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NwaAmaikpe:




You disrespected Eke Idemili by picking him up like that with a bamboo.
You should have knelt down with a perfumed hand-glove to pick him up, then put him in your bag and take him home.
Sadly, you missed that golden opportunity.

If I were you and my blessing for this year depended on Eke Idemili's visit, I'd speedily chase away Mama Ramotu from my marital bed and lay Eke Idemili on it.

Nawa ooo.
is this not madness?

why Is everyone so quick to attack the guy? There could be a possibility that he was framed. when police release their reports, they tell only one side of the story. Ha, may one never be framed in life. it is not a good experience.

Amossity:
the guy provoke me ni oo, he should be happy with his 282 , thats above average na, why making those with 1-sometin feels bad. which nigeria uni won't accept 282 in any course choosen.. we too go school na bro if no be say we leave the cert one place to face business

I understand your point friend.
you're making a point sir.
obviously school cert doesn't help the average man in Nigeria. I hate the idea of Job and working for someone.
am currently in 500level medicine but my account balance is in 6 digits. That's not too much but it's average.
The question I ask Young folks that are eager to gain admission is after graduation, what next??

littleguy444:
500level!!! and you did IJMB in 2016 can you please shed more light on this

Sure bro.
I finished secondary School in 2013. I wrote Jamb that same year and had 290 but the result was later cancelled due to mass cheating of the center. it was so painful to me that year. I cried a lot because all my sleepless night was wasted. it was a bad experience for me that year.
my WAEC result was very wonderful. I had 2 A's and 7 B's(two B2 and three B3). very wonderful result.
2014 came and I scored 248 a very low score to me. I chose Unilag but I wasn't given admission despite my aggregate of 67.6% the cut off then was 70%.
That's how 2014 was wasted.
2015 came and I scored 270. I wrote post jamb for both Unilag and EKSU applying for Medicine.
I scored 99% in EKSU post jamb and 69% in Unilag post utme, I was hoping for admission. lo and behold no admission.
That's how my mum's elder sister asked about my admission status and when my mum told her, she wasn't happy about it. she told my mum about IJMB that was in late December. My mum told my dad but he wasn't in support of it because he had no idea about IJMB. WE ALL THOUGHT IT WAS A SCAM! But my Mum decided to go ahead with it because the information was from her sister.
That's how my journey to Ilorin started. I entered Ilorin Jan 3 2016, then it was 35 days to the start of the exam(February 9th). The coordinator asked if I would be interested in writing the exam to gain experience ( he didn't collect any extra charge from my mum) he said my real exam would be in 2017 because the IJMB program is for 9months. I told him I would be interested in writing the exam in 35 days to come. That's how I was registered for the program I was hearing about for the first time. it was a very challenging time for me then. I had never read so much in my life as I read then. I read an average of 9 chapters per day, it wasn't easy at all. I didn't want to wait till 2017, I wanted to give it all my best and I did.
in 35 days, I covered the entire syllabus of over 180 topics and when the results finally came out, I had 14points just 2 points shy of the maximum 16points. I couldn't believe my eyes. I was so glad.
2016 was a very wonderful year to me. There was no post jamb that year and I gained admission from three different universities that year. two universities have me Medicine the last one gave me Anatomy.
Thanks so much for IJMB. If not for IJMB, I wouldn't be in 500level right now. IJMB gave me admission into 200level Medicine. it was a wonderful experience, a very wonderful experience.

kindly overlook all my Typos and errors. I am obviously not an English freak. I had B3 in my WAEC. Thanks

aikyg:
Why do you want to go and study Medicine when you can easily get a better course like Electronics Engineering and Computer Engineering? Please, listen to what God is telling you. Biology is clearly not your strong point, and that's a signal that Medicine is not for you. Goodluck!

