₦airaland Forum

this is just not right. you can't view girls as recharge cards. No. it's just not right.

wheesin:
lol.. it's business nah. church business is so lucrative that you don't need any tax invasion because you won't pay any. Just successfully brainwash your donkeys and market don land. E pure pass yahoo yahoo sef A friend once told me how the pastor's wife tasked the entire church to donate a minimum of 15k each for the pastor's daughter's wedding.

Lol why una dey do like these na? nobody dey false you. If them say bring am by fire by force sit down dey watch make them put hand for your pocket or purse carry am. Shey u go dey sleep ni? The Bible talked about your first fruit as a gift to the priest so that you can get more blessing. Now the blessing is for you, so if you want to give, give( d blessing go come) if don't want to, don't give ( it means d blessing for giving first fruit won't come) God did not say he will curse you or punish you for that. So anyone who now says blah blah blah will happen is lying. Christians let's read our bibles, understand it, make decisions from your reading. it's when you don't know what is inside that someone will be telling you nonsense and you too will be running from pillar to post. it's not as bad as people paint it. what do you think?

Lol at the last picture.... shooting blanks. Blank sperm. imagine it for a min. Funny

RoyalBlak007:
PEEING IN THE SHOWER

like they say, there are two sets of people in the world. those who pee in the shower and those who lie.

RoyalBlak007:
HAVING A CONVERSATION WITH YOURSELF

guilty

Abeg Shey Al-Quaeda sef reach 8000? Boko haram come be over 10000! haa things in this country keep defiling and defying Logic.

by the 4th Quarter if we don't begin to see positive movement of our economy, it doesn't matter what the government says, who they blame, what they blame, the reasons they give, the minds of Nigerians should be made up. if Jonathan's PDP left us at a bad place, the Buhari's APC didn't even stabilize us there talkless of improve us, then we need to try another devil different from them all. that thumb should mean something to us all.

Old enough to be your mother? if no, Fire on sir. Except it's an issue to her, you have nothing to worry about. but then it's all about you and your relationship. take decisions you can live with.

utenwuson:
the rate of stupidity in this harch economy is quite alarming walahi

and future leaders aren't showing potentials.

try everything - Shakira

andypash:
My grand father is available with just $8m i will sign every necessary document LOL infact i will add his wife for free

you funny man.

Feranchek:
Newton's 1st law of motion applies to every IDEAL situation....

For instance, if a MORD, because he's contesting for a pageant, decides to hide the comments of a contestant simply because he's got the power to do that, then he should expect an EQUAL AND OPPOSITE reaction from the camp of that contestants.

So, Obama has always treated his Bae well and it's only normal that she does the same.

Guys, treat your woman everyday like a queen, and she'll always call you "My King "

sir that's not the 1st law I think it's the third Law.

lumzybo:
Some1 shld pls explain the rationale behind pre-wedding photoshoot?



Another 1 I don't understand is babyshower.

It is well ooo.

I was going to ask that before I saw your post. I want to know too

Cannonleo:
the new craze with humans in the era of publicity stunts.justification of stupidity

I tire o!!

princey83:
Pharmacists are actually the professionals that advise doctors on the side effects of drugs. Pharmacist spent years learning about interactions of drugs with patient not doctors.

In the US, the FDA which oversees all new drug applications, depends on clinical trials conducted by the "drug companies" to determine the drug’s therapeutic advantages and disadvantages.

Maybe things work differently in Nigeria. You can google the articules below.

Just had to comment, couldn't stomach it anymore! what you have up there is grossly inaccurate. Where in this world is there a doctor that knows nothing about the drug he is giving his patients? gosh! if u want to be bias pls go right ahead but those screen shots are untrue. it's even illogical.

obiorathesubtle:
who be this lout?



Oya na.. Gan buy 11 ahmed musas and put in a team because they're all playing in Europe..


