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RomanceRe: See Hilarious Football Lines Used To Woo A Lady by Doubleagent008(m): 9:07am On Apr 19, 2016
VoteDemiladgold:
Fifty shades of whack grin
that is harsh and disrespectful to the beautiful game of football.
For the love of the game retract your statement.
PoliticsRe: Senate Committee Summons Danladi Umar by Doubleagent008(m): 8:57am On Apr 19, 2016
Senate should let us hear word abeg. what summon? a summon mandating him to leave the court on the day the troubled senate president is expected to have his chance to defend his corruption charges? what a perfect timing!
BTW I keep saying it that at best, this anti corruption fight bg PMB will only stay while he is in office. when he leaves, it go out the window too coz those who should champion the fight with him and make bills and laws to put stiffer punishment on guilty individuals are efficient breeders of corruption.
Nigerians need to understand that in making things work, the senate is almost as powerful(if not more) as the president. but we all hack down the executive. time to shine more light in those guys in the Chamber.
RomanceRe: Help My Girlfriend Is Pregnant... by Doubleagent008(m): 11:42pm On Apr 17, 2016
wemmieslim:
hugs @op with a pat on the back,
Dunno what to advice jor, never being in the shoe, I think my Dad will just kill me if I were the girl, handle it, I believe you.
nothing. your dad won't kill you. maybe just break your arms.
We can attempt to prove me wrong.
HealthRe: Health System Injustice In Nigeria: A Cry From A Broken Heart by Doubleagent008(m): 1:42am On Apr 16, 2016
collele:
Truth be told....Nurses work harder than other HCPs
ehn ehn including the doctors too?
RomanceRe: Ladies Can U Date A Guy U Are Older Than? by Doubleagent008(m): 8:11am On Apr 15, 2016
emitoz:
Looks like you have an electron microscope used for fishing out grammatical blunders, a lot of people would've missed that.
saw it too. was going to comment on it but when I saw his quote I was just like "let it slide mehn " I weak when I see am too.
RomanceRe: Can Men Bear To See Women Cry? by Doubleagent008(m): 12:12am On Apr 15, 2016
when the she is not my mother what concerns with a crying lady as long as I'm not the cause.
I'll care same way I'll react to a guy crying something like " sorry, take heart, don't cry again ". she is the one who knows what she's done to bring situation to being.
As for in case of disagreement with a sweetheart or sweetliver, if you like cry river. when u are done we're still going to talk about the issue with all logic.
Can't handle being responsible for a woman's tears. but when I'm not the cause whatever she is crying, blood, csf, water, ice even gas is her business. she ain't goin die from it mehn.
RomanceRe: Would You Attend Your Ex Boyfriend /girlfriend Wedding?? by Doubleagent008(m): 12:04am On Apr 15, 2016
marvluv:
its not my wedding buh I will out - dance d bride for dem to know am really happy with them..lols
that is open for verification and cross- examination.
RomanceRe: Husband Material by Doubleagent008(m): 9:24pm On Apr 14, 2016
Still thinking of how to respond to this. BTW,OP just three points?
PoliticsRe: Reps Angry As Dogara, Jibrin, Others Inject N40b Projects Into Budget by Doubleagent008(m): 9:31am On Apr 14, 2016
ziccoit:
My brother, we need to purge the National Assembly off those criminals. Imagine the level of corruption. I'm very sure Jibrin will never carry out those proposed projects, the monies allocated to various projects are going to end up in his pocket.

