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Politics / Re: "You Forged Your School Certificate" - Soludo Attacks Ubah During Debate by dotedote: 3:44pm On Nov 01, 2021
Na wetin una Sabi be dat
Like for right
Share for left.

Aidejay:
Like for Charles Soludo share for Andy Uba.
Quote for Maduka.

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Sports / Re: Oshoala Scores A Brace & Provides An Assist As Barcelona Beat Real Sociedad 8-1 by dotedote: 7:26am On Nov 01, 2021
*Hate Dey Cause Stroke*



EmekaBlue:
Other female teams can't stand this barca why?!

Oshoala just dey cruise there because of the clean passes she gets with breast filled female goalkeepers who can't dive well to save ball but for Super falcons i watched her, she really gat nothing interesting to offer

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Family / Re: My Wife Is Always Sad Whenever I Send Money To My Family by dotedote: 1:18pm On Oct 28, 2021
So you bragged about being married in the midst of your friends abi ?
Na mumu you be

officialmario:


Something about her is that, if I buy a boxer I have to buy her a pant too, just to make it perfect, if I don't buy her own, it's going to be war.

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Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo: Arsene Wenger Reveals Major Problem With Manchester Utd Star by dotedote: 8:15pm On Oct 25, 2021
Mk dm quickly play city before conte come abeeg....e get wetin i wan check..

grin cheesy�����u wan make the promo reach you ba ?






paulolee:
Even wenger don talk same...his fans go still abuse n call wenger saidst n clueless than kissing the fact..
One clueless gee de compare suffering united form with messi's PSG wey dey top french league
Its not about both individual stats BT d after effect of their team performance after dt big move
United dey suffer more with cr7 than wen him no join buy dm say ole be their problem instead of d players...
cr7 needs a balance team to create assit for him to tap in BT nobody is givibg him n dts mking him useless in dt squad n also united defense is wack..
I dnt see conte joining bcox he likes to b incharge n dts why he is asking for assurance if united are serious to get hin
conte I kno, gat d balls to bench n maybe dump dt cr7 n maguire n nobody go cough as long as he shows results, jus like he did with d.costa in Chelsea...
Mk dm quickly play city before conte come abeeg....e get wetin i wan check..
Car Talk / Re: Why Are BMW Cars Unbelievably Cheap? by dotedote: 11:56am On Oct 21, 2021
I rebuke poverty in your life.

Na man wey no wan marry dey say all women na winch.

The Only Thing That'd Make One Prefer A Japanese To A German Automobile Is Poverty





vertueptime:
The have complex electronic and electrical systems,
they are not Rugged,
enter one big pothole light don off for dashboard,
they are low profile with expensive low profile tyres that are ​not ment for Nigerian roads,

Need Special mechanics and elctrictians
Cost of parts are outrageous,na big man car,
Fuel consumption.
If it breaks down on the road it will take the grace of God before you can even push it to the shoulder,

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Education / Re: Army day secondary school , Benin: I Almost Cried When I Visited My Old School by dotedote: 6:46am On Oct 21, 2021
If truly the Op actually is a Commando I'll be damned cos how on earth would a command graduate be referring to his secondary school as being run by the state government ? Just like you mentioned, the command schools are being run by both NAECS and Federal Ministry of Defense. So I see no reason a command school should be in that state. My daughter just got admission into Command Lagos (where I actually finished from many years ago) and it's still a beautiful school even so much better than what I enjoyed in terms of basic infrastructures. The op should tell us the name and ranks of his Commandant, Admin' Officer and RSM while in school and we follow it up.

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Politics / Re: Femi Adesina Replies Nnamdi Kanu On Buhari Being ‘jubril Of Sudan’ by dotedote: 7:23am On Oct 16, 2021
klonboi:


Validate your claim by allowing Mazi Nnamdi Kanu to meet your master one on one, Because without that, MNK claim is still right

Kanu see Buhari one on one ?
See trespassing o cool grin grin
Religion / Re: Is Smoking A Sin? by dotedote: 12:55pm On Oct 10, 2021
Have you also been told how much of a sinner you are cos of your addiction to Pepsi and Coke. Cola addiction in some quarters is more of a son than smoking.
Una never see anytin.
Sin kôh, Gin ni.
Religion / Re: Is Smoking A Sin? by dotedote: 12:48pm On Oct 10, 2021
Tales By Daylight

Answer the question. SIMPLE.


