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Education / Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Drguzzykola(m): 4:57pm On Nov 01, 2018
STORM2:
Hey people..... I know I've not been on this forum for years so most of you don't know me. Good evening all....
I just graduated.
I am finally a medical doctor....i'm so happy. Wanted to thank this forum for giving me the motivation I needed.
To the lions and lionesses here.... Stay strong. UNN is not easy.
All I've ever wanted to do with my life is medicine... It's so surreal having finally made it. God dey. Just wanted to share the good news... Lol... Thanks.

Congrat Dr Storm.
still remember u

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Celebrities / Re: Igbo Guys Are Caring And Romantic Unlike Other Tribes - Koko Pat (Pics) by Drguzzykola(m): 4:18pm On Oct 28, 2018
ItsTutsi:
thats because u prefer those that act like dogs and yes men, an igbo man will play mumu to a girl out of desperation.. no pride and dignity whatsoever, mtsww!!

u just spoke my mind..

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Education / Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Drguzzykola(m): 12:20am On Oct 22, 2018
Morning Guys,

Today is our own Dr Lomaxx birthday..
That super intelligent guy shocked ..If u know u know, wish him a happy birthday..

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Celebrities / Re: Chris Ekejimbe Is Dead by Drguzzykola(m): 10:20pm On Oct 20, 2018
Jaqenhghar:

I dont need journalists to tell me what already is. Same way cramming books and killing people is not a job for everyone. Its easier to believe the journalists in this case. BTW you must be a doctor

if u have any case , request for autopsy and go to court..

since cramming is not for everyone's brain capacity, have u as well , at least appreciate any of those who can?? u think Doctors are superhuman right,they are human like u who painstakingly decide to pass the hell in Med school, see mistake can happen , even in John Hopkins in the U.State , mistake do happen alot..take it easy..

painting it with WRONG injection can mean a lot to different ears..

RIP to the dead but please be calm with what u read online before u insult, some of these bloggers and journalist can do anything for traffic.

still a Med student though..
Celebrities / Re: Chris Ekejimbe Is Dead by Drguzzykola(m): 7:13pm On Oct 20, 2018
Jaqenhghar:

Of course. Shithole doctors have done it again. Na only to beat chest and bray about cramming books for 6 years dem sabi

be careful of what u read online..

A journalist told u wrong injection, u believed immediately and u are here dropping hatred on those that crammed books for 6years..

Nigerians self...

please do and cram urs, so we will no longer have doctors that give wrong injection..
Business / Re: How To Make Over 20k Daily In TELECOMS VTU Business by Drguzzykola(m): 12:42am On Oct 20, 2018
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Education / Re: This School's Proprietor Does Not Understand 'Business' by Drguzzykola(m): 9:59pm On Oct 13, 2018
squash47:
this reminds me of my dad,exactly what he did that I wore one school uniform from primary 1 to 6

lol, he sew Airbag for u ni. shocked
Education / Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Drguzzykola(m): 6:44pm On Oct 11, 2018
dkstv:

Shhhhh!
Glorified schools living on oast glories. Their teaching hospitals are death traps. UPTH especially.

Jesu shocked
Education / Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Drguzzykola(m): 7:51pm On Sep 27, 2018
hmm

God please , help these guys

@DrBESTJC. and DrAuthentic. ...

u guys should still b positive ,Pls, dont loose hope , still belief..
see if any underground work will b possible , ohhh God..
go to the school environment , admission offices, College office and see any big Man /profs and cry for help.

meanwhile, keep telling God in prayer, I belief God ll help

#Shallom
Politics / Re: Governor Ambode Moves Against LGA Chairmen, Might Seize Allocations by Drguzzykola(m): 9:20am On Sep 25, 2018
Naychuzzy:
Ambode has no idea how important he already is to the people of Lagos.. Trust me, if I was him, I wouldn't be that scared, if at all. Becos the real voters would prefer him over some imposed candidate as they've known and seen what he is made of and can do. There is no two way about that.. Come Friday, if he loses the primary. All he needs do immediately is join the fcking PDP and APC will be doomed.

