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@ J-girl
I have seen the thread
It was Debosky started it
4 Play even said they've been on the que for 8 months
So, you see Debosky probably has been cheating on ypu all along

_{hands over another keg of pammy to Ikamefa}

@ J-girl
Okay, thanks
I can see it now _{4 Play and Debosky don enter am}

@ Ikamefa
Dear Ika, I can see you are enjoying your pammy now
I ordered it direct from Ila-orogun village. They have the best pammy there
I hope we are not fighting any more now.

@ J-girl
Please give the link to the thread where 4 Play and Debosky were flirting with some girl

@ Mukina2
Go and find your own pammy somewhere and don't try forcing Ika to give you some _{campaign manager}
Leave Ikamefa alone o

@ ThiefOfHearts
Are you interested in Ika or what?

@ Debosky
Don't use the pammy I provided exclusively for Ikamefa to do campaign o _{all these politicians sef}

@ 4 Play
So you are trying to buy votes abi?

@ Dayokanu
You have gone nuts

@ Arianne
Let me start by welcoming you to nairaland.com. I promise you will not regret joining this site.

As for the issue you have raised, I'm very sorry about situation that you have found yourself.
To start with, you must realise that if your want to be a single parent because of your experience, it will not be a good tale to tell for you and even your kids(either adopted or biological).
You must face your fears once and for all and fight it. I understand that it may not be easy but you must face it now so it doesn't swallow you up later in future.

A bitter truth is that the same fear you have now can even rob you of your happiness as a single parent. Also, have it at the back of your mind that it's not only people that grew up under circumstances like yours have that fear. There are people that grow up in what you may look at as good homes but still have that fear too.

I would have loved to say more but won't like to bore you. I'll add more as people contribute to the thread  

@ Cute-ass
God bless you for your contribution

^{walks into thread and sees Ikamefa's post, runs out of thread to get something}
_{walks into thread carrying a 5 litre keg of pammy for Ikamefa}
@ Ikemafa
My dear, I'm so glad you responded. _{drawing near holding out hands towards her}
Don't mind Douzy
Happy now?

MANCHESTER UNITED ALL THE WAY

_{expected this thread to be dead and rotting in the ground by now}

@ Ikamefa
You have not responded Ika
Don't be angry now.
If you respond maybe we can work something out about your pammy

_{waits before going when he sees Ikamefa's posts. draws near her}
@ Ikamefa
Dear Ika, why are you getting fired-up like this now
It's all part of the joke.
I didn't get angry from your post at all. Don't be angry please
Okay sorry about that._{you are not a toothless pitbull}
Kindly accept my sincere apologies for that_{draws nearer to her again}

From Pammy International to semi-porn site<sub>gets tired of the madness and walks out for the night to rest before the time of the battle

can you imagine after the wahala I've been doing since</sub>

@ Debosky
Is this your way of running away now
You can't come here and start telling us the official sponsors o
Have you forgotten how many pages this thread was before you even showed up?
Anyway, 4 Play will have to be consulted before I can allow the controlled provision of pammy _{seeing that most of you are likely drunks}
We know the people will approached for sponsorship so don't give that Pammy International crap

@ Ikamefa
Are you threatening me or what now
You cannot do anything. If you like loose your temperature_{You are just a toothless pitbull}

@ Mukina2
That your tactics won't work
The fight will proceed as agreed with Debosky
Don't start spreading rumours when this whole thing is interesting o
I'm not dodging the question Muki
I have told you that they won't beat us
Who told you that Akin has been admitted

ThiefOfHearts
Don't worry you can get some of those from the limo_{pointing outside} and serve them on your skateboard

_{sees the pamy drinker's post}
@ Ikamefa
Your kulikuli is available but I have told there won't be pammy

@ Mukina2
Don't even start with all that my brother already won blah blah blah
I don't think Debosky has even said anything like that since he came
He has accepted the challenge
I don't seem to understand what you mean.
Stop dodging?

@ ThiefOfHearts
Snowboarding ke?
Hope you meet us there in one piece though lol

@ Star01
Chelsea ke? and you're asking for first class
You better take the slot I give you before you end up in the booth_{in the limo}/luggage section_{in the plane}

@ Everyone
Please, all you need for the match are already available in the limos and plane
Things like pop-corn, sode, drinks, wine, e.t.c
There are a few exceptions though
There won't be any chelsea _{for peeps like Razorr} and pamy for the pamy drinker
We don't want any incidents during our trip or match
Hope I have satisfied you guys well

@ Omo Eko
I thought we are done with calling ourselves bad names?

@ Star01
Please let us try and stop all these now

@ Debosky
Bus trip ke?
You can choose to be the only one to take a bus down there.
We will be waiting for you at the place already
See all the arrangements that I've been making since

^{rushes out of thread to do something}

_{drives into thread in a blue hummer limo and steps out}

Well guys, this is the ride we'll be using _{pointing to limo packed outside}
This way, there will be room for everyone.
I have also chartered a British Airways jet to take us down to the venue from the nairaland international airport
Another red hummer limo is waiting at the airport of where we're going.

