₦airaland Forum

BKsoul:
i expected you to be sensible enough since you are an old man.... i hope you have gotten your coffin... 70 year old shameless man.... you come to a public forum to tell me how to look for the right guy to service you, then turn to tell me its a joke... you must be very stupid.... do you make such jokes with your sisters? i even talked to you with some respect that i do not like such joke.... instead of you to apologize and cut it,, Nah... you came back to tell me how much of a pervert you and your people are.... why don't you come here and share jokes on how your sisters are being bleeped, you can even bring a picture of thier vagina while coming....

I understand not everyone will entertain a perverted joke, atleast not from a stranger.But you actually went too far.
This is romance section.
You might need to develop a thick skin.

stayclearofme:
We all are part of the problem not only the leaders.

Maybe you should speak for yourself.I have never caused problem for this country before!

stayclearofme:
So almost 200 million should leave? And you think that is the solution?

Since all these years,there has been no solution.For how long are we gonna wait?

I'll try and get citizenship of another country.From then on,If you ask me where I'm from,I will tell you the name of the country that gave me citizenship.

GentleRay:
You mess things up there blame it on your shithole zoo. Fools!

Aren't you one of them?

Born2conquer:
Lmao, a foreign beautiful lady messaged me on Instagram last week after I commented on a dating page.

The lady sent a HI message and I replied HEY.

She replied “Never mind”, I asked her “why”
She responded “Are you a Nigerian”, I replied “yes a Proud NIGERIAN”.

I was expecting a response until her handle changed to “instgram user”, she blocked me already

Hehehehe

What shocked me is that even fellow Africans are being weary of us.Imagine Ghana to calling us scammers.
South Africans too.

It gets worse by the day.

kingthreat:
Fine boy probably just chop am.
Thing is association is bound to happen as long as humanity is concerned. People like to be in an association or the other with common beliefs. If you open a Manchester United association in your street today, where you will be hosting Red-Only parties, my brother you go see small money. Inasmuch as I am against cultism, I must say it is better the way Pirates and Buccaneers have left the muddy waters for better things than killing themselves. Kudos to their new leadership. But still I won't advise anyone to join.
If you hear of cultism killings these days, it is mainly NBM, Viking, Eiye, KK. Those ones no wan hear word till tomorrow.

It's because they are not disturbed by rivals.
If any rival disturbs them, you'll start seeing gun and machete wielding boys

Fahdiga:
Nnamdi Kanu is the greatest Nigerian ever. He is greater than Awolowo and Tinubu combined. They are even observing sit at home today in many parts of the world because of him

Continue sitting at home.
When hunger wire your belle,you go come out to work.

SisterFire:
....me and my daughters who are all great mothers.

Everyone is looking Coool

What kinda party were you having

SisterFire:
...This is me not that lady on corporate who is my junior sis

Now I see why he is infatuated

You look good!

SisterFire:
...welcome my dear , isolate him like others with d report button OK
My crime is that I am the most beautiful and sexiest being in nigeria today

Hmm really.
I'll need a proof of that you know

BigCowH0rn:


Must you hold his hand and pat him on the head all the time? Isn't he man enough to make up his own damn mind or what?
Oh stockwise oya shush, no more pemp from you... Moma is watching now.





Vivian, you actually very boring and distasteful a human.
E shock you ba? But you've others say so before ni




You know why i did not reply your other comment about dumping a man?
Was just trying to figure out how a lesbian can hold or dump a man when she doesn't like men in the first place

I put it to you that you are woman hunting for female sex partners on Nairaland and though you target mature sexy women sometimes you main targets are underage girls.

If I'm lying quote this comment and remove the dots in this monikers...

Khiaa / khia *(sex American lady)
Blackivy *(16 year old girl)


I dare you!

Shebi you bacon of wisdom and justice

Lol. Keep leading shallow minded people astray in the name of fakes gods and goddesses.

I like people who speak rubbish with confidence.Aje you dey motivate me.
To you, I'm her alternate account o.See you talking convincingly.


Come to think of it,this your obsession with her is not ordinary o.Ko kin shey oju lasan.
For you not to be able to go a day without talking about her.Will you die if you decide not to think nor talk about her in a day?
Better beg her to release you.

