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Its sold in my estate for N100 if u no buy they go ur house , E nor even big reach like that sef

sammuell:
Omo me shock as I dey pass there this morning

Pls do you have any idea how much it costs to rent a 2 bedroom apartment over there ?
Preferably the estate areas thanks

Lemme chip in

Mr 690k nor vex o, but u nor get sense at all

If na me ehn, immediately I call him and he confirms that he's truly gotten the alert of the said cash
I'll go to his house immediately , I'll take him to the bank directly myself, we'll queue together , If he's thirsty I'll buy him whatever he needs

I trust no mofo with my money bruh ,
Seems he's fvcked up which is expected then you'll only teach him a lesson that he'll never forget cuz money is evil and he has spent all of that money cuz in this hard time nobody is willing to release any money to anybody that's why he kept sending you ,90k daily
Don't be surprised that he's used part of it to play bet9ja 10odds and Chelsea, Bayern spoil am

Get soldiers wey get rank make them bundle am , beat am like no tomorrow, show no remorse and his family must provide your money in full else he'll for there

failures they always have something to put their blames on

Una go soon join man utd , E sweet me say na attackers like Diego Costa, Luiz Suarez , and going starboy una wan face
Some mumu here go soon tell me to check H2H as if na that one they decide the winner

Lights up my kpoli in peace____ Bayern for lyf

Yeah i saw it on insta
Very unattractive nude , my preeq even fall more more

Nobody been see your nude before o
Na you use ur hand find Nigerians wahala
She nor know say na lazy youths full naija
Their own no pass to catch cruise

Lights up my kpoli in peace

Olaniyimubarak:
respect man u deserve some accolades

Much love

Hmmm listen OP

Marrying a virgin is a big blessing that's number one, men's virginity don't count o
If you see the rate of promiscuity in women nowadays then you wouldn't bother about your wife not giving you super sex positions
Hey man you think it's her fault? No it's not
Can you just for once sit down and ask yourself where you're also getting it all wrong ?

Nigga tf you disvirgined her , she's supposed to be so much into exploring new things , maybe you just don't have the right flow that turns her on

I disvirgined my own girl and she doesn't like anal , she'll just lay on the bed like a log of wood
But you know what?

As her man I know my woman's mumu button , I give her the right vibes which is irresistible
Bro you don't give her the right vibes
You got a virgin wtf u cheating for
What's wrong with these amateur men of these days

I turned my woman to who she is today , from being a log of wood to being all I ever wanted
She even initiates most of our sex and romance , we make love in crazy places , even a quickie in public toilets lol
Guy there is more to life than just a ring on her finger
You cheated on ur woman with no remorse but if she was the one that also cheated I'm sure by now you would've divorced her , you think she doesn't have feelings abi

Imagine you trying to sleep with someone who always sees you as a fornicator , and you still lay on her and expect her to make love to you happily
In case you don't know , the love your woman has for you died the day she knew about your promiscuity
That's why she finds it hard to talk to you , her silence means anger you fool

Ok let's see things this way niggha
As a man who deflowered a lady , and all of a sudden she becomes so good at sex in different styles , won't you think she must be prolly cheating or learning them from somewhere?

It's ur responsibility to teach her, and if she refused to learn it means you don't know how to make your woman fall for you , it's still ur problem not hers

Una go just wan they fvck Toto but una no know how to make the babe fall with sweet words

Most virgins don't marry the men they love , most of them just want to know how marriage life feels like so it'll take a long time adjust into that kinda lifestyle they weren't brought up with

Guy go and take your wife on a vacation in somewhere around Africa if your money no long
Or somewhere around Nigeria sef
Be romantic and treat her like a queen
Make her understand that you're very wrong by sleeping with another and you take all the blames with ur one knee on the ground in a quiet location where it's just the two of you

Maybe a quiet garden or anywhere romantic

Remind her of the good times and how far you guys have gone , if you're a sweet talker just watch how she'll drop a tear, that tear is all you need bro
If that tear hasn't dropped then you've not even started being sweet

Once you've achieved that teardrop then you're almost there , don't stop talking ensure your hand is holding hers while you're on one knee sweet talking (and say them from ur heart not ur preeq)

Bro you'll see her burst into more tears, that's A YES
offer her your shoulders to cry on , don't tell her to stop crying , let her cry till she's cool
She'll cry that thought of your promiscuity off her head and she'll begin to generate some love for you , don't expect her to forgive you completely , it'll still take time so you have to continue being a good husband