@ 4 Play
God forbid we board a Sosoliso aircraft  

@ Mukina2
You dey abuse your brother abi?
We shall see what becomes of boro
That day, Yakubu's legs _{and that of everyone you think can ruin our chances that day} will be on vacation from scoring goals

@ star01
Please try and stop all the fighting first, then I will discuss the ticket issue_{wonders if tickets were sold in the first place}
By the way, remind me which club you belong to

@ Mukina2
You should know by now that I don't really like talking much
You said more than all these before our match with Roma
Lo and behold the match turned out to be a one-sided basketball game to our favour
Let's just keep our fingers crossed till when we play the match

Please, let there be some decency in this thread
You are really taking the fun in here out now o
Let's stop all these abuses and bad names.
You are all making me sad with these things you're saying to each other here now

_{sees muki muki's question and J-girl's post. lightens up a bit}
@ Mukina2
You can be sure of that
Yakubu should have known there is nothing for him

@ J-girl
J-girl, don't abandon the thread.
I think they will stop now.
I'm really unhappy about the way things are going too

You guys should please stop all these now
You're turning this thread into something else

@ 4 Play
You have finally turned this thread to a porn one
What is that link you posted doing here na?

@ Debosky
Oya, answer na!

_{goes out of thread to start making preparations for cars that will be used to transport people to venue of duel}

_{walks into thread and sees what has been going on.}
@ Debosky
I should transport people there abi?
Let me know the exact time of the bout.
I don't seem to like that kind of duel you're planning to have o
I'm sure everyone will prefer to see real fight with hands and legs.
We won't get much action with that gun thing
We want to see you guys throw punches and kicks at each other

@ Creamish
What are you trying to accuse me of?
I'm not up to anything o

@ Everyone
Let me know if you're interested in the tansport arrangement

@ Razorr
I see you've succeeded in making everyone abandon the main reason for the thread with your boobs talk
Happy now?!

@ Acidrop, Douzy and Whitelexi
You guys are not serious at all lol

@ Razorr
Your chelsea is at work again

You people should leave J-girl alone jare
Enough of the embarrassment

@ Acidrop
Don't mind Razorr o, she started this boobs thing
That chelsea is always affecting her brain

@ Razorr
Me sharappppp?
Why would I be jealous about whatever happens
I never wanted her boobs so I don't have a problem with that
Just wait till when J-girl comes and she sees this

Now I know that you guys have gone mad
I can't wait for J-girl to come and see this
EVerybody is jus claiming to be in one sex escapade or the other with her

@ Razorr
You want to turn this thread to a porn page abi?
I think you've been watching too much porn
You are always talking about breasts
One day go be one day, monkey go go market
Your own breasts shall meet their waterloo

@ Omo Eko
Okay, I hear you o
You have even designed the shift for them

@ TOH
Okay, now I understand you very well
Debosky was yours before

@ J-girl
Was this for me? - you can join if you want to. Find Omo Eko or someone
Omo Eko said she wants either 4 Play or your Debosky_{maybe both sef}

What is happening in this thread na?
While Debosky and Akinwunmi are about to get started, 4 Play is busy campaigning for more votes _{what a thread!}

@ ThiefOfHearts
Chei!!!, are you in a relationship with J-girl too?
6 feet means inside the grave

@ Omo Eko
You sef
You like 4 Play and won't mind taking Debosky from J-girl

@ J-girl
You no do me anything o
I'm just wondering how both men and women will be fighting because of you

_{what is my fate in this thread. Everyone here seems to be having an affair with the next person}

@ J-girl
Wetin be your problem sef J-girl
Only you want Debosky, having an affair with Aloib and now wants 4 Play_{whom you denied before now}
Are you building a chain of partners or what?

@ Omo Eko
So you're tripping for 4 Play
_{chei! chie!! chei!!!, everyone in this thread seems to be hooking up with someone o. I'm the only one left now}

@ Omo Eko
Which omo is going crazy over 4 Play?

@ ThiefOfHearts
Thanks for that picture
Think that will remind our contestants_aspirants that we are hear for punches and not slaps

@ J-girl
She should leave 4 Play?

@ Omo Eko
You're welcomed. I hope you're enjoying the show

@ Akinwunmi
Welcome back. I was hoping you'll come online and add some fun to this
Don't throw slaps sha o. We want to see real punches
Don't waste all the training you've been doing o
This is your chance to prove yourself
You just might win J-girl's heart

@ Mukina2
Go on with your commentary
I know you can do better than just saying my brother is back
Say something that will spur them

_{sees Debosky slap 4 play}
At last the first blow after so many pages of ordinary threats

@ 4 Play
Oya, let the action begin jare.
See as Debosky just slap you

@ Douzy
Alright, have your seat_{pointing to an empty seat in front}

@ Omo eko
Welcome Omo Eko_{shows her an empty seat in front}

@ Mukina2
Who is this your hubby?
Last time I checked it wasn't  a crime to be a virgin

@ J-girl
Tell me that thread you refered me to the other time again