I can confirm to you that 25m Naira was allocated to a secondary school in my areas in 2015 budget, till this morning no single classroom has been built. Consistency project is a fraud, I'm not even sure it's captured in our constitution.
i tell you. That constitutional project is a scam.
PoliticsRe: Jonathan’s Statement That He’s Not Finished With Nigeria An Expensive Joke-muric by Doubleagent008(m): 10:28am On Apr 13, 2016
what is MURIC? how does a group that want to be taken seriously come up with such beer parlour statement? they don't want the former president to be involved with Nigeria again on what grounds? some religious, ethnic, and other irrelevant grounds or that they have valid information and data to back it up?
Like someone rightly said they were quick to jump on the former president's statement but selectively blind to the Agatu killings and cattle rearers decimation of farmlands and village settlements? right!
they should leave conspiracy theory to those who know their onions.
RomanceRe: Why Do Guys Have To Be So Thirsty And Still Have No Common Sense ?? by Doubleagent008(m):
What an unfortunate guy. So he buys a gift and still get the "one guy like that "tag.
He being just one guy like that and goes on to spend that fortune on u? And ur intelligence tells u to be rude? What a queen.
BTW, yeah i think you make a living writing for the joke section of the herald or premium times. Nice fictional imagination.
RomanceRe: Would You Attend Your Ex Boyfriend /girlfriend Wedding?? by Doubleagent008(m): 4:53pm On Apr 11, 2016
Anuoluwapo23:
i work in the adminisrative dept
That's cool. less field work less risk. and to think of the outfit...
RomanceRe: Would You Attend Your Ex Boyfriend /girlfriend Wedding?? by Doubleagent008(m):
Anuoluwapo23:
jail!?? Am a security personnel so I can't think of misbehaving
Interesting. that is a different line of work for a lady.( didn't want to use strange). what exactly is your work in the security chain. if you aren't comfortable talking about it. it's cool.
PoliticsRe: INEC Declares Election In Abuja Municipal Area Council Inconclusive by Doubleagent008(m): 7:34pm On Apr 10, 2016
is it me or Buhari's administration has substituted one devil for the other. fighting corruption and allowing bad electioneering process to thrive. even Maurice iwu's INEC didn't perform this badly when all prevailing indices are corrected. the current INEC Hasn't gotten any Election right since may 29.
PoliticsRe: Why Is The Story Of The Fulani Herdsmen Always One Sided???? by Doubleagent008(m): 7:28pm On Apr 10, 2016
Bros please don't start what you can't finish. those guys don't reason with people. they graze people's farmland and respond to any resistance with violence.
to them their cows are important, to a cassava farmer his own cassava in his own home town is important. why should you destroy another man's means of livelihood for yours when you are a normad? Not done.
Their own side of the story is for the court of law. good luck getting them there.
BTW we are yet to talk about how they have the freedom to carry Assault riffle about.
PoliticsRe: SE & SS Will Be The Two Region Campaigning For Buhari In 2019 by Doubleagent008(m): 7:22pm On Apr 10, 2016
All I'm waiting for is may 29 to make my opinion about this government.
PoliticsRe: NASS Explains Shocking Reason Behind Cancellation Of Coastal Rail Line. by Doubleagent008(m): 7:20pm On Apr 10, 2016
which way Nigeria?!! Sometimes you just lose all your patriotism when you see how the Elites are thinking.
RomanceRe: Would You Attend Your Ex Boyfriend /girlfriend Wedding?? by Doubleagent008(m): 7:06pm On Apr 10, 2016
marvluv:
of cos I can attend my ex bf's wedding if am invited, i go even dance pass d bride seff
huh?!! is it your wedding? why will you want to outshine the bride? To make the unfortunate guy rethink his position?
would like to know the interesting reason why u would out- dance the bride.
RomanceRe: Would You Attend Your Ex Boyfriend /girlfriend Wedding?? by Doubleagent008(m): 7:04pm On Apr 10, 2016
Anuoluwapo23:
i shall know some people are desperate...
yeah of course there are desperate people. thanks tho. I'll be alright. I no dey do pass myself. don't go and be desperate. u hear me? would hate to hear u are in jail.
RomanceRe: Reasons Why Many Guys Insist On Getting Into Ladies' Pants In Relationships by Doubleagent008(m): 6:15pm On Apr 10, 2016
falseman:
In a relationship you must have something to offer but an average Nigerian girl don't.

Let's do a reality check : what do I need a girl for?