He doesn't need to campaign much anymore. The real lagosians have seen his works in every part so all he need to do is never give up. And there will be so much possibility that both Tinubu and his so called loyalists will end up regretting why they rejected him. I know the reason they rejected him in the first place is so meaningless and insignificant and unrelated to the actual growth and development of Lagos state so FCK APC.


Ambode has done nothing but led the way his instincts and morals have taught him. Too bad he isn't the type to line up people's pockets with govt money.

believe me.. APC will b after his life if he dare join PDP coz he ll sink APC forever in Lagos, ApC will not wana take it gentle with him..
Business / Re: Nigerian Doctor Left In Shock After Breaking Her Piggy Bank & Found N600. Pics by Drguzzykola(m): 5:03am On Sep 17, 2018
AdaAde:


It won't change the fact that most doctors are unnecessarily rude, disrespectful, proud, and unkind. They let their setbacks turn them into sadists. I haven't met a cheerful doctor.

like seriously..


hmm, sorry abt that but can u giv a simple scenario where u once meet of an unkind doctor,
I mean the one u encountered that was just unkind..

still a student though..

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Computers / Re: Post Your Laptop Problem Here by Drguzzykola(m): 9:19am On Sep 03, 2018
horllamy:
We have Solution to all laptop problem here

pls my 2weeks old laptop isn't selecting where to put cursor so I can put my password.. kinda confused. iboff and on again, still same problem
Religion / Re: What Is That Experience That Made You Feel/believe That Juju Is Real? by Drguzzykola(m): 8:21pm On Aug 16, 2018
hopefulLandlord:


Same way if we were in that jungle you'd ask "Ordinary plastic is sending spoken words to another similar plastic miles away with nothing connecting them other than thin air and you this foolish atheist called HopefulLandlord is refusing to accept juju is behind it?"

u and this plastic stunt..OK in that illiterate jungle, the white man who ll display such will still explain why its just wave and signals at work thereafter..

but OKIGBE stunt, the nigga only recite something's before telling others/anybody to cut him, which couldn't enter. whatever, science was disproved that day even uphill now..
I told u I can invite u to my village where u ll b touch with just ring and u ll start crawling sharply.. u never jam better herbalist..

now that am even a literate and an African man who can decipher scientific theory and its application, and the principle is wen two body are in contact with an uneven body edge ,a sharp stronger one( cutlass) must penetrate/cut the softer body(flesh).


this has been proofed and tested in my presence
tested on man and any other soft tissue.


be guided, u can be better using another basic analogy..
ure talking to a learnt African man who knows both the scientific principles and Africa way forward.

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Religion / Re: What Is That Experience That Made You Feel/believe That Juju Is Real? by Drguzzykola(m): 5:15pm On Aug 16, 2018
hopefulLandlord:


You didn't spell my monicker correctly so I didn't get the mention

When someone like HopefulLandlord sees something he doesn't understand or can't explain he asks questions from people who know or researches the phenomena

when someone like Drguzzykola sees something he doesn't understand he quickly assumes its juju. since he surrounds himself with people who think like him they reinforce the juju belief with him in a loop


If HopefulLandlord and Drguzzykola were in deep jungles of Africa and haven't seen civilisations before. then some pink skinned guys bring 2 small plastic thing that shines light and they say each of these 2 plastic things can be used to communicate with the other from miles away. they prove this to us and leave us without explaining the way its made.
HopefulLandlord would say "I have no idea how they did what they did with a simple plastic thing with buttons but I hope to lay my hands on it one day so I can learn more about it

Drguzzykola however would go " These guys used juju! There's some juju inside those plastic thing with buttons which enables it to do those things "

ogbeni, stop this funny analysis, lol..

so , u mean the cutlass we use for labour for cutting grass well wasn't able to cut flesh despite the force exerted,
stop acting funny coz ur excuse up there doesn't add up at all,
grin
still waiting for ur research on OKIgbe stunt..

in short where do u dey stay, am in my village now now,
shey u like show face, I can still show u direction where guys who can just slightly touch u with ring and u ll start crawling are.

