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@ Omo Eko
Please, you can continue
You don't have to stop Omo Eko
I hope you find the right man that you deserve

@ Omo Eko
You must be a really different lady.
That is the way to go
Prayer is the masterkey

@ Long One
How can you just generalize that all men are born promiscuous.
Speak for your self o and don't join other people

@ Omo Eko
Turning to GOD is a smart move lady
_{anyone wey wan try nonsense like this, na GOD's wrath}

@ Omo Eko
You will be shocked that some lady somewhere probably got a spare key to unlock him
Just pray the key carrier don't meet the 'locked down'

Ladies!!!!!
Don't worry ladies, technology will soon get to a stage you can place orders to build a man of your dreams

@Onyema1
You better try and love your life like that
With what the ladies are posting here, there is probably no chance for you <sub>just kidding

besides, why are some guys also posting what they want or I'm I the only that noticed this</sub>

@ Akinwunmi
Didn't I tell you he just crashed his mouth while rollerskating it

^{drives into thread in ambulance}
Wew! it is a serious thing o
Congratulations everyone _{the people know themselves.}
I've been really busy trying to get all the casualties into the right ward
Drogba has been admited and now he has joined Robben and Geremi in singing that their song disturbing everybody
I told Morinho to wait till tomorrow but he insisted on going home
Anyway, now that he has crashed his mouth while rollerskating with it as usual, he seems to be gentle _{but I know he will soon start again}
The russian tried to destroy the whole shipment of cannon-balls and gun powder of arsenal at the port but one last one was left out
I have ordered my medical staff to try and talk to Nnenneigbo
I have detected parasite of the hissing syndrome in the tests conducted
I'm back to the hospital now. Hope to join in the celebrations later.
Just ask if you want more update

ONE UNITED

@ Software
The one you posted in Motherless FC thread

@ Software
I have told you I've treated Muki already
Oya, explain the list I asked you about  

@ Software
I'm taking care of Muki already.
By the way, you put my name on one funny list. _{explain that!}

_{drives in ambulance}

Any one need medical attention?

@ Toshmann
Don't worry Tosh
My ambulances will be available on that day  _{and don't forget those beautiful nurses too}

@ 9ja4eva
I wish that was the line-up we used against AC Milan
There is a high probablity that the result would have been different
That's gone anyway  

I expect the boys to perform very well.
They are through with their treatment and check-up so I expect them to perform better.  
SAF's fresh order of the magic gum has arrived
The gun-powder and dynamite cannon-balls shipment Arsenal's coach ordered also arrived England safely
_{the russians attacked the ship at sea let's just pray they don't pour water on it before the match}
My medical staff have been placed on alert because there will be many casulties  

@ Toshmann
He is one of fans that refused to come for treatment o
They can be so stubborn
Some of the ones that came since tuesday are still there _{e.g. Geremi and Robben} not to talk of someone that didn't come at all
I will have to ask him if he wants me to treat him sha because I can't force him now
If it had been on tuesday night, I would have taken him even if he didn't like it

@ Swing4real
So, what's the deal?
Do you want me to treat you?
You will be alright before your next match
Toshmann can tell you the kind of nice treatment he got _{he loved my beautiful nurses}

@ Toshmann
Did you just call me?

@ Biozy
Yes you're right about Gattuso
The second thing is that he was on cheap drugs that day
He is currently in one of my confined wards where he is receiving treatment.
This is because even after the match he was still attacking anything with the white colour!
Here is a picture of when we were rushing him to the hospital _{at least i made one of my beautiful nurses attend to him}

@ Wormedup
Don't mind him jare
I have told him virus will eat him up one day with the way he threatens people

@ 9ja4eva
Well as for the clash of sunday, I have gotten more ambulances to help out.
I also got one to help in the air too!

@ Yelum
Yes, a permanent ambulance is the best bet  
We wouldn't want to lose anyone here so it is better to be proactive than reactive
If you know anyone that may need medical attention too, just let me know

@ 9ja4eva
Yes o, Drogba and Geremi are really shouting all over the hospital singing their song o
I would have moved them to the confined ward but Gattuso is still there too  

@ Olalowo
Well said
As for Arsenal, their manager placed an order for fresh gun-powder and some dynamite canon-balls on the night Chelsea lost to Liverpool
The last time he was in my office for a check-up, I told him that if he fails to win the war, he should come to Nigeria and start from the scrath
The team will come to Nigeria and start playing friendlies with Eyinmba, El Kanemi Warriors, then later gradute to Al Ali until he gets to European clubs again. Well, we just laughed it off.

@ J-girl
Okay J-girl
I have attached an ambulance and med team to Toshmann permanently  
We can't take chances _{at least for Muki's sake}

Geremi and Robben's illness has made them to start singing a song in the ward I put them in o and they are disturbing other patients with the song  

The weeks ahead will play out many drama  
Robben and Geremi are already composing a song from their sickness in the ward I put them in

You guys should just keep cool for now
These matches are just around the corner
Anyway, my hospital doors are open and I can attach some ambulances and surveillance cars to this thread just in case
Don't worry, it's free

Van de Saar is doing fine now. I discharged him this afternoon
Same thing with Fletcher but I'm still watching them
Let me tell you about SAF
You people thought that he was just chewing gum yesterday abi?
Those gums were not ordinary o. They are specially made to help the immune system against attack
When there is an attack against the body system, it neutralises/reduces the effect to the barest minimum
The gum really helped so he is doing fine right now
He needs a little rest though

I'm so glad with the way they are all responding to treatment
Some people never recover since tuesday
They are all over the place in the hospital
I also have a patient from the Milan side too

^{drives into thread in ambulance}

@ Toshmann
You're wrong Tosh.
If you go through the posts of today on this issue very well, you will know that I was not sick at all
I took a vaccine before the match so all the gattusorial paralysis and kakalaria didn't get to me
I've been quite exhausted and tired from driving all over the place and attending to patients
As for the shifting of the match well some of our major players still have one or two checkups to do
For example, Ronaldo's treatment is complete and I have given him some drugs to help against the [b]gattusorial parasite[/b]but he has to report for checkup for the rest of the week.  

_{chineke me!!! i just dey see this thread o. maybe na here some of those escapees dey sef. they must complete their treatment}

MAN U is the greatest
We took yesterday's defeat without any excuse like some peeps will do.
Even after the match Rooney still waved at the fans with his shirt
That doesn't mean AC Milan is a better side, they just had a better game yesterday  
While all the MAN U fans/players/officials have recovered fully some of tuesday's casualty still dey there  
We are forgging ahead instead of whinning and blabbing