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Accept my condolences Op.

I wonder how I'll feel when I loose either of my Parents. It's something I think about everyday and I have chosen to accept the reality should it happen that way, So I'm prepared.

However I'm also aware and prepared that I may die before them. My own personal death is a reality I've accepted since I was 20years. Whether I live long or not, my life is fulfilled.

Once again accept my condolences.

This is very bad.
Hope they won't extend to killing innocent people Sha?

Abemy:
I am Tiv man myself, I tried much to make it short, and that's the shortest it can be.

You tried, thanks for the enlightenment.
Are you a lawyer by the way?

I'll suggest you write another version that majority of people will relate with. This one is filled with a lot of technicalities

You people just dey waste your time.
Nothing wey you go talk.
People will continue to keep on having sex before Marriage. Infact today, many people will engage in fornication and adultery.

When I was still a bad boy, every Sunday I score at least 5 ladies and they were all highly religious.

That's how it should be.
Life isn't balanced, so things like this will keep happening.

Goalnaldo:
Are you sure they are not the ones seducing him. Girls nowadays ehn. That's how one girl that passes front of my shop will just be looking at me. I even plan to chyk her until I saw her in school uniform few days ago. I said na, this one is underage even though she carry packages

Wow, you just said my mind.
That's the reality of things ooo.
It is well

mariahAngel:
I'm more intrigued with the fact that you noticed that tiny little creature, and even took the time to take a picture of it.
You're in tune with nature.

It's quite easy to spot if you're observant

No be caterpillar be that?
If that thing touch you ehn, you go think say na injection dem give you. Crazy stuff and dem dey chop greens like mad

Wisedove:
It is called upen in my dialect. If it mistakenly get in contact with your skin, you will speak unknown language

I'm telling you.
The pain sharp gan

It will shock you to know that it may even be the girls seducing the guard.

Those secondary school girls are not innocent at all.
I remembered when I was teaching in my uncle's secondary school when I was still a medical student some few years ago, come and see young secondary school girls giving me green light and even seducing me. Young females that are matured in the right place but one thing about me is that I'm opened and will never do underaged, never. No matter what you carry, it'll never move me. So because of that, everyone trusted me and come and see what I was hearing from the girls, Omo no be small thing. Na secondary school girls dey bad pass even if they have little or no experience

falcon01:
I didn't read that and that is bollocks. Anyway, its not even the amount of porn youv've watched, its the categories ahhhh!! the searches you've done when you see you history you feel ashamed of yourself, the weird keywords you put In the search box ahhhhhhhh. Your ancestors are looking at you with disappointment and Disgust and after the whole session you come out looking innocent as if you didn't rub on off to the weirdest video ever created by mankind🤣

Na normal thing na.
Everyone get weird fantasy and fetish na.
Some outgrow and overcome it. Some perish in it.

You're right Op.
Words of wisdom

Op, shey na you write this thing or na copy and paste?

Mcreloaded:
La read la die.
Haha see as it long die

The thing too long. Kilode

You're on the path to self destruction and thank God you're aware of your situation.
By that you're half delivered. Unfortunately you're scared to take a crucial step off the cage of your addictions for you've found comfort in them.

You've to help yourself and the sooner the better for you.

Wishing you quick recovery to your status quo

Esomchi77:
Bos give us advise ;DBoss give us advise

If I'm to give advice I'll share a few.
1. Know what you want in a lady or a Man.
2. Know what you don't want in a lady or a Man.
3. Ladies are very secretive and manipulative, so understand her game very well and use it to your advantage.
4. Guard your resources well. Be generous but not at a disadvantage to yourself
5. Know that other guys will definitely be after your Babe, she may give in to temptation and eventually cheat on you. So prepare for that day.
6. Master the art of telling lies or half truth. Most ladies don't like sincerity/ reality. Understand the game of fantasy and use it to your advantage.
7. Learn how to listen and respond from your heart and not through logic. For most ladies, it's emotions over logic. Learn how to make a lady feel good, be humourous and that doesn't involve you breaking the bank.
8. Be non judgemental and be open, be a Listener and you'll be shocked the number of secrets she'll reveal to you.
9. Learn her love language. According to Garry Chapman, there are five love languages. Know the one she belongs to and use it to your advantage.
10. Ensure she invests in you, that's the goal.
If she invests in you enough, she'll find it difficult to monkey branch. You can misbehave and she'll not leave you alone.

Let me stop here for now

IconicR:
You really think I'm married?

I was just playing and you took it seriously

Toor, I don't know if you're married or not.
But if I'm to guess, I'll say you're not married

IconicR:
I can't leave someone I have kids for

But I'm sure I won't let the person misbehave

The most important thing is I won't marry nonsense, reason I don't give out my feelings so quick, never.

You're not married?

tetralogyfallot:
If this thread no reach front make I bend

E don reach

Ybholy:
MEN MOUNT O 🥵🥵🥵

The 100 million bounty is small for this squad o. I swear.

I can’t risk my life for such 😂😂😂

Make Nigeria police go after them and take the 100 million

Your odeshi no dey work ni?

Kevineleven:
It's deep my brother, it boils down to insecurity in women because most of them are dirty, they don't feel comfortable opening their legs to a decent guy, like someone pointed out they feel like you will judge them.
So they need someone that displays some nasty habit for them to actually feel comfortable.
Psychology.

You don get am

Pathfinder2090:
Then who dey give her?
Check very well oo she fit dey tidy for your back for money except she get reasonable job

I don check very well.
She's tested and trusted.
She get reasonable job

DonroxyII:
Your own is always different ... How could a Med Doc be Mad at the same time ... Hope U ain't a Surgeon sha as Specialisation .. .... Jesus ... Ur own dey cut ✂️ my mind always ... !

Naso we see am o.
I really did crazy things in Med School. I'll try and update my diary Sha. How do you know I'm a surgeon by specialization?

talented321:
With my loud...
I once has a friend who when he wanted to die fight almost everyday..
Village people dey use ur brother head dance azonto in their temple...
Drastic measure' then involve the police na, and from my observation if u treat that guy carelessly and looseguard, somebody will go down in that family because he is desperate to die and will go down with anybody..

One day, this your loud go silence you.

My own no dey ask for money ooo.
Na she dey even give me money sef

PAQ:
He is out there, she just needs to sniff him out.

There is a man out there who finds her very attractive.

Your sarcasm mad. 😂
Sniff ke?
She be bull dog or rottweiler?

Samantha124:
With the way you've been quoting me on different threads today... I'm starting to suspect that you're stalking me.

I don't usually keep people's monikers in my head, but I'm starting to memorize yours.

Is there something you want to tell me but don't know where to start?

Lolz, don't get any ideas in your head woman.
I just find you interesting today hence the quote. Let it remain like that. One love

Samantha124:
It can finish the entire oxygen in the house...🤣🤣🤣

Stop mocking the rich girl joor

I don't know why you guys are bodyshaming such beautiful girl.

If strangers like you all are teasing her and joking about her nose, only God nose (sorry I meant knows) what are close friends would be Saying.

To us, it's fun and nothing serious but do we know the effect of such on the Lady. The Lady will feel mocked and inferior, her self esteem will hit the rock and may culminate into mental disorder if left unchecked.

God nose (sorry knows) we should do better in matters concerning this, including myself.

Love and light

IconicR:
I read he has been raping him since she was 12 that's sad 😢

That's sad and very bad.
The man must be punished

Sounds like a good move.
Doesn't make sense that cement that's produced locally here should sell for a high price. Cement from Nigeria exported to other countries sell at a lower price compared to prices in Nigeria.

Na Nigerians dey do Nigeria.