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naptu2:
The only way around it is to switch to desktop mode. You have the old share button on desktop and the new share button on mobile.

Thank you for explaining this to me. 🙏


I must write something for 40 characters.

When the body heals the "hole" they manufactured, the doctors have to use a pole to dilate it weekly or monthly. I hate how they try ro glamorous this madness!

Imagine having to buy and pay for God given genitals and hormones because you want to be something you're not. This nonsense will be banned in 20/30 years when the real results show up.

naptu2:
How come we can no longer share posts with our followers on Nairaland?

This is what I want to understand! How do you share with your followers?

Cc demonslayer

King of my heart, I'm thinking about you

I read somewhere that men fear being alone, so they gaslight women into fearing what they fear. The amount of threads opened daily on nl by men trying to shame women into pair bonding makes this theory more interesting.

Ladies, wait for your other half. He may not be destined to meet you in your 20s or 30s because you wouldn't know what to do with him. Live your life, get your education, stack your money and most importantly, build your character until you meet your best friend, lover, and life partner. Anything less than him is misery.

I can hear them shouting from across the road during rush hour traffic

pocohantas:
Hopefully you will marry this your banny, so that you can rest and we would rest too...

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Dead 💀

Wakes up to meet her 40 character target.

Dead 💀

So, you're saying white women were sexually frustrated so the doctors had to get them off to restore peace in the home?

lebete3000:
Waoh! Was still even talking about you in one of my responses to someone else's posts the other day.

What a coincidence! I'm holding up, still stuck in Nigeria but atleast now afloat.

I think we even communicated via email, not sure if it went into WhatsApp chat

How have you been?!!!

I honestly don't remember, it was a long time ago. I'm well, thanks for asking. I'm glad you are in a much better place. Your hard work will be rewarded beyond your expectations. Take care

lebete3000:
Yep


37 characters more, so what do I have to say now?

Now I remember. I hope you're well; doc!

40 blah blah blah

brain54:
What is the fear...


Do you own one?


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Getting electrocuted down there!!! Nah, I don't like my body controlling me like that!

lebete3000:
But if you're in the UK, I'm guessing you're the one then.

Been ages if you are though

Are you a doctor?

40 characters huh? So I can't ask questions?

brain54:
If una like make una go repair wetin go malfunction...

Come shock person below the belt!

New fear unlocked 🤕

So I had a lazy day today! 40 characters reached

Pass me some chillie sauce now. How many do I have to eat

lebete3000:
You sure you not the lady that sent me £20 some years ago?

She was either Somalian or Ethiopian, can't remember, and I'm in Nigeria.

I barely remember what I ate yesterday so I don't know.

If he can convince fellow men (girl's family), to give him money to marry their daughter then he should go ahead! I hope he births 7 daughters himself and he will be willing to pay dowry for his future son in laws. I bet it sounds better in his head than it does in reality 🤭

Nobody gives a hoot about this attention seeking liar! If career damage was a person aaah head! 🤣

I remember working as a bottle girl and bar staff at a high end club. I was raking in the money. Some weekends I'd make more than my weekly salary in those 2 days.

The manager noticed that when I was behind the bar, my tip jar had nothing but notes in it. He called me to his office and asked if I was using the till to change my coins into notes. I replied no, that's what the customers give me as tips.

He said he doesn't believe me and believes that I was stealing from the till. I asked if my tills were ever down. He replies no, but he doesn't understand how I can make hundreds in tips while other staff members barely break 50s.

He wanted me to turn over my tips. I refused and asked him to provide evidence that I'm stealing. Cctv was right above our heads and the tills are computerised so he needs to show me the evidence.

He got angry at my blunt stands and sacked me on the spot. I was too young and naïve to understand employment laws so I didn't fight back.

God has always blessed me so I didn't struggle to find a new gig. Shortly after we had a big recession so that was the end of the tipping culture. People were waiting for their change of 10s and 20s in coins, let alone tipping 10s and 20s in notes.

