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@ Mukina2
Are you sure or you're just trying to pull my legs  
Don't that yeye boy anything jare  

@ Kellorah
Dear Kello, sleep tight  

@ J-girl
You're welcomed
Nairaland is alright
Trying to have a nice time here too

_{smashes tee-baba's frying pan with the baseball bat out of anger}
@ Tee-baba
I'm warning you o tee-baba, I'm warning you o  
You know Kellorah has gone to bed now  

@ Kellorah
Warn your friend Tee-baba before he goes missing or something happens to him

@ Mukina2
Na when you buzz me
That my YIM is _ and not + o
I'm waiting with my own picture
I want to see how Henry's twin sister look like
Please, tell this Tee-baba some of the things I have in my armoury so he doesn't try and mess with me

@ Tee-baba
I'm warning you _{showing him baseball bat}

So all along, someone was just waiting for the winner to come and claim her  
_{abeg tell me the second person jare}

@ Software
Okay, the virus will wipe you out totally _{if that is what you want}
I'm the doctor and I invented the virus  

And there goes another disaster on nairaland.com
A contest about to be turned into a porn thread

@ Mukina2
I don't have your YIM na

@ Michelin89
lol Just trying to help since most people get confused that you too are contesting  

@ Mukina2
Oya now  
Okay, me I'm ready to show you mine  

@ Kellorah
Kello dear, abeg no choke for here o  

@ Mukina2
Rooney's twin sister? lol
Are you sure you've not started taking pammy again muki

@ Tee-baba
Are you calling me a coward?
Kellorah as to see this

_{walks out of thread to go and look for kellorah}

@ Gaylord
Jealous of you?  
For what?  
God forbid!
Abeg stop that rough play o

@ Mukina2
I'm still waiting for you o  
Let me see how close you look like Henry  

@ Michelin89
Maybe you should take your picture away to save yourself from all these stress

@ Tee-baba
The only grace you have now is that one of the dear ladies to me said she lost you earlier
Throwing you in jail or doing something worse could make her unhappy
Thank your stars _{for now} but I'll be watching you

@ Mukina2
Roooonnnneeeyyyy?  
What is the meaning of that?  
Infact, I'm seriously waiting for your buzz now  

@ Software
, and open your eyes in recycle bin

@ Mukina2
Muki dear, next time don't worry.
At that time you will be the only contestant because _{the other contestants would have been eliminated at the primaries}

@ Gaylord
A gay scoping fine girls   _{i hope your steve doesn't catch you}

@ The One
ROFL
I hope you've had your dinner already  

@ Gaylord
Let me remind you we are talking of ladies here o

@ Mukina2 and Kellorah
What are you ladies up to?  
I hope it is just juice you want to take in YIM  
Muki, would love to see your face too _{the strong arsenal fan}

@ Tee-baba
Never threaten me again with arrest o
This will be your last warning

@ Kellorah
Just pulling your legs

@ Software
You this software, you know I've warned you
Just one virus program will finish you
All these your girigiripampam will die down

@ Kellorah
You see what these people are offering you now.
You better join a club you're sure your blood is normal  
Imagine you mistakenly cut youself and blue blood starts coming out   wew!

@ Mukina2 and Ikamefa
You think I'm not here abi?
You drank juice and you're doing *hic hic*.
You ladies think you can play smart abi?

@ J-girl
How was your weekend?
Trust you're coping well with all the b/ball and school stress

@ Tee-baba
I have told you to be careful or you will end in jail

Why won't the contest be controversial from the beginning
Afterall Nairaland is coined from something that has to do with Nigeria _{the giant in controversial elections}
Some of the contestants have an edge over others already  

@ Mukina2
The organiser said you had a beard in your picture
Oya, abeg fire her back or else _{I owe you one gillette}

@ Software
That your plan cannot work against MAN U o
If you're not careful with the way you're going you will end up in that Motherless FC's thread you mentioned  
I have some viruses that are very powerful _doctor
I talk to you about viruses because you're a software  
Keep having your blue dreams  

@ Mukina2
Don't mind him jare
I'll try and ignore him  

@ Nnenneigbo
Well said, he should let us see his neck too  

@ Software
You are back.
Someone was about declaring you missing
I'm not a fake doctor and I hope that your kind of anti-virus will be strong enough when serious challenge comes your way
I've told you several times to stop threatening with thunder and all those things you listed there  
You're a toothless pitbull  
Which one is Motherless FC's Home again _{almost had a heartattack while laughing to this one}
Anyway, keep having blue dreams

@ Mukina2
Muki Muki, oya bring out your arsenal  

@ Kellorah
You're smart trying to play safe

@ Kellorah
What's wrong with your tongue?  

_{reads Nnenneigbo's posts, starts rolling on the floor with laughter}

@ Nnenneigbo
Don't worry
Let's just hope one of the people he is always looking for their trouble as not infected him with virus
The last time, he told me he will get a good antivirus.

@ D Truth
Thanks but are you sure you're not jealous _{confess - you wish you were in my shoes}
Anyway, thanks to Cute-ass and Tasiana.
My cheeks/lips are not swollen at all _{they passed the training}
Those ladies are wonderful people

@ Mukina2
I hope you win
Instead of you to wish for our kind of game against Roma ^{we almost turned football to basketball}
Our kind of game against Everton
You are saying we can bring badluck
Better let us support you wellu wellu
Anyway, how as your weekend been so far?
Have a nice week ahead

@ Mukina2
Ika is in the land now but I don't know where exactly she is
I believe she is fine wherever she in the land
Kellorah is not in the land.
Guess she came earlier
Beat chelsea if you can _{i'm sure they don't want the bridge to fall}
Thank God he as left now
Guess your pammy was just too strong for him to handle

@ Mukina2
Yes, you're very correct _{our wonderful win and the blue draw}
You ladies in here made me happy too.
By the way Muki, wetin we go do for this drunk guy?

@ Mukina2
Tell me the one you know first _{i just want to confirm}
I will then tell you the other one

@ Mukina2
No worry yourself my dear muki
If he disturb you too much, just introduce virus to his software

@ Mukina2
Yes, I'm very happy
Two things made me very happy today

Who is fighting J-girl here now?
You're the only one and you are talking to yourself.
You better go and sleep
Maybe when you wake up, you will be sober

I'm so addicted to nairaland
Infact, before I can select an option in that poll, 110% should be added to the list
Can't imagine being online and not logged into this site

@ Mukina2
Are you ladies still drinking pammy
Kellorah gave Tee-Baba some pammy one night when everyone was not around.
She used it to bribe him