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hi everyone, how is uti planning to rock the house and the babes with his wedding band on and his wife watching him daily from naija

duck, taste like chicken but a bit oily

Is the Attached pix Maureen Solomon, because this one does not look Nigeria to me?!!!!!!!!!!! I google and got this from images.

depending on the environment some children don't get allowances so being grounded is out of the question,also not all kids enjoy the privilege of having a play station so that too is out of it but even the bible says " spare the rod and spoil the child"simply meaning to correct a child he needs to be smacked with a cane.

In all fairness i do not think that it is right to have more than one wife cos he definitely can not love them equally, but you know men now they like wahala a lot and when they set out their minds to do someting they must do it, i think that once a man take the step of marrying a second wife he can marry a third, forth and even fifth the hardest step is marrying the second one and the rest follow.

TERRIBLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

well let me say being shy is not as bad as people make it sound

AngelaZ:
It's terribly bad, it kills your expressions, emotions, visions and dreams.
Can't be an achiever, it leads to loneliness and can be a silent killer,
WATCH OUT AND WAKE UP!

I for one I'm a shy person it helps me in a way cos i really select my friends very well and anywhere i go i look around before i mix up this has helped me a lot cos it does not take me time to read people even though i can keep to my self a lot i have friends and very good ones too and i say my mind too much sef, even though i am a very patient person when i get tired of being patient i blow up and it is terrible.

I therefore do not think that being shy as Angelz put it please take a closer look and I'm sure you'll discover differently.

Infact it is so pathetic so that even though I'm not close to her i was shocked, then i wonder what trauma Baba is going through infact he has loss weight obviously i think he needs support. Its so tragic. so sad.Walahi lets pray for God to give him the fortitude to bear this great loss.

I do not think that God has anything to do with disasters cos God loves his people and has no desire for them to suffer, Gen 8:21-22 God promised never to curse the earth because of man.

I will say it the devil because in the book of Job 1:6-15 The devil saw that job was comfortable and was a God fearing man he then took permission from God to test him a severe test indeed.

goodguy:
From the days of Abraham, Moses, etc, God always used natural disasters to punish those who violated his rules.

so i do not agree with this quote from goodguy since after the death of Christ all our sins have been accounted for even the once we have not committed cos when the lord Jesus Christ came by his death he atoned for all our sins.

If my mum is a witch then she needs deliverance so what I'll do is take her to a pastor to deliver her,infact light and darkness have nothing in common so as soon as she gets there i believe the devil will start looking for where to hide and she will be delivered then, I'll make sure she receives Christ as her lord and personal Saviour so that she will not go back again cos it will be worst if she goes back cos as the bible says the spirit will go and bring with it 7 others spirits stronger than itself and add to itself to go into the person.

Some people get initiated into witch craft without knowing or they inherit from their mothers or grand mothers by the time they are in they do not know what to do about it even if they do not like the things that they do but don't know what do about it they also think that God Almighty cannot accommodate their sins so they prefer not to bother which is wrong.

It is our responsibility as Christians the bring them to Christ abi.

Even in the Bible faithful people died terrible deaths Steven was stoned to death, even Jesus Christ himself was hung on the cross. If you don't die how do you how do you get to heaven.

nferyn:
There is no correlation between whether or not you follow the bible and what befals you. Why else would ther be so many faithfull dying the most horrible deaths?

Hi good question but don't you think we should mourn her first before we think of who will replace her? cos the way i see it Baba was really hit hard by her death so to think of getting a new first lady now. I don't think it is good idea discussing it now we could discuss this in a few weeks after the shock of this loss dies down a bit at least.

How you see am? just my own view sha.Chao.

I attend Living Faith Church A K A Winners Chapel.

You all have said well and all there is to say concerning this topic but let me add that, you will notice that the reason why there is strong belief in the Bible is because most of the acts in the Bible were right and those that did wrong got their repercussion for it, those that did right were rewarded for it and all these apply to our everyday lives too if you are a good person you are  always blessed one way or the other by those that recognise it you stand out anywhere you go or even if someone cheats him/her they do not go Scot free

I don't know if i make sense there but well that is what i think.

well I do not believe in church I believe in God so Igo to anywhere I learn the teaching of God and his son Jesus Christ but at present I attend Living Faith Church AKA Winners Chapel.

