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Swear down. Just Imagine!!!

Teeneyo:
I swear
Na pikin full dis forum

See Lamide Bankole oh!

She even comes to your house to wash your cloths and you let her and come here to yarn apata.

Baba, that babe is just loving you genuinely and without restriction, the only flaw here is that she no know how to hide it and act diplomatically with you, probably cos she's a sanguine.

If you miss that babe, na you sabi.

someone that choose to love you with all this your Melancholia.

P.S: Abeg send me the babe number. i am looking for a wife that can love me unconditionally....

Weyrey dey disguise

No everyone knows what's going down.. you see that there are high profile Nigerians benefitting form this whole charade. this country is a mess. Abeg, who get beta link to permanently remove me self from this God forsaken country?

You look like Abba Kyari Jnr

BUT WHY PEOPLE NO DEY MIND THERE BUSINESS?

RUN OH!

Mr. Mele Kyari [color=#006600][/color]

Is that not Super Cop's brother?

I can never trust any kyari's.. Haba Mana!

Oga OP, Our elders say ' One word is enough to the wiseman'

Read thru all the comments and summarize them all, you come to the same conclusion.

So make a wise decision cos the solution to this situation is glaring at you with eyes wide open.

Try get small sense.

They got down from the car and threathing to deal with us if the gate is not opened...they forced the gate open and drove inside the community,[color=#000099][/color]

it would have turned out differently if you stood your grounds and didn't allow them in. Next action would have been them contacting the rich man to send his emissary to the gate and allow them in that way you would have carried out your job to the last minute.

its well brother, just focus and you will be alright. Besides, who knows what the heaven have planned for you. Being there might hinder the goodness coming your way. Be positive buddy. it is well!!

Another old news again

Old New.

This platform sef...

YEEPAA!!!! 12 TO15 DROPS? GU YOU STILL DEY THAT HOUSE? ITS LIKE ALL THE HORRO MOVIES YOU HAVE BEEN WATCHING NEVER TEACH YOU SENSE.

I NO DEY HOUSE TODAY, BIKO.

BUT WAIT OH! WHAT IF I STAY UP AT NIGHT AND DISCOVER THE DEMON COMING INTO THE HOUSE WITH BLOOD DRIPPING FROM ITS MOUTH AND TIE IT DOWN. YOU KNOW I CAN BE GETTING CORRECT SCORE LIKE 6K ODDS EVERYDAY.

HMMM!

OP, LETS SWAP LOCATION...

Franzinni:
hmm deep the world is strange ... it sometimes lead from the rooms and sometime in the living room but this one in thethe picture is just in the living room in a straight line of aboit 12 to 15 drops

OP. You are a lucky somebori. Take corrections form your chat with your MD and do better next time.

Personally, i dont think you've been entirely left off the hook cos now everyone knows yor relationship with the MD and the jealous and wicked one (friends of your ex boss) will come for your head now. So grow in maturity with dealing and always apply diplomacy in all ur official doing.

Congratulations on this win.

God bless

WillyWonda1:
https://www.nairaland.com/6983980/gave-boss-shocker-life


Sequel to my previous post about my boss and I.
It was a dramatic day for me yesterday. While everyone was enjoying Valentine's day celebration, I was summoned to a panel to explain my reasons for having to yell at my superior at work and not reporting to HR just like everyone has been suggesting on the comment section.
So I honoured the panel while a member of the board of directors was invited to hear from both parties.
My boss was emphasizing on the fact that I don't do the duties assigned to me, which is a BIG FAT LIE. Basically, he didn't have any cogent reason for his negative actions towards me. It was just pure hatred. I was then asked to talk, then I told the panel that since I was posted to his department, I've been getting negative vibes from him for no reason. I endured the whole hatred for 2 years and 3months under him without any retaliation.
Luckily, the MD had been briefed about the whole thing.
Now, i need you all to understand that I have a personal relationship with the MD.
So while the panel was ongoing, the MD called on zoom and interfered in the meeting. After hearing from both of us, he gladly ordered that my now EX BOSS be transferred to our portharcourt branch while someone else takes over with immediate effect.
Before I decided to yell at him, I had already made up my mind for whatever the outcome would be cos I had been pushed to the wall. Then the promotion even worsened the whole issue to the point that he couldn't hold the hatred other than to show it to me.
During pep talk this morning, y'all needed to see the look on his face. It was obvious he wanted me out, but to God be the glory, reverse is the case.

The MD later called me personally to admonish me about taking laws into my hands. I apologized and the whole thing ended.

I'm sorry for the long talk, but that's how it all played out.
Thank you all for your comments and suggestions. God bless us all.

