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majekdom2:
pls not just water alone . water plus dettol.

U want to denature the shape of that place shey?

Una get time. Don't go and make money to feed ya family. U are here doing boyfriend and girlfriend.

ogaofficer:
Is there any lady who use that in this century?

Fear all these people wearing waist beads. I know of a case a true life incident cos it happened to a guy I knew, it didnt happen right infront of our eyes cos they were in the net room but we heard the guys screams and busted into the room.

There was this girl in their neighborhood who all guys have tried to blast but no one succeeded. Her father was an Aboki, a big merchant who dealt in lots of mercandise and she was his first daugther.

All guys in the neighborhood had tried but when u ask the guys how it was to sleep with her no one ever talked. They just shook their heads in shame and walked away. My guy saw all these but still persisted. The girl in question was very endowed with very large sized ass, hips on very tiny waist. A very true hausa-fulani beauty. I mean, I saw the girl in their traditional atire an my jaw dropped.

Anyway after months of running after her and many taking outs and manymore psyching she agreed to visit him but insisted she wont sleep with him. When she came he quickly bundled her into the room and tried to start his first missionary journey but she refused completely. She refused to UnCloth, he only kissed her and sucked her boobs.

He swore that the next time she visited he would 4k her so the day of the 2nd missionary journey came. 2 mins after she walked into the room we hear him scream as if he had cum and we started laughing at him calling him 1 min man. 10 mins later we heard him scream again and he kept screaming for straight 15 mins till we bursted into the room and saw him holding his dick having multiple orgasm that was when we knew this was weird. We threatened to beat the hell outa her if she didnt do something to stop what was happening to him so she took his dick in her hands spat on it and licked its tip. My guy went flaccid like a deflated balloon that was where I started being scared of these hausa-fulani girls.

We later learnt that her dad had put some kind of juju on her virginity that no man would deflower her, that any man that brought his dick close to her puszy would experience what my guy did.

lefulefu:
i like clean white women not those crazy ones wey go take drug carry gun dey use person dey do target practice

well this lady was an advertising guru, earned serious money where she walked. She was very clean but her only problem was her excesses which were drinking (she drinks like a fish), smoking (she smoked anything that passes her way) and drugs (she lived on it when she partied) and she partied wild and crazy, sex (she would die 4 penis).

lefulefu:
Take LSD ke?
what sort of woman u date ke?

U way like white women am sure u've met lots of that kind

How does that concern us. Have dated girls who drink and smoke. It's only in nigeria that people take such people as being bad. My last gf b4 I got married used to smoke weed and take LSD. She told me she used to use her cunt and ass to wring her ex into agreeing or giving her anything she wanted and I answered her really! 4k shit right. She tried everythin in her power and cunt to make me join her in that bullshit but me refused. Ma guy no wringing go make african man like me do that kind rubbish.

Una get time. Una no go go make money to feed ya family so that no little minded bitched ass chick go insult una. Instead una come here come open counter thread. Una get real time I tell ya.

agarawu23:
Only broke dudes fall hands in front of there babe



At times I wonder how dis guy tosyne2much will be passing his exams n text in sch (that's if u r a student)

Bros I fail to agree to the highlighted. Even big boys fall their hands infront of girls they are pursing. I know a xase of a lexus jeep guy that followed a girl he had been pursuing 4 years into a gutter. As at the time the girl came running into my pals flat the accident had happened. It took the will of God and help from us to pull his car out of the ditch it had fallen into. Infact the pal I was visiting who the girl happened to be one of his side lays was the one who used his his jeep to pull out the other guys cars. The man thanked us tire and offered to buy us drinks after we had heard his own side of the story. As guys we offered to do the runs 4 him since my pal was not serious with her, he was only 4king the hell outa her while the other guy swore he wanted to marry (though we doubted how sincere he was).

