₦airaland Forum

pope191:
You forget to add Luth under bridge, that is the most confusing traffic light I have even seen. You see the one at second round about at Lekki Epe road one can never b careful enough with that, infact! New drivers to that axis, should b allowed grace to make error twice.

..I forgot my brother..that lasuth under bridge ..very important

Nexttpage:
I was on a trip today with a rider, suddenly I discovered a request also came in, had to decline cos I didn’t know what else to do.
Is there anywhere to stop incoming requests while on a trip?

..if u c traffic light for oba kran,Alleen,nnpc ejigbo..just obey am ooo..Those basterds mean

Sirpaul:
Sarz EFCC in Disguise

But shey crowd no dey the ATM location You for shout for rescue... That's if crowd dey if not those guys fit caput person run

The coward crowd that will japa instead of standing up to the oppressors

used to c him@Christ link @suru

Aganju849:
Don't listen to that soldier he's suffering from siege-mentality, most of them are. A police-state is not a prerequisite for a safe society.

See, most of these military/police people believe that one of the perks of their profession is a right to abuse and extort bribe from civilians. Crime rate is peaking as a direct consequence of rising unemployment and a ruined economy, that's how it has been all through human history. Add in the Buhari factor that gives near-official sanction to the activities of criminal Hausa-Fula elements and you have this time bomb we're all sitting on. It has nothing to do with the endsars protest, NPF/Nigeria Army have always been an incompetent lot

...well said

;GOd bless America,c uniform, c gadgets, c cars,c environment, c,coordination , c work ethic and organizations,c how them they do their work without bribe...this country na zoo..make I continue listening to my bone thugs n harmony...God bless kray zy,bizzy ,wish, flesh, lazy bone....some good ol rap gods

RoyalBoutique:
I tried accessing my access bank mobile app, but it keeps saying wrong username and password.

I then tried accessing it through internet banking, the same error message.

I called my friend to try it out with his credentials, still the same error message.

How many access bank users are experiencing this today?

mine since last week

;DNJ n

larrixauto2017:
Yes Efcc might end up like SARS and may be even more worse than the action taken by the citizens against the police then. If the government does not do something quick..

Imagine what nonsense...

Why will you badge in someone house becos of your Usless so called job.. Don't they have rules of engagement or can't they investigate properly.. before going after someone.. while will you guys just behave like an animal...

Chasing little boys around while the elderly (politicians) are there laundering money with no one too question...

Imagine a whole boss although he has boss too saying he can't name the sponsors of efcc on national tv.. like what nonsense.. he is a .......... for saying such mess although I won't teach him is job but why... What the heck..

All this so called boys you called yahoo Bois and what they do feeling is ilegal, we all know that.. but go and run a background check on each off them.. did you know what lead them too that.... Some of them are graduate,while some can't make it through school cos of financial issue, while some of them ehn.. the poverty level is something else.. Over Thinking Frustration, Poverty.. That Is What Leads Them Too Do All This... ( Hey am not talking about the ritualist)

Okay but still yet.. the way the efcc work is so poor.. and it is rubbish.. are they recruiting thugs... Just tell me pls.. cos why will you jump someone fence at the middle of the night.. in search for suspect... Or why will you go into hotels and Start breaking doors, or beating the Lodgers there .. this is a total nonsense...

Or how will you stop me and you just say hey bring your phone.. you want too check.. it is pure nonsense na

They have so many stupid act.. they. Do but I am just too busy too start typing all..

Just take Note.. If the government doesn't stop them or restrategize them on how they work.. the citizens will respond back and it might be more deadly than that of Endsars...


Forgive me for the typo error

lol

The youths and citizens r not ready, police, vio, efcc and ordinary lastma dey oppress us...now how many people work in these agencies ,and how many youths and citizens do we have

soloehis:
Check your vehicle licence here just enter ur plate number it will display the expiry date of ur paper..abuja registration has not been updated on the site..I don't know why is like that..https://verify.autoreg.ng/

...

I just chkd its not showing my insurance and road worthiness.but why

pocohantas:
Of course I am older than them and not their spec- thankfully so!

What exactly would I be doing with younglings that wear pencil jeans, graphic tees, earrings and cross-bags. Guys that hop into their ES 330 and start blasting Zlatan and Naira Marley’s music while driving like retards. Guys that give themselves nicknames like Splash-Money and Izu-Wire-Wire. Guys that sleep knowing someone is crying, maybe dead because of their actions. Guys that spend their lives evading and settling law enforcement agencies.