As time goes you'll see the changes yourself, if you see the kind of women outside even DOGGY go tire you
If you fvck kpekus wey carry sickness doggy go tire u

And if you fvck kpekus wey no get grace then you are on your own o, better keep your home together and most importantly respect your wife if you want her to also respect you

If a virgin woman love you deeply , even when you say "babe i wanna Bleep u like a bitch , she go they turned on immediately cuz their body easily react to romantic words
So I'm wondering if you're even romantic at all , work ok yourself o

Go my son and never sin no more , na correct man sabi put home together without other people knowing what's up

Lights up my kpoli in peace

This one escape bald head

Who are the ex senators
Who are the ex reps
And of what good have they brought into this country
And who are they to decide who to run for election

Oh I understand now , cuz Tinubu Sabi share money abi
2023 E go shock una like film

Even Trump sef still shock till now

Woman just cheat on this one

Psych412:
you have sharp eyes o.

Real recognises real

Zzor:
I resemble who you go give 5k? all these Nairaland boys sef

Aunty talk true
U wey dey find husband

Jeremiih:
What's Afonja ??

Anyways she's from the south, don't wanna play the ethnic card that is why I didn't mention her tribe.

Hmmm south nor worry I get u now

And me they give my babe 5 for two weeks she go still thank me join

Babe I no go let u down laye
I no go leave u follow @Zzor omo make I wait for zzor she don kill me today

Lights up my kpoli in peace

Liposure:
Mr low low low low low low low low

;Dcruise

Whether na old car o
Whether she suck preeq o
When her pussy suffer to get the car o

Las Las she's happy

So congrats

I like girls that smoke, I can see the signal

Lights up my kpoli in peace

Beckysexy:
Happy birthday dear.
Awwwnn so beautiful like me.

Taaaaa

Op talk true shey na Afonja woman ?

Na deir way be that , Dem nor dey use eye see preeq at all

Anything an Afonjas leads on run from it

Lights up my kpoli in peace

Belinda 31yrs

Are you kidding me

No be today me know say sense nor dey him head

Blessedassuranc:
Catholic indeed. FAKE ASS

i love seeing u cry it gives me joy

Blessedassuranc:
Naa the people wet dey spare unaaa

Then fight back and stop crying

Blessedassuranc:
It's so much better now since everyone has now known you all for what you are... BLOOD SUCKING DEMON...RELIGION THAT MAKES YOU LOOSE YOUR SENSE

Lemme shock u

I'm a Catholic , and I'll never be as stupid as you cuz it takes a lot to be an adult

Blessedassuranc:
BLOOD SUCKING DEMON

Fool I'm a Catholic so stop saying ill things about others and their beliefs
It takes a lot to be an adult

Blessedassuranc:
AND DO YOU KNOW IF DANGOTE IS SPONSORING BOKO HARAM BEHIND OUR BACKS? ABEG SHIFT

That's just an assumption
Just the way someone asked me if you're an slowpoke behind the media

hashtagged:
Yes Muslim Faggotz show your true colours and stop forming religious bigotry bloody killer, continue raping your 8yrs old daughters and children

;Dcry louder , u go soon die also idiattt religious bigoted fool

Blessedassuranc:
ALL BCAUSE YOU KNOW THAT YOU LL LIKELY NEVER BE HURT BY THEM

Okay them kill una well wail louder idiot

hashtagged:
Stupidity. Lol you bloody killers should stop killing too and there wouldn't be any bias in religion. Just simple stop killing innocent people how hard can it be.

Ok we kill una well cry louder

hashtagged:
Then you kill them one day.
God forbid if I ever keep a killer as a friend I would advise anyone I see to avoid even talking to Muslims.
Mumu like you would be preaching stop religious bigotry while you are killing people in your backyard.

Stop being unintelligent

Isn't dangote a Muslim ?
Do you know how many people he's helped ?
Most of his workers are christians

I repeat stop being religious biased that's the upmost stupidity any human in his/her right senses will ever tame to

At least for once in ur life stop being stupid and stop disgracing ur generation if you even have one

IamD18:
I don't keep Islamic friends.

I don't work with them.

I don't associate with them.

I can't only buy something from them unknowingly.

The reason is because I don't want to be stabbed for religious unnecessary issues one day.

I make friends with Christians
I buy from them
I help and seek help from them
I eat from the same plate with them
That's because our religion don't define who we are , the only thing worth calling a religion is HUMANITY

Stop being a religion bigot HUMANITY IS THE RELIGION