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@Mynd44
@Dominique

Do your thing

I dey hear ooo
Let's hear y'all out

Wahala nor dey finish

@Mynd44
@Lalasticlala

Move this to FP before I burn down this forum

Guys this is just for fun let's see what are the things you love most in terms of everything

I'LL GO FIRST FOR A BETTER UNDERSTANDING

Football club : Manchester United

Favourite male Nigeria singer : wizkid

Favourite male Nigerian actor : Jim iyke

Favourite female Nigerian singer Tiwa savage

Favourite female Nigerian actress : Oge okoye

Favourite footballer : Ronaldo

Favourite phone brand : Huawei

Favorite colour : Black

Favourite YouTuber : Riss and Quan

Favourite Rapper intl : R.I.P 2PAC

Favorite rapper naija : Myself

Favourite person to hang out with just for a day if only you were opportune ( DAMIEN MARLEY). PUFFING THINGS


Let's see yours don't spoil the fun

@Mynd44
@Lalasticlala
@Dominique
@Jennycoolz
@ilegendd

Start with ur family make them carry hoes and cutlasses

How is that a solution to Nigeria's problems

Neddstark:
No vex. Enjoy.

Better

Neddstark:
I don't get. Yeah we know they are unprofessional in their loan collation but if you take a loan, you should try and pay. What's the pride in cheating them?

Are you talking to me?

God bless u
Abeg quick leave music make person enjoy good music
We have omah lay, tems, Barry jhay and others who sing good music
Pls go ooooooo
If you don't go you're a fool including your followers
Oya the next Imbecileee quote me you idioott

Karleb:
I think every Nigerian should take this bold step to get these companies out of business.

The annoying thing is about the amount.
Imagine defaming people over poverty striken amounts like 1k, 5k, 17k?

Funny thing is, people who borrow millions don't even face these embarrassments.

I know of civil servant who borrowed loans from banks but couldn't pay back as scheduled because the government was owing them salaries.

Nobody defamed, cursed or threatened them.

This whole thing just dey vex me!

Truth is they can't do more than sending sms to ur contacts
How can someone who borrows u just 10k be sending soldiers to your house lol it's just mere threats
How much he wan pay soldier

If they call u to threaten you , laugh at them with confidence tell them oga/ madam I dey wait for una ooo

No need to talk too much come my house if boys no go beat you and the soldiers to pulp
Tell them you be confirm area boy Samy make them they come else make them no call u again

I bet you they'll free u knowing you're a psycho

When they rant , be laughing at them

And to everyone here supporting davido una Toto and una penissss

Abi una don forget the saying "when mouth talk finish hand go do the rest"??

When davido dey shout "tell odogwu say we like to party "

Him no know say hand go do the rest ?

Abi goat wey they disturb tell u say him no they expect Cain for body?

Burna boy na pure port Harcourt boy and both of them na egede men, and before davido carry bag , burna don dey game Tay Tay

If them ask davido where be him hood na where he go choose ?
Davido only hood na Atlanta that's if he even get mouth for there
Burna boy get mouth yakpa for lag , go to shrine na burna boy , go to surulere na burna and wizzy

Davido get just one problem , he's richer and more famous than the people he hangs around with , he hangs around small boys that can't cock a pistol

Burna boy hangs around men that can even order him around

Wizkid hangs around his father's mate spot the difference

Make davido dey watch him mouth make mouth no kill am

Davido has never dreamt of any artist having the guys to throw punches at him but this time around E shock am
That's to let him know he's just an empty vessel
And who says davido's father is so useless to indulge in supporting his son against his mate

Na him send am go cause wahala?

And who also said burna boy doesn't have connections? Shey na until he go they shout upandan

Wizkid's silence is not hatred , baba no like stress at all
And truth be told many male singers don't like David , not because of his music but because of his childish behavior

The best don't call himself the best , people will call u the best , and even burnaboy isn't the real African giant , wizzy is the real African giant

I'm expecting the next imbecileeee to quote me , oya imbecileeee I'm waiting

Wahala for people like us wey Dem nor know

Lights up my kpoli in peace

Chai this sokoloan ehn if them call u for money and u nor get mind ur own don finish

Lemme drop a story of how sokoloan almost ruined my friend and I

Last yr a close friend took a loan from sokoloan , he always pays back before due date , that's how he was given larger amounts , imagine collecting 50k to pay 56k in just two weeks just imagine