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Religion / Re: What Is That Experience That Made You Feel/believe That Juju Is Real? by Drguzzykola(m): 2:48pm On Aug 16, 2018
OhiOfIhima:


Lol... It was explained by Bourneulli's and Archiemede Principle.. hehehehe.

pls enlighten us pls,,

how the principle work and the sharp cutlass bounced back.
even with compass self, no gree enter..
Religion / Re: What Is That Experience That Made You Feel/believe That Juju Is Real? by Drguzzykola(m): 2:31pm On Aug 16, 2018
tboy2233:
Have you heard about cut and bounce (okigbe)? my experience back then in secondary school make me believe there's juju since I was one of those that usually confirm the originality of this cut and bounce juju by using a very sharp cutlass to cut someone on his arms in the presence of my fellow students, this juju became rampant back then but in a bid to disprove this juju I made myself the person to do the cutting,in fact they always call me from other class to test it cuz it seems most people are afraid of using cutlass on someone,I don't even know why I'm not afraid back then and I usually use all my power to cut but to my surprise I wasn't able to cut any single person, the close I got to was leaving only a slight mark on the hand,so if this is not juju then I'll like to know the scientific explanation for it

ma nigga,i see this thing tire , ,..(that year during break and after closing wey guys will pack for one corner dey test OKIGBE grin

me wey be mummys boy wey no dey find trouble go just dey clap for demn warlord shinning with OKIGBE..

the thing no dey enter..


all this indomie generation forming atheist ,
many of them even lack logical reasoning but call themselves atheist..

hopfulandlord , I never see u here

cheesy

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Entertainment / Re: Kenyan Magician 'Walking On Air' (Photos) by Drguzzykola(m): 5:23pm On Aug 12, 2018
realmindz:


You know why we are underdeveloped, because a higher percentage of our population is poor in mental reasoning, lazy thinkers .....when something seems to challenge our mental strength, we end by screaming hmm magic!! ojuju!!! Etc

What a shame, this is nothing but pure tricks.

He was standing on a rope, I watched the video and I saw him climbing down from that rope. Next time, learn to reason things before being absorbed in unnecessary mysteries which simple thinking can resolve

mental reasoning ke, ??

I only gave the assertion base on the picture I saw, with good analysis up there,

beside, I never concluded it was magic ,
now u av to tell me what a shame..

u need evaluation,
Entertainment / Re: Kenyan Magician 'Walking On Air' (Photos) by Drguzzykola(m): 4:56pm On Aug 12, 2018
biafrasun:
walking on a tiny rope watched it before.

dont think its just ordinary, see the pic and watch the level of height reference to the little girl on red, rope should b straight and not stepwise na,

beside, if it was rope, where did he see the invisible rope, av u seen one before?? which will now b hidden from all those gathering there??they aren't fool na,

there mind will focus on the leg to see if there is any stepping stuff there na,

between. how ll he come down too , they would av gotten him if tbere was rope na,


reason am..

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NYSC / Re: Corpers Taking Selfie At Taraba River Before Drowning (Photos) by Drguzzykola(m): 3:35pm On Aug 12, 2018
Samusu:
Kogin Mutuwa. From the name alone, nothing go carry me enter that river. Hmmmmm
hopefulandlord is coming for ugrin
Crime / Re: Prophet ThankGod Abam Shot Dead In Port Harcourt (Photo) by Drguzzykola(m): 3:59pm On Aug 03, 2018
ritylove:
may the wicked never go unpunished
Education / Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Drguzzykola(m): 10:16am On Aug 02, 2018
DrImmaculate:
?
This guy is definitely a genius; 15yrs PQs in a day , I call that phenomenal. Boss U're in what level now @ UniJos? I'll like to chat you up, how can I reach you?

