₦airaland Forum

BoiCute:
Omo, her matter don too cast be that

You're not the one I wanted to quote.
I was replying that guy that said "Have you seen a fine female lecturer before"
I'm just letting him know that that woman is fine.

Nyenatetan:
Sorry are you for truth or sentiments.

Think about it and reframe your mind pls.

Are you Nigerian at all??

KAM3KAZI:
She sha is repping femi

Drella why you put 'f' for your gender abi you be trans??

I'm non binary.

DoggoneDogg:
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No wonder!!
Na Afonja. The most wicked tribe in the world

I'm of the minority tribe.
We can fight you,but you can't fight us...IYKYK

Good luck developing Asia.

DoggoneDogg:
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Shut your dirty mouth & learn to quote your elders with respect

I don't blame you.
Developers are known to be rude!

DoggoneDogg:
YES
One is even chasing me right now, I just managed to catch my breath behind a staircase to avoid her so I can type.


We mooveee again!!

And to you,you've made sense like that o.

Smartb0y:
which one are you really?

I'm non binary.

luizpippo:
I saw screenshot of a chat on twitter yesterday between a guy and his girlfriend, the excuse she gave was crazy.

How do people come up with crazy shits.

Ladies are like swimming pool.
Don't bother who swam before you, don't bother who is swimming with you, don't bother who will swim after you.
Swim yours and pass.

Smartb0y:
hmm,you changed your stats to (f),it was (m) yesterday

Yeah any problem?

macdammy:
I'm sexually active oo.

I still handle one girl last week before it started.
At one point I thought maybe na the girl cause am because I once broke her heart.
But I'm just probably just over thinking.

Which one is blue balls again btw

Search online for the Blue balls stuff.

Vaiki:
Lost and found!!

When you marry,you must not be annoyed if you catch your wife cheating o!

siofra:
Today I was passing by two boys and one of them was loudly bragging about 'chopping' a girl. He said "I chop am well, she no too fine but she get money and she get nyash. She don spend for my head well well" I turned to look at the goat that was talking. If ugliness was a person, it would be this boy.

But he looked like a yahoo boy and girls these days have a weak spot for yahoo boys. Piercings everywhere, baggy trousers with cross bag. Trademark of a yahoo boy.

I would have told the girl but.... I don't want somebody to remove my teeth. I'm a trouble maker online but not offline.

What have Nigerian men turn into They no longer want to spend on women or work hard. They want fast money. It's so bad they now brag about spending a woman's money. It's truly pathetic!!

You wanted to tell the girl?How did you know the girl?

macdammy:
Hi Nlnders, I hope we are doing good today.

For about 4 days now, I've been having some pain on my testicle, the one on the left to be precise.
It hurts when I try walking, or when there's a slight touch.

Please has anyone here experienced a similar issue?
What do you suggest ?
Lalsticlala mynd44

Are you sexually inactive?

It could be blue balls.

siofra:
Abeg, marriage is not for me.

You're still small that's why.
When you grow older,your thinking will upgrade.

siofra:
Please leave me to my virginity.

I just realized you're nothing but a cruise mistress

Sonnobax15:
Yeah . Especially every new thread that hits Romance session, nairaland will notify me.....Like seriously,I don tire for their notificatio . The moment I'll say Ito myself I wanna steer clear from nairaland,na then I go receive new notification

You are actually following the romance section.

Click unfollow.

It's like females live rent free in you guys' head.
The number of thread about female being opened is alarming.

Na why dem dey use una cashout.

siofra:
Until what enter?

I intend to remain a virgin until rapture.

Cruise different, serious matter different.

How will you remain a virgin till rapture?
Even if you don't marry,you wiil sha knack ni.

Unless jesus comes now.

Nyenatetan:
Like serious eenh ,

the kind konji moving around now is so alarming,
I thought I was the only one wit this feelings,
cuz e the flow like electric current,



Say na hormones.

I don tire with the thing self.

Omo na knacks I dey chop day in day out now.
My people dey tell me say I don dey thin.

I con be indoor person again!

siofra:
Nigeria is hard yet Nigerian men are still having sex anyhow. Anyway, please in this sex crazed country, how can I avoid sex with Nigerian men e.g lecturers, nairaland boys, yeye boyfriends, pastors etc

If I was in love, it would have been a different matter but I'm not in love with anybody, nobody loves me too, they just want to fūck and go please what do I do?

Back to the question.It's hard but not impossible.
You just have to hold body together till you are ready.
It woulda been easier if you have a driving force motivating you.E.g If you are religious and you are abstaining because it's a sin.


Just marry already

siofra:
My vagina is VIRGIN. Thank you

That's what they all say.By the time we enter and jam no hymen,you'll start hearing things like "I lost my hymen during rigorous activities","Not all ladies have hymen"....I concur!
But why is it all you virgin claimers that use this format? Where are those virgins with hymen?Or have they gone extinct??


Siofra no vex,I just say make I rant small.

abouzaid:
In other words, the Afghan currency is worth more than the Naira if £80 is 10,000 afghani, £1 is equal to #780 so £10 is equal to #78,000. This country don cast finish.

How can 10 pounds be equal to 78,000 naira?

It is supposed to be equal to 7,800 na.

robinso01:
Cultism in secondary school? This generation is something else.

Since when

Atleast I'm sure of cultism in secondary schools since the mid 2000s(06,07) or even earlier.

All the cults we have today,they have junior version for those under the age of 18.

This thread is working it's way to be the most derailed thread in the history of NL.

I am so so entertained.
BKsoul tiri gbosa for you.

BKsoul:
Beautiful smart queen with a very beautiful skin tone .... fully endowed with a ladder waist and a perky round bouncing boobs...... the only problem be say i short..... you love the sound of that right kwakwakwakwakwa.....LuciferO.... ever seen such a beautiful queen before...

This girl na pure cruise
Which one be ladder waist again?

SATANlST:
she posted that after gossipmailnaja said her husband is a bucca and he should not forgive kpokpogri for fucking his wife. the hoe used that opportunity to trend. these people are dumb as Bleep

einsteine:
Her husband is a member

I thought as much.

Battalion1:
jeezzz u just described meeee

Werey

BKsoul:
Thank you and God bless you a million times for saying the truth... morever ehn... my skin thick pass pomo.... my only annoyance was that i cautioned him that i do not like such kinda joke, instead of him to apologize or ignore, he called me a pervert... Anyways... I am sorry.... you just earned my respect...

It's alright
You can just ignore him henceforth.

FanOfMyself:
Really?

Yeah she was popular in the romance section.
Probably back with another moniker,who knows?

stayclearofme:
Indeed!

Seems you know me too well.
You can enumerate them for me.