Not entirely true bro.
Biology is not *necessary* for you to be a good student in Medicine.

igwedehxy:
Pls I Need Ur Comments. My Jamb Score Is Not Satisfactory

Pls I am aspiring for medicine and surgery at EKSU. I am not an indegene and definitely not Yoruba. Pls advice if I stand a chance or not considering Eksu dont write post time exams. Will appreciate ur contributions

By the way, is this your first Jamb?

igwedehxy:
Pls I Need Ur Comments. My Jamb Score Is Not Satisfactory

Pls I am aspiring for medicine and surgery at EKSU. I am not an indegene and definitely not Yoruba. Pls advice if I stand a chance or not considering Eksu dont write post time exams. Will appreciate ur contributions

EKSU? let me factual with you op.
1. you need connections.
there is a probability that you can get admitted without connections but the probability is very low.
One of my friends had 310 in Jamb last year but wasn't given admission.
in 2015 I had 270 in my Jamb and scored 99% in my post jamb but I wasn't given admission that year. very funny school.
To those doubting my 99% I will upload the result when I find it.
I later had to do IJMBE in 2016, that got me into Unilorin. By the grace of God, am currently in 500level medicine.
can't wait to finish and venture into business.
Medicine is making me too lazy for my liking. Such a very simple and overrated course..

Nikeballer:
Is EKSU an accredited school?

yes, they got accredited last year

Amossity:
I was hoping to see sometin like 170 but I saw 284.... stupid fellow ... enter uni now go become king of carry overs,, Alia ni ete loru(ungrateful element)

Guy, did the op offend you?
PS: Never wish something to others that you don't want to happen to yourself.
Be wise

TylerDurden:
Marketers get forex outside CBN rates.

Marketers then have to compete with NNPC which imports fuel with govt rebates at lower FOREX rates.

How do you expect them to sell at the same price when NNPC is even claiming to be selling at a loss and are declaring meeting the downstream sector demand as ''under recovery''


Make una get sense.

Guy you get sense jare.
ordinary folks won't understand your explanation.
kudos to you.

WonderManly:
https://punchng.com/suspected-herdsmen-kill-ex-gov-aspirant-in-rivers/?fbclid=IwAR3bu8eBtpfCywL4qS_UlziqH90voE55V8bMfZjiVVOoq9F3QE0UYr-mNN8

it is an inside something.
just staged to decieve the public and the police.
1. high index of suspicion should be the brother. it's likely he is involved indirectly in one way or the other.
IYKYK#

The king says: things are getting more interesting, been off school for about two months now. First started with Medical PhD saga followed by ASUU strike and now the Corona strike in a uni that has the reputation of academic continuity. well, the king likes school but he loves the throne more. Keep on striking! yada

MiVida:
I'm in the same thing right now... She mustn't sniff me close to another girl, always telling me she loves me, always playing with me in public to claim ownership.... You should thank your God that yours is a long distance thingy.


It's suffocating!

Pele, most girls that are in love have insecurity issues. They don't want other girls to snatch their man

pazzini:
Pls, I need advise on how to really handle this issue. My girlfriend wants us to be talking every day and I sometimes get bored by that. Even when I try to avoid her at least a day by telling her I don't have airtime, she would call me even if she doesn't have airtime she would borrow. Kindly advise!

lol.... I will not talk

solex2346:
At all,she always comes up with an excuse that she's not feeling fine,she want her to stay with her parents so that they can monitor her health pending the time she comes back

she obviously doesn't trust you with the maid.

Vortex369:
You are assuming that all your questions, have different answers, but what you did not expect, is that all those questions, have just one common answer.

You do not need a lover -

Yes, you are complete, and need no other else to complement you.

Why you feel you need someone, is the sensation from hormonal imbalances masquerading as loneliness and need to be with someone.

The need to be with someone must be taken as such. When you understand that, then you can begin to evaluate who you want to be with outside the periscope of romance.

No sex relationships will keep your cerebral cortex on alert without interference from the lympic system that controls your emotion.

In essence, if you need a friend, find a friend, if you need sex find some sex, but if you need sex from a friend, then first of all have a great friend and convert such to sex friend or lover.

Anyone can have sex, but not everyone can be intelligent and emotionally mature and up to par, so first find an up to par personality before diving into sex.