Skilful/gifted hands, Great minds, Tenacious men, they are called CHARLEYMED.

that boss is something else grin,
if u know u know,,

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Education / Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Drguzzykola(m): 1:59pm On Jul 21, 2018
Brukx:


Eben the cook. . .
Tolu the footballer

How about embryology?


lol.. those guys are amazing..

embryology.. nothing but saddler..the book is cool. beside that's what ur lecturer use( Dr ordu)

Histology.. Get janquira. soft copy but it won't be the main text, just reference..
Ask for Local histology from guys in yr2/yr3 now. photocopy from them. almost better than the common text around
Crime / Re: How Feared Gang Leader And His Commanders Were Killed In Imo. Graphic Photos by Drguzzykola(m): 9:08pm On Jul 20, 2018
major reason why I dont pity them during dissection.. criminals..
Education / Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Drguzzykola(m): 8:46pm On Jul 20, 2018
Donpre:
current year 2 students should please help me with the prices of these books

Moore, Guyton, sebuligam, vasudevan, and Charttejea

Thanks!!!


Also how much of a risk is using snell instead Moore...

donpre.. sorry

just seeing this..

as far as uniport anatomy lecturer are concerned.
, the likes of Dr Paul and Dr Okoh are the main anatomy lecturers..

they give u last anatomy back to back..
its like an error that u dont have last anatomy..

then

get one Indian series
e.g charausia or vinshram signh(not indebirgh singn o) for quick review arrangements wen the things wanna be getting somehow rough some days to exams..

attend class nd copy note..

Physiology.. ur sembulingam and guyton is enough but u ll need ganong(soft copy is OK) for ur CVS and neurophysiology in 2nd semester..


BCH... any of the good books u like..(chatterjea, vasudevan, harpers) u ll b fine...


form a reading group of 4 . make sure there is a female among the 4.. Females are life savers in forming note. u photocopy..grin

guess what
( I av two cousin in ur class... Tolu and Eben kenny)
cheesy

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Education / Re: Meet Medical Student That Broke All Records Of Distinctions In The University by Drguzzykola(m): 5:46am On Jun 25, 2018
Oya, go get ur usmle and jet out asap, Nigeria won't appreciate u bro. The whites do better..

if u know u know.

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Health / Re: Nigerian Man Raises Alarm As 5 Of His Househelps Get Tested As HIV Positive by Drguzzykola(m): 6:33am On Jun 17, 2018
Chubhie:
You can imagine high blood pressure falling on husbands that have slept with house helps as they read this.
grin
Education / Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Drguzzykola(m): 6:31pm On May 19, 2018
TONYE001:
This just popped into my head:

(In the Viva Room)

Examiner: Could you please contract your procerus?

(Student has forgotten where the damn muscle is)

Student: Sir, I have paralysis of the procerus. Please can we try another muscle? grin

#gbam..

lol..afi paralysis nooni...

smart student, ..lolz

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Celebrities / Re: Liz Anjorin Acquires A Range Rover Autobiography by Drguzzykola(m): 3:59pm On Mar 18, 2018
biacan:
OMG this is so sweet darling kiss I hope my future hubby is seeing this..... cool

Am not seeing anything, if u need/want that, what u need is a job.
Romance / Re: Joystick Size: Nigerian Men Ranked 5th In The World (See Full List) by Drguzzykola(m): 10:03pm On Mar 17, 2018
sisipelebe:
This is the kind of list Nigerian men would top.

ghen ghen

at least, make dem recognize us for one good thing na, lol.

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Education / Re: How Tough Is Medicine And Surgery As A Course? by Drguzzykola(m): 8:14pm On Mar 09, 2018
Mandeyy:
Medicine is tough but not d toughest. In my college of medicine, dentistry passes through all those things u mentioned with medical students. They write 2nd MBBS, 3rd MBBS, and anoda MBBS in their 5th yr with final yr medical students, and still do dental courses added to it. Their 5th yr is med & surg with 6th yr med student. They'll undergo the same ward round, be in d same class and write d same exam with d same marking. They separate fully in 6th yr.

its obvious u don't know what ure talking about, don't tell me to educate u, research for urself

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