I know anoda case of a big boy who came looking 4 one of my extended relatives on,y to be told to his face that he was a dwarf. The guy almost cried his heart outa cos of the way the lady in question who was not even as fine as tyra banks insulted him. I took the guy out thereafter and we spoke and funny enof built a friendship. He is one of my pals now and is currently married with 2 kids. Mehn! his wife is very tall and as fine as a super model.

torchwave:
Op, I agree to disagree with you.

I believe knowing the will of God personally should precede selection of one's future partner. That is where I agree with you.

If I unknowingly married a witch, and discovered later, but she is not willing to repent....hmmm, I tell you, my next action will be to divorce her or separate from her, but I'll never stay a second more with her. That is where I disagree with you.

For chrissakes we are talking about a mindless, pitiless, blood drinking, stone-hearted, rebellious creature here...not just the regular wrong choice in marriage.

that is where u intelligence reaches, the believe in wicthes. I pity all of una.

kaima1984:
50% right,for him t talk to sis faith like that,it means that sis faith has been rejecting suitor's my dear,for d fact that he reacted that way on her it means he want d best f her,d pastor is her spiritual director,lastly some issues are solved in an extreme way like this

that pastor should be linched. He get luck say na sis faith name in call not someother hot headed spinsters that would take him up there while he is still talking.

RedEboe:
So, you are tired of ALWAYS losing out on the girl(s) of your dream, she always falls for the other guy?

Your female friends keep 'friend zoning' you?

You are a church going nice guy and you believe in the sanctity of marriage, but you still need to get laid, right?

Maybe you are still a virgin and seriously need to break that psychological stigma and get some P*****y?

Whatever your problem is, this is your chance to get free advise on how to make that transition from a good boy to a bad guy.

Rules: One question, one answer...no follow up questions and no long stories.

Let's hear it.

What off ur transition from a very bad boy to a good boy?

Someone offers u free puszy for 500 naira and u are doing smell smell. Ye ye dey smell 4 this ya post. OP how old a you? Wow be the day when someone offers free puszy 4 just 500 naira and the puszy no change colour and smell after repeated pounding.

yibomustgo:
Liar omo Igbo! You are not a Northerner. Don't try to plant discord here with your cunny way. Do people now see why I hate yeebos with their disruptive, deceptive and ficticious way of life.

The f.oolish Igbo trying to make his post look like one Imam was the one posting the rubbish." Imam Sadiq only exist in your Ibo brain; not in real life.
God damn you Igbo boy!

U are a fool for bringing ethnic divide into this

faithugo64:
Op why do i feel like this story is not true?

Well incase you are telling the truth.please and please you have to report him to your parents and pastor,this is abuse oo,that guy is a beast!
he is bent on making your life miserable and digging a very wide well down there,if you understand what i mean

U really must be high on something. U know full well that the parents and pastors can't do anything there. The deal is done and sealed. They would regard her like the silly little girl she is.

liveyourlife:
This happened during my university days but I thought it’s best to share it
this post-examination period of universities in Nigeria.

One of my randy lecturers was always giving me ‘the look’ each time he
came to class. When I noticed that, I avoided every situation that might
make him request any form of private meeting with me.

One afternoon, I went out of the school premises to get lunch at a newly
opened restaurant. As I proceeded to pay at the counter, the waitress told
me someone had already taken care of my bills. I turned to acknowledge my
good samaritan and lo and behold, it was my lecturer. I put aside my
inhibitions and went to thank him. A short conversation ensued between us.

He offered to give me a lift but I politely turned him down. I instantly knew
sooner or later, I’ll have to pay for the rice and snacks.

Three weeks after, the lecturer called one evening and requested I come to
his office. I quickly soaked myself with anointing oil before obliging his
request. When I got into the office, he walked up to hug me despite my holy
body.


“But Sir…” “Shhh…don’t call me Sir, call me by my first name. I want us to be best friends”

“But Sir….how is that possible” I was mesmerised.

He released me from his grip and began admiring my body.

“You seem very flexible, I want you to dance for me”. Dbanj’s ‘fall in love’ was playing on his office stereo. The lecturer was about 6 feet in height and he had this irritating voice of chipmunk. Whenever he raised his voice, he sounded like Kim Kardashian. See me see wahala oh!