Look at the level of your thinking.. Just because he's playing in Europe.

baba no answer am jare. people always think every negative opinion is hating. come to think of it, Musa is actually a Leceister city caliber of player, a mid table team. they won the league last season coz the regular big teams went to sleep, I mean spurs came second. So they don't need to go buy a zlatan, suarez, Thiago Silva coz they won't need them much longer. they aren't likely to vie for the trophy this coming season.
but for someone to say Ahmed Musa is a good player, is an insult on all other good players. Abeg nigga is average as the word itself. No hating here. if he gets better and good enough for the Ballon I'll chant his name but till them baba is wack. his ball control is under this world. if it is believed that he is our best player ryt now in Nigeria, WTF are we doing hoping to qualify for WC, or AFCON?
even countries with less popular names have finer players so sentiment apart, baba is not good.

oga if it is money that you are looking for, forget medicine there is no money in that field as much as people think. A young guy in other fields has a potential of getting richer than an average doctor on a long run.
So very well, if it is money Medicine can't do it. especially if u compare the amount of work u have to put into it before the 'big' money u will get comes, mehn u are better off selling cement, real estate and other budding fields but pharmacy won't be a bad idea too.

it's a matter of personal preferences. But generally, it's believed that guys find short girls appealing especially when she is extra cute.

mizzbouqui:
A girlfriend should be able to cook and do some chores for his guy willingly not forcefully, because that is what some naija guys uses to determine wife material, to me the lady talking about her pastor is just being lazy she knows that once shes married to the guy then the guy will have no choice than to hire a maid and unknowingly to her the maid might end up becoming a madam.

you had me at your 1st sentence. Didn't read the rest. Nice opening.

Peacetemi:
Home sweet home. Enjoy. Oh, and dont drop the soap. I hope the person has told them the outcome of dropping the soap

dude, any soap dropped should be abandoned. The consequence of an attempt to rescue without gluing ur gluts to d wall is suicidal. BTW,why would u go there? U go no love for the SP and DSP.

khia:
Explain please.

most of the female responses had an undertone of emotion in it. But yours came across to me as a calm one steering towards evoking a logical rather than emotional tussle. Having an 'f' to ur monicker and seeing ur first response made me curious.
So miss statisfied enough to answer me now?

khia:
I'm African American.

I wonder the country that contributed the 'AFRICAN'. In case u are wondering why the 'drilling',I promise to explain.

khia:
I'm not Nigerian but that's a bit much with the black bit.ches comment don't you think?

I'm curious, pls what's your nationality?

elantraceey:
Lol , I still prefer them though


By the way they are not all like that and some of those traits are still exhibit by men all around the globe.

smartest response i hav so far read. Being polygamous in nature is a global thing, being romantic or not is a matter of perspective. What one person finds romantic,anoda finds creepy and wierd.

frozenSun:
4. [size=14pt]English Used To Be Really Complicated[/size]

Used to be ?
Really ?

Check recent WAEC and JAMB results
Check our babes dem whatsapp and facebook messages

Used To Be Complicated ?

why are u taking it too far? waec is far fetched now. just nairaland that is 'here', folks have killed, murdered, maimed,suffered the poor language so much so that at times u have no choice but to blame the language for being complex and ' impossible '.

Mikylopez:
wahs all does flowers der for? lolz bread and acara is forming sexy......ion nid all those plenty tinx ontop my bread n acara

"acara" I believe there is a 'K' there somewhere!!

this is what I call a chimney.

Sexytemi:
There's a friend of mine(guy) who just started dating this girl who he met through a mutual friend, just a day after meeting her she told him that he shouldn't be angry if she asks for money from him and he couldn't give her and she goes out to sleep with other men to get it, and about a week later after they started dating she also told him to go work or learn yahoo yahoo so he can give her money to go shopping, now my friend is confuse Cox he doesn't if he should continue or he should opt of the relationship...

So family(both the gentlemen and ladies) what do u think?

the answer is obvious. why is he confused. throw away every negativity.

Sha tell me francis is not ur real name.

AnodaIT:
Same situation here.

girls are becoming so boring, the only fun is just the chase after that they are as boring as a fat cat.

cleaning the house, cooking and giving the yansh is not all, I need ideas, I need someone to discuss climatic change in Siberia or macroeconomic policies of buhari vs Jonathan

nice one. It's really hard to get that. Most of the time,it's like talking to a brickwall. If it is not school assignment or a job, brah!

dirtymoney:
He is neither on nairaland or Twitter.

Eminem...if you had one chance, one opportunity. To sieze everything you've ever wanted. Would u capture it? Or just let it slip.

slimshady... I think the song was 8 mile.

theunnamed:
Is that carmel toe I'm seeing?

bros eh! I had to go check again after i saw ur post. How come u saw that. I saw the bald head and rack ( in that order)