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What country will you like to relocate to, within the next 5 years?

tyinfinity:
Marry first .build a house and travel with your family if you desperately desire to leave Nigeria

Na so e dey easy? Lol.

It would be easier for him to achieve those things you just mentioned if he decides to japa.

The Naira is just rubbish, doesn't have much value.

IamDora:
Useless men, all they know how to do is complain complain and complain all the time

Watch how his fellow useless men will avoid this thread or create excuses for him, but when the table turns, they start insulting and talking down on the lady without knowing her side of the story,

If it was to be the lady saying this, the only comment you'll see from these useless men littered all over this forum will be:

“Olosho woman wan leave her marriage”
“She's for the street”
”This one don go marry Hookup girl”
“You can take a girl out of the street but you can never take the street out of her” etc etc

The way NL men reason sometimes leaves me in awe, sometimes I wonder if most of them even experienced a mother's love. They insult us 2.4.7 yet slide-in to our Dms with alternates.

Alpha Nonsense online, mighty simps offline

Hahahahaha.

Take it easy Madam.

You are taking it personal. No dey vex.

santaclaws:
You earn 400k and give 100k to a woman, which is 25% of your income. You have bills, family and personal expenses but you chose to be so 'generous' to a lazy woman who doesn't know the value of money...

Well, my advice for you is to increase the amount you give her to 200k. Good luck! 🙂

Imagine. Giving a girlfriend 100k. Not even a wife.

That doesn't make sense to me. Honestly.

Damn.

Naijagram:
Seeking your thoughts, everyone!!!

I work as a salaried individual and earn around 400k monthly.

However, my girlfriend constantly asks for money. I give her almost 100k every month and she feels it's not enough for her. She's even voiced discontent, suggesting I only send her money when she explicitly requests it.

I'm beginning to suspect her motives, as she seems solely focused on my income.

She never suggests saving or helps in cutting costs; her primary interest lies in spending everything.
Despite my genuine love for her, I can't keep up with her demands. I had hopes for our future together, but it seems unlikely now.

I'm considering a breakup as a solution.

Has anyone navigated a similar situation?

I am afraid you don't have a girlfriend, you only have a liability that would soon drain you.

Be wise as you step into the new year.

Stop being careless with your funds.

Breakup with her asap. Be wise bro.

Nicols:
Japa

May it come to fruition speedily.

You have a lot to gain if your japa plans comes to pass.

Jeon:
Quiting my job, getting married and becoming a full time African traditional submissive housewife with no say!!!!.

Happy!!?. 😕

Hahahahhaa. Hilarious.

Getting married isn't a bad idea, but you don't actually have to quit your job.

All the best for the year ahead.

Merry Christmas!!!

Nigerian Catholic priest shares his opinion on why Men end up marrying women who may look nothing close to the ones they dated.
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#infonaija

Persephone1:
Food is cheap in UK and even USA... Try buying anything outside food then you will know Nigeria isn't TOTALLY bad.

What do you mean by 'try buy anything outside food" lol.

Even clean cars here, it's far far cheaper than naija. I saw the prices of naija used cars recently, honestly I was shocked..... Everything now na million million million for naija. E no easy.

Truth is, you can't compare UK and Naija. Naija is far far far FAR behind in the scheme of things. The money you make here in a day would be enough to feed you and your family for a whole month.

The difference is absolutely clear.

If you actually desire a better quality of life, then you have to japa. That's the truth.

Even the environment in naija is polluted. Every kind of pollution you can think of.

ramalot:
As long as you were planning to also visit Brasilia on your trip. Otherwise, the total cost might outweigh the benefit, if you're based in Nigeria.
For anyone based outside Nigeria, it might be okay.

I say that for two reasons:

1. Brasilia generally isn't a very exciting place, so your vacation will most likely be to Rio de Janeiro, Sao Paulo or maybe Florianopolis.
This means you'll have to make a detour to Brasilia, at an additional cost of flights + accommodation for at least 1 night.

