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womenareapess:
is a woman God

You don't ask a woman this.. you don't ask a woman that. Blablabla! Stop seeing those daughter of eve as god


Stop this simping behaviour and be a man for once.

You know nothing Jon Snow ....

A Man don't ask, He takes.

if you have what it takes, it shall be freely given to you ...... Who doesn't respect a Stallion ....

Asking is like giving out the opportunity for "No" !!

You are the simp

mirexxx:
dem reject singlet and boxers na

U for take him out and give him a Splash ....

MansoryMX:
If you ain’t married or married for more than 4 years, You will never understand sex is a huge work until you get married that long. Especially for we the men. At first e go dey catch you for body but when tiredness of sex hits you in marriage you go know how far except by divine grace of God that you have a huge sex drive. 4 times a week for me but if madam needs more pounding I concur

Na Akpu

Ishilove:
Which kind of yeye questions are the mods featuring on the FP, bikonu?

You are just too serious ... Little little play wey people go catch cruise untop .... Maka gini ?

Lamanii22:
My husband doesn't wanna know ooo... He'd put you in the mood ASAP... NO time... Except I'm on my p.

Great dude, My Nigga .... why you go dey ask .... just mood her up and let the show begin .... I hate asking !

AutoChick4U:
When in d mood. I wonder how couples wake up early in d morning without doing it! Marry who craves you Una no dey hear

Please, I wanna ask ... Do women feel early morning Konji too like we guys do feel early morning boner?

Thanks !

mirexxx:
A book wrapped with chocolates on his birthday. The idiot didn't read it. He come dey hype another babe present wey she give am.

.... Why u give Nigerian man book
Is he a PhD ?

LandMann:
My heart.... She broke it in pieces... Now ladies call me heartless

ahahaha .... You be glass ni

Talk2david1:
'My Time' and it hurts cus time is money

My time too .... Money and other gifts are too Cheap ... Time is quite expensive...... But I got experience in return for the time I gave

Gkemz:
The most painful job experience that made me swear never to be dependent of any individual in the private sector was being laid off after all my commitment and effort to push the company forward without any form of notice, query, let alone compensation.
The same company later recalled me when they realize my unique impact to the organization but then I've taken the decision to be self employed.
Unfortunately for them I halted the huge contract I secured and withdrew all the quotations. Many of my clients I introduced, who loved the manner I treated them, in order to display their annoyances shifted their loyalty to competitors brands. And when the company realized that, they tried to entice me with a salary increase but then my mind was already made up.

You did well, its just business .... Don't respect who doesn't respect you .... Business Sector is Business

Doyou2019:
A workplace snitch - whom I took as a friend - poisoned the CEO's mind against me, out of jealousy for the goodwill I was enjoying from the company owner at the time. Madam suddenly went cold on me shortly after learning that I had plans to leave for greener pastures. The tantrums ehn no be here.

Las Las I was frustrated out of that job. If only I had kept my big mouth shut.

What I learnt the hardest way in life ....... I'm just grateful for all I've learnt so far ..... e better make e happen at the prime of your career than at the peak ..........

Now you are experienced!

One(1) in my early 20s.. Mutually crashed within 2years ..... that's close to a decade ago !

Dating is too expensive (Psychologically) if the end goal doesn't lead to marriage ......... Just be friend with girls that way no emotional brouhaha !!

Face your Hustles, when you ready .... go to potential ladies market, pick your choice and go back home to face your Hustles again ....

aorseer:
I am confused about something i hope you guys will help me. What do Nigerians mean when they say they are dating someone.
A) In a sexual relationship
B) In a serious relationship (with or without sex) with plans for the future
C) Having casual sex with someone
D) A boyfriend/girlfriend
E) ?

D (Romantic Bf/GF not FWB) !

franchasng:
The response on this thread is filled with lies as normal with Nigerians' response to topics like this.





An average Nigerian guy must have dated at least 10 girls and fvcked at least 50 girls by the time he clocks 30yrs while an average Nigerian girl must have dated at least 5 guys and fvcked by at least 100 guys by the time she clocks 30.




But if you ask any Nigerian girl, she will tell you between 2 to 5 at most.


Dont expect honest answer from Nigerians in topics like this

If you dey street, you go see street .... if you stay home, you go see home .......

