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BernieLee:
Try a different system then preferably with Chrome browser. in my case, tried it on 3phones it didnt work, went to a cafe tried all the systems there didnt work. Went to a betshop and used their system pretending to book a game and it went through. Lol the tin tire me. Just keep trying.

Haha u no share holder bet9a group of companies

Munzy14:
Lol, paying her in her own coin...Cheated on him and even got pregnant, played him and still want him back...


Some ladies always feel they can eat their cakes and have it.

And then put the cake inside fridge

8FB1F65 u fit play ten naira betpawa

I don't understand what's happening here ..some body break it down for me

between yahoo yahoo and bet 9ja

Who is liable to make it big first in the two

Lockd up season 5 too make sense

Shaved poosy is Heavenly.....I use to shave my X poosy that year,, with one hand,I go use the other hand hold my white london

Mainlymanof:
Hello nairalnlanders ,
What do you do when you know you are not handsome and no girls wants you . Maybe you find it difficult to find a girl who would be interested in you . All girls you call on the road always runs afar . And you are still single Biko help a brother I am dying of depression

Do u have money?

OP ..which car u dey use for lag?

.my Mancini no let am reach stage where u go dey wash stained panties

Switchman:
Please I Need Your Candid And Long Term Advise, I Am Presently Depressed And Out

This will be a lengthy one but I promise to summarize it as much as I can.

I met a lady in her late 30s 18months ago through an online friend. I was working in Lagos while she was based and working in Abuja.

We chatted for a while before she volunteered to come to Lagos for a visit over the weekend which doesn't seem a bad idea to me cos I believed seeing in person is better than 1 million pictures.

Due to her age and desperation, we met and she liked what she saw in me and intensive talks began on how I can relocate to Abuja and get better job. I actually haven't been to Abuja so I was excited to take that move with the hope of becoming a better person and getting a better job.

I resigned from my job due to some issues as at that time which could had been managed but so I can have more time to visit and see how things are in Abuja before making my final preparation to relocate. She supports financially during those time while I use my car for ehailing business pending when I will finally relocate.

Covid 19 lock down came and all plans were halted due to restrictions on vehicular movements. Fast forward to November last year I made final plans and I agreed to finally relocate but on the conditions that we will need to get a new apartment cos I don't want to move in with her to her former apartment which was a one room self contain, we got a 1 bedroom apartment and I moved in with her. She owns 90% stake on the expenses incurred but in the spirit of hope for a better job, I will upgrade the apartment to have an equal stake in the home.

It's been 3 months now I have fully relocated and we have been cohabiting but it's been hell for me and I just need help on how to get out of this mess I put myself. No job was forth coming and due to the fact that I am home always, I have been reduced to a house help cos I am the one doing the chores, cleaning the dishes and even my laundry though she pays for her own, so many other insults and atimes it's with exchanges of words before I can take a walk just to acclimatize myself with the terrains of the area.

It's really a bad experience for a man not to have a steady source of income cos in a twinkle of an eye the love will vanish.

I love the lifestyle of Abuja cos it is less stressful than Lagos and I will really like to get a good source of income so I can get my own apartment and be free from the shackles I put myself in the name of love.

I really need help now cos I know my days are numbered and it's a matter of time before she sends me packing cos I really don't have the right to the apartment. Please house, I need your candid advise on what to do and as always constructive criticism is allowed.

Thanks
Switchman

In T bag'S voice...liberating yourself from the shackles of captivity of negativity

pascalbenz:
bro your own na play sef, see as alabi straff me yesterday B9QF880270785F1-7322573 4k ....

B9QF877520670PD-7322573 20k ....

B9QF867919718R7-7322573 2k.

B9QF832465618VT-7322573...15k... Dis tin no be life I swear !

I know one guy man wey no greedy,he d bet according to him bills......nepa Bill bet, security levy bet, lawma bet

simpleswazy:
Can’t do that he once accommodated me in is parent house wen I was planning to japa from naija through football

REturn d favor,na just 2 weeks

Valenciabaddie:
So I'm single just because I told my boyfriend turned ex that I can't do his house chores for him .
He's a salary earner that works from 8-5
This guy expects that I go over to his house ,clean and cook before he comes back ??. when I'm not married to him ,and anytime I refused he flares up and starts making silly comments like "so what is now your use " imagine that annoying statement from someone I thought was literate and intelligent.. can you imagine that ?.. So I have to offer services before I can be useful? ..
I was frustrated and I told him I'm done and this guy did not even bother to show remorse, like he's okay with the break up ??

I'm really sorry but I find it appalling to be washing plates and sweeping a man's house when I'm not a slave , and even If I will do that then it has to be my own free will not you telling me to do it like it's my job..

if other women do that well I'm sorry I can't . atleast not while we are still dating

Come to my condo....washing plates no be my problem

RealGboy:
After secondary school I have been living from one uncle house to another .I ran away when I realized they are not ready to help me but use me for thier house chores ..

