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TeamSimple:
You are devilish. And the nonsense you type here, I believe you can never say to the face of any northerner.

Am proudly ogun.

And his type will come here tomorrow crying foul over racist

TeamSimple:
You are devilish. And the nonsense you type here, I believe you can never say to the face of any northerner.

Am proudly ogun.

And his type will come here tomorrow crying foul over racist attack.

britneykyute:
Jungle Justice... He is wrong though

Nigerians can be too sensitive atimes.I escaped mob beating the day a woman accused me of trying to steal her hand bag.I was flabbergasted.Thank God for a brother who was awared of everything who came out to defend me saying:this boy is not even aware of your presence ma;he has been pressing phone since. I've always decried against jungle Justice afterwards.



SAY NO TO JUNGLE JUSTICE!

Toniwirelex:
both d corrector and d correctee are wrong, it should be "PERSPECTIVE"
suits d context themost

perception and perspective can be used interchangeably.

Pidggin:
A simple operation will remove those breasts which may have been caused by the presence of female hormones, there is absolutely nothing evil about this.

Why are Africans this backward?

yea.you're right.It's most caused by the steroid hormone.The man tends to behave fem

Pidggin:
A simple operation will remove those breasts which may have been caused by the presence of female hormones, there is absolutely nothing evil about this.

Why are Africans this backward?

yea.you're right.It's mostly caused by the steroid hormone.The man tends to behave feminine..but saying it's spiritually induced is not overstatement.

Pidggin:
A simple operation will remove those breasts which may have been caused by the presence of female hormones, there is absolutely nothing evil about this.

Why are Africans this backward?

yea.you're right.It's most caused by the steroid hormone.The man tends to behave fem

Pidggin:
A simple operation will remove those breasts which may have been caused by the presence of female hormones, there is absolutely nothing evil about this.

Why are Africans this backward?

yea.you're right.It's most caused by the steroid hormone.The man tends to behave fem

UncleSnr:
Guy you fall hand oh... https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Academia

End time wikipedia!

Daninya11:
Our educational sector is obsolete, worn-out and outdated. But here is a academia who was able to make what he had been taught pragmatic..

Congrats to him..

Academic not Academia

oluwatozil:
This is nothing else but the truth bcz as a nurse I've experience such several days in my hospital. There was an emergency case of a man dat came wit her daughter complaining, begging n wailing ( I mean it) dat dey want 2 go home n its a far place after 18hours bcz d man is nw relieved of his state of health, claiming to have 4000 out of 18000. They even swear bt wen they were nt listen to 8000 came out suddenly frm no where, I was shocked. This is nothing else but the truth bcz as a nurse I've experience such several days in my hospital. There was an emergency case of a man dat came wit her daughter complaining, begging n wailing ( I mean it) dat dey want 2 go home n its a far place after 18hours bcz d man is nw relieved of his state of health, claiming to have 4000 out of 18000. They even swear bt wen they were nt listen to 8000 came out suddenly frm no where, I was shocked. People dat u even care for at times can be heartless n nt considerate so it is nt d fault of d heart practitioners. May God help us in Nigeria

Nurses run p

oluwatozil:
This is nothing else but the truth bcz as a nurse I've experience such several days in my hospital. There was an emergency case of a man dat came wit her daughter complaining, begging n wailing ( I mean it) dat dey want 2 go home n its a far place after 18hours bcz d man is nw relieved of his state of health, claiming to have 4000 out of 18000. They even swear bt wen they were nt listen to 8000 came out suddenly frm no where, I was shocked. This is nothing else but the truth bcz as a nurse I've experience such several days in my hospital. There was an emergency case of a man dat came wit her daughter complaining, begging n wailing ( I mean it) dat dey want 2 go home n its a far place after 18hours bcz d man is nw relieved of his state of health, claiming to have 4000 out of 18000. They even swear bt wen they were nt listen to 8000 came out suddenly frm no where, I was shocked. People dat u even care for at times can be heartless n nt considerate so it is nt d fault of d heart practitioners. May God help us in Nigeria

Nurses run private clinics?

