₦airaland Forum

@ Toshmann
What were you trying to do?
If you try anything funny in my hospital, I will ask them to put you in the same room with Drogba

@ D-loaded
In that case, I will attach a surveillance car and ambulance to monitor you
I can't take chances

@ 9ja4eva
Don't worry I learnt Arsenal's coach placed an order for some fresh gun-powder tonight
They will arrive very dry with the new dynamite cannon-balls

@ Cute_N_hot
Please, where do you stand?
I'm willing to help

@ Romeo
Okay romeo, I heard you
But you will still have to take two injections for the running you while we were trying to catch you  _{you must be exhausted}
Next time you won't play with club support like that
_{orders a beautiful nurse to attend to romeo}

@ Toshmann
Okay toshmann. I hope you're enjoying the treatment my beautiful nurses are giving you there  
But you will agree that God saved you guys tonight o. It was a real close shave

@ Mukina2
Muki!
Muki!!
Muki!!!
How many times did I call you? _{muki answers by saying three times}
I hope you're prepared for this your task  

@ D-reloaded
Easy with those your bottles if you don't want to end in my hospital o

@ Toshmann
No drinking again until you are discharged from the hospital  

@ Romeo
You escape abi?
I will send some Arsenal fan to hunt you down now  
So you better come back here jeje _{even if you support them small}
You will also need a heart transplant so that Nne won't be able to break your heart
You have confirmed that your heart is made of glass

@ Toshmann
Welcome Tosh
Me and Muki have been worried about you
Please report later to the hospital to get some drugs to reduce the strains on your nerves from jubilating

Hmmnnn a new thread for chelsea

Well I could bring in some ambulances for you guys here too  

@ Mukina2
Hmm, I have warned you o
Pammy will not be able to save you  

@ Toshmann
Welcome Tosh
Me and Muki have been worried about you
Pls report later to the hospital to get some drugs to reduce the strains on your nerves from jubilating  

@ Romeo
O my GOD!!!!!!
How come you are still here?
Did you miss the ambulance or what?

<sub>calling to a medical staff - oya catch that boy for me. you left him hiding since abi

medical staff chases romeo and pins him down. puts him in an ambulance</sub>

Bonanza! Bonanza!! Bonanza!!!
Very good transfers available in chelsea
First on transfer list Robben. Price - FREE!
Second on transfer list Geremi - FREE!
Buy another player and get another free gift - another player  

@ J-girl
Yes, that is why I'm treating them now free of charge because of our match with them
At that time, maybe we will be buying burial sites!

@ Mukina2
Let Razorr catch you o _{Should I make that announcement in here?}

@ Nne
Don't worry about Lampard, he is already in the ICU  

The rollerskate in JM's mouth will be hanged for some time at least  

@ Mukina2
Muki dear, wait for all those people to see their names  
They will almost barbecue you  
Anyway, I will be available to treat you  
I almost choked while trying to laugh with food in my mouth

Too much ogogoro was the problem tonight  
Cech didn't see the ball very well during the penalty shoot-out

@ J-girl
Hi J-girl
Please don't look for them o
My ambulances have rushed them to the hospital  
I can't take unneccessary chances atimes like this.
I'm expecting JM too  
They will be discharged as soon as they are considered fit

<sub>talking to a medical staff - look look look at drogba running everywhere, pin him down fast enough!!!!

chei, omase o. o dabipe o tin gbodi lara drogba</sub>

<sub>walks into thread with another ambulance and more medical staff

starts putting some people who have fainted into the ambulances

orders for more ambulances</sub>

JM should please report to the nearest hospital for a comprehensive medical checkup

_{as match enters penalties
enters into thread with some medical gadgets}

@ ALL LIVERPOOL AND CHELSEA FANS
Oya all of you, form a line for medical check up  
Chelsea fans on the right, Liverpool fans on the left  

This is the part I get to check your temperatures, blood pressure, and do some other medical checkup

_{suddenly JM seems quite}

It's very possible though it may be difficult
I've met some ladies that are still virgins.
They are very principled and determined to stay that way till they get married.
I really appreciate them and hold them so dear to my heart.

<sub>smiling as he enters into thread

as match enters extra time between liverpool and chelsea

drives in a big GMC custom built AMBULANCE into thread and waving to Mustay</sub>

@ Mustay
Don't worry, the doctors are on the way  

@ MAN U FANS
Hallo everyone, please put some meds on alert for these people  

@ Mukina2
Pammy from GOD ke?

