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freezyprinzy:
remember wen me and my dad usually do dis on Sega b4 mummcy provoke go hide d game till 2day non of us know where d game dy

ThaProphet:
12 years old? She should be in school ideally. I know she might be going to school as well but she shouldn't be working at all.

Having Under-aged maids should be banned. Minimum age should be 16...perhaps people would think twice before attempting to beat up a 16/17 year old.

Sweetlemon:
Women!
I'm a woman but you men I advise you to check well before you marry. Check and cross check well. Thank me later.
Gosh!

cytochromeC:

zeefa:
Please, I need a serious advise from people in the house. I really don't know what to say to my mother in-law, may be to beg her or ignored as if nothing happen.

Let me give you a little summary of what happened to me.

My wife just put to bed and the whole loads of work have been much for her that she called on her friend who just graduated from the university to come and stay with us so that she could help with little work at home.

We didn't have problem with her because it will save her from paying bills whereas we have more space in our own house for her to occupy free of charge without having to pay any bills.

She was so hard-working and even without telling her,she knows what to do at the right time. She does all the cooking for us and most time before I get home from work, she calls me to ask what I would love to have for dinner which she will gladly organise.



Gradually, we get little bit close and talk freely to each other without having to define our boundaries.

Wumi is a dark skinned chobby lady with a 42DD size (please don't ask me how I got to know her size). And am sure those that have the picture of sizes on their brain will understand my point. It was tempting.

It all started when I got home and saw her cooking with one nasty top showing off her assets. She caught my attention and smiled and I returned my gesture given her a soft smile too and that was how the whole madness started.

My mother in-law just came from nigeria few days ago to help us as well. But left for me, I was enjoying the new atmosphere with Wumi in our house.

Just yesterday the nasty incident happened. Mama caught me in d washroom kissing and touching wumi . Meanwhile, my wife went for Dr appointment for our son with cold.

Right now, I'm afraid because mama didn't say anything and I don't know how to convince her as well.

Wumi is not comfortable at home again and I can't look into ma ma's face anymore.

The funny thing is that mama didn't discuss what she saw with my wife because I knew if my wife heard, in fact, I wont be on nairaland now to narrate the story of my life.

Please, do I call mama and beg her? Or should I just ask my wife to allow her (wumi) go since mama is around. ?

I'm really confused here because I can't not face or talk to Mama freely at home anymore.

Please what do I do?

noblezone:
It pains me, Soludo was schemed out of the Anambra Guber race.
Any way, tomorrow is yet another day.

And I still calling on all Biafrans to come home, let us build our great nation.
The likes of Soludo are not needed or wanted in Nigeria.
In Biafra, people like him will become rallying point for national growth!

If he insists on bringing this level of scrutiny in Nigeria, they will simply kill him!
Nigeria is irredeemable.

Medunah:
It seems they are on the set of a video shoot.
Wizzy is so smallish, wonder if he will ever grow

klassic:
I moved into Lagos November ending 2014, and needed to get me a job since by December i had fully settled. I learnt from nairaland that submitting C.Vs online does not really pay off as submitting C.Vs directly to offices. December 18th, I had a burning desire to walk round Toyin/Allen axis of Ikeja and submit application which i did. On Friday 9th January, i wrote my first aptitude test, i was called on Monday , 12th January, for a job i latter turned down, and on Tuesday 13th , i got a better job offer which i took and i am resuming soonest with a big office . Please join me express my unreserved gratitude and appreciation to the GOD OF SHILOH ( COS MY HEAVEN ON EARTH DON START ALREADY), BISHOP DAVID.O.OYEDEPO ( for the speedy fulfillment of his prophetic declaration upon my life) , to Pst. Isreal Akinsanya, Mr. Seun , my fellow nairalanders and all job applicants out there. More jobs and employment to all IJN, Amen

Collynzo9:
[b]God will punish your soul for these divisive diatribe [/b]you keep churning out all the time.

Juliaann:
OK I have been seeing this guy for a while now in short we are dating its been up to a year close to a year we started dating and I love him yes I do but the issue here is that whenever we are going out maybe to buy something or to chill out around the town it happens that if we run into a friend (his friend) he will ask me to go to the back seat for the guy to seat in the front but for what? the first day he did that I respected him and did exactly what he said but he has been doing this every time we see any of his friends on our way going out and I don't like it,,,,,assuming we all left home at same time including the friend I can seat at the back I don't mind but asking me to come down in the middle of the road just for his friend to enter I don't think I can take it any more and mind u for those of u that will start asking me to go get my own car if I don't like what he is doing I have my own car it won't be nice going out with different cars on a date since we can easily use one either his or mine

another one is that he is a hard smoker he smokes anything smokeable just name it,he drinks too but not much tho I'm OK with that one the worst is that he stays out late almost every night, I have tried discussing that with him on several occasion he always promised to change but for where he is getting worst everyday I really don't know what else to say or do to change him because I think I have done everything possible to atleast to make him reduce it but its not working,am thinking of quitting still having a second thought about it that's y I opened this thread for u guys to help me out

NB:::if u know you have nothing reasonable to say please am begging don't comment matured advice only

So my fellow NL'ers what do u suggest I do?

