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@ Mukina2
Muki oya back inside your ward now now  
You know you have not completed your treatment for over-celebration after yesterday's match  

Medical Situation Update
Ronaldo has been discharged and he is stable now though he will be coming for check-up for the rest of the week  
The gattusorial-paralysis parasites have been flushed out of his system and the remaining medication is to build his immune system  

SAF is doing fine too. The gum was really helpful yesterday.

Rooney too is okay now. He hopes to make it up to the fans in coming matches
_{remember he even waved to the fans with his shirt after the game}

All the MAN U fans have been discharged and they are doing fine  

You can ask for updates on anybody and I will gladly post it. Bye for now  

_{drives out of thread to the hospital in ambulance}

_{drives in exhausted and tired in an ambulance}
@ 9ja4eva
Sorry I'm late bro to join you in wading off these haters.
My hands have been quite full these past few days
Some of those ogogoro people have just refused to get better

Medical Report Updates
I've been battling with Gattuso since morning
I had to take the hard decision of sending him to rehab
The blood samples I took from him after the match of yesterday showed high levels of cheap drugs
He seems to be responding to treatment though
Here is one of his pictures while he was being moved around
At least, I allowed one of my beautiful nurses attend to him after he asked for Zidane's sister the last time
_{i suspect he's been on drugs since then}

I don't think he did at all

That is good but during last night's game, I wished all these defenders were fit for the match
I believe the story would have been a little different even if Milan finally beat us
Anyway, don't worry about Arsenal taking care of Chelsea at the Emirates stadium
Wenger already placed an order for fresh gun powder and dynamite cannon-balls the night they lost to Liverpool
I only hope the consignment will arrive in England fresh because those russians are good on the high seas

Well, it is a funny position too
Man City will believe that they should capitalize on the form of the team
Our boys also will want to put up a nice game to compensate us for the loss to Milan
So, I kind of expect some fireworks that day
But I believe we should come out good because the boys will want to take the anger out on Man City _{a city rival at that}
Our defence is still a serious issue though

@ IBB Fan
You've gone nuts
Please, tell me you were joking with that post

Eventhough we had things to complain about, we still accepted the defeat like men
Look at Rooney waving to the fans with his shirt after the match
The ref was indulging Gattuso, blah, blah, blah but we didn't give excuses
It is not that AC Milan is a better team than us, they just had the upper hand today

@ 9ja4eva
hahaha
That was Muki's submission and then I replied with the treatments

Abi o
Saturday is just around the corner
Let me see what JM has to offer now that the rollerskate-mouth had an accident yesterday

@ J-girl
Trust me now that I gave every MAN U fan VIP treatment
These was how I treated you guys

A beautiful nurse has revived 9ja4eva and he is feeling better now
Soaked Manu4life in hot water before anything bad happened, he is feeling better already now in a bath tub
Justkunmi has be found by one of the nice officers on duty and has be brought back. He only ran out to pick up something personal at the grocery
Rikky is now stable. It just a mere seizure
Akin was only mumbling kaka out of anger and he is now taking some pammy to cool down
pre-intimacy only went to pick up something
J-girl? I've consoled her and she is helping out in treating the other patients
Hucarson, Jackal and others that ran out naked - mad gattuso packed their clothes i have to do something about that guy. he is turning into a menance in this hospital

More updates coming soon

@ J-girl
Yes then Muki noticed the following

latest reports so far . . .


Dr Dre was given a vaccine .so he'll be immune to help the other patients

9Jia4ever fainted

Manu4life froze

Justkunmi ran out and hasnt returned

Rikky suffered a cardiac attack

Akin . is mumbling .Kaka . . . . . .

pre-intimacy has been taken back to the mental home

J Girl our wife can't stop crying

Hucarson.Jackal and the rest of em ran out naked


note: if anyone sees any of the missing people please call the gunners front desk . 1-800-hospital services

@J-girl
I'm fine jare.
I took a vaccine before the match so it didn't get to me at all  
I knew our chances were very very slim and things were against us
I just had to be fit to treat everyone else
I have been very busy with some patients today

Let me give you an update
I detected this before the end of the match

have started making my list of the patients that will be admitted tonight
Here is a hint:
1. Gattuso - (He is on cheap drugs and as to be treated and sent to a rehab before the Liverpool match)
2. C. Ronaldo- (He needs some kind of 'relaxing' theraphy. He as suffered to much from Gattuso tonight)

_{drives into thread in ambulance. exhausted and tired}
@ J-girl
J-girl, how are you doing?
Me and Muki have been so worried about you as a result of the match
I was just praying that you should be alright
I've been quite busy trying to treat the MAN U fans
They've responded well to treatment so far unlike those chelsea people that some of them are still in the hospital

@ Lalaboi
What makes you think that you boys would have performed better if they played against Milan
It would have probably been a national disaster for England  

