₦airaland Forum

Hathor5:
That's more like what I had in mind but your plan is more generous.

Exactly, u still need to satisfy God now!!

85% of the people I'm following ... I must meet them !

Amotolongbo:
Femi Adesina accused Gambari of bootlicking then due to the position Gambari occupied then.
Femi Adesina is now in the position to boot lick the same Gambari.
Will Femi Adesina resign the post or resign to fate bootlicking Gambari?

Yahoo ni babalawo
Ole ni everybody
Eni ile mo ba sa ni barawo - Naira Marley (2019)

Though I’m not a fan and not a marlian, but he has said the very fact about we Nigerians.

Gambari is now Femi's Boss.... Inside Life !

All is fair in a war ... No permanent friend nor permanent foe .... it is all about Interest!!

frozen70:
You are right

If a man should master the act of making love

Then a woman should master the cooking skills

Fantabulous..... You are doing well ... Stopeeeeettttt

frozen70:
If you marry a woman that doesn't know how to cook, you can take her to catering school to learn how to cook or get a cook to come home and teach her how to cook

Gradually she will pick up

Some women ain't interested in cooking ... I have a girl (I like cooking at home) ... I usually cook for her ... She says "ThanGod you sabi cook, I won't have a problem when we marry" .... I told her point blank you can't compare a feminine hands and touch to a dude's... No reason am, I won't marry and be cooking unless for romance or absolutely necessary ...

I can't deal with a woman wey no sabi cook, I too eat bad-bad food as single ... You gatz eat correct as Married especially when you gatz the what it takes !

Hathor5:
Do you understand what it means to have your kidney removed? People talk about it like it is a haircut.

No mind am, If you donate one and the one remaining should fail ... na wahala be that !!

Hathor5:
He will re-write the will before he gets my kidney. I won't say more.

But how is it possible to hide another family for so many years? I have never understood it.

Rewrite Will ke .... Let that Kidney has a price ... He will wire all the property to your name and you sell them all of ...

Donate the kidney, give him 10% from the proceed of the property to take care of himself ... give the other wife 25% for her and her boys ... Carry ya daughters and Japa with 65% .... Make una no see again for life

incogni2o:
Typically people would say No.

But I will go on and give the kidney.

But make sure my girls are so succesful, The Fathers wealth becomes trash. I will also have to let the girls know about thier Father's deeds.

You be Jesus ni

Me, I will withhold my kidney ... Nonsense ....

mrfree:
Make una come out

You are married for 20 years, you and hubby only have three beautiful girls. His family are the type that believe a male child is more important and a must have. So you feel terrible that you haven't given your husband a male child. He assures you that he is okay without a male child...
Hubby falls ill and critically requires a kidney transplant or he will die and you turn out to be a match, because you love him you decide you will donate your other kidney to him. One day in preparation to go to the hospital for surgery you where getting all paperwork sorted out. You come across your husband Will and you go through it and you find out that your husband has 3 boys with one woman like that and he left 90% of his wealth for those boys and their mother and only leaving 10% for your own girls and you.

- What will you do??
- Would you still give him your kidney??
- How will you handle the whole situation??

An average Woman will reverse donating her kidney and quietly kill the husband ... Iza simple world .... Now, She change the Will , give herself and children 90% and the other 10% ...

She live with her kids happily after .... end of stories !!

humilitypays:
The 10 most dangerous cities to live in Nigeria are:

1.) Borno

2.) Yola

3.) Zamfara

4.) Jos

5.) Benue

6.) Portharcourt

7.) Abeokuta & Ijebu-Ode; den of ritualists & traditionalists killers

8.) Southern Kaduna

9.) Aba & Benin City

10.) Yobe and Katsina



The 10 most peaceful cities to live in Nigeria are:

1.) Lagos (minus Ikorodu, Boundary area near Ogun state, Badagry)

2.) Abuja

3.) Owerri

4.) Enugu

5.) Uyo

6.) Asaba

7.) Ibadan (minus some areas)

8.) Oshogbo

9.) Ado Ekiti, Awka, Abakaliki

10.) Umuahia

Make I follow u Add Kwara as Number 11.

