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SegFault:
Keep quiet abet, Elvis Presley, don Henley and Chuck berry did the same, a lot of celebs are paedophiles.

All the names you mentioned are they grammy winners ?
Do you have any of their song on ur phone ?
May God let you be prosecuted for what you know nothing about, by then you'll know how it feels , idiot kid


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The only thing I noticed here is thus:
The guy is very stupid
Extremely stupid
I can't imagine having such a prolonged conversation with someone who's struggling to make ends meet
Okay if he quits the game and comes to you for assistance will u pick his call twice ?

Mind ur business boy , mind ur business and do what pays you
Las las you'll meet him for assistance you hypocrite, you even had the guts to drag his convo to NL WOW

Is buhari not a scammer?
Who clears grass with billions ?
Tell me one neat politician
Are you not a scammer?
If your school fees is 50k and u collect 55k from ur parents it's still scam , it's all about the source you got yours from
I ain't gonna hide nothing and I don't give a hook about what those broke helpless NL boys has to say , do whatever gives you money because brokenness fit make a man craze, ask seyi vibes


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I don't believe any of these cock and bull stories
Was there any black underaged girl that accused Kelly of rape?
Why was it that it's all about white underaged girls only

Show me just one black successful man in the united States who's made it to the limelight without being held up or caught up with fake allegations

How do you expect a world class celebrity whom different models , hottest chicks in the world crave for his attention
Someone that can get any woman he wants with just a wink of an eye

You now believe that kinda man will go for underaged girls?
And now they're all white underaged girls abi?

Where's 2pac and notorious b.i.g today ?
What makes y'all think 2pac has a heart to order biggies death
What makes y'all think biggie is that heartless to have pac shot ?
Where's the likes of Dmx?
Where's mohammed alli what happened?

The white men will never let a black man rule for too long without implicating him with different problems

R.kelly has been a target since day one
Show me a great white musician who's once made it to the limelight and end up falling as a nobody , I'm waiting

Around 2002 R.kelly was in a basketball court training with his homies and some white guys were sent to shoot him unfortunately a close friend of Kelly saw them on time , he sacrifices his life to save Kelly , and he ended up releasing a track then which I've forgotten the title

Blacks aren't safe out there , if you wanna live peacefully on the states as a black man don't let anyone know you own anything
Let them all see you as a fool
Make your money and relocate just like Akon
Akon knew what's up that's why he left , even converted to islam as the senegalese that he is
I know in few years to come he'll be found innocent cuz someday conscience will become a worst nightmare for those lil girls that were used to set him up

They'll grow up to listen to his songs someday , and it'll make them speak the truth later on
Even in our Nigerian music industry same thing , beef forever with their fake love for each other

That's why 'Nas' said something in the track titled hate me now
He said "people warned me when you're on top there's envy"

The likes of Eazy E, ice cube , rakeem , where they at?


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Kudducini:
If Bayern Munich no win this match make my yansh clap

No be only clap , ur yansh go burn like dodo


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I'm sure you don't expect me to read it all cuz I don't like plenty cappings
I'll only comment on what I noticed tho

I can't imagine calling my girl more than twice or thrice at most
How can u call a woman more than 20 times for what ?

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Pls add martial as bonus


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You chooses the right artist to follow bro
If you had tried following the steps of a frog voice untalented shit I wonder how you're gonna gain recognition

Machala no be anybody mate


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columbus007:
To caress this smally thigh dey hungry me walai

Chai just see wetin u dey trip for
Na why u never still blow


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Nalagaer:
100% sure bet 9ja game available today

Payment after winning

Msg me on WhatsApp 0 7 0 8 5 7 9 9 3 5 4

Ogun kill u

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yanabasee1:
Mature Simp......

This made me laugh hard

I just travel to see new places , I love nature
With some good kush and nice soft drinks and some good music (Nas_illmatic album) to flow along while having a nice time with some big boobies babes


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Me know say he dey ur mind since
Quick enter make nairaland boys use your nudes masturbate tire

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This one want make she and chioma collabo spoil david and wizzy name
Fear women

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That ketu _Alapere road no something else
Especially that abiola garden , na den of thieves

As a real nigga if you wan pass there for night ensure say you don kush up well , eyes don dirty , get your own kala (gun) if you see any funny movement you light them
Thieves no get life to live

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Chai what a big loss
See how the yam roast well con dey make thick red oil with small salt and very big cold water ny my side

E no go better for buhari

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aremuforlife:
Reno is only pained that he lost totally. He was busy enjoying himself during the previous regime. He has never used his social media to condemn the fraud and corruption that took place under the pdp regime, but, he is condemning everything the present president is doing.

