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enemyofprogress:
you’re a brostitute, ashawo

Hehehe

How about you that your signature reads "I'm in love with dominique ".
A married woman with kids o

Iamziggy:
3 pastors( business men) cannot lie to u.... Bros I No wan talk b4... But it's obvious dat u no normal again....No vex

But how will 3 different people tell the same lie.
None of them said his past gf was the witch,none said his mother,none said his friend's wife etc.
They all said his wife and daughter.

This is not enough to conclude anything, that's why I still am amazed.

Kobojunkie:
Where you even learn say Pastor fit "deliver" witch sef?

How many witches do you know of wey Jesus Christ "deliver"?

Witches have the least powers in the astral world.Them no be like marine spirit wey sturborn pass anything.

Xixtie:
Africa and the idiotic plus backward lots it has as citizens.
Shame on the fact that you can read and write.
You are a perfect disgrace to literacy and a complete fool.

I don't know about OP's case.
But do you know a child 6 months old and above can be initiated into witchcraft?Only that the child cannot wield the power yet at that age.

maureensylvia:
Done
Check

Hmm you still look good

But you look different oo.Like If not told,I won't know you still are the one

maureensylvia:
Lemme pee, I'm coming
Alright, I'm back

No matter what, he's your loving father.. his seed brought you into this world. The mercy death on this is unjustifiable.

It's true it hurts, but you have to carry the cross.. it has its own blessings.. believe me.

Try and take care of him but KNOW your limit.. don't spend much on him but take care of him.

Even if he dies on the long run, you won't feel guilty.. you will feel fulfilled that you tried your best.

Encourage your maale, nwanyi Ibem!!! She must have seen alot to the extent of giving the thought of running away.
If you can, get a nanny that can take care of your Dad.

Don't do something stupid
Read it again

Cheers
This too will pass

Meanwhile Nairalanders check out my signature for affordable Agro commodities from north

I so much love your profile picture.

But try post no make up pics too

vicmatias:
I miss my 2go Ultimate Star �

You're on your own.

lasisi69:
Check now and thank me later

Not yet

Almightyprosper:
I need reasonable people to give me some advise here on how I can deal with such a huge fiasco,
The money isn't really my problem but she cheat and she has never accepted once even though I've evidence.
Is it appropriate to help her? Or help and give her road out0 of my life cause her cheating lifestyle has caused me more trauma than everyday..
This lady knew I had accident last week for God
Men with experience I await your response

Where do all these simps keep coming from?

549k ontop hnd??
She cheated without remorse nor apology and you're contemplating on giving her the money.
When was the last time you gave your siblings or parents money?How much was it?
Which day did you turn to her father?


E be like say all these kanyamata, pussy sweetener and dem jaruma products dey real o.

Wawelexy:
I I'm not Mr righteousness, neither am I the false prophet,

But the truth is, GOD is telling us that he alone can be rely on, within a twinkle of an eye, he can scrap the whole universe.....

Don't be deceived, Heaven and hell are real.....forget say we dey use that nairaland pastor catch cruise.... Be prepared!!!

Mind you, don't be surprised if u hear that a Nigerian is behind all this brouhaha.... I don't trust my brothers...

Righteousness2 don get heir to the throne!

...

ahnie:
PLEASE IGNORE MY ENGLISH!
We all know how hard the country is @the moment,as we're all feeling the heat.

I have basically ran out of some major foodstuffs like yam, bag of potatoes,paints of rice and garri.for some couple of days now I have been racking my brain on how to purchase those items without disturbing my husband because recently he has bn complaining of low patronage.even my soaps and body scrub don finish for days now.

Me,I am somehow broke and sales lately hasn't bn interesting.i run a street roadside hustle and I don't go to hustle on Sundays which is my rest days.

But as level come be nau...kids must chow anyhow e be.so I decided since last night to come to hustle today being Sunday,since I have what to sale so I could see money to purchase those items I mentioned earlier on.

The raw truth I don't know how to borrow money from somebody,infact no one would even agree to lend money to you.so I decided to use what I have to get what I need.

Immediately I appeared in my hustleville arena this morning,one righteous woman like that dressed in a very lovely gown and peacock hat was to the first to hunt me down.

Mind you this woman has been hunting me for months,she was the reason why I stopped selling on Sundays because her preaching wahala was too much.

Mummy zee why nau?why nau?I thought you ve stopped?,why did you come out today.
Whilst she was busy asking me these questions,I bent down to lit my firewoods money must be made jare.

When she finished rapping,she looked at me,I looked at her,I carried my pan and placed it on the fire.in my mind I was like...hanty pls board your Keke and go,but for where.


I walked up to her and said.....pls ma'am cud you please lend me 30k?I need it to sort some things at home.madam said she doesn't have.


