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Hotfreez:
But I do, that's why I'm replying you unfortunate bastard.

Your elders at home are lower than animals and they bark like rabid dogs. Stupid cursed nonentity.

you're so pained eyah.
have you eaten grass yet?

chatinent:
Truth is 60 percent of ladies practice lesbianism.

80%

@op, that's the recipe to last longer on bed na.
you no broke jare.
anyways, brokeness is in levels. I currently have 6digits figure in my bank account but have never felt so broke in my life. don't come and preach contentment to me, my taste is very high. nonetheless, I make money the legit way.

I have heard a lot of derogatory words targeted towards me. I don't call them painful because I never accepted them. No words can pain me or pull me down because I am always true to myself.
I remember in my secondary School, My geography and my chemistry once told me they were disappointed in me, they seriously bashed me but guess what, I ended up having As in both subject in WAEC. I look so small in stature but am mighty in nature, once I converse in you, you will find intelligence..
so do not let people's opinions or idea about you affect how you think or behave. do not let it put you down for he that is in you is far greater than them that are in the world..

Maryjane001:
It was back then in secondary school. I had this class teacher who liked intelligent students and disliked the others esp those at the bottom like me....
I didn't know y tho...

I recall a day she gathered the whole class and was talking Abt her past life in d University. D next thing, Aunty turned to me and started comparing me to the highly intelligent ones. I was used to it, she insulting me in front of the whole class was nothing new. But dat day she bore a hole in my heart when she said...
"She prays never to give birth to a child like me with no brains and anti-social attitude like me. If she could turn d hands of time, dat her son/daughter would marry one of the intelligent ones in our class and not end up like me. She even called me a hermit crab and talked about quiet people having mouth odor"
Omo dat day eh, my classmates taunted me,I went to the back and cried, then cried d remaining at home. I never told my parents cuz they had stopped asking Abt whatever happened in xkul and were busy hustling so we could eat.
But guess what? She taught us biology, ND I scored 94/100 in Jamb biology.
She had a negative impact on my life and sadly it still affects me till today....
Even a day before yesterday, a guy told me to my face dat I had potentials but I just lacked self confidence...

oh, do you need help?
I can help you though. if you're interested

Hotfreez:
Why won't you be talking nonsense with your head like cashew. My friend, if you have nothing sensible to say, enter bush and start barking.

you just confirmed that you're a lower form of being even lower than the animals.
I asked you a question and all you could do was bark?
Mr. Man, please grow up. I don't converse with animals. Thanks

littleguy444:
judging by this it shows that you are an extraordinary student will you mind sharing some reading tips with me

okay no problem.
you can message me on WhatsApp. 09024387119

spencestanlis:
bro please can we chat on watsapp. Thanks

Alright, you can contact me through 09024387119

Hotfreez:
Could even be his grandfather that reincarnated as a snake.

Each man to his own believe!
so you were once a snake?
am sure lala killed you then.
you're a grown up man but you're still thinking like a snake. Am not surprised since that's what you claim to be

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr

Well done niggarrr
Thanks for not killing that beautiful python

These are not dangerous

The rate at which we kill them these days, their population will soon be threatened. Lets learn to live peacefully with these beautiful snakes. They don't bite to attack and to defend. They only swallow small animals
If you keep your cool, a human - python cohabitation is very possible.


Even the cobra, black mamba and Taipan that are poisonous only bite to defend
Because i dey reason am why he be say if snake come meet us for house them nor dey harm us. Sometimes self you fit live with snake for two years inside house them nor go do you anything

There is no way you can be bitten by a snake in a residential building
Which means they respect us
So lets learn how to respect them
Please lets learn to live and stay with this beautiful creature called snake

I hate snakes!
may a venomous snake strike you one day and I pray you survive it and when it happens, I hope you will be able to live according to what you typed above. Amen

NwaAmaikpe:




You disrespected Eke Idemili by picking him up like that with a bamboo.
You should have knelt down with a perfumed hand-glove to pick him up, then put him in your bag and take him home.
Sadly, you missed that golden opportunity.

If I were you and my blessing for this year depended on Eke Idemili's visit, I'd speedily chase away Mama Ramotu from my marital bed and lay Eke Idemili on it.

Nawa ooo.
is this not madness?

why Is everyone so quick to attack the guy? There could be a possibility that he was framed. when police release their reports, they tell only one side of the story. Ha, may one never be framed in life. it is not a good experience.