Babyforever:
I can see you fall in line with him

Helping your friend is not stupid .... Think about it ...

As Ilorin Boy, I used to cry about Lagos as a kid because we once lived at Idi-Iroko and I remember Gala (No Gala in Ilorin in early 90s) ... I would cry, cry and cry ...

Later as a teen, My lagosians friends would visit during Ileya and crack stories about Lagos and smartness ... I would go inside and cry , cry ,cry ...

Am Express on NTA too and Kaakaki the voice of Africa on AIT will draw my emotions while playing the sound in my head ...

After Secondary school, I went to live in Lagos and I hate everything therein .... I was like "Mumu you, see wetin u crycry about all through your childhood ..... The first day I passed through Oshodi under bridge to link Orile on my way to Mile2-Badagry .... I nearly shit my pant despite being with my Aunty ....

see dirty, darkish and strong reddish-Yellowed eye bros everywhere ... I felt they already called us while my aunty was just walking on with me clutching to her hands as if my entire life depended on it ....

anytime I visit Lagos now, na to fall sick ooo ... Bad roads and the holdup no be here .... it's been a while I saw two people fighting on the road until Berger last year ....

I said Roxy, Welcome to Lagos again.

Babyforever:
Was when i visit a certain guy asking me out after cleaning cooking and doing the nasty only for him to open his dirty mouth and say " you try in fact you too sweet the man wey go marry you go enjoy " That was when i knew he was actually a clown even though my friends warned me about him i never listen i just angrily carry my bag and left i delete his his no. after was

Is this a stupid thing ?? ... it shouldn't crack u up though

New Moniker, New story , New day , everyday ...
Waiting for Tomorrow own ... Things dey happen though ....

DaddyGngeess:
40 gbam. No going forward no going back

I'm in my early 30s but forever I would choose 40 because at 40 your maturity, life experiences and exposures are already complete... You are a full fledge Man ....

40 is my Ideal year to stay Forever ... You ain't a kid no more nor An Old man .... ... The end of Youthfulness ....

SLAP44:
Abia state has been in the forefront of states increasing local manufacturing capabilities while the other parts of the country falters.

We praise the sterling leadership qualities of their leaders, especially Okezie Ikpeazu.

People may criticise you but your works are showing to ashame them all.

Ochuko chuchuchu .... ShatdafvckUp

SageMK:
Early or late, it depends on your marital goal.

If your aim is to start a family, then you're a little late considering the life expectancy in Nigeria is 53. This means you have about 12 yrs or more.

Angel Gabriel .... Chief death Analyst ...

Yankee101:
Gambari is bigger than Gov Rasaq and Saraki combined.

He has been living and working in New York since 1974. And schooled in the UK/US before then

He is an international person. His last budget was 1.7b$. How much is Kwara budget? He is his own person

Agreed 100% ... His records speaks for him ... also He is a Buharist .... 1984 sets

All these money missed road little boys ... even Dangote, Otedola , Adenuga and Saraki no dey shout .... Na dem dey invite gas for their matter ...

why Police ... He should rent bouncers !!

Destiny use am sing .... Malorankun ... Protect ya wealth ....

chloedogie:
And to think he will go to the territory and abode of SARAKI to pick his new chief of staff baffles me ooooo.

Present Gov Abdurrasaq Abdulrahman is Buhari's baby since CPC days ... so figure the rest!

PrecioussB:
The question is straight forward.

Of course I understand we all have more than three criteria in choosing our potential life partner, but for the purpose of this thread, just your three topmost criteria.

For those who are married,what were the three topmost criteria that made you marry your spouse.


For me my 3 criteria are:

1. Must have a Great heart

2. Must be intelligent (very neccessary)

3.Must be himself and have few good friends.

Muslima (Islam) ...

Educated in Medicine, Engineering or Pharmacy ..