Every killing in Nigeria is now associated with the fulanis..Nigeria, which way?

delectablegyal:
1. Tosyne2much: i know he is in a polytechnic, so his case should be distinction. With the way he integrates words and comes up with various ten things on nairaland, if he is able to channel that skill into his academics, i'm sure he should be on distinction by now. Btw, what are you studying? Are you truly on distinction? No lies.


2. Naijaboiy: this guy has been uniben student for sometimes now and i must confess, i like his DICktion. He likes long articles when he is trying to convey a message. He is the host of the ongoing wooing challenge. If i wasn't banned from romance section, i'm sure somebody would have opted to woo me. Perhaps, i would be the lady with the higest number of wooers.

Back to the matter. With the way naijaboiy writes on nairaland i'm sure he must be academically sound. Being on 1st class shouldn't be tedious for him. Hae dude, are you truly on 1st class? Which course are you studying, btw?








#lalasticlalamustgo.

Naijaboy is a law student

idris4r83:
If accumulating wealth is what you are looking for after studying medicine then u are in for a ride. A medical degree can only make u sufficient but not rich.

when I say Nigerians assume private medical facilities to be charity organization,some people will come blabbing.

Fynestboi:
To all university of Ibadan Aspirant

its important you get the necessary information you need to increase your chances in next year admission exercise. We can get such information here don't be shy to ask that question that has been on ur mind all along it might be the edge u need.


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pls bro.Is waec may/June 2012 acceptable?

SegunFlames:
Two sittings is allowed for all courses except COLLEGE OF MEDICINE and PHARMACY

Can may/june 2012 be accepted?

JennyNwa22:
Come and lick my ass

Come and get a Bleep.And hope your pussy is deep?

DonBenny77:
im sure u r one of those agents of change apc pays to fight for them on social network. cos if not ur defence of GMP shows how illiterate u are

he's pained.Lol

DonBenny77:
im sure u r one of those agents of change apc pays to fight for them on social network. cos if not ur defence of GMP shows how illiterate u are

he's pained.Lol

JennyNwa22:
Pls check around, there will always be a lagoon nearby... That will help matters!

Zombie

I don't have time for simpletons like you..Bleep off!

agongajoseph:
Pls speak with facts, nobody has achieved what the gentleman has achieved in d history of Nigeria, quote me anywhere, do u think a CGPA of 5.0 na beans?

just shut the Bleep up..Dr. Alofahi of Uniben achieved 5.0 in almighty mathematics.he's not the first to have achieved that and won't be the last.

JennyNwa22:
At least he reasons well like a human being unlike you and ur illiterate dullard

you should be ashamed of yourself that an illiterate is ruling you when we have people like you with numerous degrees.It shows your degrees are not worth the hype.just thank your stars I'm in a vivacious mood today.

DonBenny77:
[/quote][quote author=JennyNwa22 post=44021962]At least he reasons well like a human being unlike you and ur illiterate dullard

you should be ashamed of yourself that an illiterate is ruling you when we have people like you with numerous degrees.It shows your degrees are not worth the hype.just thank your stars I'm in a vivacious mood today.

DonBenny77:
u expect a president without a university degree to value a first class graduate..... wat an irony dat wud b.......... wetin dat one sabi?

And you a professor,What has become of you?

JennyNwa22:
By Azuka Onwuka

A big opportunity came to President Muhammadu Buhari to shine some weeks ago but he let it waste. A graduate of the University of Lagos, Mr Ayodele Daniel Dada, made history by being the first graduate of the university to make the maximum cumulative grade point average (CPGA) of 5.00 point out of 5.00. Even though it was not said that he was the first graduate from any Nigerian university to make such a result, I have never heard that a graduate made such a result in any other Nigerian university.

What it meant was that Dada made an A in all the courses he took. That includes courses from other departments and faculties, which were not related to his course of study. For example, imagine an arts student who hates computations and scientific theories being made to take a subject in the natural sciences as well as computer. Many of such people would just pray to get the minimum score in those non-related but compulsory courses. Their dream will be to just pass those courses so as to be free to focus on the directly related courses that made them come to the university in the first place.