Whether condemning or not , as long as it involves buhari then everyone is right
Buhari must quench and anybody wey think otherwise ogun kill the person


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OlayemiAshraf:
Hmmmm ... This picture just give me inspiration to write a fiction-horror story....( Lions on plane )

I can contribute as well, it'll surely make much sense

ONYEUTALI:
Lol. I expected comments like this. My reflection is so futuristic that people either take me for an alien or a retarded. I even said somewhere in my post that I fear the OP won't be able to grasp my advice.
Y'all should stop being hypocrites. The man don't chose a woman, couple choses themselves. But if you're manly enough and insist you're the one to chose the woman, then make your choice and stop coming on Nairaland to ask of our opinions. Moreover we're not you and can never help you make a choice. By coming on Nairaland to ask for our opinions, you're indirectly telling us you're not manly enough to make a choice... Or simply put, that you don't have any right to chose your partner. And we're back to the starting point... You don't chose, you accept your partner. If you still insist you'll chose a partner, make your choice and save us these stupid posts.
Peace.

Ok

ONYEUTALI:
I'll give you the greatest relationship advice that has ever been given. It's so alien I fear you might not be able to understand it. If you do, you'll live happily henceforth.

First, know that the perfect partner don't exist. If you still believe in that nonsense, quit reading my text.
Secondly, what do you want in marriage? Your partner, children, the title of Mister or you just want to marry because people marry? The two important reasons for marriage (for a man) can only be one of first two (or both of them). If you want children, you don't forcibly need a wife to have them. If you want a wife (or a wife and children), then remember the first point I made up there.
Here is the relationship advice.
Knowing that the perfect partner don't exist, you marry the better-among the rest (of course the "better" is subjective) and canonise her demons. You know what that means? It means everything about her must be good to you. You must love her and absolutely love her. Whether she's a Nun or a hoe. You have no right to ask your partner to change her nature to suit you. Why this? Because it is her you chose and she has every right to be happy in her conjugal life.
Marrying her and wanting her to stop a certain character is like buying a black car and painting it red. If you want a red car, go buy a red car. But since you accepted with my first point up there that a red car don't exist (that the perfect partner don't exist), buy the next-best colour and stick to it as the best (common sense tells us the Best/Perfect choice can't be edited. If you edit it, it's because it's not perfect/the best).
So if your wife cheats on you or you're suspecting her of cheating, tell her to sincerely tell you the truth. If truly she cheats and you don't want a cheater as partner, breakup with her. If she cheats and you think she's still the "better-among-the-others", go on and marry her but don't ever complain again, ara agbachila gi nti.

Chai make God let our enemies confuse like this guy

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shegzhkn:
$50k weekly lol, not even annual loot.

Wetin u no know pass u

She carry aba girls legs
Her left-hand resemble calabar girls hands
Her right-hand resemble korea girls hands
The compound resemble shiita for surulere Lagos
The shoe for back be like the one those ebonyi boys dey wear take trek when Dem they hawk charger


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Hmmm__white angels

If you know you know
All these Lutavangerous sef


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I have a question pls

April fool_ does it mean all april born are all fools?






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If no be for yahoo , I swear if any young guy from the age of 18_24 get 200k for account , the money go be like 10million for him eye

As jobs no they for men and women , graduates they push barrow for ladipo even wear suit join

If any female go for job interview, interviewer go request for sex , some no get choice that to open legs cuz at all at all naim bad , for job of 50k

During election periods government go pay youths 2-5k each to vote and cause mayhem for them
And the 2_5k go big for their eye, na those same youths now they cashout at least $50k weekly transactions
How them wan take bribe that kind youth again?