A time came he couldn't meet up , I noticed my friend has lost weight and he had no job at that time , he couldn't open up to me until they started threatening him with soldiers , luckily I had some funds with me so I cleared it up for him

As time goes I needed funds urgently for something , I have a good account history , they had my bvn in fact all my account info that's how the operate
I made a call directly to their company line and we had a long conversation with one of their staff while they were accessing my account, the finally agreed to lend me 250k
Truth be told I was waiting for the worst , and I was to pay back in the weeks and the total money I'm to pay is 285k E sbock u abi , in two weeks o

I paid the money in just 8 days , I had cash in my other account but I intentionally wanted to show them shege
The offered me 300k to pay back 335k I another two weeks
I paid back in just 6days , they were amazed

One day I got a call from one of their staff saying they have a gift for me that I should drop my address, I told them I've already dropped my address in the beginning, (wrong address) the brought me a mosquito net and two pen and three note books , I tell them say mosquito they my house ?

I asked someone to receive the gift on my behalf on that wrong address

I later requested for 500k , I always call them directly , they gave me without hesitation omo I show them shege

They started threatening me with all manner of threats that the know of , they threatened me that they'll take my pictures to the shrine and get me mad , I laughed loud on the phone
It came to a time they were trying to play calm with me knowing all their threats aren't working , till date 1 kobo Dem nor collect

I know someone will say why would I do that
But why would they be sending different sms to your contacts labelling you a criminal over little money with their large interest , they're the real criminals

It's been over 9 months they've not called me , nor texted me and me sef nor even dey Africa not to talk of naija , I've changed my bank infos long time ago

If you must take a loan , be prepared for the worse and the worse they can do is to try to ruin ur image that's all
So before u get any load ensure you delete all ur phones contacts and write them on a book , never you save a contact on ur phone that will bring u a disgrace before them go send your crush say you steal company money

African pastors and Lai Mohammed na 5&6

Liposure:
(coughs) merry xmas

I wish you the best of it

That's my kinda guy

Anyway from ur write up you don't have good friends who knows what's up else you wouldn't have to import weed from Austria if it's eveb true anyways

I plant my own weed , but I also buy when I'm not home

As for the guy mentioning fela shrine , alaye them no they plant weed there na smoke them dey smoke dere

Go to elegushi beach and enjoy good mature weed and not those fertilizer that y'all been smoking on , although it's expensive compared to the ones y'all smoking on but it's worth the price

Come to Agric/ikorodu lemme give u a location

Come to Delta State, kwale/ lemme give u location
Come to Edo state / auchi lemme give u location
Come to Benue / lemme give u location

Bros come to zanga , Moshalashi/ mushin / ajegunle/. In in Lagos areas
Come to Battleground make u see wasted souls even to puff go fear u

Anyway
Anyway


Lights up my kpoli in peace

Ain't nothing like a Lagos party
You for don see flashes of cleavages wey full upandan
Flashes on weed
Exotic drinks everywhere
Sexy women wey no they shit
Chai Lagos is sweet abeg


Lights up my kpoli in peace , if you're a Lagos babe and you know you're sexy , beautiful and busty and tall , link up lemme make your Christmas a memorable one

And for some idiotsss that will call me a pervert , are woman not humans too ? Must they be used for sex objects and not the other way round

Lights up my kpoli in peace

You have only one problem

That problem is what Nigeria don't want to legalize

You need to always get your eyes dirty

Don't do drugs oo , smoke loud or Arizona but not s.k

S.k dey smell for body


Smoke loud and get your eyes dirty all the time , give your babe some to smoke as well , the love go tight gidi gan

Don't take alcohol oo , alcoholics don't think , only smoker think right

Lights up my kpoli in peace

No be by skin
Shey ur kuntus clean?

U for kukuma remove Wizkid name kptakpata

Y'all can keep deceiving yourselves

If you have the brain to nurse your client into paying you money
You should also have the brain to nurse ur mom into accepting all you've got

Lights up my kpoli in peace

A woman who's got understanding and got respect for me won't dare do such a thing
An ordinary shop owner and not an oil worker

A room and parlour for that matter , that's shit

If you've been condoning such bullshit then put an end to it
Can't the family at least call u to inform you of their visit?
At least that will give u a lil time to hustle and plan well
They might not even leave that January cuz January is not any broke nigga's mate at all

Guy here's what to do , leave home and go spend some time at ur friend's place , drop about 10k with ur wife and tell her you'll be back in two days for an urgent supply

Put off your phone for days , when she starts catering for 9 people that's how she'll know the wrong she's done cuz most Nigerian woman will never wanna listen to you when you explain things to them but'll rather turn u to a bad person
Let them experience it , that's better
Nor use problem kill urself

You can't help everybody , you are not EL_SHADDAI
and if you try to do more than yourself you SHALL DIE



LIGHTS UP MY KPOLI IN PEACE

RedPanthar:
Continue deceiving yourself. You can deceive gullible people but not me.


