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Ode!

Stretch mark is as normal as water

Strahovski1:
The anti stretch mark guys really hurt some ladies

#SteretchMarkIsDisgusting

You joking?

ActOfWar:
:oLol wicked sombori! Dov.eda/Laved.a same handler??

This woman is a complete ewu

Nonsense!

You want a cook to have soft hands . You must be a joker!

I am sure that you expect her to do house chores too and still retain her soft fingers

BlueEyeBalls:
Wat turns me on in the opposite sex :
1. Her eyes... the way her eyes meets mine, shiny white and short eye lashes, (just like the lady on my dp) the way she blinks, lol... . That can really SWITCH ME ON!
2. how soft her finger feels on my skin wen she holds me.... Nothing turns me ON more than a soft palm, soft that u can even think of 12 crazy things at the same time(don't ask me what they are).
3. The use of pidgin English during a conversation.... Sexy! That's what I call it, especially when she got a sweet voice to back it up with... I admit it straight to her face that I love how she speaks... it's so sexy when she does this
4. Girls who wear loosed cloths.... WoooooooooooooW! This one got me wondering, especially when she's a tall lady , "what could be in those bogos lol, see how tall she is and slim while in those... Damn! I can only imagine"
5. Good cooks... Just to let u know, wen I eat a lady's food and I enjoyed it really well, I SEDUCE her my self lol... I can't help it

I would do that only if he is lying DEAD

Eagul:
Good for you.

Hope you find him attractive.. Twer.k all you want for him babe

I just met one

Eagul:
Ok.. goodluck finding them

*kisses

Mor.ons will tell me something similar

Eagul:
Bliv wat you want.. It's a free world

Don't be surprised when someone tells you something similar

You are not a very good liar. This garbage is one these he-said-she-said rumours. You have never been to her shows, I doubt if you could afford it sef

Eagul:
Tiwa savage that guys touch her privates during shows

Some go as far as rubbing her kitty-cat or fingeirng sef

@morndew, you are a liar. They weren't married and teebliz did not seem to care then

Why can't you use your brain?

JUHABACH:
why are you angry?

Are saying that you are never purchased pads your mother or sisters before?

zanebaddo:
You are every girls dream jare which girl wouldn't want a guy like you? It's no shame bro.

Me buy pad for girl?

It is called marital rape because it is rape that happens in a marriage. Rape is rape under the law

Dotmax53:
Op beware, An husband cant rape is own wife, that process is called wounding under family law

Dvmbhead, it happens.

RichYoungNigga:
Tied you up the first day and raped you, tied you up the second time and raped you, tied you up for a year and raped you and you're still with him ??


Wait, let me call my 4 year old son, he may believe this.

Why don't you shut up?

JUHABACH:
so much wrong in this post, i m not even sure where to begin.

Explain why rich and powerful men who abuse their wives?

greenpasture:
Without making excuses, Nigerian men are highly emasculated. At work they are talked down on, poverty robs them of dignity and some are already not mentally sound. At the slightest provocation they , flare up to defend their non existent manhood we need lots of retraining on what I means to be male ( females too)

Body parts are not enough.

Once you see a man flaring up for no good reason, get on your bike.

Your sisters sound awful
Shout, scream, act, pretend and think like a sexists pig. It still wouldn't make you a man.
You are just an Insecure and broke boy. [quote author=wales774 post=45264659][/quote]

wales774:
Tiwa is a stuppidd biitcch like my mother , shey she just dey realize say tj na coke boi......happy new year ........na Tj make her get fame and name so he is free to chop her payment and nothing will happen ......am in surport

How old are you please?

Tiwa should counter sue na.

I don't have to worry my head about accommodation. Adverse possession here I come.

Go and marry a man. Trust me, it will save you from needless worry.

omarithmetics:
That wasn't my only point but I guess that's the only one you saw. The reason you had to insinuate marrying another man is beyond me. Come out of the closet when you're ready.

Logical is getting married to another guy instead whining like an emotional and stvpid he-goat about getting married to a woman

omarithmetics:
The fact that its official that you'll only have s3x with 1 person for the rest of your life is quite sad.
The most basic weddings nowadays costs at least 2m and that's not counting add-ons. In this utterly over-hyped event, the bride gets to be the centre of attention while the groom might as well be the third choice keeper of aston villa.
Another reason to cry.
And then there is the saddest part. Living together with a woman. Its similar to living on another planet where logic has yet to be discovered. Crying is the least one can do in such situations

I tire for these people. Maturity isn't about age at all.

ogorwyne:
And u guys made fun of him for wearing what he has? It might not even be his. I pray education opens a way for him. I feel so bad for that guy, he is trending on NL and may not even be aware just because of one childish and foolish course mate, who felt the need to make fun of his struggle.

He wore what he could afford

sugardad1:
See what a guy wore to school today for project defense

SirShymexx:


Thank God we have a witness to how this ish started. I ignored you after you acted like a mor.on but you couldn't help yourself and you had to mention me again, then you did it again earlier this year. You ran away and I told you that I intend to finish this.


I already told you that you can ask for my addresses, I will give them all to you. If you want to find out whether or not I am an asylum seeker, let me smell a crime from your side

Do not quote me again. Good riddance to bad rubbish!

I didn't mention your name. It was our brother with dissociative identity disorder that tagged you.

telemapreye1:
Brother why did you mention my moniker?Telemapreye?

I am scared . I can give you my address to save you the trouble. I am not afraid of death at all. It is a release darling.


I don't stalk you. Nah, I just don't like coward and people with DID. I will say whatever I want to say and move on. I will quote whomever I want to quote too. We both know who started it. I did warn you I was going to finish this. And I did

It was an advice. You don't need to moan about it

SirShymexx:
I don't report to mods but this is going to be the first time I'll report someone to the mod cos when I get pissed off this is going to be bigger than NL and I'll definitely look for this biitch and take her life, I swear on everything. cc: mynd44, seun, lalasticlala, dominique et al.

I don't know this miserable, jobless, bitter, and smelly sket...and I don't post to her. And she needs to stop following me all over the forum under her numerous handles:

- telemapreye1
- doveda
- daretodiffer
- dare2differ
- akike etc.

You lot need to do something about this psychotic stalker who has a death wish cos when I switch, I'll end up extracting all the IP addresses on this forum and look for this bastard. Just tell her to stop following me everywhere and wishing me death. And she needs to keep my mum's name out of her mouth.

This is going to be my final warning. Just try me.

Your mama may just end up crying over you if you are not careful. I think I am going to like that very much.

SirShymexx:
Lol.

Observation: I can see two miserable and lonely Eboe kids raised by Chimanmanda the hustler who writes idiotic books attacking an old Yoloba woman airing her opinions. This is war!

These idiots and the nauseating gender equality crap - I don't know how women can be equal when most women can't even drive properly (the most terrible drivers ever).

She is a mor.on and you are so stv**d. And you are so full of sh.it for quoting me. Ijiot!

CopyLearner:
Your mouth is full of sh*t, why is that? Why do you think she has no right to talk?cz ur views differ?

Not for me. Send me a pm . I will be waiting

iPopAlomo:
It's a process... calm down... let's just talk up...

Don't mind me, that did not come out right. . I meant that we don't need a legislation because all rights are already enshrined in the Constitution. Instead people should focus more on giving equal opportunities which by the way already exist save for some areas in Nigeria due to cultural practices.

cococandy:
@bolded statements are contradictory with each other. How can we not need the bill but need equal opportunity for both genders? Is that not what the bill is about?