₦airaland Forum

Alhkerimu:
My own be like a movie up till this moment....
Me and my girlfriend we both live in peace, our love is mutual i love her and she love me back. I care for her and she also care for me we are all living fine...
We hav never one day quarel nor fight throughout in our relationship......But suddenly she develop an unpredicted character towards me.
She came to my house one sunday morning and said she want to tell me something an i said what is that "honey "
I quote her saying,

" The reason why i'm here this morning is to let you know that i'm no more interested in this relationship. "
And ask her why but she only gave me a comic reason why she want to quit.
(1) She want to be alone
(2)She want to be closer to God.
And i said is that all she said yess and i respect her opinion an gave gap immediately because to love someone is not by force....

To my greatest surprise, a week latter she came i offer her chair to seat but she decline.
She started a conversation with me by saying,
I only tested you to know if you truely love me but you had fail my test already and this shows me that you did not love me rather you are pretending to love me, because how wish i love her i would have beg her not to quit the relationship, but since i did not beg her to come back show i did not love her.
This is how we take break up..
Happy sunday to all my wonderful people in nairaland

I swear she dey mad

NairalandCS:
I Fell in It.

i swear.

soberdrunk:
"Will you come to my church"? Madam its you i want not your pastor......

aswear. Whats up with that?

Alero3Arubi:
List 5 special foods from your tribe that you have eaten?

just say the yes already. We can work out the kinks along the way.

KillerBeauty:
Mtcheeew. Oyibo oyibo things
Which one still be walk dog again

baby i can walk your python or gorilla if Dog doesn't do it for you.

Bumbae1:
U damn right
We sign that ish before We even start relationship ... hmmm are dangerous o
Dey turn yahoo yahoo within secs

who will sign that? before relationship?!!

last last baba go still say one thing one thing no make things work even if we begin dey produce 5 billion bpd. Abeg I don weak.

Spirit wife is a spiritual diagnosis

yeah. I can do that.

Chaleeee:
What will fund the rest? Debt?

No sir New taxes. tell me what other "smart way" has this administration generated money aside tax? we are in very deep shit in this country till Baba hands over

could have been worse. I do hope this is the peak and by 2017 it can start declining else we are deep Shiii people.
my own is that this administration has no smart solution to tackle short term issues while they make plans for the long term.
All they know is Taxing. it is just callous to do that to Nigerians who are already heavily burdened by the effect of their careless policies.
God bless Nigeria.

legendarystar:
I Think Oyegun And Buhari's Brain Is In Recession Too And That Of The Minister Of Health Too 4 Trying To Ban Suya, Ngwogwo & Kilishi... Ha.

that guy na bastard fa. Na him papa suya?

she is ALIMODU SHERIFF's daughter? someone get me the mother. she must be out of this world to overcome sheriff and produce that. Except....
Since I have commented, I might as well do the ritual Happy Married life to them in Anticipation.

eyeview:
It is in the interest of Nigeria that Buhari kicks the bucket soonest

very funny

STFUareyouGod:
clap for yourself ma'am.

So how do we start a conversation ma?

you apply via a Formal letter. see talk. people creating all kinda rules for themselves.

Jummyjay99:
am a shy type so the ans is NO

your guy too can be shy. you both will be shy while doing it in front of the maid.

Teespice:
mine happened in law school.

during civil litigation class, group presentations were going on and the microphone was passed randomly for people to make corrections, observations and contributions where necessary.

na so the microphone reach me and I had no idea what to say. rather than make a complete fool of myself, I stood up and said no contribution and sat down.

that's how the man brought me out of the class and humiliated me ehn. choi. asking me to give a legal opinion of myself. I mentioned the school I finished from and the class erupted in shouts of "dem don clip una wings today".

it was so embarrassing, remembering sef I feel like swearing for that lecturer.

did you finish from Unilorin? I imagine it is the kinda that will generate that kinda reaction.

non existent.

QueenSuccubus:




If he can't wash my undies... He'll better be ready to starve himself ..

haha!!! what? starve and pant outweigh each other now.

Brymo:
This has always bin the tenets that has patterned my life, even before I knew.
Anything I can't afford, I don't like.
I don't like iPhone 6, 7 et al.
I don't like the kind of girls I would have loved to like, infact I don't like any girl, because I can't afford them.
In conclusion, no room for embarrassment.

I have a feeling we will get along just fine.

this might turn out to be a good fight for Olusola Oke Afterall. Jimoh Ibrahim, I don't think he can win.

AuroraB:
Was it an attempt at r.ape? Was the woman hypnotized or juvenile? Why is the husband overlooking the obvious humiliation the wife's putting him through

and the topic said " he was caught TRYING " that made it sound like he was being fetish with a mentally incapable woman. wasn't it consensual? why is the man being painted like he is taking advantage of the woman?

Winnelyn:
Abeg who caught who i can only see two unclad adults one with a strong azz nd the other gat a flat chest

and you had to mention the ass... lol

Lemonade01:
Place all my then salary on my team Arsenal against AS Monaco in the Uefa Champion League away match last 2 seasons

Haa Bros eh No be Arsenal person go dey do that kin tin for na. Funny!

ItsQuinn:
Well it's true, deal with it

well, good luck to you and your boobies.
As for dealing with it, you have no idea. I'm no boobies freak.

ItsQuinn:
No dear, my boobies are meant for me alone

I beg to differ. you know you are lying about that. You Alone ke? I can think of ways that is not true

ItsQuinn:
Why will you be judging my boobs when you've not seen it

Don't mind him your boobies are fine AF! I like them.

ItsQuinn:
Na Bobbie dey hungry you like this?

how come it is only the first line that you saw and replied to? Shey Bobbie dey hungry you to show me like this?

ItsQuinn:
Bra day or no bra day....I go still dey wear my bra

pls na. No wear na.
sha know why it is no bra day that's more important than the activity itself.

safarigirl:
I'm more concerned about her brows than her boobies....

well, me I'm for the boobs. I mean those guys feel insecure already, why expose them to public scrutiny? that's just bad. plain injustice and disloyalty to them boobs.

I swear Weyrey lawon people yii sha. these guys are mad. So they didn't know who they were kidnapping and they took the person. so it is sight and grab now abi any wandering soul on the street is a target.
Nonsense
you are saying Lubbish

haha!! them still want make this naira devalue again? them sha wan make Naija wreck.