You see now
I told you guys that 9ja4eva was alright  

@ 9ja4eva
I agree with you, the better side carried the day
But we really need to get some things done

@ Lalaboi
Let us just keep our hands crossed

@ IBB Fan
I can see you are really having fun

MAN U FOR LIFE
_{rushes back to the hospital to attend to the remaining VIP patients}

@ Mukina2
Thanks for the latest update

A beautiful nurse has revived 9ja4eva and he is feeling better now  
Soaked Manu4life in hot water before anything bad happened, he is feeling better already now in a bath tub  
Justkunmi has be found by one of the nice officers on duty and has be brought back. He only ran out to pick up something personal at the grocery
Rikky is now stable. It just a mere seizure  
Akin was only mumbling kaka out of anger and he is now taking some pammy to cool down
pre-intimacy only went to pick up something
J-girl? I've consoled her and she is helping out in treating the other patients
Hucarson, Jackal and others that ran out naked - mad gattuso packed their clothes _{i have to do something about that guy. he is turning into a menance in this hospital}

More updates coming soon

_{drives in with sirens on}
I have started making my list of the patients that will be admitted tonight
Here is a hint:
1. Gattuso - (He is on cheap drugs and as to be treated and sent to a rehab before the Liverpool match)
2. C. Ronaldo- (He needs some kind of 'relaxing' theraphy. He as suffered to much from Gattuso tonight)

@ D-reloaded
Well, glad to tell you I'm a MAN U fan but I'm also treating the fans/players of the teams that have fallen
I quite busy trying to discharge the better part of last night's patients
I'll be admitting some VIP patients tonight

@ Mukina2
Muki stop all these o

_{goes back to hospital to clear the remaining patients to create space for the VIP patients likely to come in tonight}

Is Roman about to buy a car company?

"We lost Gallant-ly, "

@ Mukina2
Stop it o Muki

_{rushes back to the hospital to clear the wards and put some things in place
looks like we will be having some VIP patients}

What is happening please
These italians are playing half field with us

@ Bab787
Okay I hear you
I will look into that against their next match
Reports reaching me indicates that most of them have gotten home
I will watch till tomorrow to confirm the ones that have gotten home
Then report the missing ones to the police to start a search for them

This is a sad news for everyone
My heart goes out to all the Chelsea football club supporters
May their gentle souls rest in perfect peace
May God grant their families the heart to bear the loss

@ Mukina2
You're doing this because you know you're dear to me
You know I will find it difficult to del with you abi?
Anyway, stop pushing me o

@ Akinwunmi
Ole buruku ni all of you jare.
You guys denied us all of some good action
After all the money and energy spent

@ Omogenaija
Hello dear. how are you today?

@ Mukina2
Take your time o muki
Release the blue singles you want to release now o
If you delay it and wait for tonight, I will make sure I lock you up in a store in my hospital

@ Mukina2
Take your time o muki
Pammy has started working again abi?
Leave MAN U out of this o

@ Akinwunmi
You wey you suppose fight for here, you come dey tell us make we celebrate birthday with you

@ Babs787
Yea, the hospital is full already but trust me, I knew that would be the case  
That's why I have secured some warehouses around to convert them to make shift clinics

@ Damose
Having a blue dream again, right?
I'll be watching out for you

@ Manu4laif

Please holla me if you see anyone that needs quick medical attention

_{drives in ambulance with siren!!!!! on}

@ Mukina2
Stop that right now
Don't even start with MAN U o
Be warned

_{runs inside when muki shouts his name}

@ Mukina2
Dear I hope you're alright
This one wey you dey scream my name like this
Is there any problem?

<sub>goes back inside the hospital to continue treating people. sees drogba trying to escape through the window

shouts to a well-built janitor. You! hold that guy down there! he wants to do offside through the window or what</sub>

@ J-girl
Hi J-girl
I believe you're fine
Worry less about Arsenal
Their coach placed a new order for some fresh gun-powder and dynamite cannon-balls yesternight  
I just hope they arrive fresh and dry _{those russians are good on the sea. make dem no intercept the consignment}
Anyway, if you know anyone that needs medical attention, just let me know _{My ambulance are on standby}  

@Babs787
Hallo.
Well, I have started discharging some people since morning
That's why I couldn't come online early. My hands are so full 
Maybe I will try and post the update if people want to know how far with them

@ IBB-Fan
Okay, I hear you o but my surveillance car and ambulance are still on you.
Just in case. Take it as a proactive measure 

@ Babs787
Well, don't worry you will soon start seeing them soon
I have started discharging them since morning _{i hope they don't miss their way home}

@ Tocdee
Well those people you mentioned are coming
You might have a problem though communication with them when they come
There are traces that some of them will be mute for some time but I have taken care of that too
A sign language specialist is around to take care of the situation