IS SMOKING A SIN ?

haddeylium:


Firstly, Smoking is a degrading action that harms and defiles a person’s body. Paul reminded the Corinthian that Christians must cleanse themselves of ‘every defilement of the flesh’.

“2 Corinthians 7:1 Therefore, since we have these promises, beloved ones, let us cleanse ourselves of every defilement of flesh and spirit, perfecting holiness in the fear of God”

It's a common knowledge that smoking is very addicting. It contains nicotine acts as a stimulant as well as a depressant. Smoking delivers nicotine to the brain quickly and repeatedly.


Smoking is lethal and being enslaved to any lethal habit that enslaves someone is not the best way to give your ‘all’ to almighty God.
Smoking kills at a faster rate than coronavirus. Averagely, 6millons people die every year because of this habit.

God teaches us to have a proper view of our life, our body, and our faculties. His Son, Jesus, pointed to this when he said:

“You must love Jehovah your God with your whole heart and with your whole soul and with your whole mind.” Matthew 22:37

Clearly, God wants us to make good use of our life and body and to treat them with respect.

If you want to learn about the true God and his promises and what he has done for us. Even, tips on how to overcome the addiction (if any). Visit JW.ORG

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Politics / Re: How Nigerian Army Handed Chinwetalu Agu Over To DSS by dotedote: 11:31pm On Oct 08, 2021
Biafra Hero Kwa!
He wan die ?

Aufbauh:
It is actually the matter of internal security within the purview of the DSS.

I thought he was the protagonist in the script not until he denied Biafra and chicken out, then I gave up.

I told myself WTF! Which one be 'rising sun' again? Own up like a Biafra hero .
Foreign Affairs / Re: Nonconsensual Removal Of Condom During Sex, Illegal In California by dotedote: 3:01pm On Oct 08, 2021
Laeroy:
I don't understand this!

You wear condom to have sexual intercourse, why remove it in between sex, to transfer std to the other party , impregnate her or to enjoy it better?

And why do you think it's only the female that can be "the other party"

Madam, your gender people ask of it raw and when they see you're adamant on using the rubber, they wait till that moment when the sh*t is uncontrollable and they just rip it off and the show just continues and bro contracts an STI/D. What if cases where the lady wants to be impregnated against the guy's wish ?
It's a 2-way thing Sis.


Make God just help us from "the other party"
Celebrities / Re: Chiwetalu Agu On His Arrest: My Attire Is Not Biafra; It's 'Rising Sun' (Video) by dotedote: 2:45pm On Oct 08, 2021
The best way to show your disagreement is to wear a similar attire but make sure your tailor makes yours shorter than that of his so that your frog jump can go unhindered.




eagleonearth:
I'm amazed

Nobody should harm this man as it will trigger a great pandemonium. People wear clothes emblazoned with US flags, even Ghana colours here in Nigeria, why should this man's case become a trouble, if a flag was hoisted it would have become a different thing. Is Nigeria turning into a banana republic?

What's all this na
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu: Why Abaribe Should Be In Prison - Femi Adesina by dotedote: 2:11pm On Oct 08, 2021
Tribalism is a tool being employed to further divide us.

LEARN




BKayy:
It is obvious that Most Yoruba people learnt nothing from Endsars.
Didn't everything Yoruba people use to mock Ndigbo during python dance, especially that swimming in mud and shooting hawkers not happen in SW during Endsars?

After they are through with Ndigbo who is next?
Most of you slimy Afonjas haven't asked yourselves that question. If you have noticed, sensible Yoruba people abroad are hustling to pack out immediately Ndigbo succeed but you ignoramuses are adding sand to their garri.

Will Ndigbo leave Nigeria? YES

Will Nigeria turn on another group after Igbo exit? YES

Who would it be? Your guess is as good as mine

When I see people that are not oppressors forming Oppressors like some Yorubas do here I laugh. I just laugh because it is funny seeing a Sheep give Goat Ultimatum and threats on behalf of a Wolf.



Politics / Re: We Were Never One Country - Bukola Saraki by dotedote: 10:37am On Oct 04, 2021
Aufbauh:
They always take side with the masses anytime they are schemed out of the meal portion.
Is he just realizing it now?

Exactly my thought when I was going through the piece.
Na now e remember.