In the case of Dada, he made an A in all these courses right from his first year to his final. If he had made anything less than an A in any of his university courses, it would have dented his CGPA and he would not have made a 5.00. Reports from UNILAG indicate that when the university authorities heard of the unbelievable result, they called for his papers. After a thorough scrutiny, they found out that Dada deservedly got an A in all his courses. The CGPA was subsequently awarded to him.

However, he did not get the same opportunity in 2011 when he sat for the Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination. The Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board seized his result that year “for cheating”. JAMB must have been too shocked with his result that it believed that there was no way Dada could have made such a score except by cheating. Sadly, JAMB has not come up with any mechanism to identify exceptionally brilliant candidates. Dada eventually decided to take the option of doing a diploma programme at the University of Lagos. That disappointment of having his result seized for being too brilliant could have dampened the spirit of some people and made them derail. But happily, Dada persevered in spite of his unenviable family financial status.

The announcement of Dada’s university result on February 25 was therefore a heaven-sent opportunity for Buhari to shore up his rating among the people. It was the type of opportunity many presidents would pray for but never get. The reason is simple. This is not something that happens regularly. It can never even be predicted. Having a first class is a regular occurrence in universities. Each university graduates many first class students every year. But having a graduate with 5.00 CGPA out of 5.00 is a rarity. It is said that perfection is not possible among humans, but this is something akin to perfection. So, anybody who has achieved this feat is nothing but a genius.

Why did President Buhari not celebrate this exceptional student? Was it because he did not know about it? Was it because it did not carry much weight with him? Did his media aides like Mr Femi Adesina and Mr Garba Shehu not know about it? Did the ministers of education not hear about it? What about the minister of youths and sports? Did they hear about it and briefed the President on the need to tap into and celebrate the achiever but were ignored by the President?

At a time entertainment (like music, acting, comedy, dancing, etc) is taking the attention of many youths away from education and academic excellence, celebrating the academic feat of Dada would have done a lot for education in Nigeria. Immediately the news broke, the President should have sent a letter of congratulation to Dada and then invited him to Aso Rock for a handshake. At such a meeting, the President should have used that opportunity to stress his administration’s commitment to excellence in all human endeavours, especially in academic pursuit. He should have used that opportunity to inform the nation of his belief that the youths are the hope of the nation and should be supported and encouraged to excel. Then, he should have given the young man a scholarship and whatever other incentives he could.

It was also surprising that neither the governor of his state of origin (Ekiti State) nor state of residence (Lagos) keyed into the excellent performance of Dada. It was as if it was nothing special.

Similarly, except for the few comments within the two days of the breaking of the story, most Nigerians did not see the news item as something of great importance to talk about. Compare that to last month’s story of the transformation of Mrs Jumoke Orisaguna from a bread hawker to a model. Almost every person made a comment about her in the social media and private discussions for weeks. Even columnists wrote about her. Companies and brands fell over themselves to make donations to her and her children as well as make her advertise their brands. Pastors used her to preach and pray in churches.

It says a lot about our focus and values as a nation. Even though most Nigerians want the nation to become a superpower and a super economy, the government and citizens don’t celebrate academic excellence. How can a country become one of the leading countries of the world if excellence – especially academic excellence – is not celebrated? It is for the same reason that teachers, lecturers and researchers are poorly remunerated, while creative minds and their creations are ignored. It is for the same reason that winners of entertainment contests get prizes that run into millions of naira, while winners of academic and scholarly contests get rewarded with plaques. But then one may not blame corporate organisations because they are not charities. They need to support programmes that will give them visibility and patronage. But that the government joins in not giving priority to academic excellence is not excusable.

Entertainment is good and needs to be promoted. But a country does not grow by giving all attention to entertainment to the detriment of educational excellence and scientific breakthroughs.

It may not be easy for a government to turn the economy around within a year. It may not be easy for the government to defeat the Boko Haram as promised. It may not be easy to solve the electricity supply problem within a year. But there are quick wins that a government can achieve. There are also opportunities that a government can exploit immediately they present themselves. These opportunities will always present themselves in the life of every administration. Whatever an administration makes of such opportunities depends on that administration. Sometimes even a bad situation can be quickly turned around by a government that thinks on its feet.

