₦airaland Forum

alphaNomega:
México should have kept that lump of clay. We don't need it

Haba! You should be ashamed of yourself. You go school?

Okay.. let me make it easier for you to understand...
Gold, Silver and Bronze

Mokason288:
Later someone will say black lives matter

A lot of Black people are sick upstairs

Bi e se ma n se b oloriburuku ni yen.

Is this a black person? You're a slave in your mind but oblivious of it.

BaddieFreak:
Why do men come back after a breakup instead of moving on?

You still want her, why leave at first?

It's mostly cause of the sex. If sex with them was great, you'd almost never stop thinking about it especially if you haven't met anyone that makes you feel as good as they did. Besides, we both know this thing goes both ways across both genders. In fact,it is more prevalent in your gender.

Zeion422:
Initially i thought she was just sneezing, she normal does that early hours of the morning and late at night. But i notic any time her husband is not around i dnt normally hear her make that can of noise or sneeze as the case may be ..her husband just return back from outside duties three days ago trust me i ve not been able to sleep since them . Am outside right now.

Pls should i reason with the man or mind business mature mind pls

Hustle.

That way, you don't get neighbors in the same compound. You never build house but you want to start sleeping by 9:30pm. Nawa for you.

Itstrending:
If I see 3 million naira I can't be broke again in my lifetime, but how can I see any of them to give me?

Don't let anyone fool you bro. I know you think you have a business idea that could flourish but the policies of this woman's husband will bring everything crashing down.

Amarisco:
Been in two and never cheated.

Wont recommend it though unless it’s temporary or you were together before the distance.

Asides cheating, it puts a lot of strain.

And cheating can happen even if you’re in zero distance relationship let me just tell you now.

I'd worship your body

sapphiere:
How many Nairaland males can drive a car or even own one?

The hate in your heart will probably be the death of you.

Fedric:
I noticed that my girl friend doesn't like to come over anymore. Of late she Dosen't pick my calls often, she picked after 20 times .

I called her plenty times yesterday but she didn't pick my call giving me silly excuses that she left her phone at home while going out.

She repeated the same thing today and her excuse was that she went to an office and she can't pick the call. She later say she have to submit the phone to the security officers at the gate and that's the law of the institute .

I never see this kind of excuses and when I talk to my sister, she was like she might have gone to a man house and don't wanna pick .

The main issue with her is she believes I complain too much and she also raises voice at me any time I told her an issue I don't like.

I'm seriously tired and I am having different thoughts .

I wanted to marry her but her attitude keeps preventing me from making such move.

I feel bad right now and I needed an advice .

I feel so bad that my thought right now is to pretend, use her, dump her and make her feel regretful of making me go through emotional pain.

Should I just let her go and I should go on my who way?

Or should I just free her and start doing as if she don't exist in my life again .

I'm not happy right now and I feel so bad .


Advice please.

She may be your girlfriend but not exclusively cause obviously you're sharing her with someone else.

isaythetruth:
oga until you return to Nigeria, then I will take you seriously.

you enjoy 24hrs electricity in the US , but here in the zoo, if you see 1hr just thank God.

you enjoy roads without potholes in the US, but here, potholes will finish your car.

you enjoy a better health care system in the US, but here, the reverse is the case.

So oga keep quiet if you don't have anything to say. Just keep enjoying life in the US, and also make plans to get your parents and siblings over if you have not don't that already.

Na lie. You will find potholes from San Francisco to New Jersey. Lol.

opalu:
Nigeria is better than USA by far. See my own reason:-
This mansion attached, I can build it for $300,000 in Nigeria with private Swimming pool. But in USA, you need at least $1.8 Million to give you something like this. I mean just the construction alone.

Haba! $1.8m ke? When no be say na for Beverly hills Dem dey build am. Kilode?!

Many people who have never lived in the US will never understand his plight. Even though the grass is greener on the other side, it doesn't come without it's problems. The American dream is never really actualized by many people. They live well, enjoy great healthcare, mortgage, have a nice car but live in perpetual debt to the government. Most people never fully pay off their debts till they die. It's true.

