₦airaland Forum

DeanSim:
First of all, I will assume NUC has accredited the institution.

Will be back,

Lol

DeanSim:
First of all, I will assume NUC has accredited the institution.

Will be back,

Lol.Nuc small na..Make Almighty MDCN visit them.

The university of the Rich.I pray you guys graduate in six years.but until then...

CaptainECole:
Lalasticlala,I will like this to be in front page— not because of what the OP said but because of the replies that has been dished out! Thank You.
CC. Fynestboi

The op is just too dull.Like I said earlier in another thread.the right answers are marked wrong,wrong answers are marked right..Myself and my friend wrote on the 2nd of March. After the exam this guy was so depressed:he said he didn't do well in physics and English.I had to calm him down.Fast forward to the 3rd of march when our results were released,he had 75 n 74 respectively which I had far below.this is a guy I always beat hands down

Op,did you study fisheries?

DrSage:
Aiit,has a group been created already,or u gon create one now?

Bros,I heard Ui's admission is based strictly on Pume scores.how true?

toposi4naija:
Added bro

pls add 08101701771.

etiosa97:
i don't know if anyone wrote jamb here on d 1st at mikon computer institute. jamb just killed my career, they just fustrate my life. After burning midnight candle since march last year, after sleeping for 3 to 4 hours a day, after skiping so many important things, all in d name of "i wanna be a doc" still yet, this how they reward us. i weep for d future of Nigeria. so after i don finish my textbook finish ,excpecially bio, and chem, after i don carry bext bio nd chem student for my lect for 3 good months, jamb just choose to punish me like this. And the funniest thing was that, the girl i taught inside d hall got 258 and me got 213.. chia!!! am doomed. so had it been i learn barbing, i for don be boss by now.. the most painfull was that, phy that i wasn't serious for was d highest, and bio was the lowest. when i was writing my exam, i was smiling, when i finished d exam, i even had 45 more min, i was dancing,when i got home I was jubilating, and now checked my result nd am crying..?. well shits happen. na 9ja we day

Maybe,they erroneously added 40 to some peeps because I wonder how one will get 95 in English

JIMMYWAT:
ABEG WHO JAMB ADDED 40MARKS TODAY drop una comments am very happy today before it was 223 now 263

when was the first time you checked?what was your date?

emsco:
This is meant for teenagers. I wrote jamb 11 years ago

Who asked you?people have been writing even before you were born.

adaezem:
Nothing like speculative financial gains and we are not forcing anyone to buy, indeed the toothpaste is working 1dafully, a lot of people have used it and it worked for them. It is an imported toothpaste for any kind of tooth problem.

OK..if it's endorsed by NDA.

Graduates of UNIBEN,UI,OAU,UNILORIN and COVENANT are highly employable.

FredBloggs:
guy, I don't know why you parade Nairaland everyday debating which is better between MBBS and BDS? are you really a BDS student? like for real because if you are , you would be busy drowning yourself in books just to get out of Dental school! please we need those who love the field for what it is and not for some vain nonexistent glory!

Mr.bookworm ,You would do me a great favour by showing me a thread where I had ever debated MBBS vs BDS..Pls,don't push me to the wall.

SaintHephzibah:
why i go visit am. I dey brush my mouth everytime ni

Halitosis is more prevalent among those with tooth holes which trap food particles.Brushing everytime doesn't rule out the occurrence of a tooth hole.

SaintHephzibah:
lol which one be Halito, halito wetin? I never hear of am before o

a.k.a mouth odour..70% of Nigerians have this.. Visit your Dentist at least once in 6 months for checkup.

SaintHephzibah:
There are varieties of infirmities that can really cause you an embarrassment in the public. The various of these infections are stated below.

1. SCABIES - scabies are skin infections caused by a tiny micro organism called the "itchmite"
if you have been infected by itchmite, these organism will bore thru your skin and deposit millions of eggs in your skins which will lead to irritation in your skin, private organs, armpits, bottom (nyash) leading to an extreme itch and rash, you will scratch your those aforementioned parts heavily, even in the public, when the itching seems severe, you'll scratch and scratch, causing severe embarrassment. This happened to a lady once in the road and she felt so downcasted. Scabies could be contacted through contact with the infected persons and sharing of clothes, and also through sex.


2. SORE &ITCHING THROAT - this is an extreme irritation in the throat which leads to itching inside the throats as you will find all possible means to alleviate it but all to no avail.

3. PILE - when a severe pile hits you up it will lead to a perpetual purging and defecation of blood. You will go to toilet times without number and even in the school, work or any public place, the urge to make use of the toilet is so uncontrollable.