2. The cost of renewal outside Nigeria is significantly more than in Nigeria.
I can't remember the exact cost, but I believe the immigration fee + admin fee was in the $150 range.

Thanks for this.

I am based in the UK. The financial implication is not an issue as I have already checked the return flight rate as well as hotel accommodation. It's fair enough. I enjoy travelling round the World.

ramalot:
It's at Lote 5, SEN Av das Nacoes, 70800 - 400. Asa Norte, Brasilia

Their number is +55 61 2106-0050

Thanks boss.

I want to go for holiday in Brasil, I will use the opportunity to get a new passport there since I can get it same day. That makes sense.

ramalot:
I saw a thread on the front page a few days ago, titled "Can This Happen At Nigerian Embassies?"

The thread had a pic depicting a lady's social media post about getting an emergency US passport in a few hours, at a US embassy.
In that thread, the overarching sentiment of posts was - that could never happen at a Nigerian embassy.

Well, the definitive answer is.. YES, it can and it does.
I know this, because I did it only 3 months ago. A standard Nigerian passport renewal, not an emergency passport like thaty lady got.
And no, I'm not talking about any "back doors" or "greasing" any palms.

I responded in that thread, but felt it's also relevant to emphasize it in detail in a new thread. Nigeria is incredibly incompetent at most things, but once in a while, something works. As they say, even a broken clock is correct once a day.


Just for context, I travel with a US passport, but use my Nigerian passport when going to Nigeria, or some African countries.
I've renewed my US and Nigerian passports in multiple countries (as I travel quite a bit), so I've had some experience with both.

From the screenshot in that previous thread, it's clear the lady was NOT in the US when she got the emergency passport. In the US, we don't go to an "embassy" to get a passport, as "US embassies" don't exist in... the US. The emergency passport is no big deal and comes with only 5 or 6 pages, so you still need a standard renewal when you get home.

Also, the current estimated time for a US passport within the US is 11 weeks, and the "rush" service is 5-7 weeks. There has been a lot of passport backlog, similar to the situation in Nigeria, but it's a bit better now, I believe. I renewed my US passport in Argentina last year, and got it in about 2 weeks.

Anyway, I went to Brasilia, Brazil 3 months ago, to renew my Nigerian passport, as that was the only passport-issuing location in the region I was traveling. I first visited the Nigerian embassy in Argentina and was told they don't produce passports, but I could get it in Brazil on the same day. I was very skeptical of that information, because... Nigeria.

As it turns out, the entire process from getting there, to receiving my new passport was a few hours. It wasn't some emergency passport either. It was a standard passport. I paid online > booked an appointment > went there. Paid an administrative fee > did the capturing and walked out with my new passport all in 2-3 hours. I was literally the only person being attended to at the Nigerian embassy, though. It was empty, except about 4-6 embassy staff I saw. The guy who attended to me was also very polite and professional (something lacking in most Nigerian operations).

So, not only can you get your international passport at a Nigerian embassy in a few hours, it's a permanent passport - not an emergency one. Shout out to the Nigerian embassy in Brasilia, Brazil. The embassy in New York is a different story. Took me many months and headaches to renew there, in 2017.

The attached image is from a video I took outside the Nigerian embassy, in Brazil.

Quite impressive.

Could you please send me the address of the Naija Embassy in Brazil?

afrolegend:
Yes. You will need a transit visa

Wahala o. Chia.

Any idea on how to quickly obtain the transit visa? The flight is on the 5th of September, to arrive UK on the 6th.

Hello All,

Please if someone is travelling from Lagos to London via frankfurt Airport (1 hour stay) by Lufthansa airline and the passenger is not leaving the airport, Does he need a transit visa?

Regards.

Hello All,

Please if someone is travelling from Lagos to London via frankfurt Airport (1 hour) by Lufthansa airline and the passenger is not leaving the airport, Does he need a transit visa?