The tempo may have died down on the issue of Dada, but it is not too late for the government to celebrate him. It is said that it is better late than never. When excellence is rewarded and celebrated by the government, people are encouraged to seek excellence. As David W. Johnson said: “There are no speed limits on the road to excellence.”

http://www.punchng.com/the-injustice-buhari-did-to-the-genius-of-unilag/

Dr.Alofahi of uniben made 5.0 in mathematics.

Fynestboi:
To all university of Ibadan Aspirant

its important you get the necessary information you need to increase your chances in next year admission exercise. We can get such information here don't be shy to ask that question that has been on ur mind all along it might be the edge u need.


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Good afternoon bro.Since UI no longer shortlist for her pume,does that mean everyone who scores above 200 are eligible?

FG,FMOH are all deceptive,recalcitrant Buffalos who only think with their anus.
so,health workers don't have the constitutional right to seek improved welfare packages again?

odutolasodiq:
this really got me LOL!

All I can see is an unserious fellow.

christopheru:
What we have here is an unverified
listing of 20 degree courses with best
employment opportunities in Nigeria.
Included also is another 20 courses
with worst employment opportunities
in Nigeria. In these lists, the compiler (a student like you) have taken time
to observe the Nigerian employment
market and propose this list as a
course-choice-guide to prospective
students who wish to apply for
admission into the university. Note that this is a mere hypothesis
that stand to be criticized. Your
contribution is welcome on what you
think is better. Feel free to comment
courses you feel should be on the list
of best or worst courses after viewing the writer’s opinion. Let’s form a
forum!
BEST COURSES
1. Civil Engineering
2. Agriculture Science.
3. Medicine.
4. Economics.
5. Business & Administrative
Studies. 6. Geology
7. Computer Science/IT
8. Nursing
9. Architecture
10. Health Education
11. Home Economics 12. Marketing
13. Graphics Art.
14. Accounting & Finance
15. Fishery.
16. Pharmacy.
17. Physics 18. Human Resources
Management
19. Law
20. Chemistry

WORST COURSES
1. Religious Studies
2. Political Science
3. Music
4. Zoology
5. Primary Education
6. French 7. Sport
8. Sociology
9. Counseling Psychology
10. Geography
11. Language
12. Library and Information Science 13. Fine Art
14. Philosophy
15. Social Studies
16. Mass Communication
17. Botany
18. Physical Education
19. Theatre Art
20. English Literature

Now have your say, make a
contribution now!

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If you don't have any good things doing, pls go and read your books.

Jackossky:
wow
can't believe I can make it this far

hello robinhez how pukka 36
what about Venus
umm sad writer or lostsoul
av even forgot his name
let cut the story short..am going for economics and statistics... my low jamb score 216.subject combo(math,econs,eng,common)I hope the combo is okay.....
please is uniben post utme form already out. also d jupeb programme am going for bus admin...I don't know the course to choose it kinda confusing...and plz how Much is the jupeb form
I think the exam will take place on June 1st


help a brother


#Godwin IHail ooo

Why waste your money on jupeb?

Onyi42:
Don't talk sh*t about biochemistry

biochemistry wey final year student still dey write jamb.bros na naija we dey no be UK

OGBONI PEOPLE

TeeFeh:
LOL it was a funny experience for real,I never imagined it to happen and end up this way but it did..

I met this guy on palm chat ni oh,and he was the one that asked for my number. I wasn't even eager to give him but as he refused,I couldn't resist too because his profile picture isn't bad,he's presentable too..

After that day this same guy sent me a message that I gave him a wrong number and that's not true because I don't think so,maybe he doesn't have card to call and he's lying yeah I told him that and he said how could I say such oh,that he stays in falomo in ikoyi,do I know how much he's renting his house, i sha told him "no vex" and told him to retry the number.

We were chatting for hours that day and this guy said he wants to meet me that he owns a car, owns an hoverboard, uses premium phones..errm He even said he's planning to order the S7 edge once its out, that he's using one phantom 5 or something. He also said he has a drone in his house and all those things sha and he talked like the kind of guy I've always dreamt to be with, not because of the car tho he was just on point! I got interested immediately!!