Did I mention that you do not need love? If I didnt mention, then I must have forgotten. No one needs love, but you want some once in a while to reset your minds from stress, but not all the time.

you obviously need a lover.

cRobo:
I won't say a word

you just said a word sir. . and you're not too wise... Too much of wiseness is foolishness and too much of foolishness is wiseness. if you can comprehend, you are near. if you can't you're far. By saying, I won't say a word is already 5words spoken sir!

Lamanii22:
I know... No doubt... I just cannot live under the sea ... Tell that to the king!

The king says: will you like to live in my palace then?

scorpiogal:
Please mods, help push to front page for a larger view... My brother was sent on an errand on Saturday 7th March 2020, and he didn’t return home.

He’s name is Peter, He’s 20years... we’ve searched all around and made a police report.

He was last seen at Ogba, behind excellence hotel, odusami street, Lagos state.

Please if he’s found, which we pray that he is, kindly contact these numbers below:

08130450384

07063418873

Or kindly take him to the nearest police station. Thank you and God bless.

@ Op, is this Peter Tomisin??
looks so much like him.

XhosaNostra:
Erm...okay.

Good.

SassyGem101:

I feel like tickling you right now, but I can't do that cos am a king..

mytime24:
I was here

what are you looking for here bad girl? do you need sperm?

Kingjames96:
I tickle my brother's wife on her waist sometimes and she laughs and don't complain. is it wrong? what is your opinion?

wait, you call yourself a king?
what you did doesn't befit the status of a king.
The king says: and one thing go lead to something ooo.

SassyGem101:
Hot slap dey hungry that bro in-law that will.try that with me.
Op, you're operating under what we call..... Never mind. A name has not be given to that curse yet.

sassygem, pesin no fit play with you again?

justnock:
Every yellow pawpaw lady is possessed...in the mind of an average Nigerian.

Let me tell you a story;
A friend of mine went to his church on Sunday morning. He sat beside a very pretty lady, in the church hall. He had a chat with the lady just before the service commenced properly. He asked her for her phone number but she said after the service. My homeboy was cool with that. He had fallen for her, already.
During the service, the man of God began praying and the lady started to manifest.
She fell to the floor and started rolling like a snake.
Question: If you were to be in my friend's shoes, would you still collect her phone number after the service?

very funny, but I'll still collect her number.

Chamber2000:
And I wan toast u before. Sorry no vex for my thought.


I dey fear mammy water and Pappy water biko

lol... guy summon up courage jare... this girl beautiful die..

internationalman:
I Currently have this very nice homely girl, but out of the blue I just suddenly lost interest in her. Though she is yet to know she's dating herself.

Girls easily fall in love with me... The problem is I tend to like them more when they are not too into me.

The moment I realize she's all into me is the moment I start losing interest..

That's my experience so far with girls..

Hmmmm...That's the life of a king

Lamanii22:
I try not to believe these things... But sometimes I feel like I am connected to the waters somehow... The more reason I have never visited the beach before.... I have Jesus, but I haven't had that courage to visit the beach...

The king says: you're a queen... but of the coast.

XhosaNostra:
Don't be deceived. Can you handle my kind of load?

your load is too small. I have enough fulcrum and effort..

husbandsnatcha:
...that's not me , I was half fat then but slim now

you snatch people's husband?

MetalJigsaw:
Clearly you are an unbeliever and you don't read the holy bible
Brother you have to near Jesus Christ now that you're alive
Do not think it is by your power because That is the thought of fools. God loves you

To be fore warned

1 Corinthians 10:14 So, my very dear friends, when you see people reducing God to something they can use or control, get out of their company as fast as you can.

MetalJigsaw:
Clearly you are an unbeliever and you don't read the holy bible
Brother you have to near Jesus Christ now that you're alive
Do not think it is by your power because That is the thought of fools. God loves you

To be fore warned

The king says: I am not an unbeliever, neither am I a believer. I have gone past that level of believing a long time ago. The problem with humans is that they do something wrong and ask God to fix it. is God a fixer??
when you see people reducing God to what they can use or for their own purposes, run away from their company.
all of you claiming believer up and down are just charlatans and fakes!