4. BRONCHITIS/PNUEMONIA i remember vividly when i was affected by this disease, my respiratory organs had no rest as the doctor diagnosed a lung leakage in my body, this affected me through out the whole of a semester in my school. When i felt the pains of it in my lungs i will squat down and make several turns in my body to the amazement of the public viewers.

5. CATTARH - this is one of the most disgusting, irritating and nauseating infection, the release of the yellowish mucus by the mucuor membrane through the nose is so egregiously nauseating to the next person close to you. To make matters worse, if youre affected with an extreme severe catarrh, try and go out without your handkerchief.

6. HERPATITIS - if youre diagnosed with this sickness, the white of your eyes will metamorphose into yellow, your skin will look pale and you will loose much weight and you will be tantamount to an hiv patient.
These 6 aforementioned diseases are so egregious and could cause you an embarrassment in the public.
You can add yours.

YOU FORGOT HALITOSIS

natdswiftest123:
Gudevn evry1. I reprinted my jamb slip today and my exam date was fixed at 1st March, this turns out to be the exact same date and time I'll be having my phy113 exam in school. Pls I need advice on what to do

Choose the most important one to you out of the two.I'm sure you had a vision for picking jamb in the first place.

Aspiregreat:
congrats bro....


But could have been superb if it's was engr or med.

Why are you so narrow-minded?

Drguzzykola:
Who am I no to hands up, cfame, ddonzeez >>am sorry for my response . How I wish all medic and paramedic can agree together with a common goal >>>it all started from d grassroot@student level. e.g is always between anatomy,physiology,dental ,nursing vs medics debate @ my hostel common room. Thanks @all

Dentistry vs medicine debate is inconsequential.some dental students don't know their Worth.

Drguzzykola:
Who am I no to hands up, cfame, ddonzeez >>am sorry for my response . How I wish all medic and paramedic can agree together with a common goal >>>it all started from d grassroot@student level. e.g is always between anatomy,physiology,dental ,nursing vs medics debate @ my hostel common room. Thanks @all

Dentistry vs medicine debate is inconsequential.

Drguzzykola:
JOHESU 2nd, What else will u reply before, mtcheew! Jamb form never close o, better go get a form and fill medicine if dat what giving u inferiority complex which u wanna defend vehemently

so,studying medicine makes you better?I will not choose a career based on people's perception and popularity. I rather chose a career that suits me best:flexibile life style, lucrativeness:passion.there are unfulfilled doctors,pharmacists,lab scientists all over the country.

Lagusta:
But you and I know he is right......

Things may be different overseas, but here in Nigeria, health care and health administration is in shambles....

God dey

It's very absurd for you to advice anybody to study MBBS when he has made up his mind on a career field.Every individual is entitled to his/ her decision and bears the consequences afterwards.

Drguzzykola:
I see no reason why Dr lagusta should be scolded to this extent, ( if at all, at least he once apologise and gave a new view but u guys took the matter personal even down to his alma mater ,nawa o) , hope this is not boiling out from jealous paramedics mind that jamb denied MBBS . sir lagusta , abeg leave those beings , u re better than them whether they like it or not.

Are you sure you didn't get MBBS through quota system?Medical students are know to be thoughtful/Intelligent.

Zaronxpanol:
Pls i advise u 2 take ur time and be patient 2 study medicine and do ur residency in radiology and u will be a consultant radiologist ....because a radiographer is a photographer who takes picture xray picture under d control of a doctor who will interprete d pictures and make d final decision ,pls i dnt want u 2 be a medical photographer in d hospital or haven't u learnt lesson 4rm studying anatomy....In naija it is medicine and the rest wen it comes 2 medical field

Zaronxpanol:
Pls i advise u 2 take ur time and be patient 2 study medicine and do ur residency in radiology and u will be a consultant radiologist ....because a radiographer is a photographer who takes picture xray picture under d control of a doctor who will interprete d pictures and make d final decision ,pls i dnt want u 2 be a medical photographer in d hospital or haven't u learnt lesson 4rm studying anatomy....In naija it is medicine and the rest wen it comes 2 medical field

Zaronxpanol:
Pls i advise u 2 take ur time and be patient 2 study medicine and do ur residency in radiology and u will be a consultant radiologist ....because a radiographer is a photographer who takes picture xray picture under d control of a doctor who will interprete d pictures and make d final decision ,pls i dnt want u 2 be a medical photographer in d hospital or haven't u learnt lesson 4rm studying anatomy....In naija it is medicine and the rest wen it comes 2 medical field

WHAT A MYOPIC STATEMENT!

GogetterMD:
http://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2011/12/uk-blacklists-medical-graduates-from-9.html?m=1

I mean directly from the British medical council..