We picked a date for our meeting,I dressed up,bought new clothes and shoes with a new perfume,I just wanted to look good too,you know what I mean na? in fact I took a cab from Mushin to Ikoyi I gave the cab man N5000,I called him that I'm already in Ikoyi around falomo,he said I should wait for him around the bridge side.

When. I saw him I wanted to die because he was not the one i saw in his profile picture oh,he looked like an idiot!!I endured and when we got to his so called house,can u imagine!he was squatting there with his uncle and he's a kabukabu driver!!!

I got so dissappointed in myself that day ehn because I heard Ikoyi, Car and expensive gadgets,when I was leaving self he didn't give me one Naira,I was thinking that what if I get raped or used for money rituals?eh

But why are guys liars??I'm not saying all but majority of em' do that, must you fake?its unfair sha

As girls too we have to be careful and try to work hard to make a life for ourselves. The truth is most of us are dating edited pictures...I learnt that day, Not all that glitters is gold.My friends laughed at me so hard I just deleted the mumu boy from my life not just my phone and moved on and I blocked him on palm chat.

I still cry in my 3500 till today.


People should learn from my mistake and foolish error

Its simply because you girls are lovers of Lies!

Anseth:
Una carry 11 Private jets give Fulani man, Fulani wey with many nama cows and ordinary leg, go waka from Sokoto to Akwa Ibom.... una carry 11 private jets give Fulani and una want make he sitdown one place how? Now Fulani man wan go find oil where boko boys dey live..with our money..nna na waow o..
Saraki and Legislator better seize the key from am or else na Cape Verde he go face say he dey escort Oshiomole go greet him inlaws.

Ask yourself this question; would you ever be GREAT as this Fulani man with this your low level of thinking?

ajibolabd:
Ade Akanbi, Akure


The National Universities Commission has declared that any student who wants to study medicine will henceforth spend a minimum of 10 years in the university.

The Executive Secretary of the Commission, Prof. Julius Okojie made the declaration in a lecture delivered at the maiden matriculation and inauguration of the University of Medical Science, Ondo, Ondo State.

In a lecture titled : Development of Medical Education : Prospects and Challenges‘, Okojie, who was represented by the Deputy Executive Secretary of the commission, Prof. Chiedu Mafiana, said the development was imperative in order to enable the students mature psychologically for the profession.

He said the 2015 document for the training of medical students made provision for students to spend the first four years in studying basic sciences in university after which they would proceed to the medical school to spend another seven years.

Stressing the need for adequate funding of medical training and practice, the NUC Executive Secretary admonished the management of the institution to ensure that the money earmarked for the development of the institution was used for the purpose it was meant.

The Visitor of the school and Ondo a State governor, Dr. Olusegun Mimiko, in his speech said the university was expected to leverage on the benefits of the medical complex around the institution to advance efforts in medical research and training.

He expressed optimism that the institution would be a leading internationally-recognised platform for raising crops of professionally-competent individuals in the various disciplines of the health care industry.

“It is our hope and belief that it will provide sound scientific, technological and professional training to address identified health needs and problems, solve them within the context of community and national needs and sustainable development,” Mimiko said.

In his address, the Vice Chancellor of the university, Prof. Friday Okonofua, said the that the university would achieve the objectives for which it was established, appealing to all well-meaning Nigerians to render assistance to the varsity by contributing to the ‘Friends of UNIMED Funds’ initiatives which was targeted at raising N1billion for the school .

He lauded the initiative of the Ondo State government for the establishment of the university describing it as the most creative and innovative idea that has taken place in the development of tertiary education in the country.

http://www.punchng.com/medical-students-to-spend-11-years-in-varsity-−-nuc/

Lol.Nuc is just a mere figure Head.MDCN-the regulatory body woulld never accept this.Infact, mdcn has the final say

miketayo:
it wont work in the church, God doesnt answer such prayers

Die'in the biblical way is ambiguous.It doesn't necessarily means physical death.It could mean to render someone powerless et al

Alphanancy:
So you are saying that churches like the one that has fire on the mountain are evil. By the way most nigerian churches pray that way.

You could have made sense If you had not mentioned name.