Wetin person no go see cos of marriage. lol. wahala dey oh. Baba, just stop talking in the house. if them ask u question just nod your head or you say ' no ablah ingles'. she'll get the message and go back home.

hahahahahaha! i feel your pain bro.

Aside the skiibii song in the background I don't see this as new Biko. I remember nairaland of those days. i con be glued to my nokia 2626 for hour reading through the pages. so interesting and informative.

Ghen Ghen!!!!

Abso'fucking'lutely agree 100 percent.

lol.

Its the Handwriting for me.

Just thread with caution. Its a real difficult task to bring upa female child.

It is well.

Oh dear!!!!

BE strong and steadfast.

You will always find peace and laugh best.

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CONGRATS!!! OMO OLUWABI. YOU JUST DROPPED DA BOMB. EKU EWO'OMO OH!

wherey dey disguise. cheat ko, chettah ni.

Go and pay bride price. OTI ZEH!!!

seunsiju:
Even though she always warn me to be using condom, but i like it raw and sweet, couple of weeks ago, she is feeling sick and tired, and i sent her money for checkup, the news break my heart, the test shows she is three weeks pregnant! i want to denied the pregnancy based on say i read her chats on Whatsapp cheating and having sex with another guy, but deep down i know i responsible for this cos the date tally with the time we had last sex....we have agreed to abortion, but am scared it might go wrong.

Pls advice me
Should i denied that i owned the pregnancy, cos i can back my claim up cos she cheated during that periosd or should we go for the abortion.

Pls am not ready to be a father to another kid!!! Help a depressed brother

Dear OP< you better thread with caution.
When a man refuses to talk to a fellow man for longer duration, there is a big situation. If he loves his mom then how is it that she does not know what transpired btw the both grown up niggas.

Thread with caution lest you lose that which is so dear to you.

Jennyclay:
Good afternoon nairalanders and Happy new year to everyone. I promise to be brief.

My fiance and I hv been dating for 2 years. He's doing well for himself, he's humble, he's quick to apologize even when you're at fault. He calls his mom and siblings regularly, but he don't talk to his Dad. If I ask, he would say forget about him

My fiance has been keeping malice with his father for 3 years now. I don't know what transpired between them because he would never tell me. He act like his father doesn't exist.

His mom and I do talk on phone once in a while. Yesterday I called her to wish her happy new year, we spoke well and she prayed for me. Abt 10 mins later she called back, but this time she was crying, She explained how his son has not been talking to his Father, she said this year 2022 would make it 3 years, she said they have called elders and pastors to talk to him but all to no avail. She said It would be her greatest joy if I also help her talk to him since he loves me so much. We were on the phone for over 45min.

Nairalanders, he's coming to seek my hand in marriage by March but I'm scared and here are my reasons. 1) His he pretending to be nice to me 2) what if we have little misunderstanding when we get married will he forgive me or keep malice with me for years

I was so angry at him, I told him that I'm giving him now till month end to reconcile every conflict or dispute he has with his father else I'm calling our relationship a quit, because this character seems to be a redflag to me. He started begging me, he said I don't understand yet he's not telling me anything.

I'm really confused. Please help a sister.

But wait oh Guys...

How is this the devils fault now?

Heard a woman shouting and crying that the Devil came late.

Late to what? late for dinner or for an appointment.

I stop to wonder why African, especially Nigerians are so bleeped up gullible.

You were so careless in managing a petrol station and a fire stated. on a norms, you ought to have called the fire service or use the fire extinguisher as you have been trained but no! Nigerians will prefer praying and binding and commanding the fire to go out on its own.

Why did i even exist in this time sef.

Useless and gullible people everywhere.

OP go back apologize well to ur dad and make a better life for yourself.

OP, u are the only child, your mum is late. Your dad is having series of babes and you think its time for you to start smoking? Why do u want to throw away everything you will soon come to own? Don't you know that the babes ur dad brings home will want to stay too and you are so disturbing this plans and getting in there way. They will look for any/all ways to push you away from your dad and own him eventually.

You're suppose to be the man of the house not misbehaving, giving excuses and allowing his ambitious girlfriends get a chance to pit you and your dad against each-other(its already started, if you don't know it yet) for their selfish aim.

Try get small sense and go back to your house before they babes bring in their own kids to replace you. OLODO

NnolimNzubechi:
Hello Nairalanders.
It's A Long Read But Please Bear With Me

Am the only child, Am A Boy,my mom died when I was 3 years and am the only child.so it's been only me and dad since and his girlfriends..

Recently I started smoking, He noticed it..My dad too smokes but only cigarette,He has been smoking past a Decade Now But He looks very Healthy And Chubby Too So You won't Know He Smokes Unless Your Saw Him smoking.