@ Ikamefa
Please lose your temperature
We will just file a report in the police station
The police command should be able to find it later

@ Kateflow
So you drink pammy too

_{these ladies are breaking my heart. somebody help me!!!!!!!}

@ Ikamefa
Thanks dear

@ Mukina2
Wait till when Iice sees that

_{collects bottle of pammy and pretends to want to drink it. suddenly pours all the pammy away}

@ Kateflow
Hello Kate, hope you don't drink pammy too

@ Ikamefa
Oya bring the pammy na

@ Ikamefa
What's up Ika?
I'm fine _{except that you ladies are drinking pammy again}
Where did you get that coinage abeg? (PDP- Pass D Pammy) _{almost fell from laughing}

@ Mukina2
Pammy will make you sad one day when you enter trouble  

@ I-man
Better don't let them initiate you too

@ Mukina2
I'm fine o   _{seems you're blabbing. hope you've not started drinking again}

@ Kenlexxy
Hi there

@ 9ja4eva
Abeg no wound my brother
I even forgot to add that he ran away to London to treat ordinary knee injury wey aboniki go do
He come dey say make we dey do protest for am
Another condition is that he should fly back into Nigeria and join the protest
One of his kids will be pushing him on hs wheel chair

A protest is a very good thing against the rigged election  
I will advice people to join on certain conditions
1. Atiku should go and call all his wives (including all the concubines he is breeding all over the world)
2. Atiku should go and call all his sons and daughters _{afterall there are many of them so it will increase the number of protesters}
3. Buhari should also call all his family members
4. There family members will lead in front and anyone that is not a member of their family should ride in their bullet proof cars

As for me, I will wait for them at a place where they will converge after the protest but they would have paid me sha   _{to prepare the place
i hope they make it to the venue}

_{dancing to ayefele's song}

@ Ayefele200
Nice music jare
No mind all these pammy people

@ Mukina2
When did I beg you for pammy?
Leave Dammy o
No pollute the girl with your pammy jare

@ Damsol
Don't take pammy from Mukina o

@ Mukina2
No, I don't want pammy
You and Ika should stop o
I will keep telling you ladies

@ Damsol
Hi there and welcome here
Please, don't drink pammy with them o because they will want to initiate you too

@ ayefele2000
Oya give us some music for here

@ Tee-baba

@ Ikamefa
Welcome dear  
Mukina and I were quite worried
Trust you're fine  

@ Mukina2
So you're even collecting the pammy in the open now abi?
Anyway, Ikamefa don come back

@ Tee-baba
I'm speechless for you  
You're one funny guy really  
Keep adding colour everywhere you go to

JM of Chelsea causing trouble with his mouth lol _{it must be the gin's work}

@ Omogenaija
Glad to hear you had a nice weekend  

@ Mukina2
So you went back to taking pammy after you promised you've stopped abi?
I'm not happy with this at all  
Do you want the effect to be as bad on you like it is affecting tee-baba?

@ Tee-baba
You've gone totally nuts walahi  
Which girl cried?
You better stop all those false accusations
I think we will need to send you for rehabilitation  

@ Mukina2
Please look for Ika o
I pray nothing happens to that girl

@ Omogenaija
Hi Omoge
How was your weekend?

@ Tee-baba
Na who beat you wey you dey cry na

@ Tee-baba
To watch out and take care of the contestants

@ Mukina2
Don't worry Muki, Tee-baba won't cost much
One gallon of pammy will do the magic

@ Acidrop
Thanks dear

_{dancing because of the victory}

@ Acidrop
Don't mind him jare, he's gone
He came in here drunk and started saying all sort of things to people
He calls J-girl Jail-girl, said he was going to jail some of us and stuffs like that

@ Acidrop
Honestly, I don't know why Omogenaija suggested me lol
That's why up till now I didn't comment about it.
Do you know the genesis of our fight?
It was Tee-baba that started causing trouble here jare
I know you will be a fair judge

@ Tee-baba
You've gone nuts walahi
How do you think anybody will allow his/her head to cook akra
Anyway, I won't say anything again for now.
Acidrop will be the judge in this matter

@ Acidrop
Now you've found me lol
I guess J-girl has answered your question lol
Let me know if you're not satisfied with that  

@ J-girl
Thanks  

_{dodgging the fry pan and hits tee-baba with baseball bat in the stomach
tee-baba goes down in pains}
@ Tee-baba
Didn't I tell you to be careful?
Especially now that Kellorah as gone to bed