Amossity:
the guy provoke me ni oo, he should be happy with his 282 , thats above average na, why making those with 1-sometin feels bad. which nigeria uni won't accept 282 in any course choosen.. we too go school na bro if no be say we leave the cert one place to face business

I understand your point friend.
you're making a point sir.
obviously school cert doesn't help the average man in Nigeria. I hate the idea of Job and working for someone.
am currently in 500level medicine but my account balance is in 6 digits. That's not too much but it's average.
The question I ask Young folks that are eager to gain admission is after graduation, what next??

littleguy444:
500level!!! and you did IJMB in 2016 can you please shed more light on this

Sure bro.
I finished secondary School in 2013. I wrote Jamb that same year and had 290 but the result was later cancelled due to mass cheating of the center. it was so painful to me that year. I cried a lot because all my sleepless night was wasted. it was a bad experience for me that year.
my WAEC result was very wonderful. I had 2 A's and 7 B's(two B2 and three B3). very wonderful result.
2014 came and I scored 248 a very low score to me. I chose Unilag but I wasn't given admission despite my aggregate of 67.6% the cut off then was 70%.
That's how 2014 was wasted.
2015 came and I scored 270. I wrote post jamb for both Unilag and EKSU applying for Medicine.
I scored 99% in EKSU post jamb and 69% in Unilag post utme, I was hoping for admission. lo and behold no admission.
That's how my mum's elder sister asked about my admission status and when my mum told her, she wasn't happy about it. she told my mum about IJMB that was in late December. My mum told my dad but he wasn't in support of it because he had no idea about IJMB. WE ALL THOUGHT IT WAS A SCAM! But my Mum decided to go ahead with it because the information was from her sister.
That's how my journey to Ilorin started. I entered Ilorin Jan 3 2016, then it was 35 days to the start of the exam(February 9th). The coordinator asked if I would be interested in writing the exam to gain experience ( he didn't collect any extra charge from my mum) he said my real exam would be in 2017 because the IJMB program is for 9months. I told him I would be interested in writing the exam in 35 days to come. That's how I was registered for the program I was hearing about for the first time. it was a very challenging time for me then. I had never read so much in my life as I read then. I read an average of 9 chapters per day, it wasn't easy at all. I didn't want to wait till 2017, I wanted to give it all my best and I did.
in 35 days, I covered the entire syllabus of over 180 topics and when the results finally came out, I had 14points just 2 points shy of the maximum 16points. I couldn't believe my eyes. I was so glad.
2016 was a very wonderful year to me. There was no post jamb that year and I gained admission from three different universities that year. two universities have me Medicine the last one gave me Anatomy.
Thanks so much for IJMB. If not for IJMB, I wouldn't be in 500level right now. IJMB gave me admission into 200level Medicine. it was a wonderful experience, a very wonderful experience.

kindly overlook all my Typos and errors. I am obviously not an English freak. I had B3 in my WAEC. Thanks

aikyg:
Why do you want to go and study Medicine when you can easily get a better course like Electronics Engineering and Computer Engineering? Please, listen to what God is telling you. Biology is clearly not your strong point, and that's a signal that Medicine is not for you. Goodluck!

Not entirely true bro.
Biology is not *necessary* for you to be a good student in Medicine.

igwedehxy:
Pls I Need Ur Comments. My Jamb Score Is Not Satisfactory

Pls I am aspiring for medicine and surgery at EKSU. I am not an indegene and definitely not Yoruba. Pls advice if I stand a chance or not considering Eksu dont write post time exams. Will appreciate ur contributions

By the way, is this your first Jamb?

igwedehxy:
Pls I Need Ur Comments. My Jamb Score Is Not Satisfactory

Pls I am aspiring for medicine and surgery at EKSU. I am not an indegene and definitely not Yoruba. Pls advice if I stand a chance or not considering Eksu dont write post time exams. Will appreciate ur contributions

EKSU? let me factual with you op.
1. you need connections.
there is a probability that you can get admitted without connections but the probability is very low.
One of my friends had 310 in Jamb last year but wasn't given admission.
in 2015 I had 270 in my Jamb and scored 99% in my post jamb but I wasn't given admission that year. very funny school.
To those doubting my 99% I will upload the result when I find it.
I later had to do IJMBE in 2016, that got me into Unilorin. By the grace of God, am currently in 500level medicine.
can't wait to finish and venture into business.
Medicine is making me too lazy for my liking. Such a very simple and overrated course..

Nikeballer:
Is EKSU an accredited school?

yes, they got accredited last year

Amossity:
I was hoping to see sometin like 170 but I saw 284.... stupid fellow ... enter uni now go become king of carry overs,, Alia ni ete loru(ungrateful element)

Guy, did the op offend you?
PS: Never wish something to others that you don't want to happen to yourself.
Be wise

TylerDurden:
Marketers get forex outside CBN rates.

Marketers then have to compete with NNPC which imports fuel with govt rebates at lower FOREX rates.

How do you expect them to sell at the same price when NNPC is even claiming to be selling at a loss and are declaring meeting the downstream sector demand as ''under recovery''


Make una get sense.

Guy you get sense jare.
ordinary folks won't understand your explanation.
kudos to you.