If the picture you posted is sistfire,then she is a good looking woman.But that is not enough reason to be following her like your destiny is in her hands.

Abo oro la nso fun omoluabi.
I won't reply you henceforth.

Date a Nairaland babe at your own peril.
The last one I dated,na God say make I dey use cd with am.She for don gimme hiv.

Na when i see the kind drugs she dey use,i get say na hiv patient.I japa straight!
She deactivated thinking I'll cast her here.

AchalugoNwa:
we have rules here and myndasticlala are the teachers here

Lol

ogbe88:
U just relax and watch how it ends for you, what u can do best now is to start creating another account, cos u r done for.

Mumu check the moniker you threatened to track and check my moniker that is laughing at your stupidity,are they same?

People with powers to pull a string or two don't make noise about it.They choose actions over chest beating.

Mind you,you don't even know who I am.Or you think everyone is a nobody like you?


Daddy e lo ma "done for"

HRhotness:
Hi,

I've been reading old threads on NYSC for foreign trained graduate and the requirements, I find the information helpful and I'm quite grateful. however, i still have a few other questions. i have gathered that it is possible for me to pick where i get posted to, but i visited the NYSC website and it clearly states that like home trained graduates, we have no choice in where we serve. I would like information on how i go about seeing that i get my chosen posting.

Also i recently got a job offer and i read some where that it was possible to arrange it so that the firm i am to work with will be listed as my place of assignment. anybody with more information on how this can be arranged?

and finally, how soon do i start making arrangements as i intend to begin the service year with sept 2008 batch.
unfortunately, everyone back home is as clueless as i am so any additional information is very welcome.

thanx

Bleep

If I should graduate abroad and come back for NYSC make I bend!
So I will be teaching in one public primary school will leaking roofs,filled with sturborness possessed kids.

A whole graduate of Oxford university!!
Ori queen elizabeth oni gba fun yin!!

CrazyMan:
17. Bad girls are exposed to HIV and other sexually transmitted diseases due to their careless life style. 18. Bad girls find it difficult to get married because most of their suitors would have over tasted the forbidden fruit of their body. So they end up becoming husband snatchers.

Bag girls like Baddiefreak and Iyaebe

SisterFire:
...sorry for my non-explicit explanations

Anakhims: beings created by nephilims and winged/jumping( unwinged) humanoids
They were created with basalts at the bottom of the ancient seas and oceans,
They are 17-20ft tall while humans are 4-6ft in height,
They can live up to 10-12,000yrs while modern humans( Adam and co can live up to 100-150yrs)
average Brain capacity 2000/4500bålz
humans 60/120bålz


Nephilims: Sons and daughters of the winged humanoids( Jehovah ,amún thermos , Iran his twin iraq , Allah ,moç, meléç, chukwundigbo, Ephréesusçu, Astålle, wú etc) created by the supreme inventor of the universe
When a male winged humanoid and a female winged humanoid cohabit they gave birth to nephilims,
When winged humanoids and nephilims cohabits they gave birth to a naph.
Nephilims are same as their parents in dominion( can live up to 100billion years) but don't have wings,
They are 35-37ft like their parents .
They have little dominion in
manipulating the nature( sun and water) at will ,
Average Brain capacity 200,000/350,000bålz

I admire you for this knowledge.
If truly you reincarnated as a human, you should have forgotten all informations of your past life.
Me thinks you are just using human skin to disguise.You can convert to your 30ft self at will

My question,You may have answered it but this thread is too long to go through.
The first creature to get to the universe, who/what created it?
How was it created?

stockwise:
Thank you sir for your sermon. Congrats on your foreign bizness. Hope the deal will help you to focus and be useful.
BTW, have you slept with sisterfire or any of circle of friends? How much did you pay?
If answers are negative. Then what do use to adjudged her as a prostitute? Are you a gigolo? You keep reminding yourself that she's an old woman. But, you can't stop rimming her arse. Be a man for once. Tell us what you really want from her. For me, I know what you want, but I won't be your spokesperson.

Stop dignifying that guy with a response.
You're the reason he is still on this thread.
If he gets ignored,he will get tired and retire to his hole.