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Politics / Re: We Were Never One Country - Bukola Saraki by dotedote: 10:36am On Oct 04, 2021
To prefer looting in governance tells a lot about your person.


Nadaken:
shut up, which loot he loot that the current governor of kwara hasn't done ×10?

When have you ever heard kwara governor in the news for anything tangible unlike saraki time

Atleast as a governor saraki ensured kwara didn't have religious discrepancies unlike the current jihadist

This loot line is stale, buhari really exposed they are all fraudsters but I think I prefer saraki looting and still giving the right policies

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Family / Re: I Told My Wife Not To Kiss My 6-Month-Old Son On The Mouth: Am I Wrong? by dotedote: 5:31pm On Sep 29, 2021
Why didn't you prohibit her from going through the 9-month wahala + THE PUSHING ?
It's very obvious you don't realize that boy's mental and emotional health is (amongst other factors) a function of the bonding he gets from his mom.
Dey dia dey form "My Son" no go buy dem ice cream abi corret Yogurt
Mr PROHIBITOR.
Politics / Re: Danjuma La’ah: If I Open Up On Bandits Attacking Southern Kaduna Heads Will Roll by dotedote: 12:45pm On Sep 28, 2021
You're an idiat
Sports / Re: PSG: Mbappe And Neymar's Bond Weakens Admist Reported Name-Calling by dotedote: 7:48am On Sep 28, 2021
To have dug up so much about him, you must have spent some time doing that.
Oun to nduni lo npô l'ôrô êni.
Messiosis is a disease.




Kingcalls:


U will cry again tonight... ur little fraud will be exposed yet again tonight....better start accepting that his time is gone

At ur little frauds age, Ronaldo had just finished winning bk to bk to bk champions league titles with bk to bk to bk champions league top scorer ... scoring 43 champions league goals in those 3 years ... then got a 100m pounds mv to juve with a 4 Yr contract...

On a more serious note....messi is the real fraud, u guys should check it out na...this guy has not made it to a champions league final in 7 yrs and has not scored more than 10 goals in the knock out stages in almost 7 yrs ....majority of his goals are always against minors... this same fraud last scored in an el classico on the day Ronaldo also scored, meaning he cudnt even score real madrid since 2017.... has never scored Brazil or Uruguay or Colombia in any copa tournament despite playing them multiple times.... go and check his world cup record as well ... he has only scored minors ( Serbia, Bosnia,Iran,Nigeria) this guy is a total astronomical fraud .... his fans are only living on his past glory , when he was in his mid 20s ... the last time messi won the champions league, he was 27 yrs ... now his fans are pushing for him to win balon dor over Lewandowski despite being disgraced out of CL round of 16 and scoring 4 penalties out of his 5 goals... finishing 3rd in la liga.... loosing the best player award to oblak .... just because he scored Ecuador and Bolivia, his minions say he deserves balon dor ...

Messi feeds on weak teams ...last season , he flopped against Madrid both legs, flopped against atletico both legs, flopped against dead juve both legs, flopped against psg both legs , flopped against Colombia and Brazil in copa semi and final and yet his fans say he deserves balon dor for scoring boliva , Ecuador, eibar, getafe, celta vigo .... even without him this season, barca will definitely make Champions league

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Romance / Re: Man Collects Food He Bought For Ladies That Refused To Go Home With Him: Video by dotedote: 10:48pm On Sep 20, 2021
Olunmercy56:


They didn't begged for the food. Why didn't he allow them to buy it themselves? I don't pray I come across this kind of stick

No need to pray,
Just pay.

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Politics / Re: I Would Rather Die Than Join APC - Femi Fani-Kayode (Throwback) by dotedote: 6:38am On Sep 17, 2021
sarrki:


You need urgent upper part of your body for surgery wetin concern afonja with this

Ipobians like you are he ones that are stupid to trust him , Kanu and igboho

How are you different from the person you're quoting ?
Tribalism isn't taking us anywhere. Let's have it in our heads it's always a tool of division used by those people to achieve their selfish ambitions.
Politics / Re: Maigari Dingyadi: Ex-EFCC Chair Magu Still On FG Payroll As Police Officer by dotedote: 7:14am On Sep 15, 2021
aremuforlife:
He has not been retired or sacked, he was only suspended as the EFCC acting chairman, it is still his fundamental human rights to receive its salary as at when due.