GogetterMD:
UNIBEN that had her doctors blacklisted by the British medical council some time ago? Mtscheeeew.
UNIBEN, LUTH live on old Glory

And there is a valid source for it?

Akinwunm1:
To qualify to practice as a medical doctor in
Nigeria, you have to attend a medical
school. However,there are so many
medical schools in Nigeria that it can
become really difficult to choose a very
good one to attend.
It is very important to select a medical
school carefully. This is one of the most
important decisions you would ever make
and it is very important to do it with care,
precision and armed with the relevant facts
and figures because really, all medical
schools are not created equal.
To take care of the facts and figures aspect,
we have decided to provide you with
detailed information on the best medical
schools in Nigeria to help you make an
informed decision.
Almost every university in Nigeria offers
medicine and surgery as an accredited
course but if you want to be able to
compete with your colleagues on the
international scene and be a very good
doctor, these are the medical schools that
are likely to help you achieve that.

1. University of Ibadan
University of Ibadan has one of the largest
college hospitals in Nigeria. It is a popular
saying amongst Nigerians that if an ailment
cannot be treated or managed in UCH, then
it can’t be cured anywhere else in Nigeria.
In UCH, you would find a lot of medical
cases and ailments that you may never find
anywhere else in Nigeria. I guess you
already know what that does for your
career as a medical doctor.

2. Obafemi Awolowo
University
Obafemi Awolowo University, OAU, is
another very good place to study medicine
in Nigeria especially in the South-West.
OAU also has a very attractive college
hospital with dozens of medical cases and
ailments.

3. Ahmadu Bello
UniversityZaria (ABU)
If you are in the North, then ABU is the
best place to study medicine in the
Northern area of Nigeria as no other
medical school in Northern Nigeria can
compete with ABU in terms of its facilities,
structures, brilliance and dedication of its
lecturers.

4. University of Lagos
(UNILAG)
As with others, UNILAG’s college of
medicine is divided into three faculties;
The Faculty of Basic Medical Sciences,
Faculty of Clinical Sciences and the Faculty
of Dental Sciences.
UNILAG has been in existence since 1962
and has turned out tens of thousands
ofgraduates over its 52 years of existence.

5. Lagos State University
Lagos State University (LASU) also has a
very impressive College of Medicine and a
teaching hospital.

6. University Of Nigeria
Nsukka
On the eastern end of Nigeria, we have the
University of Nigeria, Nsukka. UNN is a
Federal Government owned University and
has a lot of facilities for effective tutoring
of its medical students.

7. University of Benin
(UNIBEN)
This is another medical college that has
been in existence for several decades and
has earned its spot on the list of the best
medical colleges in Nigeria.
UNIBEN has turned out a good number of
medical doctors over the years most of
whom are doing impressively well in the
medical industry today.

8. University of Ilorin
UNILORIN has good facilities for studying
medicine. One attractive thing about
studying medicine in UNILORIN is the fact
that it has a fast paced educational system
and doesn’t go on strike like other
government-owned universities, making it
possible to finish your medical program in
record time.

9. Delta State University
Delta State University is also one of the
most interesting schools to study medicine
in Nigeria.

10. Niger Delta University
Although a relatively new college of
medicine compared to all the other schools
on this list, NDU has done well since its
inception and has proved that it can hold its
own as one of the best places to study
medicine in Nigeria. Niger Delta University
is based in Bayelsa State.

Is it the same NDU that has not graduated any medical doctor or another one?Don't mislead people.

artboll:
Madam,I think you should read more about health sector workers and the different factors at play. Doctors begin at Level 9,staff nurses at 7 and B.Sc Nursing at 8. I have an aunt who earns as much as a resident while she's a nursing officer at a federal teaching hospital,and she hasn't spent 10 yrs. And I think you should ask your colleagues the real reason Johesu is going on strike cos it seems you don't know,and pls don't get carried away by their press statement,you should know better.

No Dr starts from 9.it's GL 10

It means Everyone passed.

HaneefahRN:
Yh, u're right, allied health peofessionals are sometimes erroneously called paramedics. The paramedics are a set of health workers altogether who mostly work outside d hospital setting

yeah.most paramedics don't have a place in the hospital settings.E.g Anatomists, physiologists and medical biochemists.

HaneefahRN:
He wasn't talking abt the paramedics tht man ambulances and perform basic first aid on pts. Sometimes other health workers apart from Drs, nurses, pharmacists are called paramedics e. g radiographers, physiotherapists, etc. Nt sure where d lab scientists fall. There is always a form of relativity everywhere and we all knw how crazily expensive medical sch is and their crazy hrs

It seems people misconstrue allied for paramedic.