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firstking01:
I just have this speciaL thing for girLs that Loves footbaLL

A girl that hates football is a no. A girl that loves football, now! That's a bae. Imagine the horror; Telemundo over manchester derby,el classico.

postmann:
So true! Make the room a little dimly lit. Let the only source of light be the rays coming from the TV. Let her rest her head on your chest, feeling your heart beat for her and your team.

Give her one peck for each dribble from your team
one full french kiss for each goal
But for a defeat....I'm at a loss here. Make una help me out.

oga it cannot work. My team scores a goal,I'll throw her off in jubilation. It's football. No cossying during football that's what cinema is for.

Rukkydelta:
I can't go all through this stress to please a guy

come on don't be like that. Look at it this way, those things are what u do normally and they make u look more attractive. Would u go pick up a pair of rec glasses to please a guy? But u were to be wearing one before, voila! Got it? No need for stress.

Good one OP. 3,6,8,9 are spot on for me. Pony tail,sundresses... Not really. Glasses and makeup are neither here nor there. Depends on how executed and by who.

Me having beards is all about one person.........ME.
If a girl doesn't like it,her biz. If my girl doesn't like it, well she is going to have to deal.
Only one person will determine when to cut.... ME

I have nothing else to say than thunder fire you oga CP. the thunder doesn't need press up it should just come right away.
see rubbish talk. So the similar pattern seen in other Areas of the country too are Hoodlums right? e-diots every F-ing where.

OP are those the all the benefits? No form of commitment either financial or otherwise in any little manner. not even a word of prayer from the guy. is that the kind of side we are talking about?

don't think it's wrong if the two heads correct.
BTW chief sir I think it should be " A friend of mine..." my friend of mine is just tautology.

what happened to the one we are flaring up and down?

I like those kinda statements. then I'm going to do what only a brother can do and get away with. Life ain't that hard.

the only thing I can't do is drive shoeless. I can drive with spike shoe, soccer book, cartoon wrapped around my foot, what else is there? but shoeless from my day 1 on the front sit, it's been shoe all the way.
you are not weird. the first rule of driving is get into a comfortable position. worrying about whether the shoe is obstructing your contact with the pedal or not negates that. My take.

Luckygurl:
I was very late on a Sunday and there wasn't any space at the back. The usher walked me up to the front of the church like the first row and gave me a seat there.
I felt ashamed cos the service had gone halfway and all eyes were on me. Those kinda eye screaming 'who's this unserious girl coming in at this time'.

On another occasion, I jejely came on time and sat at the front. Next this usher came and told me to swap seats with another girl behind.
No one told me, but I'm pretty sure I was told to go behind cos of my dressing.
Not like I was exposing much skin but y'know these ushers and their annoying acts.

Mscheeewww!!!!

the usher is just protecting the church, pastor and you. Before front page carries another headline " Nairalander confesses to having an affair with her pastor". then people will go for the poor pastor's head.
Don't blame the usher. God help us all.

see headline. three people stepped out. Mercy, her bo.obies and Juwon. Someone just had to make sure we all looked at the boobs.

DragonReborn:
It seems cute girls can't string two error-free sentences. Funny, since they usually form posh. Because of all the indomie they eat, the average Naija babe has more dead brain cells than an Egyptian mummy. By "clubs and dresses with swag", you mean shakes her bottom and wears skimpy clothes right? This, coming from a girl who gives out her number to strange men and loathes getting guys attention. If you're cute, wash your face, cut your hair and boldly step out. I wonder why hundreds of guys see you as a tool to be used and discarded, when your profile pic is an image of the virgin Mary. You have two jobs and still find time to be bothered by offers to pay for your shopping, food and entire existence on earth. You have high self esteem because you're cute. Lol, that must be your greatest achievement in life. Wow, you rock girl

BRAVO. She's got her spellings nailed to the statue of liberty.

cekhoe:
will do that when I muster enough courage

Just try and don't post what will be impossible for someone to defend you when bashing arise. Goodluck

cekhoe:
the more reason I should respect myself and carry unpretty face to one corner else mine own bashing will be worse, hehehehe

hehehe very funny. You will be ok. It's just bashing. You will take it on and shine with it. Bashing won't kill u but know guys like me will be grateful u opened the thread(enough to laugh at).

ibibiofirstlady:
What makes him unfortunate?

because he bought a girl a gift and all she could refer to him as is 'one guy like that' not even 'my friend, my colleague etc' just one guy is like the guy is non existent or random. No random guy just buys u a phone.