I have a friend who lived in one room face me I face you.. he works as a bar man..when he heard my story he allowed me stayed with him , naso the journey start ...

I started looking for salary jobs I could do. But I couldn't find any .
It was during one of my job hunt I met one woman that told me she needs someone that would be her driver ..

I have never driven a car in my life but when I heard she will pay 70k per month.. I quickly told her I can drive ,
She did not even wait to confirm ,she just told me to resume the next morning cos she have somewhere important I would be driving her too...

See gobe... I reach house and told my friend ,he laughed And told me to call her and tell her I'm not interested in the job ..i told him I can't do that ,.as we were still discussing,his neighbor in the next room joined the conversation ...

(The rooms are so closed together that if u drop a cup ,the next room will hear ,)
He shouted " don't tell her u can't drive oo , just wait I dey come '..

When he entered our room he then explained to me that driving is easy if the car is automatic..he said guy see
"Once you enter,start the car , place your leg on the right hand pad slowly which is the break and then put the gear to R (reverse) or D (drive). ... Simple .

So I spent the next three hours learning how to drive automatic cars from brother Thomas that is an okada man...

When I resumed the next day at work like a real driver ...the woman gave me a car key then told me to go and warm the car before we leave..
I quickly go to her Benz and press car key but na the Hilux truck sound pin pin...I realized we would be taking the Hilux and not her Benz Jeep...
When I opened the Hilux I was shocked..I saw 3 leg pads instead of 2 that brother Thomas told me ...

I carry phone call brother Thomas...he was already on his okada ,I explained my situation..he then told me " Na manual be that na ..and na the same thing..Guy wise up "...

See kasala.... The woman came out fully dressed and entered the car ,na so I start the car but as a wise guy I acted as if the car is faulty, I open bonnet and told her .we can't go out with this car..

She called her mechanic and insulted him for spoiling her car:,she then went in and brought out the Benz car key...

My mind came down ..once we enter I follow brother Thomas instructions,and I put the gear to R ..
As the car was reversing slowly and I was leaving the gate . Next thing I heard someone screaming " yeeeee My leg ooooooooo".....
The idiot gateman had stayed too close to the car thinking I can drive and me don scatter his leg with tire ...

Me and my madam was scared. I personally thought someone died , when I got down and I saw the gateman scattered leg, I told him sorry no vex..
But lucky for me the madam did not blame me , she told me she had warn him several times to always stay far from the car ... She gave him some cash to get medicine ..

We enter car back , a little scared . At this point something told me to confess I can't drive .

But another mind said "Continue but be careful'..
I reversed out, put the car to drive , press acceleration pad and the journey started ...
At first it felt Good..like play like play Nonso don Sabi drive be that
.. everything was going well because the road was free and less traffic.
Na so madam tell me make I stop beside Tastee fried Chicken, she gave me some money and told me to help her get something cos she has not eaten yet .

I wanted to off the car but she told me to leave it on cos she was enjoying the A c .
Now the werey called brother Thomas forget to teach me that once u want to stop in traffic or anywhere put the gear to P (park)
Me I just get down from the car like that and the gear is still on D (Drive)
Next thing I heard madam voice screaming my name "Nonso ooooooooo" .... I turn back And both madam and car don dey go ..

Omo I started pursuing the car , screaming jesus!! madam o Madam o...
People joined me too ... but the car was moving very fast.. and was heading to a police checkpoint.
When police saw the car and people at the back running after it they thought the driver is a thief , they brought out thier gun and pointed to the car indicating that if it don't stop they will shoot ... As my madam see Gun..

She jumped out of the running car with her fat body ,
She landed like an elephant and was rolling like ball before she stopped...
When I saw this I know my own had finished...
I started crying and cursing brother Thomas for encouraging me ...







Pls comment if u would like to hear the remaining story...

Hahahhahahahahahahaha nice

Feddytune:
I noticed that Yahoo is now a trend and fraud is gradually becoming the new normal., I have a friend that always look forward to dating Yahoo boys mainly because they can spend .

I have never dated one before until 2019 I was introduced to this guy by a friend, we vibed along pretty well but he never told me he was into online scam , he just said he was a trader of bitcoin and bla bla bla and since I wasnt into cryptocurrency I couldn't tell if he was lying so I believed him.

He lives very comfortable for a 25 year old man, he owns a car and live in a 2 bedroom apartment in a good location in Lagos ., I have dated boys that drives but most of them were daddy's cars . This guy was the first guy I dated that bought his own car with his own money..

Well I won't deny that I loved the fact that he drives ,it was an awesome experience,he picks me up at the salon ,drops me at home ,teach me how to drive ,drive me to eateries and fancy restaurants..

I took countless selfie and videos in his car and peppered my other friends on WhatsApp status .(just having fun)

what about about the money ?.. Hmm to be sincere the highest I ever recieved from a boyfriend before I met the guy was 15k cash and Samsung s9... I was not the type of girl that bother men for money because I'm quite comfortable.