You're the breed of men that are so overly possessive you don't want your wife to be around anyone of influence especially her family besides you.


YOU COVERTLY HATE YOUR WIVE'S FAMILY AND SADLY YOU'RE NOT DISCREET ENOUGH TO HIDE THE DUSGUST. YOU CAN'T STAND THEM TO TOLERATE THEM LET ALONE TO EMBRACE THEM AS YOUR OWN.

I PRAY YOU KNOW THE FUTURE AND CAN SEE IF YOUR KIDS WILL NEVER NEED THEIR HELP FOREVER THAT WAY I CAN ASSURE YOU TO CONTINUE WITH YOUR ANTICS. UNTIL THEN, TRED SOFTLY.

There are a specie of men that hate it when a woman's family or friends is around her. And use all sorts of antics to act victimised.

Only God will deliver you from you and teach you different ways of doing things. Your children would grow up too and become adults, should brothers not visit sisters and vice versa. When it's time to shine with opportunity some men act coy.


7k will enough rice and small meat to entertain your guests for the short duration they will be around.


Be Christ-like, Christ-mas is about sharing not only about eating rice.


Stop deceiving people in the time being. You know it's hatred you have for her being around her family and not about money




Should anything happen to you tomorrow, those are the ones that would stand for her, your kids and even you. And it's how you draw them close with what you have now that will make them endear to you should the chips fall down on your end however plenty your tiny peanuts maybe as of the moment.


You will know them ladies. They are the kinds that assume thier wives fell from heaven. Once they get married to them they don't want their wives to be around anybody, friends or family.



There's also female versions. These women marry them give them the entire world. They will never be with you or love you atall and will only stick around cause of favors they get in the marriage. They won't give happiness and after a few years leave you down the line.


It's a personality-complex. Open your eyes to find these kinds out to do the needful.

Who's this one again without a good sense of reasoning
Didn't you see where he typed that they've got a lil child who's been living with them over two years?

What makes you think that 7k you mentioned is enough money to buy food in this country where food prices are something else

Bringing anybody into his house in the first place without his permission is disrespectful , I don't see a woman who's got respect for her husband bringing in any of her family member without the man's consent

He doesn't work in an oil company but just a shop owner who's struggling to make ends meet

Change you way of reasoning cuz it won't lead you no where

Now here's my question,. How would you react when your own woman does the same, what you can't take you'll expect others to take it,idiot.

Na gbola dey control u

This list isn't correct without Nonso diobi__village boy who city boys always got eyes on his beloved girl

SarutobiEky:
Boss...good evening. You don forget your boy oh

I didn't

Alaye let us cum in peace

You are just my type of girl
That's if you're the one on ur dp though

And for those body shaming her , that's not fair
One man's food is another man's poison
Babe do you mind beeping me up let's roll pls ?

Where is Lai Mohammed, that's our number 1 problem

Jennycoolz:
What will you do if you are opportune to be the Nigeria president in just one month

What positive changes do you think you can bring into the country

And what are those things you think we're lacking that can be fixed to make Nigeria a better and safe country

Let's hear you out guys

@Seun
@Mynd44
@Lalasticlala
@Dreyton36
@Dominique

I'll legalize weed

Pay every Nigerian citizen 30k monthly

Reduce fuel prices

Invest in Agriculture

Reduce the numbers of senators and house of reps to 20%

And reduce their salaries, no allowances , do your work and get paid

Cut off the dick of rapists instantly

Grant free visa to anybody that wants to exit Nigeria and ensure all Nigerians get their U.S visa granted in latest 1 week

No boarding schools

All politician children must school in Nigeria, after all if they're truly doing well their kids should be schooling here
Every Friday free beer and food in every bar , government will sort bills , including weed

Any Lady that requests for urgent 2k will bag 1yr imprisonment

Reduce food prices bag of rice 5k

Bring back our coins

Pure water 1kobo


Lights up my kpoli in peace

If this doesn't grace front page call me a fool