Francon:
When I was 17, I was only bothered about my grades

kennygee:
I love Fashionable preggy women.

Makes me so eager to get[b] married and become pregnant.[/b]

felibrain:
So we should start dancing? Or don't we know her face before? What is the essence of this STUPI.D post? Nairaland is becoming boring all thanks to this type of USELESS posts on the front page every day.

valuka:
Please Nairalanders, help this very good friend of mine.
She graduated second best in her class (Bsc) and came out tops in her Msc (4.93).
Yet has not been lucky enough with job hunting.

If it is in your capabilty to help her, please do and God will bless you abundantly.

Below is her CV:


PERSONAL DATA:
Name: IGWE, ADAKU CHRISTINA
Date of Birth: April 27, 1987
Place of Birth: Orlu, Imo State.
Age: 27years
Sex: Female
Marital Status: Single
Nationality: Nigerian
Town and State of Origin: Umuahia, Abia State.


L.G.A of Origin: Umuahia North
Senatorial District: Abia Central
Contact Address: 14 Timber road, Umuahia, Abia State.
Phone number: 0806393
Email address: @yahoo.com

EDUCATIONAL BACKGROUND:
M. Sc Soil Chemistry and Mineralogy (Distinction)
Michael Okpara University of Agriculture, Umudike, Abia Stat. 2014

(b) B. Agric. Soil Science (2nd Class Upper Division)
Michael Okpara University of Agriculture,
Umudike, Abia State 2009

(c) Senior Secondary School Certificate (WASSCE)
Federal Government Girls’ College, Umuahia
Abia State. 2003

(d) First School Leaving Certificate (FSLC)

Urban Primary School I, Umuahia, Abia State 1997

Prizes
Best graduating female student in the College of Crop and Soil Sciences, Michael Okpara University of Agriculture, Umudike 2008/2009 session

Federal Government Scholarship Award for postgraduate students studying in Nigeria 2011 and 2012.

WORK EXPERIENCE
(a) Crestville College, Sagamu,
Ogun State (NYSC) Jul. 2009 – Jun. 2010

Tutored students on science courses
Prepared teaching notes for all classes taught
Prepared exams and assessed my students on what they were taught

(b)Teaching and Research farm
Michael Okpara University of Agriculture, Umudike
(Industrial Attachment) Jan. 2007 – Dec. 2007


Independently and sensitively managed the teaching and agricultural research extension farm with a 90 % success result
Assisted in the development and implementation of market survey
Made independent sales calls in local areas.

SPECIAL ASSIGNMENTS/COMMUNITY SERVICE
Tourism and Entertainment Community Development Service in Sagamu, Ogun State (National Youth Service Corps) Batch B 2009.

MEMBERSHIP OF PROFESSIONAL BODIES
Member of the Soil Science Society of Nigeria (SSSN).

EXTRA CURRICULAR ACTIVITIES:
Reading news magazines and professional articles
Reading motivational books
Meeting and making new friends

PUBLICATIONS
Onwuka, M.I. and Igwe, A.C. (2010)
Effect of types of organic waste on soil contaminated with spent
engine oil in Umuahia Metropolis, Abia state.
Journal of Environmental Sciences and Resource Management. 2:71-80. www.cenresin.org

Conference papers
Igwe, A.C. and Nwachukwu, O.I. (2014)
Effect of paint effluent on selected growth parameters, fruit quality and heavy metal concentration in plant tissues of okra (Abelmoschus esculentus).
A paper presented in the 38th Annual Conference of the Soil Science Society of Nigeria, University of Uyo, Akwa ibom State, Nigeria. 10-14th March, 2014.



Nwachukwu, O.I., Igwe, A.C. and Chilekezi, C. (2014)
An overview of techniques for remediation of the contaminated soil environment: implications for applicability and sustainability in Nigeria.
A paper presented in the maiden conference of the National Engineering Society held at Michael Okpara University of Agriculture, Umudike. May 7-9, 2014.

REFEREES

Nwachukwu Olayinka .I. (Ph.D),
Department of Soil Science and Meteorology,
Michael Okpara University of Agriculture,
Umudike,
Abia State.

Nwagbara, M.O. (Ph.D),
Department of Soil Science & Meteorology,
Michael Okpara University of Agriculture,
Umudike,
Abia State.

Akinmutimi, A.L. (Ph.D),
Department of Soil Science & Meteorology,
Michael Okpara University of Agriculture,
Umudike,
Abia State.


Thanks and may God bless you as you help her.

N.B.
Scammers please spare her, she has nothing to offer you.

Please moderators, you can help her as well by pushing this to the front page.

*Updated;
Her location is Umuahia (Abia state) and she is ever willing to relocate.

She has NEVER been selective in her job hunt.

She has tried her possible best to secure any job at all in her school with no success.

If she has the capital, she would have been self-employed by now or would have updated her CV with some certifications.

You can still help out by copiying, edicting and distributing her CV.




Did you get her permission before posting her entire life on a public forum for the whole world to see?
Thanks.

TheRealMrStan:
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SeverusSnape:
she's not even beautiful. Besides, the photo looks blurry

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