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J2381:
The moment they start asking for money for data and recharge card.

I don't fucking care. I'll back the he'll off.
I can't be dating a babe that has no control of her life.

EmekaBlue:
see her seperating bweast

and a backside bigger than bombay

The breast are keeping malice with each other.

Adamawa corpers that will like to go from Ilorin should send me a message.

Henitan24:
Wow.. lucky you. I served in Adamawa, passed out this month and am already working. It's a good place to be. Congratulations

Really? What about safety? Where did you travel from when you were going how was the journey?

kayvinci:
Anyone posted to adamawa here...

Here! I'm

Why does she look like a kim k with bad plastic surgery. Live stream Na mistake? I bet am na lie.

What is stank really? Come on! Do me better than this

ClaudiaM:
Claudia
Unilorin
2017
Microbiology
Calabar,Lagos,Enugu

Did u say enugu? U are joking right?

mhizesther:
Oh thank u

You are welcome

mhizesther:
Seriously

Yeah seriously. Your picture is nice BTW .

StephDamielola:
Do you really want to know the truth?

Oh go ahead

No need.
He can wear the girl's pants and bra while over there.

TonieLee:
So u are calling lalasticlala to carry ur personal opinion to front-page. Pls put it in ur pocket that's where it belongs

But don't be angry now

Rorachy:
I use to ask the same question till someone answered it


I'm not spilling it .

Oya vomit it jare. Who knows I might learn something new

IamKashyBaby:


Ooh i thank Jezzuz for giving me a flat azz coz i dont have to worry about how it stank in that big crack once she starts sweating

Only those PHAT UKWU WORSHIPPERS headed by Lefulefu & the rest of his crew love phat booteey

Pahdin?! Sorry is that a defence strategy or something?!

Am I mad? After u told me? Do I have an autodestruct button on my destiny?
The answer to the above questions are no so you know the rest

sunshineG:

What most ladies don't know is that most guys are broke, even the guys with a few change to spare because of the bad economy

So if you feel like been insulted as a lady, just call out broke guys
You can never get enough of them.

Plus most girls are broke too

Even the FG is broke. So what's my own? Being broke is not a permanent state and it's pretty relative

rebirthforgoody:
After dating those broke guys when they make with your help they will now remember you are not in the same level with them well I pity them because they will come knocking again for help.

Just a comment here .... but while you are making them grow before they make it, you should work on yourself too. What I mean here is that both of you develop in the same direction and not you just sacrificing your goals all the time.

dimssy:
We should stone you...

Walahi.....�

olayiwola4u:
lol

See arranging on top break up. Haaa me sef want to break up

andykay:
Mine happened last week. She told me that she's no longer with her bf before we started the relationship because she discovered that the bf is drilling her bestie hole.
Fast forward to two days later, saw her with the bf and she ignored me just because he was with the bf. She called me again two days after the incident that she was not feeling fine and that she wanted to see me so as to tell me what really transpired and to apologise. I gave her a time to see her but unfortunately i couldn't meet up with the time cos i was hanging out with my buddies.
To cut the long story short, i got the eventually, the bitch has called another guy to take her out just because she didn't see me on time.
And that was the last time i spoke to her though she has been trying to reach me.
You can see that these hoes ain't loyal at all...

Funny and sad...
But dude don't let it bother you. You just dodged an RPG. Congrats

amakadihot87:
..........since u defect as an agent ,u will also defect as a lover

No o! That one is work. This one is different. Cliche right?

amakadihot87:
I prepared good soup and fufu d nite i decided it was gonna end...........gave him d best Bleep ever.......in d morning i declared the match over,he thought i was joking but when i didnt pick his call for 3 weeks he understood d fare well

Can u date me for just one day and break up that way too? Not a bad way to end things.

Benita27:
Advantages of dating me.

Keep your money I don't need it, we're not in the business of trade by barter and I won't be offering sex in exchange for it, that doesn't mean 'cause I don't ask you won't give.

I don't care about how much I have on my phone when I'm on a call, that's a bonus advantage. I'm a fan of calls.

I could be very difficult to read. It's an advantage to me.

Let me think of the rest.

Kindly explain the call part again. U lost me

amakadihot87:
I prepared good soup and fufu d nite i decided it was gonna end...........gave him d best Bleep ever.......in d morning i declared the match over,he thought i was joking but when i didnt pick his call for 3 weeks he understood d fare well

Eh?! Which kind farewell package be that? So that he have a fresh mind of what he is missing?

ikevictor:
Yeaaa...am back with another very true one...

2011!

She was madly in love with me I could feel it in my every pulse - or she made me believe

But somehow I lost count of how many people she has slept with...I was only following the trails so not really sure...

But I had to conclude if it was her for life or was I in for a real bad lifetime if I dare...

So I played a fast one...wrong though, but necessary.

I bought a lovely ring and left in in my bedroom drawer...cos am sure she searches my room for condoms all the time so she will stumble on this

After a couple of months when I am sure she must have seen it and now expecting...

I told her I would have loved to take us to another level BUT my late dad keeps appearing in my dreams to warn me not to dare....

Told her I have prayed but no way...

We both searched the ends of the world to find a reason why the spirits won't let me propose...chai! God forgive me shaa.

We prayed, fasted, everything...until I came up with the final game plan.

I told her my pastor said we should confess each other sins to ourselves, in that way we will be approaching God with our case in spirit and in truth...and also our spirits will be blameless even in the spiritual realm..Oh

Maybe it was how serious my face looked while I was saying this - she bought the idea...

My people o...that was the day my left ear stopped functioning o.

Cos by the time she was halfway talking what she did behind me, I realized I needed to register my self immediately @ LUTH critical HIV test center.

I nearly jumped out of my own window that day o but decided to act mature and listen attentively.

By the time she was done - I had no option but to Share the Grace.

hmmm...no be small thing o.

Funny shii mehn! Left ear stopped functioning. Wow

Perfectionist11:
Met this cutie from one big private sch during one inter collegiate debate.we exchanged no,my friends warned me...that it'll be hard to nail the gal cox d financial gap back then was huge...& ur guy was in a govt sch...fast forward..... we started dating,the gal was so sweet & caring...she even became friends wt ma friends....4 months later, she invited me to their house afta everybody don go church...we were intimate for d 1st time & damn the sex was good...until she told me we should break up up cox she didn't wanna fall for me coz she had the intention of using me when we met but she's developed feelings due to ma charisma or whatever ...damn I cried... since then your boy no love again.

weyrey ni awon obirin yii o

EHIRIMCHA:
My gal broke up with me because she feels am not ready for marriage and she wants to get married this year and as am typing this message she's very much single and lonely.

Baba I have come to understand that all those things are nice ways to tell you u don't have money. When things change, Na she go convince u say u ready.

mimee9:
He said he wants to move closer to God,that he doesn't want to be in any relationship,and that I should wait for him,till when he is ready for marriage he will come for me.... I still dey Wait o

Nah lie! Did he expect u to wait? Are u really waiting? No kidding

ekiticoach:
Her parents disapproved our relationship because I'm entrepreneur not a salary earner.

their mistake