Court

• Gay Marriage is legalized by the U.S. Supreme Court.

• As if that is not enough, Germany’s National Ethics Council has called for an end to the criminalisation of incest between siblings after examining the case of a man who had four children with his sister.

• Lastly, Japanese court rules "Adultery is Ok if its for business purpose"
All in one week!

Jesus is coming very very soon!!!!

I think its a great product for females. When these ladies get drunk, instead of, cocking over and squatting looking all fucking ratchet, THIS looks a lil more presentable.... then you can use it in a public bathroom. The ladies would love this...... lol

BTW, If I'm gonna have a fake dick, they should at least make it bigger to bring up my ego. lol!!!!!!!!

vheMa:
OMG see curve 4 dis fourth pic. How I wish,I have very big yansh

You are funny!!!