“No offence Sir, but you are old enough to be my father.” I spoke in a nonchalant way. My statement had angered him.

“If you are a child then why are you in the University? Get out of my office. Foolish girl.” I scurried to the door immediately. I didn’t need a soothsayer to tell me I
was in deep shit.

The following week was our examination week. Three days before his paper,
he sms’d me on three topics I should strictly focus my study on.

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His sms had me looking at my phone like, awww….
this man is truly a best friend.


D-day finally came and I couldn’t wait to scatter his paper. When we were
issued his questions, one look at the tough questions had me concluding>

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He had tricked me. Twenty strange questions to answer all. All questions
had children and grandchildren.


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I adjusted my neck in examination mode but that didn’t help either.
It occurred to me that all our papers were different types. The lecturer must
have done that deliberately to mess me up.

I busted into an uncontrollable laughter. A laughter of failure…
The shit of paper I used in revising were in my pockets. The urge to cheat was too strong. I didn’t know when I pulled it out.

That was when I heard,

“Give it to me!”

The no-nonsense supervisor in charge suddenly appeared by my table. I
threw the paper into my mouth and began chewing.

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She patiently waited for me…


When I couldn’t swallow the bitter paper, I vomited it into her palms and
busted into tears.

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My tears angered her more…

My blank answer sheets were forcefully taken from me and I was walked out
of the hall. On my way back to the hostel, I bumped into the lecturer and
explained everything to him.

He consoled me with,
“Get a hotel for us so we could go there to discuss how you are going to pass my course.” Upon hearing that, my tears soaked up to my shoes”.

Three days after, I took a bottle of wine and entered into his office like this.

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“For the sake of my baby, help me Sir.” I pleaded

“My friend, how did you get pregnant in 3 days? Are you the Virgin Mary?
You think I have time for games here?” He admonished me.

My class representative even pleaded I am a witch but his mind was made
up on me. He was bent on taking me to his bed at all costs just because I
mistakenly ate his meatpie and rice.

That was when I went spiritual. I went into a sober mood and began
praying. God in his infinite mercies answered my prayers. Within a few days,
peace had been restored to my life. When school had reopened, the lecturer
was laid off with 6 other lecturers. I also had a C in his course. This was a
course I submitted a blank sheet. That incident remains one of the biggest
miracle of my life.


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I just have one question. Pls explain to us how ur lecturer got ur number

lilmaxfidel:

TINUBU IS THE GOD FATHER OF POLITICS IN LAGOS NA...

FASHOLA OF YESTERDAY?

No na!! U have it all backwards. Fashola may have gradually become a godfather of APC politics in Lagos but Tinubu is the god of yorubas. Ma broda, a godfather cannot fight with a god. It will not happen in this world.

purplesummer:
I wonder why the affected constituency was denied the opportunity to be joined when they have sufficient interest in the suit. But then again, if they have not been joined, do they have the locus standi to bring an application for stay of proceedings when they are not a party before the court?

Waiting for the ruling of the court.

Wrong u are. They may not be the party involved but they as Tumbuwal constituents have right of representation cos Tumbuwal is not speaker on his capacity but on the vote and supposed confidence place on him by his constituents. Now it follows that if he Tumbuwal has interest that excludes those who elected him then his problems just started

MisterLongman:
Which of the gods told her that you are her husband

Pls ooh, help me ask her cos if its the God of Abram that is my personal person. He didnt tell her any such thing. It must be the gods of whatever she drank at that time.

bappahman:
SSS has just raided the APC Data Centre a
second time, totally disregarding the court
order. They took away physical records from the store numbering 30.

http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/172232-sss-raids-apc-office-party-says.html

APC propaganda machine. Lie lie no go kill una this people.

ducii:
It will, most of the companies are already beginning to cut staff, by the time oil gets to $50, which i believe it will get to, most of these companies will be forced to cut production.
Saudi Arabia will be hurt, but the have over $750 billion to fall on if the pinch bites harder

Then ask urself what nigeria has to fall back on.