Solofresh2:
Are you a narcissist ?
🤔🤔🤔

It would be nice to hear women's experience with narc men too. Why exclude us from the conversation

Why women? Why not people

If these Nigerian men continue to bring shame to their country, the far right will win the next election and the fate of other immigrants who are hardworking will be put on the table.

Why abuse vulnerable people like this?. These immigrants can buy a clean police report from their country so the DBS check isn't safeguarding the vulnerable people who need to be cared for.

AllBlack:
You say you go make heaven like this so? You want him to TOSS the babe into Lake Chad?

Have you toss your own
.........

If someone can catch you then you didn't toss her far enough. Next time, don't miss arms day at the gym

dawnomike:
I see no reason why the father of the victim should be charged with any crime... It was paternal instinct.

I also believe the criminal deserved more than 2 years in jail!!

The father didn't serve any jail time, he got 200 hours community service, but he does have a criminal record which is unfair. I believe any employer who hears the reason for such a record will buy him a drink after offering him the job (I hope!).

As for this monster, imagine how many students he sexually abused in Nigeria, karma was waiting for him in the UK. I hope he gets dealt with in prison because prisoners deal mercilessly with sexual predators, especially when the victim is young child. Karma is going to really deal with him. He'll become some white supremacists girlfriend in jail 😂

carl90:
True !
Beautiful and thoughtful thread !
Do hope it makes FP

Nlfpmod... good morning. Let's bring some peace to Wednesday; Hump day 😔

pocohantas:
Must have been traumatic for you.
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I swear 😢. I feel physically sick thinking about it now! 🤮. To make it worse, he had to be a pig and shove his tongue in my mouth. 😢.

NjaFoodie:
I don’t care what you think. I’m def not a Nigerian in any way except for loving the country and the people.

Hey, how are you feeling today?

I had to reflect on your story and you really are a woman scorned! They say hell has no fury like the one you're feeling. You absolutely have the right to deal with this man but please don't set the fire and burn down with it. Calm your emotions and deal with him rationally. Move out of this property before he gets deported. Secure yourself so you could watch him go down in a blaze from a distance. Remember that when we plan to take revenge often we dig two graves. I support your need to exact revenge but I don't want you to go down with him.

Can I ask, is he your first love?

What have you learnt from the experience.

What did you do wrong in this relationship to find yourself where you are today?

Let me pray over this thread so the hateful demons don't enter.

None of this makes sense to me! You're not from Africa, but you came to Nigeria to follow a man to another African country because Nigerians can't get into western countries quickly (you both don't have enough money to afford a student visa for your home country), so you decided that he buys a visa for another African country (as a student) while he left you behind in Nigeria, then you followed him to this other African country, and he dumped you moved in with another girl

I know I can read English so why am I sooo confused

1 question! Why don't you go back to your country and cut your loss?

2. What if he retaliates and puts your life in danger?

3. You better go home after you do what you plan to do.

4. None of this makes sense to me.

Please someone help me understand this story!

It depends. I think I have someone for every occasion. Different struggles require different solutions. There's things only friends can help with, things only siblings can help with, and somethings only a partner can solve. Man is not an island.

eniorisha:
She cannot afford it. A bloody private school teacher!

Then you pay for it since you want it so bad. Its not that complicated or expensive unless the her current husband contests it (refuses to divorce her). I have a feeling she isn't telling you the full truth. She already lied to you so how many more lies is she hiding?

eniorisha:
Engagement? Check my account. I hardly engage at all. My account is about 12yrs old. I don't chase clout. The issue is I really I don't get to meet women romantically like dt & time is fast ticking. It's not really my fault, like dt

Then just keep her as your baby mother. Isn't bigamy illegal where you live. So, you can't do a court wedding, and you can't do a church wedding so maybe just do traditional rites and start living together. You can be together but your marriage won't be legally recognised. No one is saying you can't be together but just understand she can never be your legal wife.