Baba Sege got an invitation from the Queen of England to come and visit her in
England. One afternoon, while drinking tea, he asked the queen her
success
secret.

She told him that she relies on her people a lot and therefore she must
be certain that they are intelligent. She decided to show him exactly what
she meant and phoned Tony Blair. "Now listen carefully, Mr. Obasanjo, I'm
going to ask Mr. Blair a question to determine his intelligence."

Queen: "Oh! hello Mr Blair, I have a question for you: your mother has
a child, and your father has a child. This child is not your brother and
is not your sister. Who is he? "
Tony Blair: It's ME!"
Queen: "Correct! Thank you, bye"

"Did you get that Mr. Obasanjo?" the queen asked. "Yes, thanks a lot,
I'll definitely be using that! "

Once back in Nigeria he decided that he has doubts about Ken Nnamani
and he's going to ask him the question. He arranged a meeting
with him and asked him:"Ken Nnamani I have a question for you; your mother
has a child and your father has a child. The child is not your brother
and is not your sister, who is he?." Ken thinks...... and thinks, "Em......
you must give me some time to think about it." And Mr.! Obasanjo decided to
give him a day to come out with an answer.

That afternoon,Ken Nnamani called a meeting to discuss the question,
but NOBODY knew the answer. They drew up a Nnamani family tree, but to no
avail. The next morning, he realised he has to give Obasanjo an answer
and as a last resort, he decided to phone Jerry Rawlings of Ghana. "
Jerry, your mother has a child and your father has a child. The child is not
your brother and is not your sister, who is he?" Jerry answers immediately.
"Hey, Ken, It's me of course, you dumb Nigerian!"

Ken then rushed to Obasanjo's office, very impressed to know the answer
to such a difficult question. "Mr. President, I know who he is, it's
Jerry Rawlings!"
Obasanjo: "Jerry Rawlings ko , Jerry Gana ni. You are such a
stupid senate president. I'll make sure you're removed from office. The
child is

"TONY BLAIR !"

Have a good Day

Who is Dumber of the two what leaders we have!

Whao this is hard but not for the guys because it's the guys that like using the "Big Grammar" anyway to impress us babes.

Well I must say I'm impressed but ... just a little.

I wonder where you got that from, it sure is funny.

diakim:
This guy certainly has his head in the clouds. It is like living life in the reverse gear

I think i agree completely with Diakim on this one.

Cool

oh that's funny.

What do you call an eternity?
Four Blondes at a four way stop.

Why do Blondes have "TGIF" written on their shoes?
Toes Go In First.

What do smart Blondes and UFO's have in commom?
You alway hear about them but you never see them.

What did the Blondes say when she opened the box of Cheerios?
Oh look,daddy ... doughnut seeds.

Why did the Blonde stare at a can of frozen orange juice?
Because it said concentrate.

Why do Blondes always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.

How can you tell when a Blonde sends you a fax?
It has a stamp on it.

Why can't Blondes dail 911?
They can't find the eleven on the phone.

What do you do if a Blonde throws a pin at up?
Run,she's got a grenade in her mouth.

How can you tell if a Blonde has been using your computer?
There is whiteout all over the monitor.

A brunette goes to the doctor and as she touches each part of her body with her finger she says ,"doctor it hurts everywhere. My leg hurts,my arm hurts,my neck hurts,and even my head hurts!" The doctor asks,"were you ever a blonde?" "yes, i was."she replies."Why did you ask?" The doctor answers,Because your finger is broken!"

A blonde and a brunette were walking outside when the brunette said,"oh,look at the dead bird." The Blonde looked skyward and said Where,Where?"

How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch & sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.

Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one?
You have to hollow out the head.

Did you hear about two Blondes that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive in movie theater?
They went to see "closed for the winter".

Why won't they hire blondes as pharmacists?
They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriter.

well Great peter,you've solved this mystery you know,first of all those involved have been warned the first time so i don't think you should take any chances you know that in this country now we are trying to fish out bad eggs and employ the people that really want and deserve to work those that will value this job they have been given to do and this can only be possible with the likes of you and I actively participating the Government can not do this alone.

Secondly,you do not hold the keys to the store so the person responsible for the store you say is your direct boss, I think that you should let him know what is going on so that he can take precaution maybe he won't even dismiss them from work but he will collect the keys from them so they would not have access to the wares again but if you do not let your superiors know only God knows who will find the things next time and what the culprits will say to be able to go scout free they might end up implicating you just to keep their jobs.