Street is red, Home is green...... Shine ya eyes !

alsudan:
These Northerners are really good at this their divide and rule stuff, in 2015 they recruited the SW, now they are recruiting the SE.

They are cattle rearers and they know the power of Money, they are businessmen, They can spend anything to get the results !!


with just N100bn, all this Southern Alliances will fail and the North are ready to spend that to maintain their grip.

But Southerners are stingy trust me and they don't have respect for alliance and leadership ......

Nigeria is a huge game to behold.... SE/SS is the next recruit against 2023 while SW will be pacified... SE/SS will take the deal as payback time against SW ......

Let the Bribery begin ..... anyone not respecting Northern Political and Diplomatic Sagacity is not a Wise man .... Though they are failing themselves......

He who can spend money, will buy alot !!

emmyileri:
But not super power

China is a Super Power..... She is a Nuclear Powered !!

Na tecno phone you dey use look China abi

henrybangs44:
So u forget the other relationships you had?

That's was my first and last relationship (I only had female friends).... Once it scattered within 2 years, I see no reason for romantic relationship unless you are ready for marriage or babies ......

No reason to put your heart on Seesaw Jangilova especially when you know you ain't ready for a home ..... Face your Hustles!!

Date and get marry in few months ... c' est fini...

Why should you and someone be dating for 5years, 10years with lots of up and down ... I no fit ... I guard my heartz like craze ......

3months -6months- 12Months max (Too much sef) ..... Date when you are ready to marry or make babies .... That's my own oo .... !!

Date and settle within a year once compatibility test is a "Yes" if not ... drop each other and check next one ......

phemmylink:
Baby mama's and single mothers everywhere! Divorce is the talk of the town everyday, Yet some are enjoying their Marriage.... What is the in thing, what is the secret recipe of marriage or home.

Happy home is never by luck but by Hardworking and Commitment to making it work from both partner .... Once either or both of you ain't committed, bad luck set in !

Devil loves to lurk around good homes any slight chance, she steps in !

Softboy001:
... to him how things has beenj for him.

He called again after a month. He said he has a deal for me.

The deal is that, he wants to sponsor me to go to canada. I forgot to add, he stays in Austria. Him and his family. So the deal is about 2.5 million naira, so he said he going to work everything for me that includes international passport,visa, airplane ticket, accommodation and also the package includes work also. but the deal is that. He will pay about. 850k. To get me there first. Then when am there and have started working I'll pay 1.8 million to the agency $4k.

So that's the deal. The 850k he is just using that to help me.actually he himself he paying 650k to the agency and giving me 200k as pocket money. Then when I get there I can work and give the agency the remaining 1.85 million.

So please guys, what to do you think. My fears is going to a country I don't know anyone at all, there is so much risk involved canada far o and will I be able to pay up the money. I don't want to owe gbese that I can't pay back.

What do you guys think?
Should I go ahead? Or remain in naija?

I have so much fears, that's why am scared of going, what if I go broke?

I have from now till Monday to decide, the processing is starting on Monday

Dude why are you asking question ...

You should have said yes already.... Welcome to Canada

Cof1ex:
I have already posted this here...
Here, is a graphical representation of my results... From the graph, zero doesn't rise our blood sugar level, normal Coke does..
But zero Coke contains aspartame which is a deadly artificial sweetener, it's a popular low calorie substitute and It's cancerous.
Most people come online to condemn zero Coke because it contains aspartame without knowing that most of the product they consume everyday contains aspartame too, eg chewing gum, ice cream, even your malt with no sugar...
Note; most producers might not write aspartame in the label but will use the E-number E-951

Thanks a bunch !!

Cof1ex:
This is my University project work
I worked on how zero Coke and normal Coke raises the body sugar level and then comparing them to glucose (standard)...

What's your conclusion? What's the result of your hypothesis ?

Share with us na ? .....

I don't take any soda nowadays .... Zero or sugar .... I abstained already !!

Lamanii22:
Maybe cause you're a guy, but a lady most times cherishes their "first" love.... Especially if he was the one that deflowered them.... Takes the grace of God to not run to them after you must have been married...