Higher Moral Standard

(Beautiful)

my own na 4 and Beauty comes last ... If you have my first 3 , You are already beautiful

PrecioussB:
Why is it that older men love to pursue Young girls?

Especially old African men. It is disgusting how they are interested in girls that are old enough to be their daughter.

I have had a lot of old and successful guys ask me out but I always say no thanks.

It is scary, these perverts need to find women their own age. Has this happen to anyone?

it makes them feel younger and youthful.

Professor Akanbi ... Very Humble man ... I been know him since He was a Mister .... Awon ti Unilorin Quarters Umaru Audi!!

jimcomb:
They will someday.

They will never .... They are waiting on WHO ... If they considered iwu own, They would lose all donors' fund from WHO, USAID, DFID, Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation etc ....

Shioor!!

LibertyRep:
Then Nigeria Government and indeed Africa should return the favor

Return which favour
We are indebted to them for the longest time and contracts that can sold our country off has already been signed by our Gullible leaders...... We shall be running to the west very soon to safe us against Chinese..... Because this is just a smoke , Fire may be coming !!

I think Africa will need to be recolonised again but I pray not by China because they will kill Africans and bring their people here .....

The essence of Black to the world then was Manpower but now there is Machine... I hope our leaders are watching closely!!

leksite120:
MC Olu omo is more than just a thug now o

graduating children from abroad universities

Tinubu influenced him greatly especially on the aspect of Education .... Those babies ain't never coming home for real .... Or else Karma from his enemies.....

McGg:
Billionaires my foot... Point out any of them that would have been a billionaire on a normal entrepreneurial playing ground

They all Operated on a normal enterprenuer ground and they are all successful...


No enterprenuer can go international or Multinational without the help of your Government in any ways and Manner .....

Nobody can actually become a Billionaire without Government assistance in one way or the other ..

Govt can make or mar your Business .... Atleast if they didn't help you by making your business atleast they will help you by not marring your business .....

To get Government help is one thing, To stir a business to success overtime , over decades requires alot than just Government despite all unhealthy competitions among them all trying to court favours here and there and the backstabbing and betrayal....


e no easy !!

ariklawani:
I wasted time, money years loving and lived with the wrong partner.. Now I am a single mum.. Each time I think of the time I wasted with him... I will just feel like ending it all..

Don't do that shiiiiiiii.. Succour will come , Remilekun too !!

iamloyalty:
I nor fit laff. The truth be say na ur pidgin I understand pass all those economics grammar.

lol, u sef see am abi

pDudd:
Na you get your mouth

Water and Garri ... Devilish Boy ... !!!

Princewill1:
I don't blame the simps here hustling for pussy rather I blame the Op. The Op claims not to be a simp then what was the reason for the apology?

The op started well (I give him credit for that) and as he was going he gathered fans who supported him for stating facts some of which we already know. As soon as he capsized and apologized he turned those fans to simps and rubbished his own educative thread.

The reasons op gave for his apology is just watery. How can you apologize for stating the truth? Simply because someone took offense of the truth? Oya he should state lies na. While he mentioned to not being politically correctness in one of his earlier posts.

The aim was to educate your countrymen about the dangers associated with akata women that even in decades to come, ppl will be reading it here on NL. But you single-handedly defeated the purpose of your thread by this unnecessary apology.

Truth is, you fvcked up with the apology and no one will take ur weak come back seriously until you withdraw the apology.

The only way Op's apology will make sense to me is if he admits that he lied against akata women and needed to apologize to them. If not, he should just admit that his a simp.

The Apology was a Defence breaker .... Afterwards reverse psychology started flowing ....The other gender would find pdudd vituperation challenging and set up to clear some doubts and interesting discussions about the stereotypes ensued.........The pdudd would claim everything is based on his experiences and goes emotional ... (That's if he inclined to take things up) .... The other gender would want to provide succour and that's how he get under her skin ...from there to the innermost soul.... A game was loading!!

OP is a Profiler and Profilers are Evil .... Unlock, Get your vibes and gently relock... The other gender wouldn't even know they have been hurt...