U dey mind dem abi ?
Emotional lot. They need to be spoonfed of the fact that his suspension as the agency's head doesn't rob him of his rights as a civil servant.

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Phones / Re: Redmi Note 10 And Cloned Airpod Pro For Sale For 85k by dotedote: 3:53pm On Sep 10, 2021
80 now now
Politics / Re: Questions You Should Never Ask People – Reno Omokri by dotedote: 3:29pm On Sep 06, 2021
[quote author=sagitariusbaby post=105547846]I and my wife has been believing God for the fruit of the womb since 2017 and I hate it when people ask me this "what's delaying your wife" or "when are you guys making babies".

I'm like, wetin concern you? Mind your fukking business and leave us alone. [quote]

And I prophesy it shall come easy like Sunday morning IJN

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Celebrities / Re: 2face Idibia’s 7 Children And Baby Mamas (Pictures) by dotedote: 5:16am On Sep 06, 2021
Prince001:


He's a selfish person. I don't like a man that goes about having a lot of kids with different mother cos it's good and lovely now somewhere but wait until the guy leave d world then wàhálà go come burst. I'm talking from experience through friends and relatives!!!!!!

Thank God no one is talking about responsibilities. He’s sure doing the needful. Supplying the kids’ needs and dicking their mamas. What a nigg* to do!
Celebrities / Re: 2face Idibia’s 7 Children And Baby Mamas (Pictures) by dotedote: 4:30pm On Sep 05, 2021
Ammishaddai:
The issue here is not force ; it's the application of common sense to prevent you from not to following your animal instincts. This is what separates us from other species of life out there . And if a man can't apply that to his daily life (including his matrimonial bed) , then he's no better than the dogs who mate with their own mothers

If you like, type all the English of this world. E no concern us. If I were you, I’d check the male version of everything God created and see if TuBaba is to be blamed. U too could start by checking your own family. Just 2 generations from your line and discover there are a whole lot of Tuface there. Be there forming “civilized guy”. Pero no complain, na una wan die.

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Celebrities / Re: Baby Mamas, 2face, Okafor's Law & Annie Idibia by dotedote: 1:54pm On Sep 03, 2021
joviegghead:
Hmm

Okafor's law or not,
Lemme say this, 2face is grossly irresponsible. I understood his banging around and having baby mamas when he was single.

But after marriage? His promiscuity is obviously still at legendary level. Which is wrong. He claimed he loved Annie, wrote and sang a song for her to reflect his love and . ............ He goes around banging anyhow, exes, baby mamas and so on.

Guys, If keeping marriage vows is impossible to be kept, stick to your baby papa status.

You don’t choose another man’s lifestyle. Didn’t Annie know who he was before saying “I do” to him ? “He claimed he loved Annie” he even wrote and sang a song to reflect his love abi? Just like Davido did to Chioma. Oga the only difference between Annie’s case and most people here is d fact that she publicized hers. Always remember men are men, women are women.
Sports / Re: Details Of Mbappe Deal As PSG Accept Real Madrid’s Offer by dotedote: 8:18pm On Sep 01, 2021
3minssex:


Is there any bedsheet that doesn't fade? Don't let price deceive you,all of them fade after sometime.


He expects a Bugatti movement from a Camry. He must be Chosen member.
Phones / Re: I'm Done With Xiaomi Brand by dotedote: 1:48pm On Sep 01, 2021
Sorry for your loss.
Hopefully they’ll look into it.

I’ve got a very clean newly received US-used iPhone 8Plus. I’m not an iPhone lover as I prefer a good android (preferably Xiaomi) It’s gotta be a very good one. I’m on 08023430527. Thanks.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Arsenal (5 - 0) On 28th August 2021 by dotedote: 2:48pm On Aug 28, 2021
PremierGuy:
The Arsenal players are not interested playing under Arteta

Under whom did they play their last match that ended 6:0 ? Conte ba ?

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Sports / Re: Details Of Mbappe Deal As PSG Accept Real Madrid’s Offer by dotedote: 7:16pm On Aug 27, 2021
HE HASN'T SIGNED
Sports / Re: UEFA Champions League Draw On 26th August 2021 by dotedote: 5:54am On Aug 27, 2021
pat077:
This is the first time in recent years that city got a relatively tough draw. Liverpool is in the group of death

What City ?
The one killing EPL or NEW YORK CITY ? grin cheesy smiley tongue

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