I left her there,went back to stir my beans paste in my mortal,madam borrowed herself sense then entered Keke and moooovv.

I settled down and sold maaad market,my money to buy those foodstuffs I mentioned is complete.i even bought succulent ripe plantains join to prepare correct plaintain and egg sauce for my family!
Bag of potatoes is sure,paints of rice is sure, tubers of yam toh sure,paints of garri nko,it's the Lord's doing.

I can confidently get my soaps and body scrub now.

Now my question is.....just because today that I didn't go to church would God be so angry to throw me into hell fire knowing fully well that my family needs these basic items?

Why do some too churchy righteous Christians likes hunting people that doesn't go to church and if you meet them to help you with money instead they will quote excerpts from the Bible to you.

Na market I sell....no be thief I thief!

Food is ready.
Indomie
3 eggs
Carrots
Green peas
Plantain.
Yum yum

3 eggs??

Hanty you're a Foodlum

ReacherSaidNoth:
This silly thread is like saying the presence of the pyramids proves that the Egyptian pantheon is true. Or maybe we should also say that Zeus is real because mount Olympus exists.

Yahweh worshippers, is it not pitiful that your imported god depends on your ridiculous efforts to prove himself?

At least it's better than the religion of piss and and a moon god that doesn't have archaeological evidence.

walkbrazil4k:
Which colour be beer for Nigeria?

Lol jk

walkbrazil4k:
Whatever you do please don't mess with a Brazilian man's beer, because beer is life in Brazil, after working 10-4 you need to relax your bones. In brazil, you can drink your beer anywhere, not inside a church though, or in front of a police station lol. you can drink your beer inside a bus.



Men and women drink aside from the ones that don't drink for religious reasons, health reasons, personal reasons, or underage kids



If you come to Brazil you need to enjoy the culture ever since I started following the culture, I just want to live life because that is the Brazilian way and living life does not mean you won't work hard I told you In Brazil you don't need to be a rich man to enjoy,The rich and poor we all shop in the same place, hey even the Brazilian president drinks beer, lol. The Brazilian president goes for a swim, this is why I love Brazil, life is too short, enjoy it.in the video you would see German Brazilians celebrating your birthday oktoberfest in Brazil. I Also added a Brazilian Friday song to help you relax Brazilian style


https://www.walkbrazil4k.com/2021/09/no-beer-no-brazil.html?m=1

Why their beer con resemble urine?
And instead of him holding 3 cups of beer at a time,why not hold the bottle and a cup.Once you finish drinking the one in the cup,you pour from the bottle!

shilenji:
Mr Woman, abeg wetin do cross bags?

Imagine wearing this bag with the kind of dressing OP posted.Is that not a complete yahoo boy uniform?

Chinehz:
How can a virgin not know she is one pls
About the flow I don't know

The ladies he has been with told him that lie to cover up for their non-virgin status.They know he can't tell the difference between a virgin and non-virgin....

OP at 30+ you still never sabi all these things wey me I don sabi since age 11

The type of guys Pocohantas is talking about.If you see the full picture,you will see cross bag too

AutoChick4U:
How do you guys start up relationships? I bet mostly online relationship to build confidence

Dating sites where you both know what you want.So no chasing.

But you see trying to ask a girl out online (non dating site) and persuading her,sweet talking her,e.t.c.My energy is not made for that.

You can then take the online relationship (from the dating site) offline...soft work

MrJavaS:
My problem with being in first class... especially first class lower (4.50 - 4.55) is that you'll always be afraid of dropping

First class lower...

bezimo:
That level never came because I ended up with one by the favour and wisdom that came from above. That was 11 years ago.lol Today I am a Dr. even if I don't feel like one.Lol!

You don't feel like one?
If it is "Medical",I hope you aren't practicing?

"If you marry police you go born stick o"

Hello house.

Is CIPM recognized abroad?

Is that not Pocohantas?
They have same stature!




Just kidding tho

UndauntedYOCA:
I used to think it's 'evil(ibi) the day it's seen or begins' or something, never knew this statement

Same here.It's the guy's statement that made me know.
And I've been hearing it for years oo.

Preshieben:
When I start giving birth

I think I'll dispose it in soak away or pit latrine

Preshio!!

You can dispose it not in that manner nau

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If NL members were to vote which mods should be banned,mynd44 and Justwise will have the highest vote
People no like them at all.

As for me,I want to ban aunty spambot.Her overdo is too much

AutoChick4U:
You are a very stupid man.... No cap

You can give reasons for saying that.Many of us can even learn.

Typing only an insult feels like you're the girl in question.

anastasius:
I didn't dig anything and can't remember quoting you before this.

I said I won't respond to you anymore.But your lies made me reconsider my decision.