So He told Me To Stop Smoking,And He Was Angry With Me For A Week plus,Later The Anger Reduced..He Taught I Smoked Only Cigarette but I Smoke Both cigar and Arizona Weed,Jus those Two.i Don't Take alcohol.
I Stopped Smoking Though,It Was on Saturday Being Feb 4,That I Relapsed,I Smoked A.Z,So My Dad And Her Current Girlfriend Came Back,She went To The Backyard And Saw the Aches and The Brown Rizzla..Then she went and Told My Dad,My Dad Came Into My Room And Started Saying Plenty Things,Lastly He told me To Leave His House Tomorrow Being Sunday Feb 05. He then left My Room, I Was Shocked,I Didn't What To Do Or Say To Him

So in The Morning I went Out To Buy Something,When I Came Back He Locked The Back Door From inside,So I Couldn't Open It With My Keys.I Knocked And Told Him It Was Me,He Told Me To Go Back To Where I Come From And i Should Not Knock Ever Again.This Made Angry,He Didn't Even Give Me The Chance To Apologize,I Used Vex And Told Him Oya Let Me Carry My Property,He Said He Will Throw it For Me,That He Is Already Packing My Belongings,Few Minutes Later He Threw It for Me,I Was Down So He Threw It From Up...So I Left to Stay With a Friend in another State.


So My Question Now Is what My Father Did The Right thing?My Telling Me To Leave His House Cos I smoke, Am 19 Years Of Age, I Will be 20 This Year.I heard too Many ulcers and Helicobacter pylori Which Leads To Stomach Cancer,Yet He Told Me To Leave, He Was The Buying Medicine For Me But He Knows The Ulcer And Helicobacter pylori Hasn't Healed Final.He Knows I Don't Have Money To Fend For Myself Yet,i Always Go To His Shop To Help Him With His business.

What He Did By Telling Me To Leave Is It Right?I Don't SMOKE Outside,I only SMOKE In Our Flat,Cos I Don't Want People To Know I SmokE,My Dad Will be Ashamed When People Tell Him I Smoke ,He is a Very Popular Man Here..


Today I Chatted Him And Told Him Am Sorry For My actions,The First Thing He Told Me Was (you will never see good In your life)..I Didn't Mind Though The Curse though, I Begged Him,And He Told Me To Come Back,But Am Really Not Happy With Him,What if I Have Accident?what if I was Kidnapped?He didn't Think Of Those ones instead He sent Me Parking, I Have always Be A Good son which he tells me Frequently,I don't give him Headache.Just Only That Smoke

Even Though He Told Me To Come Back Am Still annoyed With Him,Instead of Him to Help Me To Stop ,He Told Me To Leave His House And Go continue Smoking.Those Words Hurt Me....

Should I Go back To Him And Start Planing To Save Money And Relocate?Cos I don't Have a Dime Now,And My ulcer Hasn't Healed Complete...I haven't even Eaten Good Food since yesterday,Just one okpa
...
My Main Question Are (Did My Dad Do The Right Thing By Telling Me To Leave,Should I Go Back To Stay With Him??Or should I Stay Here At My friend Place and start Hustling For Myself??

Please Moderators Should help Move to Front page,Am in Deep confusion Now.Thanks

I cannot say much here. OP, if you want peace of mind and not spend the rest of your money and days in jail abroad. Kindly, think it thru. There is problem in ur marriage obviously and u need to sort it out.

The reason you wife gets into a fit and throw things around is cos you like philandering with single ladies. so stop the habit and she might stop throwing, breaking things. shikena.

But stop it here first b4 going abroad oh. those white popo no dey joke when dey see a woman cry oh. be it crocodile or antelop tears.

Lasunray01:
Good day nairalanders. My first time post in 5yrs.

Will try to summarize the issues and seek sincere advise please.

I’ve been married before but got divorced within a year due to genotype issues(it’s a long story). So I remarried 2yrs after and with a child now, and that’s where my issues started from.

I know I have some bad sides too which I’m trying to change, which is flirting with single ladies, and this has caused multiple fight with my wife.

Whenever we have this fights, not physical, just verbal, but in her anger she breaks virtually anything around, cups, laptop, speakers etc. she can be madly angry. I’ve warned, petted her severally to desist from this act especially infront of our kid...but she won’t. It’s getting worse by the day. Now she reports me with blackmail to her parents and friends making me feel I’m the worst husband in the universe, calling me unprintable names. Calling me weak cos I don’t beat.

