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Satan66:
Am in Nigeria where I can be lynced to death and the people will say I was the wizard within the compound.
Atheism isn't accepted here even though it's the truth.
There's no God, Several naria lenders have proved this but you're too ignorant towards the truth.

Psalms 14:2. The fool says in his heart;'there is no God'

dalass:
Did he accept the gospel?

why should he?

bjprodint:
May we b given d grace to hear and do God's will

what is God's will that you want to do?

kingxsamz:
Tb Joshua said Corona virus will end in 10 days, so let's not panic.

sir, go and sleep.
learn your numbers

MetalJigsaw:
Sad News. This is Getting more serious and Gain.more ground But I Believe God will keep on.protecting our.dear country.Nigeria from it Till the.end Amen

why should God keep on protecting our 'dear country'?? is it his duty?

cRobo:
So far so good
It seems coronavirus is only affecting the rich

Then you must be poor, no?

Witcher:
Good

Are you a sage?

Witcher:
Without, the night was cold and wet, but in the small parlour of Laburnam mud room the blinds were drawn and the fire burned brightly. Father and son were at chess, the former, who possessed ideas about the game involving radical changes, putting his king into such sharp and unnecessary perils that it even provoked comment from the white-haired old lady knitting placidly by the fire.

"Hark at the wind," said Mr. Kabiru, who, having seen a fatal mistake after it was too late, was amiably desirous of preventing his son from seeing it.

"I'm listening," said the latter, grimly surveying the board as he stretched out his hand. "Check."

"I should hardly think that he'd come to-night," said his father, with his hand poised over the board.

"Mate," replied the son.

"That's the worst of living so far out," bawled Mr. Kabiru, with sudden and unlooked-for violence; "of all the beastly, slushy, out-of-the-way places to live in, this is the worst. Pathway's a bog, and the road's a torrent. I don't know what people are thinking about. I suppose because only two houses in the road are let, they think it doesn't matter."

"Never mind, dear," said his wife, soothingly; "perhaps you'll win the next one."

Excerpt from?
will like to read the book

Am currently 22 and am still a virgin. nothing special about being a virgin

OP do you believe in the Bible?
read proverbs 31: 1-10.
am currently in 500level, and am currently facing your predicaments but somehow much worse.
my story is quite funny but I changed it. Nobody decides your destiny other than you! just be conscious of your future and the consequences of your actions. once you're aware, you can do whatever you want and won't be wrong.

Hmmmm... the words I want to speak are unspeakable words!

I remember some time ago, I only wanted to marry a virgin because I was a virgin myself.
but with all the kind of Girls I have come into contact with over 200 girls. I have come to a conclusion; they are all stupid.
well everyone is stupid, the question is who exposed your stupidity?

LordReed:
The king is a dunce. Primal innocence is a ridiculous concept as primal connotes instinctive which is all about passions and adding innocence which connotes lack of discernment. So the dunce king wants you in an instinctive state of lack of discernment and is calling that excellent, what a clueless king.

Our humanity got us the device you are using to post the nonsense advice from an intoxicated king.

THE KING SAYS: To be free from the passions and to be calm is the most excellent way.

kingxsamz:
Smh...
I'm sure there wouldn't be any difference if one said 802 days and the other 208 days...

There is no difference na.
you don't know your numbers, you need to go back to the kindergarten.

Juventus4life:
Woah! no way

Lol, does it freak you out?

LordReed:
That king is wrong. Passions are part of what it is to be human. If the king is saying we should deny our humanity then that king is high on something bad for his health.

The king is right.
The excellent way reverts you to your primal innocence. it takes you above the level of humanity.
what has your humanity gotten you to?
The king says: To be free of the passions and to be calm is the most excellent way.

Juventus4life:
What abt dick entering that same place she pee. Just curiosity.

just imagine candle entering where you pee from. that's how it feels...

is she worried? don't worry,I get her covered. I can do vaginoplasty for her free of charge. you can tell her to contact me..

THE KING SAYS: Be a king over yourself and.. .

kingxsamz:
Lies...
TB Joshua already said it will expire in 12 days...
Unless you two aren't serving the same god or you two are misleading the masses by claiming to receive prophecies from God.
Smh scammers.

hmmmm..... one said 12 another said 21.
there is actually no difference, 12 can become 21 depending on which figure comes first..

THE KING SAYS: TO BE FREE OF PASSIONS AND TO BE CALM IS THE MOST EXCELLENT WAY

Conner44:
Chai these African grey parrots can talk and make noise ehn. Maybe the elder bro Dey always sneak to kitchen for night and his bro placed one parrot each in the kitchen and parlor. By 2am last night see Wetin the elder bro hear as him tiptoe comot for room.

PARROT A: alpha hailing delta. Intruder sighted and approaching your location from the west. be advised perpetrator is armed with a torchlight and stainless spoon. Over.

PARROT B: roger ... roger ... delta reading alpha. Initiating high decibel alert measures in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...

Omo those parrots gatz to go

LMAO.... this is so hilarious

The king says: Corona means crown from "coronation" so why give a virus a crown. The very fact you named it so makes it a king over you. you cannot be affected by any disease if you're a king over yourself. learn and be wise

The only problem I have with people is that they will not own up to mistakes. They are shift blamers and always find excuse in everything they do wrong.
Accept the wrong doing and apologize if need be, but no, it is very difficult to accept that you're in the wrong and the other is in the right.

The king says:Women will always be women, they are usually behind the fall of most great men in history. The only exception to the rule are virtuous women(Proverbs 31).
just imagine, my supposed girlfriend invited me to spend the night with her in her parents home because her parents travelled.

is she married?

The king says: Let the strike go on, leeme keep enjoying the throne!

That's a very rare coconut called "marasmic coconut". to every rule, there is an exception. this kind of coconut is just an exception to the rule

The king says: men, na correct sex enhancer be that ooo. mix with honey+banana+watermelon. wonderful recipe to make your girl come back asking for more.

The king says: snail's soup is the best!

GuyWise101:
Often times you here guys complaining about their girlfriends but you hardly here single guy's complain....


So I am asking single guys here... How is life without a girlfriend.


As for me I don't have a girlfriend and life feel so good here... bank account intant, wallet full and no nagging and other sh!ts.

The king says:
life without a girlfriend is full of Bliss and glamour!

The king says: go on strike, am not ready to leave the throne!