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_{laughs at Creamish's post}
@ Creamish
You dey quote "no weapon fashioned against me , "
That is dangerous for you o when you are the weapon gangan lol lol
Yes, no condition is permanent but at least for the rest of this season
I be true MANCHESTER UNITED fan. _shouting Yaaaaheard!!!

@ Creamish
So you be gunner sef
Are you as proud as Mukina sha because she will keep talking even if una enter relegation
Anyway, have a sit on the second role _{ushering Creamish to a sit on the second row}
Don't worry, Mukina will soon join you_{I trust her}
But no guns allowed in here o and I must not smell any gunpowder
Infact, stand up and let me search you sef.
I don't trust you people at all_{gestures to Creamish to stand up and then searches her body}
Okay sit down _{professional pop corn eater lol we shall see}

@ Creamish
Okay, so you're on J-girl's side, alright with that
What about your club?_{just trying to confirm}

_{sees Creamish rushing out of thread going to buy popcorn. lol lol lol lol}
@ Creamish
Hope the popcorn don't start flying out through your nose when the fun starts
By the way, which side do you belong to?

_{where is this Mukina sef. she's not found her brother yet or what}

_{returns with a long baseball bat}

@ Creamish
Don't worry about that?
You will see when I wack the first person with my baseball bat _{adjusting hands on the bat for a firm grip}

_{getting really really pissed now}
What is wrong with all you guys now?
The main purpose this thread got started was for the fight between Akinwunmi _{of MAN U} and Debosky _Arsenal
What's with it about all these abuses?
Leave J-girl alone o or else soemone is gonna get really spanked in here

@ J-girl
J-girl, please sorry about everything jare
Don't mind all these people trying to get you annoyed
Maybe you should just ignore all of them again for now

_{goes out of thread to find a nice baseball bat.}

O o o o o
Please, let's just leave J-girl alone o
What we should be thinking of now is how to get Debosky down here

Razorr on the loose again
Someone better tame her fast

_{sees Razorr's posts and gets really really angry}
No no no this madness must stop right now o

@ Razorr
What is the meaning of all these that you are typing
Does this thread look like it is under the sexuality section?
When you have gotten yourself drunk_{with chelsea}, then you go about talking anyhow
Stop talking dirty about J-girl or anyone for that matter in this thread.

@ Mukina2
Muki muki, I didn't get all these gatecrashers in here o
I wonder where they all came from
Imagine one that came and started calling J-girl names
He was so annoying
In fact, I think Debosky should use him as training when he comes before the real match
Another blue dreamer sleeped walked into here and was looking for VIP ticket
Can you just imagine that? He thought he could come here and start painting this thread blue

@ Razorr
You don't get high abi?
I don't need to argue with you at all on this
The whole world knows that it runs in the whole family
Morinho (Coach) - Runs his mouth very well_{can be entertaining at least}
Players - Imagine Drogba comparing himself with Eto'o
Fans - Razorr

@ Razorr
You will soon end up there.
There is always a first time for a drunk .
He feels he has the stamina to control himself
Before he knows what is happening
Lo and behold, he is swimming in the gutter

Yea right, your future is blue
No wonder it's not too bright for you

@ Razorr
We ain't smoking manure
Say it better. Your future is blue ni
No wonder it is not too bright

@ Razorr
Chelsea makes you happy and excited abi?
Then happens after that
You end up in the gutter or get beaten up after running your mouth as if it were a rollerskate
We don't take manure so our gut doesn't rot.
We put the manure in the Leagues to make it grow
Wait till when the Yankeepool come to defend themselves
After the match, we will know where they belong

@ Razorr
Chelsea?
I have always told you people that blue dreams are dangerous
But you won't listen. You keep drinking that thing all the time

@ Razorr
Manure?
At least that makes something grow
What does chelsea do to the system?
Does Yankeepool belong to your list of "beatable" teams too?
_{yea, i have noticed it too. I wonder}

@ Razorr
Seems you've taken some bottles already this morning_{checking time}
I expected you to still be sober for now na

@ Razorr
Me not making sense?
The problem with you people is your name chelsea
You are always high - coach, players and fans
_{I don't even know which of the threads he was talking about}

@ Razorr
That's why I always fight you blue people o
So you call Roma shitty?
Would you guys do better than that if you were in our shoes at that time?
Imagine no Essien and Dorgba _{offside customer} playing against that team

@ Razorr
Mighty to the clubs you see as beatable
It's when you consider yourself mighty that you see some clubs are beatable.
_{besides, did you get a message from oga admin now?}

@ Razorr
Really really red now
Hope you're enjoying our football_{or should I say a one-sided basketball} of late_{confess o}

@ slimghost
Mumuinho
Gird yourself very well. The blues may want to strike for that

@ Razorr
Giving you beatable teams?
Have your heard of how are the mighty fallen?

And there goes Razorr again  

@ Mukina2
Warn him ke?
When he has been training since yesterday?
This your type of withdrawal system is not good o after people don buy tickets sut down dey wait
Expect that some people came in here to get J-girl pissed off with the whole thing.
Even blue people sef want to watch
Can't you find your brother yet?
Too much has been invested in this bout for it not to hold
Wetin 4 Play do for you? _{fear hin name at least}

_{strolls into thread and sees Razorr and slimghost exchanging words}
lol
Razorr
slimghost
Make una take am easy o

@ star01
Go and scope Software yourself now abi you dey fear?
Star ke? King of England?
I can really see you're having those terrible blue dreams again
I think 4 Play should come up with a prescription like he did for _{Muki Muki}
So you think you can bribe me abi? _{hey, can you just imagine?}
You will soon end up in the toilet if you're not careful

@ star01
Get into the fight ke?_{God forbid}
About the VIP ticket, it is not our coach that is selling the tickets for this thread
4 Play is in charge. He started this thread
You better take the last row before we change our minds
What makes you even think that our Coach will send you?
He is a big boy on his own abi you think it is easy to be a SIR in England?
E no be like cheiftancy title for Nigeria o
So take that row like that and be contented with that
VIP ko, VIP ni, you better wake up_{gives software a jab}
Seems you're having those blue dreams again
You for say you wan stay inside the ring gongon

@ J-girl
Alright J-girl. I'm glad to hear you're cool.
You're such an angel and darling_{i hope Debosky won't face me for that}

@ star01
Well, since you be Morinho pickin, I'm afraid you can't get a VIP ticket for the match
You fit manage last row?
At least, you will be inside. You can stand on a seat for better view if you want
Lunatic right? You took it out of my mouth there is a problem with the name then

@ J-girl
Please, I beg you in the name of God to just ignore all this nonsense
Don't let anyone pull you down low to their _____ level

@ software
Abeg, let all this madness stop before you start trying to paint this thread blue jo

@ J-girl
You're back
Sorry about the other time. I know you were really pissed
Please, it wasn't your fault at all don't admit it please.

_{where all these ____ people dey come from sef?}

@ star01
Omo Morinho, let's deal with all these ____ peeps ruining things first.

@ star01
He miles away from you?
Get him down here. Which kind of approval are you looking for again when a whole thread has been made for him
About J-girl, I was really pissed too with what happened.
She has every right to be angry .
By the way, which team do you belong to?

@ star01
Firstly, you have not missed the main match
Akinwunmi is still training and Debosky is yet to even see all these
Muki Muki _hopefully has gone to fetch her brother _Debosky
However, badman888 came and really got J-girl pissed before she left the thread
Just have patience
But before the match, I suggest that badmann888's case should not be treated lightly at all