You mean I should be angry that these sets of guys do not find me desirable? I do hope your partner uses protection to knack you. This level of shallowness can easily pass for an STI.

. Your good...walai u jst murdered yahoo boiz

HKchairman:
please am not supporting fraud anyway or the other, it just a true life story i felt like sharing using freebasic.

young ones out there, you get money but you need to still get Sense.
when matter sup for your life, no hype man go de there.
no olosho go de there.
your chairman go off him tourchlight
your mainman you don split fund With, go say him no get.
your pickup go tell you say nothing dey.

The good thing about this advice be say no baller go listen to u....people wanna and will always learn in the hard way.

ReadaDream:
Guys watch out for any girl that sits in the front seat and is making a video (snapchat)

So a couple of weeks back, I was riding with a female rider who sat in front, around Governors Lodge at Marina where there's a concentration of lastma officials, the lady was a making a video then all of a sudden I saw the passenger seat belt light blinking, quickly looked at her, madam Don remove belt. I told her to put it back ASAP. One of the lastma guys saw everything, he gave me warning sign without stopping us. The girls excuse was that the seat belt was obstructing her video.

It happened again today. Heading to airport, we got to Admiralty traffic light, POLO G was blasting from the speakers. Kpakam, babe has removed seat belt and was about to start making Snapchat video.

Ahh no be like that now.

Told her to put it back sharp, when we get to 3MB I will slow down for and replay the song for you to do whatever you want to do.

She now asked if it was an offence if she didn't use it, that shebi it's road safety officials that I'm supposed to be worried about.

BRB....

..that wig abi weavon they use to cover their head actually Covers them brain and stops it from functioning properly

xpressionx:
Uber and Bolt drivers have turned to endangered species all because of that 2003 to 2007 toyota corolla model.
Police dey pursue you
VIO dey pursue you
Lastma dey pursue you
Roadsafety dey pursue you
Agbero dey pursue you
Thief/armed robber dey pursue you.
All these ontop one person head.
The street ain't funny man

U sabi bro...na so I got to pick up point on a bustop at Lagos island ,na him I c three riders (guys) with bags..I just japa ,no be me una go strangle

habsydiamond:
Shameless women.. Women of nowadays are not ashame of anything again unlike in the olden days.. U brought another man's pregnancy to ur husband's house to him as his child, he knew and yet u still have mouth to talk instead of u to bury ur head in shame... Yeye everywhere now like mtn recharge card even dem sim card don scarce.

Don't blame the women bro,,na man wey open him two eyes marry who're u go blame

CR777:
Good advice but it's kind of hard leaving my sister out there in the cold.
I wish she could toughen her heart a bit though.

..it's hard ..just lock up for her side for one week or 2.

Barbiturate:
CheerfulGiver well said bro. You still haven't told me what to do differently to earn that high. I worked all through from 8am to 9pm and I made 13k profit after all deductions. I didn't eat till night, when I got home. You have also said working 15 hours is much. What can I do differently to earn that high. Thanks

I know in Rick Ross voice u want to push it to the limit. If na ten k or fifteen k follow u reach house ,just manage am go rest for house..the day better money go follow u, u will be amazed

blessingchinny:
Good day,

I was the one that posted about having issues with my guy as a result of a text I sent to him out of anger. The text was about a girl he normally comments on her picture with lots of words of endearment even telling her that he loves her. I have confronted him about that before he told me is nothing, but i wasn't convinced, so i sent him a text that it is obvious he is dating her, that he should continue with her, and he blocked me after all the attempt to reach out to him. After giving him a little space as he said, I later tried with another, this time not to plead but to ask him if he still wants to be with me, which he replied that he's done.

I am heartbroken now, someone should please guide me on the tips to move on.

..if ur free for a bottle of drink trust me u will forget him..in a jiffy

StolenPhone:
I'll be brief. ..

I was robbed by a Fake 'officer' on Awolowo way, popularly called under bridge today.

On the busy road where I ply everyday, this man dragged the lane with me, immediately he realized I outsmarted him, he became angry and drove very recklessly. He nearly killed 3 passerby on his revenge mission to double-cross me.

Before the bridge, where the incident happened, the three young ladies at the back of my Keke were scared and rained curses on him as he drove like a mad dog. To my surprise, they had all vanished by the time the man got me strangling.

HE KEPT SAYING I AM AN OFFICER and my response was "wetin con consign me . I am also a citizen". Infuriated with my countenance, he barged into my Keke (that was when I realized I was alone) and packed my phone and prolly my money (I can't be sure). I was able to scoop his vehicle num before he zoomed off. I wonder why my phone and money seems to interest him more than settling whatever rift we had. He and his friend who are cleanly shaved kept threatening me that "wo, waa jiya". Meaning I'd be dealt with. I maintained my cool all the while because I know he was totally wrong, you crushed me from behind. He however was not interested in whatever bruises he had on his SUV Honda (not sure) as he had none.