Nigeria on the other hand is not a better place as he said. How many people can claim to live a fulfilled life when unemployment is at its highest ever and the cost of doing business is ridiculous? It is insecurity? We can talk about that from morning till the next morning...and there's no light at the end of that tunnel. Is it healthcare? The president is currently in the UK for medical check-up. Not a treatment solution that isn't available here o! Ordinary check-up. What an insult to every single medical practitioner in the country!


In the words of Zlatan Ibile, "Ko easy worldwide" but I'd rather cry in a Brabus than on a Bicycle.

Stevyne:
Boss abeg show me way
Put me on

Send dm. Let's talk

Adetrust1:
Please drop your number so I can contact you.

Send me a pm. I prefer it that way.

Michelle55:
Congratulations, it's not an easy feat. Some brostitute will not understand the peace of mind you're enjoying being celibate.
Don't bother having sex again until you are mentally ready for it, few minutes of fun can take away that peace and serenity you've been enjoying for a while now.

I swear. The peace and serenity is top notch.

Doesn't look appealing one bit.

greatnaija01:
If you story is true, congrats. Kindly replace the urge with something better and use your new found money to set yourself up with assets in a way that YOUR GENERATION will never have to work another day in their lives to earn a living.

Once all that is done.... Have great lawyers to protect all you have. Then you can go back to women.... the backward or ill luck effect won't be felt so much except for stagnancy

I have properties and lawyers. I even have properties and businesses I stand to inherit in good time. My problem now is that almost every woman looks sexually appealing now. Konji truly has no respect for anyone and can make you throw away logic

Many people, especially those who know me personally might find this hard to believe. I used to be the definition of an ashawo man. This is the longest I've ever stayed since I became sexually active in2004. This past year, I've made more more money than I have ever made in my existence. I've closed many deals, onshore and offshore, won up to just a little short of 8m on 1xbet since January.

Now I'm scared to have sex cause I just feel it'll usher in bad luck. How did you break a run of celibacy? Will I need a therapist?

Tanzania.

He's not lying. I swear, if you have a sit-down with some of Nigeria's richest men, the dialect in their accent is unmistakable. There's nothing to be ashamed about it. I actively keep my accent Nigerian no matter where I go or how long I stay there. Some people will go to Egypt, spend 1-2 years there, come back and start speaking in a strange accent that is neither British, American, Arabic or Nigerian. (Footballers, I'm looking at you o! Learn from Kanu Nwankwo)


I was shocked the day I met ex-BBN housemate, Mercy. Her accent is not sexy at all but the girl's got business brain.

Just the exact way we see these kinds of people as sick and depraved, that's the exact way I see gay men. Something is definitely wrong somewhere.

Wittyglam:
I have been seeing this all over nairaland.

Go and watch The Matrix.

Do you have a project that needs funding? Do you want to import a large consignment but you're poorly underfunded? Has your bank recently rejected a loan offer? Your location is not a barrier. Here's an opportunity to make it work.



Projects starting from $500,000 and above only.



Please, if you're not verifiable, don't bother to waste my time.



Send me a dm for details.

MediMedi:
If I lay facing the ceiling instead of it to face ceiling the head will just be staring at me left

You're looking for a problem where there is none.

Hisbah:
Southern Nigeria is headquarters for bad news

That thing you're smoking is not good for you.


People have no values anymore. I'm so glad I was a child when I heard the saying, "If you give out with your left hand, there's no need for your right hand to know even if the person becomes ungrateful."

Facing you ke? As in it looks like this >>> J

Do you have a project that needs funding? Do you want to import a large consignment but you're poorly underfunded? Has your bank recently rejected a loan offer? Your location is not a barrier. Here's an opportunity to make it work.

Projects starting from $500,000 and above only.

Please, if you're not verifiable, don't bother to waste my time.

Send me a dm for details.

This one needs lessons from pocohantas

Nigerians to dey play on the internet. Na just to watch porn, gossip and scam people we dey use am do.

Henryfocoyo:
no body fit travel all country for this Earth oo...
do you guys no how many continent we have in this Earth "7 seven" and each continent with their own country!
didn't you hear when she said..

I travelled to around 50 or so countries by myself. So that was maybe seven or eight months on my own!!

You're only thinking like that because your passport is green.