Wash my clothes? I can do that

cook? I cook better than most.

money? They are always broke

intellectual support? They will make you more dumb

someone to share my problems with? They have more problems than you can have in a life time

Pusssy? They have it but I don't

In reality you can't give what you don't have so if pusssy is what you have my sister offer it and remain blessed.
funny mehn
RomanceRe: Would You Attend Your Ex Boyfriend /girlfriend Wedding?? by Doubleagent008(m): 4:55pm On Apr 10, 2016
Anuoluwapo23:
she may wantu poison you may because you did something wrong to her but you didn't remember you know it's easy to forgive but not easy to forget... Okay for example me there are still some of my ex that i won't mind killing seriously but am not a killer..
Lol the last part got me cracking... want to poison your ex.
well, logically if she is getting married why would she still want to poison me irrespective of what I did( didn't kill her people na). Getting married should mean she is moving on (or ideally that she has moved on). poisoning me over the break up won't serve her any reasonable purpose just a waste of life and murder. but then you are right some girls can be crazy like that.
But does it really happen?! thought that was. some Nollywood stuff.
Christianity EtcRe: Prophet Mboro: Jesus Wife Is Hot And Sexy by Doubleagent008(m): 12:09pm On Apr 10, 2016
Happy Sunday folks. I don't have the energy for this. I'm out!!!!
RomanceRe: Would You Attend Your Ex Boyfriend /girlfriend Wedding?? by Doubleagent008(m): 7:18pm On Apr 09, 2016
Anuoluwapo23:
bro please don't get it twisted so girls can be so desperate
desperate? Help me out. I don't understand. She is the one having a wedding.
RomanceRe: Would You Attend Your Ex Boyfriend /girlfriend Wedding?? by Doubleagent008(m): 7:01pm On Apr 09, 2016
I'll go. If I'm invited why not? If I can't stand the wedding(bad break up), she won't get my number or contact in the first place. So should I be invited,i'll step in congratulate them and bounce. No time.
RomanceRe: Ladies And Wearing Mini Skirt by Doubleagent008(m): 6:47pm On Apr 09, 2016
I am a part of the society that believes that " every action and inaction has consequences". If you can't bear the consequence don't do it. Mini, thong, skirt, anything. Your choice your cross.
RomanceRe: Ladies And Wearing Mini Skirt by Doubleagent008(m): 6:42pm On Apr 09, 2016
Afrok:
Team skirt over trousers... it makes everything easier for the parties involved (female and male) kiss
i like where your head is at.
RomanceRe: Signs Your Woman Does Not Respect You by Doubleagent008(m): 6:38pm On Apr 09, 2016
Cutehector:
pls can someone translate wat this girl is talkn abt pls
me sef dey wait. Una two talk no join na.
RomanceRe: Signs Your Woman Does Not Respect You by Doubleagent008(m): 6:35pm On Apr 09, 2016
Alright. Will take note.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Swansea vs Chelsea (1 - 0 ) On 9th April 2016 by Doubleagent008(m): 5:13pm On Apr 09, 2016
kindworld:
Chelsea na tennis? bounce kò bounce ni.
bros i tire o.
Christianity EtcRe: Pope’s New Guidelines On Love, Sex And Marriage by Doubleagent008(m): 7:30pm On Apr 08, 2016
But wait what exactly is it that people have a problem with in all that the pope has said?
whether it's diplomacy, wisdom or politics he has put forward some answers on how to tackle some social issues that are before us today.
He has not said at any point in that report that he supports any of the sins he talked about.
He has only pointed that we should hate the sins but love the people who sinned and teach them the right thing with love. there is no sin or crime in that.
I'm not a Catholic person. everything doesn't have to be a fight for supremacy.
My Humble opinion.
Christianity EtcRe: Pope’s New Guidelines On Love, Sex And Marriage by Doubleagent008(m): 7:11pm On Apr 08, 2016
Stupedinluv:
Bruh if we look at that advice carefully and critically we would realise no one else needs that advice more than you and your friends. Your church is a burden by itself, come to Christianity and experience total freedom and peace wink
you are always too passionate about your views which is good but sometimes it puts in unnecessary fights.
Think about it. nobody likes their belief to be attacked and condemned. Telling him his church is a burden to him, he will find it offensive. If the situation were reversed, you are not likely to be cool with it.
Don't fight when you don't need to.
RomanceRe: Whats The Reason Why Boys Don't Compliment Themselves Romantically? by Doubleagent008(m): 9:43am On Apr 08, 2016
refiner:
lol!...I prefer d guys way of complementing....why?....cos dey just do dat for fun and never meant it buh gals live a pretentious life and dose romantic names dey call each other are never meant!

wink
this girl right here should have just been a guy. she gets it.

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