The traffic officers there couldn't say anything because he kept shouting "I am an officer" except one, who apparently was telling the man to move his vehicle and that he was at fault for driving in such manner. He zoomed off like a thief before the man finished history, with my phone (infinix s4). I managed to get his car num. BDG165FU,

I'm sure if I was in a nice car, I wouldn't have been treated like a piece of shit like he did. I called him fake, because some police officer would have traced slaps on my face as I dey hold ground with him... He just locked my jersey as I choke.

Oga officer that stole Keke man's phone at about 3:43pm at under bridge ikeja today. please return it, I am also a graduate and can also be an officer, stop victimizing civilians

Please help me beg him to return my phone, 08111144405 is the number on it. Or else, it was a broad daylight robbery at Ikeja under bridge today.
My real account is LegalPornShot. I can't get through to it as I'm using a friend's phone to tell my story.

Lalasticlala

. But maruwa drivers no d get brain for Lagos ,I don't know whetter them get brain for other states..the non sense una d drive na to bash bash people car...them suppose ban all maruwa for Lagos

tunlapapa:
Comrades driving on Uber alone, I guess uber has decided to do us strong thing.

It was masking of surge to prevent knowing the exact value, now it has been totally cleared off the app.
So no more chasing of surge that gives more earnings.
Destination, mba. They did strong head by not displaying Destination, yet you restrict drivers from setting Destination as they wish.

VERY useless app.

govt is very busy creating one way at oshodi to xtort its citizens and plung them more into poverty

Abeg which link una d use chk approval, , mine no open

dangermouse:
In Nija you will only get singlet or boxers from them. But when it's there turn, you will be made to sponsor everything from the cakes down to food and drinks that will be used in the birthday bash.

na idiots de sponsor d cakes,buy food and drinks for birthday

[quote author=palsenator post=105141814][/quote]I go use dangote truck climb the bastrrd...if those hoodlums Don xtort u before u no go pray betta prayer for them.

Pls what's d best way of paying bolt...transfer or bank ..how long does it take?

VaselineCrew:
Wow! Please can you tell us when and how it happened?

..I think ystnight...I saw d video in our whatsapp group

If you know the owner of this car plate number JJJ8!7fy..matrix , he was robbed and shot in mile 2..

IFEBARBIE:
Uber!!! Someone said they have agents here and it came out true! Setting destination is now hard, that's what most peeps use them for... Anyways, they have improved fares and the long pickups ish too...

Without showing Destination ,,they re still very useless....

Southeast21:
2023 Negotiation is currently on going at EFCC office.

Is he the only ex thief/governor that pocketed public funds in broad daylight in the entire country?

No. He is not ,but if ur from abia, u will advice efcc to lock him up and throw away the key

InvertedHammer:
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Nonsense.

US did well leaving Afghanistan. They cannot be there forever.

Just like Nigerians that instead of fighting for their rights are waiting for UN to come and sacrifice lives and money to do for them those things they can do for yourselves. Dream on! If you choose not to protect yourself, don't expect anyone to care for you. If you tackle US in US, Americans will rise up in defense. But if you tackle other lazy countries, they expect US to come and protect them. Yet they hate Americans.

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..don't mind Afghans and Nigerians

brightalo1010:
Noise maker usd prayer to go and wage Wars and protect Afghanistan citizens if you think you don't like what Joe Biden did. If prayer no work use tear gas because I know you can't afford gun or bombs.


Is not responsibility of USA to protect Afghanistan unless you can show us where Bible said so.

You don't expect usa tax payers money to be used in protecting other countries. Enough is enough if you don't like what Biden did go and rule or carry your Bible into Afghanistan and use it to fight them.

I support u sir

Mangekyo:
They Americans did the right thing by leaving. But the way they left was shameful, no doubt.

how Americans for take leave??.them for writ apology letter to Afghans

Elostar:
https://punchng.com/one-way-lagos-task-force-impounds-car-on-road-without-signage/,


I am an eye witness and will be present at the court anytime any where, I trust my friend, after this stage with the taskforce, they will learn lesson, they should go and ask Nigeria custom of how my friend case made the officers loose their job, he was opportunity to record and video all that happened there, but i can't upload it here till Friday morning, stay in tune with this thread till friday

Can't wait...those guys and lastma na crooks..