But this guy doesn't wait for me to ask before he sends , the first time he sent me money was 100k... after that I saw a weaving on instagram I like which was about 220k and he paid for it ..

it was crazy and mind blowing to be sincere , I was spoilt to say the least, I look at my account balance and see 550k upwards and I wonder if it is really my account,and the thing is I don't even spend my money, whatever I need he still provides . I graduated from my samsung S9 to an iphone 11 and I also added some luxury item to my wardrobe.

The only issue I had with him is the constant guys that always visits his place and the heavy drinking . but I didn't complain too much .


I moved to his house during the pandemic where I finally discovered he's into Scam, he did not tell me directly but from his laptop and calls I easily got the hint.
We cook lavishly and most times we order food from eateries, the house was fully equipped with every thing so I hardly stress myself plus he doesn't allow me stress either .

Before long I was initiated into his scam network and he started asking me to help him pick calls or talk to his client . I always refuse which lead into arguments but later he will apologize.

I tried to persuade him to stop since he has made Soo much money for his age,I have seen his zenith bank balance several times and there is more than 6million there plus he has other banks too..but anytime I ask he will just change the topic or tell me to "Dead that talk"...

I have a close circle of 3 girls that I call my best friends and they all dating a Yahoo boy so it is hard to ask them for advice , I really like the comfort that comes with the money but my concience wasn't at peace , so I had to do away with him . it wasn't easy letting him go because I have fallen in love with him but since he wasn't ready to stop I had to leave..

So guys that do Yahoo why do you guys never stop after making so much money ?? and ladies how are you comfortable spending a cursed money?..

Naija girls are not always the type to beg guys for. Money...

Best joke of the year

Felicity001:
Doo my guy uts part if the hustle... I paid 160k January this way for 1way offence na me still dey here till today I never die and the money I gave to them never made them richer. So cheer up bro and get your ass back to work. Family must feed.

Which one way route them hol u?

Erojepromise:
give reasons as to why he shouldn't or are you saying ladies from poor homes don't have aspirations or goals..

The same way u women look for rich men to cling ,suckdry and marry should be same a way a man should look for a rich woman and marry...



As a man stay away from broke women,, they will drain u ..las Las will jump on another standing pprick..

[quote author=venger post=100028686]Another propaganda. The internet is free but that does not mean people using it are fools. If the government really want to spy on you, will they send men on uniform to do that or does he think the government are fools.[/qu...

With the way the country is been run...won't u agree that the govt are fools?

Maggiespecial:
please post the name of the match for the benefits of us that are using sportybet

BEt9ja

B957TCTPERASQW-4551921 .....

or 2.5.

..I have been toasted severally...d thing sweet sha...I no dey fall their fall their hands....for woman to toast man dey hard them sha..others go give u strong green light,once u as a guy code d green light collect number, them go open up..

jrusky:
Ask google. Go back to last month or thereabout news on TVC, NTA etc and on all social medias you will see the news everywhere how peoples cars are being auctioned so bro face your front.

Lol..put on ur eye glasses.re read my sentence......there is no question mark.

6BD38FD...50 to win 500k...betpawa..over one.5 goals

jrusky:
Well sorry I have no pity on the LASTMA since to be doing day light institutional robbery is what they are out for let them face the consequence. How can LASTMA be collecting peoples vehicles at any slight and the next thing is to auction the vehicles without owner consent That is institutional robbery, forcefully acquired someones belonging under govt pretence and sold it off that is stealing.

So I don't bloody care any LASTMA got knocked off or beaten to coma that is his or her headache. If anyone break traffic rule sanction him rightfully but not collecting his hard earned property and sell it off without his or her consent.

U live in Lagos

gfon:
Lastma own sef don too much for lag.Everybody dey para for this regime due to the hardship being experienced.If them like make them continue their harassment,na more of such stories we go continue to dey hear.

Don't mind them...they think they got 9lives......

Gadgetmobil:
The fly that doesn't listen to counsel, would follow the corpse to grave.

You can buy any car of taste for yourself.

But for Uber and Bolt, my brother, listen to earlier advise.
Dont exceed 700k
Your best bet is Honda Civic, City 05-06

Toyota Echo, Yaria, Corolla Bank Type

Golf 05

Vibe

Bolt would accept Nissan Almera 03


Why am I saying this.

You don't want to buy a ₦2.5M Car for a trip of ₦300(Passenger has a ₦200 discount, thus pays ₦300)

You need to ask drivers first how profitable it is.

So the cheaper your Car the better, Just ensure its sound and clean so you can get offline trips.

Its a commercial vehicle not show off.


Also Bolt would pay the guy driving a ₦5M Car and the one driving a 500k Car same amount for same distance.

Nwanne Malife

....nnam iwu daaaachi....u have said it all.

LauraClasikVibe:
Almost all and I repeat NEARLY ALL the married men I know above 45yrs have one girlfriend or the other.

It's almost normal now

Almost all the Nigerian girls I know are into oloshoism........


It's almost normal now