cekhoe:
are you sure we are in democracy?,the way people have been bashing her,I doubt o

yeah that's the essence of democracy. Opportunity to say stuff(sensible and gabbage) and opportunity to reply in like manner.
Personally i feel she messed up tho. The thread is more of an attempt to portray guys dumbasses. And not presented objectively. Some of the rude bashing are unnecessary but she had it coming.

jojosweet:
I think u are vain and lame.. if u said u saved a child in Sudan and brought hope to a hungry family or got a 4:99 cgpa or found a way to cure cancer just maybe no one will bash u. U can be beautiful now and loose it in a freak accident will u bring ur lame self here and make noise about ur beauty. Sweetheart get out of ur head for a second and see the world. U need to seriously grow the up

I'm not a seer or a prophet but I can say one bumpkin will come and say u are jealous or hating. Do me a favour in advance don't see the comment.

cekhoe:
*clears throat *



just realised ugly ladies shouldn't comment on this thread

*looks at the mirror * I shouldn't comment *walks out*

don't go. You can't be worse than OP. It's democracy.

spafu:
If you are called you cry, if you are not called you cry? What manner of head did they give some of you? Moreover, the guys got your number from four-figure table I guess. Mtcheeew.

i wonder o. 'us pretty girls' what a joke.

Enypie:
At least, it's still a brain.

And it's still not big enuf.

To the two ladies who combined their RAMs to put up this write up una well done. That point 4, it says "u have the qualities I want in a girl" and not " you have ALL the qualities I want in girl". So technically no lie was told. How come u two didn't note that?

Eddygourdo:
of course there are exceptions. They just don't make any concious effort to be mentally chalengeing. Do something. Chat up any foriegn lady and do same with a nigerian girl. Tell me the one who waits for u to say hello before they say hi, who replies with k? Who wonders about whether north korea is in america. Plus why isn't messi standing in the goal post and catching with his hands. I love our ladies bbut they should improve in that aspect

I get you man. But I think it is more than Nigerian vs foreign. A lot of things come into play e.g environment among others jst like u said in the post. I don't bother a women. I just need one of them it shouldn't be that hard. U feel me?

The guy just expressed his opinion people shouldn't emotional over these things. Some of the words use aren't really polite aside that, he's got a point (not in the entirety of the write up).
well I'm definitely team Nigerian girls. They can't be all 'daft' and 'mentally repressed'. Come to think of it, if (God forbid) MAJORITY of the are, I wonder what that makes the rest of us and whose fault will that be?

Mikylopez:
kiss daniel? d guy dah graduated at age 18 n is currently 21...i guess...walks owta thread lyk ntin happened

oya come back.u come dey vex? No vex.

what is all these nonsense about animal cruelty I'm seeing up there. if you are not a leaf and weed eating vegetarian, please lose your tongue on this matter.

Terry68:
Succour! Succour!! Succour!!!

Great conflagration is consuming my domicile.


Who send am work........?



Declare all assets? No!

Sign original budget? No!

Stop to collect salary as ghost governor? No!

Say the truth for CCT na? No!

Oya! Resign with honour at-least?
This power drunken master still say No.

Na God go bless you for your sins.

Nonsensical nonsense!

Mtchewww......

ghost governor kikikiki that one cracked me up

ogorwyne:
Violence is neva the answer. If I were a guy in this situation, the babe should say her goodbyes o. This kinda woman, if u ever hurt her in marriage she will maim you, and later start regretting. They don't think straight in anger o.

thanks o. woman go come blind me for eye come dey tell me "it's in the heat of the moment ", " I was just angry I didn't mean to hurt u" stories that touch. I'm off. I'll forgive her but I'll run for my life.

Phizzlephizz:
She said "I prayed in church for you yesterday for God to TORCH your mind". me I will not forgive her, cause she didn't use the right words when she was angry, now that she's still apologising she's still not using the right words. I no go forgive lailai

make holy ghost Torch the heart to aches... that girl was born angry I tell u.

Dojupyo:
Its best to keep shut when angry.. I understand she might have felt bad, but she said too much.. If the guy has a forgiving heart and truly loves her, he can still take her back.. Most people who say things like this ain't harmful, they are just empty vessels but then if anything happens to the person, they would be held responsible even if they are innocent..

Morale of the story, You can get angry but Silence is the best

it doesn't take much to cease to be an empty vessel. that same harmless Anger will cause her to start with poison and rant later when the guy has eaten 4 spoons of cyanide laden rice.
Off I go. As for forgiveness, Why not?!! but we ain't dating no more.