The list goes on and on , yahoo boys are not killers , any yahoo boy that includes blood sacrifice just for maga to pay then he's not a yahoo boy but a ritualist

Yahoo boys are graduates, lenient people , country savers , low key ballers
These are the lists of real yahoo guys and how they act:

They don't oppress others with money
They stick to their own game
No flaunting of different expensive cars
No bitching life of keeping countless whores
Their life is low-key
No much friends
Listen to reasonable songs
Stoners and not drug addicts

Any yahoo boy that goes to the club to buy expensive drinks and have his name hailed by the mc
Changes women like clothes
Oppress others with money

Those ones didn't use their brain but rituals, that's why they don't value the outcome of the street


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ITEMS RECOVERED: infinix hot 8

This one never chop yet na and she don already go dye hair

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The only Modest actress that I know

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Her big breast and her tiny melodious voice


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My brother
I swear your problem plenty

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Chai see how kpekus just go put this one for problem

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Ladylite:
He has cashed out. 2M is too small na, choi

2m small
Go boutique buy shirt 25k
Shoe 50k
Trouser 25k
If na marlian no need for belt

Money remain 1.9M

Go house baf wear clothes look fresh enter beach
Buy hennessy xo 150k depends on where he buy am
Buy kush loud 50k
Invite two hot babes wey carry big breasts con slim join nice ass like Nancy isime own pay them 100k each_200k two of Dem in total
That's 500k

Buy big Oraimo mp3 __300k that's now 800k in total

Arrange play list of burnaboy, wizkid, damien Marley , post malone , 2face, runtown, omah lay , sean tizzle and Mayorkun

Then you just strip to your shorts make one of them they lick ur gbola
The other one go they use your beards and hair play and she go bring out one of her bobby put for your mouth make you they suck in peace

Small time una enter room , you go pay for hotel 200k for a week that's now a total of 1million left

You go buy more kush loud unto say kush is life 50k again
You go they use uber turn around Lagos they catch cruise with 50k for 2hours drive that's 100k and you go they smoke your kush inside the Uber o
You go order the uber driver to play you Notorious B.I.G playlist especially the track titled _ big poppa
Make i sing am small for you make you understand, the chorus part

" I love it when you call me big poppa, put your hand in the airya is youse a true playa
I love it when you call me big poppa, to the honneys getting money playing nighas like dummies huh
I love it when you call me big poppa , if you got a gun up in your waist please don't shoot up the place WHY?

cuz I see some ladies tonight that should be having my babyyyy babbbyyyyy

Then you keep smoking your kush and sipping either pepsi or any creamy drink to soften the subway of the throat cuz the devil said , thy throat must be dry when taking medication

Then you land inside a big mall where there are fine pretty girls with boobs of different size , you approach one of them and shock her acct with 200k trust me she go wet straight , automatically she don dey Hot be that no try naija babes o

You move her go your hotel room she they stay for 3days ,you go they use kush loud vibes take suck and Bleep her big breast cum on top

That time after feeding and everything 1.8M don finish
Then you go remember say you get mama

You go con send her 20k make she take hold bodyshe go pray for you make you prosper
She go pray say anywhere that money come from make the place double up , not knowing say you thief am

She go use inside the money buy biscuit and some food share give other people children out of joy

You go con get sense then , even toto go tire you because money don finish , you go remember say you suppose japa from naija immediately the money come
Hotel don expire no more money to pay
You no fit go your house because your matter go don cast since .
You go they depressed

Las las you go try play bet9ja whether the money go double in one day
You go carry 100k out of the 180k left to play 10 point to give you 1million
Na that day sheffield united go beat manchester united 1_0 full time

80k left, you go call your trusted friend to meet up with you for local bar because you don leave the expensive hotel
You go buy am beer of 250 , buy am like 4 bottle make he sweat well

You go beg am to stay him place small , he go agree unto say you still he him gee
You go they buy foodstuffs for him house so that he go let you stay comfortably
Small time money don finish life go tire you

SHEY DON SEE SAY 2M PLENTY . "Reality of how our young once of these days live their lives"

Crime doesn't pay , it brings no peace


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Chai
To born children no easy o
See mercy johnson wey nairaland men take they do soapy that year
Yansh don reduce
Breast don also reduce
She's a fine woman though, but this toyin breast na wa

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Fix another date
And this time it should be at your place (house)
Spread 5000 naira in pieces on different sides of your bed
Money turns them on , she'll think you're very rich to have money at the corners of your room
Any move you make she'll succumb

Until you fvck a naija babe they'll never call back even when they like you naturally
Fvck that babe my son and live long
And when you're done fulfilling your mission she'll be the one disturbing you with calls then you should gnite like starboy

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