₦airaland Forum

Thinee:
Lol forget the write up first and get the message, that how I write when under stress, I'm busy and just took out time to write this , tho it's long.......
I'm a graduate with 2.1 from Lagos State University, you know how hard it is to get such results in a Nigeria University......e fit be say I better pass you self!!!!....

Not in any sense of the word.

Your write up is making my head pain me and to think you're a graduate. Our educational system in this country is a failure. Ah-ahn!


Back to the story. Both of you are simps and I can promise you that in a year or two, she'll be f***ing neither of you

Digitalstarlite:
Dis jack is mad

Why? He can't dialogue with Buhari nawww. What did you expect?

techmo:
Was this necessary?! Is this also necessary, I don't know about your past or upbringing but kindly let go of this gender hate and embrace a future with everyone working together equally


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Na here her problem start

sapphiere:
Op hmm this your question is hard to answer o. I can't really tell what I will never engaged in. Anything can happen.

Situations make people change. I remember when I was young, I'd tell myself that I will never follow a man to a hotel. If he can't take me to his house he should forget. But situation changed things.


Also, I vowed never to involved myself in abortion but a guy I dated sometimes ago after getting me pregnant gave me abortion drugs to take.

So this your question is hard to answer. Anything can happen. I'm always praying for the best while being prepared for the worst.

This explains a lot. I will be keeping this for reference.

ImaIma1:
It's not that deep. Even my husband will think I have gone crazy if I call him my lord.

I misspoke.

What I meant was don't you see him as your lord, in the sense of the word, not necessarily calling him 'lord'.

Let's not lie to ourselves, this is the reality of a good 85% of relationships (marriage excluded) worldwide.


Everybody just dey gboju.

ImaIma1:
The part I said was from you was the king of the jungle. Read my comment again.

So you wouldn't refer to your husband as your lord?

ImaIma1:
Haba! Didn't you liken the man to the king of the jungle?

I meant the alpha and omega part nawww.

ImaIma1:
He's the alpha and omega and he is the king of the jungle according to Draslo

Now you're just twisting my words.

Sent you an email

luminouz:
This is very sick!!! Three kids under 10?

Yes, my brother. They even set up a camera very professionally. Truly, I don't know what the future, say, 50-100 yers from now will look like. Immorality will probably become very normal and we would revert to our crude ways of doing before thinking.

sysengr:
He shares in very few occasions.

But the children needs it more, can't he see it as a sacrifice for the meantime till there is enough to go around

It is not for you to decide, ma'am.

itzvictor219:
Na that runs them they use sustain.... But shey that one too no wrong?

Not in this part of the world where corruption is embedded deep in our DNA. Personally, I see nothing wrong with office runs. When I worked at the NPA control tower at Apapa, I witnessed Pilots, Signal Officers and Operational officers making at least 200k a shift on a bad day.

You did whaaaat


You get morafucking mind! Jeez! What if it was a planned work and you eventually wake up in a cage in the middle of a forest in Ogun state? Please learn to say 'No, thank you' even when you badly want something offered.

juman:
Where did Tinubu get money he donate here and there?
Where?

He is never known as business person.

Shame on you.

cococandy:
I’m saying you choose comparisons that are favorable to your argument. So yes you may choose a lion because you want to identify with it’s strength. But that doesn’t mean it’s a valid comparison. If so, anyone can make any comparisons they like as well and you have to accept it’s validity.

Just leave the animals alone .

Chai. Women and argument. I give up.


Lalasticlala abeg bring crowd. I need support here.

cococandy:
I’m just saying y’all chose the comparisons that supports your thoughts at the time. Just know that they are not valid because then anyone can chose whatever animal behavior they want to and try to use it to make a point

Which other animal do men compare themselves to if not lions? It's you people that refer to us as dogs sef.

Upon hearing this, she was dumbfounded and looking at the floor silently while I took my way with respect. She apologized for her bad approach to me in the first place and begged the man for discrediting his tongue.

I believed your story up until this point. Nigerian women and their ego. To apologise to a partner na World War 3 talk less of a kaftan wearing stranger

Office runs. No salary earner can live without it.

What's the point? Just yesterday I had to block someone on WhatsApp for sending me a video of three Nigerian kids under 10 performing athreesome. There's almost no way to protect kids these days unless you want them homeschooled.

cococandy:
only if he’s willing to cook his said ‘meat’ and serve it to her on a spicy delicious platter



Nairalanders always looking for weird animal facts to try and make moot points. So we should emulate animals now?
If I tell you that some female animals kill the males immediately after sex, You won’t want to apply that to humanity . All these Selective irrelevant analogies.

Black widow, we know. I don't think I've met any human who compares him/herself to an arachnid. Almost everyone's favorite position is doggy. We've been emulating animals for a long time, madam.

Obviously, your bumbum is not small.

We made a grave mistake bringing Buhari back to power after everything Fela told us.

Will having an iPhone make you immune from the coronavirus?

As a loyal wife, you should offer it to your husband. He is the figure head and leader. As a father, he would share it with his daughters. His meat belongs to you so don't mind cococandy because even if you don't cook soup, or when you cook fish, you can always have meat.


Let's take the King of the jungle as a case study, the lionesses in the pride make the kill but before anyone eats, he helps himself to it and they all respect him for it, hence the term 'lion's share'.

Hintona:
What is it with Americans and Guns?

I was saying it the other day that if Nigeria had the same gun laws as the US with gun shops littering every major city, a third of our population would be murdered in the first 10-15 years of enactment.

HUSTLER001:
My boss have asked her employees to either take the corona vaccine or resign. I didn't but I don't want to resign either. I'm expecting to get sacked and take up a legal suit. I still need advice though.

No be your fault. If to say na like Mobil, Shell, Chevron or even NNPC you dey work, you no go waste time make dem jab you.

Let's be honest, this is not news worthy. Our bloggers have PhD in lazy journalism.

Why on Earth are you sending her money... regularly?

Theboy21:
Op joined Nairaland 2007 n i dey primary 5 that time na this one be Damn niggar

You're just a f***ing kid

Post her number. I'm sure there are those who would like to continue from where you stopped