₦airaland Forum

SmartPolician:
How much do you charge and you are blowing grammar. That's how people fail exams and start blaming village people and lecturers for it.

Codeye:
Please anyone who is willing to teach. I need skills computer related skills

FishFisher:
I just need a mentor who I will lean on wen the codes stuck !

Pls I just need a whatsap contact

Arkadrob:
I will give out 20 percent of my salary if you can help me to secure a good job. I'm a graduate in Electrical/Electronics Engineering.

Honestly, it seems my shadow is considering leaving me. I struggled to graduate (financial constraints). Searched for jobs, no head way. Planned venturing into business, no funds. I tried learning a digital skill but hunger, and funds are just big resistance.

I was advised to go illegal but I just can't be the cause of people pains never! I better solicit for help than cause pains to innocent souls.

Help your brother man. As the first born, it's not easy, especially when the family is struggling financially. I'm sure some people can relate. We rise by lifting others. As you lift me, you are also lifting others around me indirectly. I promised to never disappoint. My God will continue blessing you. Much love!

Supreme145:
After sending loads of applications for remote web dev positions throughout December without success I stopped applying and went into blockchain development. Last week I was replying a message on my LinkedIn account when I saw this jnr WordPress developer vacancy that popped up. I just applied since it takes less than a minute to do so on LinkedIn.

I was surprised when they sent me a mail two days later with a link to an assessment which I took and submitted. They got back to me some days later to fix an interview date, I choose Feb 9 among the listed options. The time options included 7pm, 7:15pm and 7:30pm and I chose the 1st option. The interview was supposed to last for just 15 minutes.

I left Chelsea's match that I was watching at half time to prepare for my interview. I asked one of my Nairaland friends for data and he sent me 3gb, I was all set up by 6:44 pm with a Bluetooth that I borrowed from a friend for the occasion. I didn't want any stories. If only I knew what was lying in wait for me....6:52 pm.....Boom!!! NEPA took light.

My laptop was fully charged but knowing fully well that my battery was not trustworthy, it would last 2 hours when it's in a good mood and 5 minutes on it's angry days. I grabbed my charger and extension and ran off to a nearby restaurant in my area. You think Usian Bolt can run baa? If you see my speed this evening you will like me. It was a combination of Bolt and Ben Johnson. I ran like a criminal that was escaping an angry mob about to lynch him, with the way I was grabbing my PC under my armpit I could easily be mistaken for a thief by the way.

I got there by 6:59 pm, plugged my stuffs and connected to the zoom call by 7: 02 pm, the beautiful oyinbo woman was already waiting. While she was in a well lit apartment, I was in a place with red and blue bulbs with my face barely visible even though I supported the light with my phone torch light flashing straight to my face.

She smiled immediately I came online, and murmured something, omo the Bluetooth was not connected o. Something I tested before connecting to the call, I was fumbling with my Bluetooth settings while she kept talking and gesticulating if I could hear her. The Bluetooth was connected to the system but was somehow not working, she saved me from my misery when she suggested we port to google meet for the interview.

I used the opportunity to check my Bluetooth settings well and connected to the call through a link she sent to my mail almost immediately. In the middle of the interview the restaurant gen went off throwing everywhere into darkness.... Omo!!!

I had to keep shining teeth and stretching my small eyes to its elastic limit because they were the only visible things from my end. She burst into laughter and I couldn't help but join her. It was as if she was in heaven calling someone in hell. I apologized and she told me not to worry that she understands amidst another bout of laughter that she was struggling to contain.

She shaa finished the interview with the normal I will get back to you after accessing the performance of other candidates, I still apologized for my interview settings hoping it won't affect my chances, she assured me that it won't have any bearing on her decision making as regards to selection of the successful candidate. She couldn't stop smiling throughout the interview that lasted for like 20 mins.

I packed my kaya and went home. I laughed my heart out while I narrated everything to my friend who rolled on the floor with laughter. The image of my eyes and teeth in darkness was so hilarious. This was actually my first interview and it will definitely live long in my memory.

Have you experienced something similar?? Please share for the fun

Kriss216:





Pastors
Motivational speakers
Motor park touts
Omo oniles
Truck drivers


Nobody smoke weed pass these people.

Amotolongbo:
Lau erebe
Erebe lau

Anxiety2022:
I just got diagnosed of been HIV+. I don't even know what to do or where to start at this phase in life. Dream looks shambles. I had that HIV positive patient must take it's drugs everyday in other to survive. I really do not know where to start. I feel like taking my life away. Who can give me a concrete advise on how to survive this. The trauma is much on me. I really do not know who to ask for favor. I am looking forward for your advice.

Secondly is the drugs affordable?

Jolene201:
Don't mind them..
nairaland boys en..
Whenever I'm bored,I just run here cos I'm sure I'll see so many things�.... nairaland is just like another dimension.. honestly. Everyone so critical and angry I've never seen anything like this before..it's a lil entertaining sha..

guobe:
The female gender will always seek for the attention of the male gender even if they are no longer going out with the guy,it's like a programme you must continue attending to the needs of her at one time or the other even though you are no longer going out with her.the earlier guys know this and know peace.credit uyimarshal@yahoo.com

alpharoyalty:
It depend on the location.
In a city like Lagos, it is safer to hold your phone tightly in your hand.

EyenNtokon:
Chai!! Afonja in disguise

Eriokanmi:
Why cote d'voire? You don do yourself finish . Why not visit Germany student visa thread here instead for advice? All the people I knew who applied to various schools in Germany from here got admitted, even with 100% scholarship. I had my MBA in frankfurt and i wasn't hindered. What you did is very bad. That someone was refused on that account doesn't mean you'd also be refused. Did you know the kind of fraud the one who was refused perpetrated? Would they ever tell you the truth about their status and why they were blacklisted?. See you now, you want to go the same route. You guys would never learn .SMH

Moneyfem:
You're correct but people are asked to form at least 15. That means more can be formed from the word.

Moneyfem:
You stand a chance to win if you can form 15 English words from the word "Nigeria". Go and participate in the game on this Facebook page:


https://www.facebook.com/102011811756036/posts/352161333407748/

missjekyll:
They check everything including calling your university. Good luck in your fraudulent endeavours

Crystyano:
Exactly......it should not have been seen by me.... what a misfortune to behold!

Crystyano:
You started with sewage and ended with vomit.



Even if some people made errors,does it mean you should call it a Nigerian thing or say ALL Nigerians allow it...... what was I supposed to do about it