Aswear, Especially when the relationship/Situationship was a sweet memorable one but immaturity lead to the breakup ..... Just run away from each other when you both become matured because una go wreck homes !

henrybangs44:
I don't know why I never seem to understand what's special about first love.

Everyday people talk about how first love is impossible to forget but I don't get it. Is there any love that you can forget? Can you forget the love you had with you 6th, 7th or Nth Love?

The first girl I dated was when I was in secondary school and even my teachers knew about her because I was good in class so she was like "the celebrity girlfriend".

But she's not even the girl that broke my heart the most even though she was the one that ended the relationship.

The one that broke my heart was even during my NYSC. She discovered I was a player and decided to end everything and never looked back. I did everything to win her back, I changed, started behaving well but na, she was adamant. I had over 10 girlfriends after her but she's still the one that hurts me the most

I believe the deepest heartbreak mustn't come from first love. It can come from any love and I think this " first love" issue is overrated.

First love is the first exposure to romantic affairs .... We hardly forget our first love, first mistakes , first errors .......

My first girl still dey shack me till tomorrow but the lesson I learnt is that there is no reason to date or romantic relationship except you are ready to marry ....

...Two Heads of Kworufsions !!

mariahAngel:
They are both masculine lesbians.
Who be husband, who be wife?


Homosexuality is both naturally and spiritually wrong.

Lesbians from Africa no dey fine oo ...
Fine girls are guys lovers .....

Mmadu2:
I bought a smart TV and everyone knows how costly a smart TV is these days. I have good relationship with my next door neighbor but though he's a very nice guy but he has a flaw which is that he lies a lot. He's single.

He had a small get together in his mini flat so he begged to use my sitting room cos its bigger. I let him and went about my job.

I rarely watch my TV cos I'm very busy with work and come back late tired, eat, shower, browse and sleep. So it was only a week later that I finally got the chance to switch on my TV and behold its damaged and can't display anymore. I never allowed anyone in my sitting room except the day my neighbor used it which is a week ago. I also live alone for a month now and never had visitors of any kind.

I'm filled with madness but don't know exactly how to confront him since he codedly never told me. My main worry is that he will outrightly lie and deny it even if I confront him.

What would you do in my situation??

Let him know but not Confrontational...


That's the last time he will ever make use of your room .....

Help2020:
Let's pray Russia don't support China.That's the only fear here.

Russia and China are working together against West Interest........ But Russia also being European and Caucasians can Betray China (Mongolian) to her mother Race !

Okortor:
the world is becoming something else now

Aswear ... but the world has always been something else Africans just dey know whatsup .....

xpressionx:
China is very wicked.
They want to attain world power by all means.
If China spend half the amount the US spends on ther nations,there economy will crumble

China is already a world power ....

Matheusmartin:
...
Even Australia that China has in her pocket dey make mouth..

Once that Submarine is built ... Australia will make more Mouth .....

Human are truly animals .... Lions sef dey ransack each other .....

oluwaseyi0:
I've been with my girl for over 5 years

We both started when we are in a school (different schools) we are now both working and looking at 2023

My own is within 3months to one year maximum for courtship not friendship o ..... Within one year things must culminate into another things preferably Sound Judgement system devoid of emotions is utilised!

What is your profession ?

How much are you soaked into the principles and theories underpinning your profession?

What are your life philosophies?

How much does your profession influences and shapes your life philosophies viceversa ?

Do you listen and ready to learn , listen and ready to teach (That's your level of Maturity) and how much is your level of understanding and compromise (Tolerance level) .....

How do you strategise and execute strategies?

What are my odds, what are my benefits ?

I should be able to decipher atleast 40% within 5months with series of tests and counter tests , and you will know whether you are proposing or not abi whether you are accepting proposal or not ........

If any parameter is not scored atleast 50% , Bounce out ........ You must satisfy her own parameters too

Matheusmartin:
..
In the same OAU, and in the same class, I know there were first class and 2.1

He probably became more serious with his life.

Not everytime we blame our own.

God bless you ... He probably learnt his lessons and became more serious coupled with the cozy educational environment of Canada ....

Failure makes some people to become hero ... the madness is some people will not be triggered unless they hit the rock bottom and once they picked, they ain't never going down for live because...... The have learnt lessons !