Regards.

Freshtruth:
Make this woman rest them dey devorce for Nigerian marriage just pack your load and leave no dey disturb us with your drama madam. Abeg rest

Hahahaha.

Chia. Very wicked statement.

Guy, you are wicked.

orohbiro:
I fine pass the wife

Ok.

Congratulations.

Chijeep:
As long as I no lazy ooo
Omo na japa any day anytime twice on Monday.
#IgboBlood

With that spirit and mentality, I bet you won't regret it.

If you travel with the right mindset, you will have nothing to regret.

woginid967:
It is clear you're a simp.

Pls get to meet mature guys who are financially strong and mentally stronger.... They'll teach you how to be a real man.

You should have made love to her long agao...... While giving her money and pampering her. She will forget any useless principle and become your sworn woman.


Watch puoorn with her and make out wit her. Then when she is so wet and Hot.... Rush and tell her you are late for a meeting. She go wan craze.... Then chat her up with sex chat later and thank her for being yours. Send her some cash.

Then tell her you really want to make her feel like a woman and take her on adventures. Describe it sexually to her.... That's all.

Then go out and buy alomo for yaself, buy pineapple 🍍 for her too it will make her veryyyyyy wet.

The watch 365 days movie together or any 18++ Filipino movie. She will not know when she is riding you and screaming your name. Use a condom if your pull out game is weak. But you should last for more than 2hrs inside her while changing styles at interval.

Get an alpha male to mentor you, so you dont shame your generation.

Jesu

Ronaldo723:
My girlfriend of 8 months has broken up with me because she says I have no plans for her

I was surprised by the outburst cus she is still very young just 19 I don't know what she means by this statement because non of us are ready to marry now

I love this girl so much... I suspect that because her birthday is coming up next month and I haven't said anything about it so she feels I don't take her seriously


I have pleaded and talked to her but she is adamant about her decision that she is tired as I'm wasting her time


I haven't talked about her birthday yet cuz I'm having a hard time, things are pretty tight with me but she just can't understand


Please guys what should I do I'm truly in love with this girl that I'm having a hard time moving on

You should consider yourself lucky.

Sooner or later, you will realize it was a blessing in disguise.

Move on bro. Chase better things.

I don't know why you guys are always crying over a girl. Smh. Go and make money bro. Add value to your life. Na Dem go dey chase you....

Nwodosis:
He is underpaying and owing workers, yet he keeps a mistress!

Pure evil and high level of irresponsibility.

Zonefree:
Any man under the age of 45 coming here to say he's enjoying a thriving marriage with his Nigerian wife is telling a big fat lie!

Hahahahhahaha

Wahala no dey finish o.

Are you telling me Nigerian wives are not helping matters or what?

Throw more light.

MaDaRa01:
Two days ago i went to a woman's shop to buy something and i took advantage of the little kid she left in the shop by paying way less than what i bought.

Thanks to the good people of nairaland with their good advice. I deciding to go clean to the woman and telling her the whole truth without hiding anything.

I went back yesterday to the woman and told her the truth, how i took advantage of the kid by paying #50 for the rice worth #1k and how i came back to pay the balance after i realize my wrong.

At first, i thought she was going to get angry at him. Instead she asked me if i have bible app on my phone which i affirmed. She quoted a verse to me and talked to me on confession of sin and forgiveness.
Seriously, since when i dey go church, no pastor sermon touched me like the little talk the woman gave me. Till now i'm still thinking about it.

I thanked her, promised never to do that again, and as i was going she told me to wait. She later gave me some rice, beans and other provision that i should take it for free and anytime i am hard on cash, i could come to her shop and get anything and pay her whenever i receive salary or when i have cash with me.

I said all the whole "Thank you, God bless you".

It was not the foodstuff that blessed my soul, but how she handled the situatiom.