My brother even the bible those not support you hiding evil, finally I'll say to obey is better than sacrifice.Think about it and I pray you take the right decision.

Dorcas.

well my real name is DORCAS K. H as you all well know.

two guys met at a dusty country road.One of them is carrying a big bag labeled, "chickens".

"Chickens,eh?" says one guy.Hey, if t guess how many chickens you've got, will you give me one?"

"Heck," says the guy with the bag,"iffin you guess right ,i'll give you both of them.

The other scatches his head and guesses,"um...five?"

Don't you think these guys are dumber than Blondes.

I can imagine the stress you must have gone through to get that done i give you kudos.

I'm sure live with a woman for you to have come up with a whole recipe of what most women have the opportunity to enjoy only once in a while, after what we go through everyday of our lives since we are the stronger sex. If we do not get to bath that vigorously once in a while I'm assure you that no guy will be coming around so leave us jare make we enjoy ourselves while we can.

That was a good one so what did mallam kai do. He exited as per exodus abi.
Very funny.

A man was walking across the road when he met with an accident.The impact was on his head which caused him to be in a coma for 2 days.When he opened his eyes, his wife was by his side.

He told her (intears),"When I was struggling with my studies in the university,I failed again and again. Sometimes I even had to retake the papers.You were there by my side, encouraging me to go on trying."

She squeezed his hands as he continued,When I went for major interviews and failed to clinch any of the jobs,you were there,cutting out the jobs ads for me to apply..."

He added,"...then I started working in this little firm and finally got a big contract. I blew it because of a small mistake. but you are still there for me."

His wife was in tears. The man said," I finally got a job after being laid off for quite sometime.But I never seemed to be promoted and my hard work was not recognised. I remained in the same position from the day I joined the company till now.you are still beside me..."

His wife's tears trickled down as she listened to him,"And now I met with an accident and when I woke up, you are here with me. There's something i'll really like to say to you..." she flung herself on the bed and hugged her husband,sobbing with deep emotion.

Finally her husband said,"I think you bring me bad luck."

Let's forget about taking Nigeria places here and face it let's Genevieve try to improve the quality of the movies they act here that when compared to American movies 1% to 100% ,first before she think of going to Hollywood because hollywood is serious business.

Anyway it is good to have dreams they keep one going you no.

Dorcas.

Well i don't really watch Nigerian movies my self but even if i get to watch one or two i prefer those ones in local setting those that talk more about culture and tradition .you know that those kind of movies do not need faking so the fakeness the is apparent in Nigerian movies those that the actors/actresses are trying to be oyinbo by force.

Those like the staff of Ozo,lost Kingdom and the likes portray some culture in Nigeria so Seun I'm sure you've never tried to like bring yourself to try and enjoy these movies that is why you don't enjoy them. you could be a critic and help these people improve instead of sitting on the edge and saying i don't like Nigeria movies i don't watch the American movies you enjoy did not become flawless over night people criticised them to be able to make them better and even then they are still being criticised.

Nigeria is our country let's take it and salvage it together.

Dorcas.

well sorry Greatpeter if you do not like my opinion but that's mine anyway, that is why you are entitle to your.

Dorcas.

As far as I'm concerned the crack very dry jokes and the amazing thing is that they actually laugh at them, when as far as I'm concerned they are boring,i very much agree with you Seun hat the funny comedians are black and i must say African.

well apart from there always being a part two the part two of all Naija movies are always unnecessary because it always seems as if the story had already ended in part to one so all they do is flash back on part one in part two ans just add a little bit to end to movie which i think is terrible.

Don't they see how South Africans act movies? then instead of them to act like Naijarian the adopt oyinbo style and start speaking phoenee.....
why can't we be ourselves for Christs sakes infact i don't understand...walahi.

You can imagine that someone supposed to be dressed for bed or someone having a bath still has make up on or is still wearing jewelries.

Then someone playing the role of a millionaire in a hummer jeep puts on cheep clothes,shoes and the likes i mean when you play a role play it through and through.

I can go on and on but as bootysue said " we have a long way to go but, we will get there with live critics coming on air regularly." I hope we get there fast though cos it's becoming embarrassing.