Now the advice I seek, we are planning to relocate as a family abroad this year, but I’m really scared. I can actually go alone, but would prefer we all go together since I have the means. But I’m scared if I won’t regret my actions to take her along with this her character. What if I get jailed or lose custody of our child abroad, because she’s a master in blackmail. She can turn simple issue overboard.


Sorry for the long epistle. Just had to pour out my mind. Constructive criticism is welcomed.

Thank you

Congrats, Nwaoma!! God Bless and supports you. Make him proud from now henceforth

Utanisco:
A female graduate treated her father to a pleasant surprise as she appreciated him for training her in school.

The overjoyed lady ran to her father's mechanic workshop and gave him a hug before going on her knees to express gratitude.

The fresh graduate also dressed her father in her graduation clothes and received prayers from the stunned man.

A lady upon graduation from school stormed her father's place of work to show gratitude in an emotional fashion. The Nigerian lady identified as Lydia Okojie hurried to her father's mechanic workshop while rocking her graduation gown.

https://www.legit.ng/people/1454328-female-graduate-runs-her-fathers-mechanic-workshop-hugs-dresses-him-her-graduation-clothes-clip/

With this revelation, does be still deserve the man of the match and the gool keeper of the tournament?

HE CHEATED!!!!!

olatade:
REVEALED: Egypt goalkeeper Gabaski had a water bottle listing Senegal players' penalty preferences during AFCON final shootout defeat... with the shot stopper going the right way all but once and saving Sadio Mane's spot-kick in normal time


Egypt Keeper's Water Bottle Covered With Notes On Senegal's Penalty Takers Preferences Discovered

The water bottle belonging to Egypt goalkeeper, Gabaski, listing Senegal players' penalty-taking preferences on it - has been found after the final of the African Cup of Nations in Cameroon.

The final between the Teranga Lions of Senegal and the Pharaohs of Egypt was decided by a penalty shoot-out, which the former won.

With his notes, pasted to the bottle, which he studied intently before each penalty, Gabaski went the right way all but once and saving Sadio Mane's spot-kick in normal time. Unfortunately, his efforts failed to yield the trophy to Egypt.

Credit: Daily Mail

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-10484665/amp/Egypt-goalkeeper-Gabaski-water-bottle-listing-Senegal-penalty-preferences-AFCON-final.html

Crime does not pay, But E sweet my belle say we sef don dey get confirm hackers in our obodo nigeria. They should change priority na. Hack the election and put a better president. hack all those thieving banks and politicians and spread the money so we all can buy benz.

FreeStuffsNG:
How we apprehended Access Bank’s account hacker — EFCC



https://guardian.ng/news/how-we-apprehended-access-banks-account-hacker-efcc/

checking your mental health is so paramount.

Imagine what will happen when everyone in lagos lose 0.5% of their mind at the same time!!

CHAOS!!!!!!!

WHEN YOU LOSE YOUR MIND, YOU LOSE ALL

WriterNig:
Credit: [url=https://edition.cnn.com/2022/02/06/us/michigan-mother-daughter-murder/index.html?utm_medium=social&utm_term=link&utm_source=fbCNN&utm_content=2022-02-07T11%3A30%3A03]CNN[/url]

Oya na!
Una do see shepard wey wan lead us astray. Tribal Bigot err where!

NaijaRoyalty:
James Anelu



https://punchng.com/catholic-suspends-lagos-priest-who-banned-igbo-songs-in-parish/?utm_source=top-story&utm_medium=web&amp

Just tell us he wants to use her for money rituals. which one is ' he's angry cos she didn't show him he's father.
Shebi him do grow up na? let him go look for his dad na. Bastard sons everywhere. if she no carry them commot ajegunle, maybe dem for don burn am since.

arinze198:
https://pmexpressng.com/man-27-threatens-mom-with-acid-for-not-disclosing-biological-father/

Awesome!!!!! remember us when you blow oh

Ugaboy:
Nairalander, please rate my performance

First and completed Data Analytic Visualization Project... coming from zero to here just in two weeks...I would love to xplain everything in details but I think it not necessarily...this an analysis for U.S Passenger Dataset, I cant rate this so good...I want to xplore some more chart that can carry so much detail and prediction.

Though there is no prediction on this visual...but tell the story of the performance.

The dataset contains Date, Country and numbers of passengers.

With the Analysis, you can make prediction months and days U.S are likely to have more passengers traveling or migrating.

You can also tell the exponential growth, why 2020 has the lowest passengers

Though I have some Machine Learning project on Python, Excel and Statistics (I just choose to share this cus I joined a monthly competition on LinkedIn)

Let me stop here, I see how you all rate a new Barber, graphics designer.
Come and do this for me...man want to feel encourage