May God continue to bless the woman

Send me the woman's account details let me offset the bill of what she gave you. And again, let me know the total amount in order for me to quickly credit her account.

She's a good woman.

Thank you too for doing the right thing by going back to clear your conscience.

yarimo:
ATIKU I am the winner
OBI it is a lie I am the winner
KWANKWASO I won the election 100%
Confused set of criminals losers

Are you really convinced that Tinubu won the election? Can you beat your chest and swear that APC actually won?

Please, forget about sentiments. The election was marred with obvious irregularities and it was quite shambolic.

Nigeria cannot grow this way.

MaleoPearls:
This song lyrics hit differently when listening to it outside of Nigeria.

Absolutely.

You are in the spirit.

I play it everyday on my way to work and the feeling is different.

Great song.

One important thing that must be beside your bed at night �

BloomingDale:
See him fat ugly as fcukk face. That’s why they need to keep the people poor so they can handpick and select all the beautiful young girls. Werey paedophile.

Take it easy my sister. Why are you angry?

I think their tradition permits it and I suppose she wasn't forced into the union anyways.

pansophist:
If they could spend just one year in a language school, they'll learn German or Dutch.

Do you know how much you would make in UK within that one year of relocating?

I can personally attest to that.

The language barrier is a major challenge, but not in the UK.

styles2009:
If you travel, it would take you 3yrs or more to be stable and find your foot there, weather, work, career, study, networking, micro aggression etc.
You can't run a farm from afar.
IMHO, I'm sticking with that 7 hectares and increasing it with 1-2 every year for the next 10yrs.

That's not absolutely true Sir.

I am talking from personal experience.

Praisepriest:
If you get the tricks and logic right, you will reap double millions the following year. With good management and smart work. You will be richer than japa people. Person wey travel and we wey dey here, na money we are both looking for.

You don't know what you are talking about bro.

Do you know how much I make weekly over here? If I mention it, you will be shocked.

Naija isn't it. It's not a friendly place and hard work isn't really appreciated over there.

Thamesbridge:
I have finally arrived in Canada. To be sincere this country is beautiful. Job opportunities here are like akara and ewedu.

There's nothing like mega churches here, what they have are mega industrial complexes. On Sundays you won't hear noise, people quietly pray to God and after which they go to entertainment centers, shopping to have fun and relax. I haven't even seen one mosque here not to talk of hearing allahu akubar.

I am not mincing words, this country is not heaven oo, but Nigeria is like a hell somewhere compared to this place. You can never see police blocking the road, no kidnappers, no insecurity, etc. Everyone just moving and minding their business.

But I must note that pussy is hard to find here. You cannot lure any girl with money here because everyone's working and busy. Nothing like women of easy virtue here. No girl gives a fu.k about you. Most girls wear only pants and bra here but it doesn't mean they are women of easy virtue until you try to touch, then you will see yourself in police net. Just like this one I saw in a bus and another two girls i saw at a train station as shown below. People are so free here but they aren't easy to get laid. Even the packets of condoms I came with from Nigeria haven't been opened yet not to talk of using it on any pussy.

If you are planning to come here, make sure you buy ma's.tubation cream or else konji will conjure you. For three months and yet to see pussy. The Indian lady that managed to give me her number refused taking her calls for almost three days now, but I understand because girls here are after their job not after men that will dash them money and buy iPhone for them.

In a nutshell, Canada is bae, everything looks cool and beautiful, job opportunities here are like akara, but pussy isn't easy to get here unlike Nigeria where I would have been playing with pussies.

Very important note: until you come here, you won't know you are living in a hell called Nigeria. I wish goodluck to everyone of you trying to come here, Canadian visa is hard to get but keep trying one day your luck will shine. I tried applying for 3 consecutive times but it eventually clicked on the fourth time. Goodluck to you guys as you keep trying.

Guy, forget about women and focus on making money.

Don't be distracted.