₦airaland Forum

Bullshit

SeverusSnape:
THEY CAN'T ENTER ANOTHER COUNTRY, They will surely die before they try it and mind you,they wont find it easy to migrate to other ccountries cause they are surrounded now.

U should know if they cause an outbreak in Iraq it will spill to most other Arab countries.

1miccza:
African science is jazz and jazz is African science,I witnessed a situation where the man had 3 sons from his late wife. The man picked up a very young lady and mysteriously before he could say Jack the three sons died. Till date he has remained in the dark without suspecting anything with the three sons out of the way and no other wife who do you think the wealth would go to? You know the man would resort to praying and fasting if he suspects any foul play..

Who knows, maybe there have a rare family disease that only affects the male children of that man u mentioned. Maybe not, who knows who can tell? 4 all u know that woman may have been innocent.

1miccza:
Then you haven't experienced or tasted what charms a.k.a jazz can do.

Jazz I don't believe in Jazz but know African science exists. Besides if anyone takes u up with Jazz then u take the person up with prayer and fasting.

bebe2:


u like them u mean,

try cleaning oil frm wooden floors ,

u go sweat for ear

Use water and soap

Daintilicious:
Nice

My observations here especially from we ladies is that we just smile and say that he/she is just a child and move on to clean the mess.
I believe we should devise a way of seriously letting the child know that what he did is bad, personally I will tongue-lash the kid then involved her in cleaning up the mess. No matter the delay she will cause, it is a vital lesson of knowing the consequences of your every action. A lesson most kids especially the rich ones missed out

Depends on the age of the child. U could spank a 3 year old that has started understanding things but u cant touch a 2 year old that has no idea of what he/she did.

Etetejake:
I will thank God that he didn't take the cream to be his feeding bottle

Kids have done worse. My year and half old son once drank his hair oil. I was bathing him and didn't know his shampoos and toiletries where within his reach. The egusi I had on the fire was burning (wifey was working so urs truelly was trying to multitask). So I rushed out briefly to put the gas out only 4 me to return met my son beaming at me with his eyes sparkling.

I knew immediately that this little boy has committed something so I started looking around to see what he had done.
Water level in his bathtub: check (cos have caught him a few times trying to drink his soapy bath water).
Shampoo: check.
Dettolled bath water: check.
Baby body lotion: check
Baby oil: not checked. I looked quickly at my son and noticed his mouth was dripping with oil. When I looked at the baby oil OMG, the little boy had almost emptied an almost full bottle .

Funny enof, his poo that evening and the day after was full of oil. After that day I never leave him a second alone anywhere.

Mortiple:
They failed to realize that we joined that organization in error. Nigeria is a multi-religious State.

So what are they going to do next? Expel us?

Pls they should expel nigeria fast fast from that their rubbish

See pix

argon500:
How would you react when you find your child quietly enjoying himself like this?

As for me, I will snap the picture for future references cos he will pay for the cream later in the future.

This one is small. What of my son that always tries to drink the water he is siting in whenever he is being bathed . I no sabi where he learn that one.

brito:
Girls are not smiling. I pity the men bcs the girls are waiting to inherit their wealth.

Hehehehe, not when the men have fully grown sons. The only problem any legitimate son of the man would have is if he starts having problems with his dad and if the new wife bears a child.

MzNelly:
LoL

I don't believe any girl is cheap.

They're girls without self-respect nor dignity tho.

Girls with out self respect and dignity are the ones that do the most shakara.

It's the foolish misconceptions of our Nigerian mentality. Even wife's who are married to their husbands have this fear to initiate so forms of sexuality cps they don't want their husbands things them spoilt, cheap or bad. What nonsense. Most Nigerians are plain and simple frigid people. Too dull 4 their own good.

When I was still in the dating game. Those girls that gave me tough time to get due to unnecessary Shakira those are the ones I booted after I have had them once but the only one that let things take their natural course, didn't stress me and didn't demand of me that was the one I dated long and later wedded.

Tatian:
Walking away and not responding means you the father. The only solution I see here is that you shuld tell your wife , call a meeting of both families along side your wife and d pregnant woman in question and sought it out right there. This way u can make yourself clean. You shuld even get in touch with lady b4 d meeting date maybe she can tell you who the father of d baby is.

The story ended well. My guy is now on ground with hia wife. They had a baby girl, a carbon copy of Onyinye. My guy spent alot of cash on the DNA to shut his family up.

ASL33:
incompetent thief yet he kept him under house arrest and put his VP in prison.

Yes his VP was a renowned thief that's why he was put in prison and Shagari himself an incompetent thief that's why he was in house arrest.

Demburrows:
finally the permutations plays out. But the big question here is, can he be able to muscle imo from rochas come 2015.

He can't and we all know it. Rochas will squeeze life outa him b4 the elections are ova.

liberty300:
So the apc allowed this woman beater into their campaign house? After publicly humiliating his wife, married another wife While he's still legally married to another...smh. Now I see apc is a party of touts and criminals

It's nigeria. Anything is possible there.

Shagari's should come and defend his administration cos we see Buhari an Islamic bigot tagging him an incompetent thief.