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David gaaan

Must your close pal die every yr ?
Na only you?

Abeg something's not just right


Lights up my kpoli in peace

In this life ehn

Avoid anything that'll make you end up apologising to your fellow man
Keep your peace and always mind your business, that's the secret and don't forget to always walk around with your Jasper cuz

E GET WHY

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My only question is

Pls who is the human being born of a woman that tested them

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cupidhero:
Na this your foolishness go make you lose person wey fit help you. Dey there dey mumu yourself.
Person like you gan fit never gba dem b4.

Do you know why you're still swimming in poverty?
Cuz you're loving a sad life and ur wrong upbringing won't let you reason the way real niggas reason
I know you're shocked of the amount I mentioned and you can't even imagine it's possible lol, now lemme burst ur bubble , God won't let me stay a day from Monday to Sunday without cashing out more than $700k daily , or are you the one sorting my bills ?
Is ur father and mother sorting my bills?
If your generation sort my one month whole bills you'll end up begging in the Streets of Lagos
No let bad mouth stop you for m ur destiny helpers you idiot
You don't even know me , this is a faceless forum yet you're judging lol , that alone defines your stupidity
Imagine a blind man telling someone he's not beautiful, how did he know ?
That's just how ur life is , I'm very sure you are starved that's why you're so bitter

Hey kid , make good friends and work on ur sad life to help ur wretched family so they'll be proud of you
Don't let the cash I mention scare you , it's unimaginable to you I know, I used the be like you until I decided to think twice that everything is possible

Lights up my kpoli in peace

My apartment will surely get your Hot immediately you step in
If it doesn't get you Hot then why am I hustling for comfort

Even my smoking session sef go make you love smoking even if you've never smoked

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Only Mbappe deserves that shit

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Aventador:
Boss, abeg u fit show me the way? I don tire to dey suffer.

Bros na money they fall heaven for my side,I no they do office work

Digitalcreator:
Lol calm down with the kpoli o..bruh make i manage your online business now

Which online business again Bros

capatainrambo:
u just dey cruise life.


Respects man

Maximum respect from this end

Bmaster:
Noyeah we know your type.
Niggarrrrs who always light up kpoli and take a chill cup Budweiser,

Bombs the whole internet @ midnight,

BUT

You only help ladies.
I salute you sir!

Are u one of those who judge people that you don't know ?

I've met all the A_list artists in UAE

Met davido at Ty mix's house in kujore ojota

Met Wizkid at Dowen college in lekki

Met Simi, Lynxxx, patoranking, 2face, bella Shmurda, timaya, danagog , in dolphin estate ikoyi my residence
There's a studio there where we all smoke up

Met yemi alade in opebi allen at chicken republic eatery

Smoked a couple joints with reminisce , oladips , dagrin r.i.p at ojota amoo str , where reminisce used to live before he moved to Ogudu Ramat estate

Met with Wizkid, princessshyngle the Zambian girl, hushpuppi , Daniella okeke at Abu Dhabi yatch cruise in 2018

Met kizz Daniel in turkey , guy dey form celeb for abroad lol
Alaye calm down we all they make the kaluba together so be humble , Las las he humble

Not for anyone to believe , if u like u doubt , it's not actually an achievement, i worked my ass to that level

Lights up my kpoli in peace


Modified

I see funke akindele on a daily basis anytime I'm around , she's in Osborne estate very close to mine

I don't need to mention many actresses , they're easily seen on the elegushi and oniru beach areas

Enjoy ur day cuz I'm enjoying mine as well


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cupidhero:
No be only 500k na 1 billion. Dreamer!

You can't get what you can't imagine , ask yourself one question

What do you know ?

I wake up in the morning and freshen up , lights up my kpoli in peace , sip some Henny

Gist with my niggis and listen to some good music

By 5pm I head to the mall to get some hot chicks and take them to the club and fvck their pvssy like d bi5ches they are

At night I put on my wifi with my niggis and continue drinking some good liquor with many bi5ches around on just panties and bra , they must be busty

Drink and weed all night till morning and money will just fall from heaven just like that

I guess God loves us that's why

God rains down money on us from Monday to Friday with at least $500k daily each

I'm a child of God


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prince2pac:
leave them, be forming what I don't know...
make I follow you light up biko... I can't come and kill myself

things hard, I never reason life finish na woman matter

Yeah light up bro, very important

Don't forget to listen to WHEN THUGZ CRY by 2pac

Or patience _ by Damian Marley ft Nas

Or Essense by wizkid ft tems and blessings by wizkid ft Damian marley

adeadeyera:
The guy is beginning to annoy me now.

I swear

soulstalker:
i sent u a pm already bro

Hope no prob?

I'll check it out now tho

U never still paste part 3 End this shit make we see na

Stop being unintelligent , not everyone who sends you a mail wants your body
That's how most of you girls end up loosing something precious
Or do you think it's every nairalander that's jobless?

What if they've got some vital information or maybe it's someone who knows you and wants to reconnect with you ?

Use ur head for what it's meant for , at least reply their mails if you can , then hear them out , if it's about romance you'll ignore and if it's not then you still hear them out

Very simple ideology


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I can never say yes cuz I'm not cheap

No big breast and you want to propose , do you think all men are that cheap

If only you were busty ehen I will think it twice cuz big breast is life
When you suck and smooch big Breast you'll forget all your problems asap

Make I even find somewhere put preeq sef I don vex

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I actually clicked to know if he's white or black
Seems he's black then I'm good to know what's up

Are they tryna tell me if Lionell Messi walks in with a ball he'll be offered a yellow card?

Or if the goat of football christiano Ronaldo does the same he'll be offered a card?

Racism at its peak

That players is supposed to sue that referee's dick not just his ass

Where's the fun in football if you can't score in any way it pleases you
Life na cruise abeg , make I even find somewhere put my preek

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Looking at this young dead boy , he should be in his twenties who supposed to be schooling
How can such a young boy be his guard , what strength does he have , what happened to the body builders (bouncers) and police officers as guards
Anyway i don't trust no politician that's why I can't blame the youths for taming him a ritualist
R.I.P to the dead
This life na only one way

According to Erigga. "If I die , write say I try for my grave, life na market and everybody here come trade "


In other words I still say NO to jungle justice


Lights up my kpoli in peace

Hit me up I gat you fr

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And some people will call them Yahoo boys not knowing they're pretty thieves
They'll be living large, see the fine girls they're even giving doggy sef

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alphaRego01:
No worry ur self brother.u never jam queen mother.

As far as I met the girl in a club or bar, I will never look her twice

Remove Edo from that list

Edo people respect and love strangers more than their own people , facts only

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Now he's your favourite artist
Fear women

Anyway he no sabi sing that's all I know

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Never show a woman how much you truly love her

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Oshio baba
Ur time don pass
Abi to respect yourself na problem again

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She don collect 1m to take more drugs

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When God call you, if you like no wear jersey u go still ball

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Bomb they d man head if he no know say naim suppose name the baby

The wife can give the baby any good native name, case closed

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