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AyokunleRuth:
Nice one @op. you are sincere by telling us how the gal later turned you down. She had the last laff.

some guys will want to impress people and increase their sef esteem.
lemme just relax and read some lies.

observing clearly from ewedu tree

Anyone that would have to lie about an issue like this have low self esteem. I have turned many girls down just like some have also turned me down. Its a vicious circle.

pretydiva:
babe u ve a very myopic way of reasoning. How can u advice a guy 2 ve sex wif ur fellow woman n leave her.? Na wa 4 ur reasoning shall.@ op,pls if u wanna leave,do so peacefully without u using n dumping her.

bros that lady is right. The answer is 4 him to just sleep with her. Once he does things will fall into place.

ritababe:
Try and sex her and forget about her, afterall u dont need to be in a r/ship with her before sexing her,
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She want put all her wahala for ur body using u as signboard

i really dont believe a girl said this

Does anyone have more to add?

BlackPikiN:
See how they can't do without Igbo support meanwhile their online supporters and keyboard warriors are saying/acting otherwise.
How do we reconcile the two?

Ndigbos are not dogs who go back to their vomit.

Ifeconwaba:
1. if a horse passes through the mouth of a needle
2 if a one month old child can work
3 if all abacha ,s loot are recovered
4 if a man can be pregnant and give birth to a child

thanks and God bless

Ur number 4 has already happened

[quote author=lalasticlala post=30100388][/quote]Someone tell this woman it's only in her dreams

This is old news

tzoracle:
Even if we are burger joint workers and janitors we aspire to attain greater heights. We can't do that without capital,and this keeps happening if we don't have savings,I personally know of a yoruba guy in texas who worked for eight years at kfc,he saved every single penny he earned and now owns his own food chain. Family should understand that we have to make a living too

Not all of them are janitors and burger joint workers. Then again u rarely see the professionals open their mouths. I am out of here if insults start pouring out.

Otutu1:
The future is here!!

The technology has been there all along. They just want to release it now.

oge4real:
When you take out a personal loan from bank just to go home for a couple of weeks, what do you expect people to think.
I don't have such problem cos I'm almost invisible when I go home.

Have sketchy schedule and disappear as unannounced as you came in.

That's the spirit. That's what nigerians abroad would never understand. I met a nigerian living abroad in lagos during xmas. Men u need to see the escalade jeep he was driving in Nigeria. We got talking and he gave me so much scopes and hyps. All thru this guy didn't know I too didn't live in Nigeria. Funny enof, I met him again in a friends house after I returned and found out he was just a janitor. So I asked him how he came about all those effects in naija. He told me he had to save for 8 years but still couldn't save enof so he took a bank loan. I was completely shocked. All cos he wanted to impress his relatives.

ireneidiva:
Still disgusting

then what is this other electric and hygienic invention for?

hotwax:
errm..how do I start?

Ok..

I met this beautiful young lady few years ago. I had the intention of lick her honey pot .No more no else.

She however told me outright that she is already with a man and she loves him...I can only be a friend. Chaiii that hurts

You know how guys play na, I accepted the friendship proposal with the hope that opportunity might presents itself later. After all, I have dated a girl like that that friend-zoned me and after some years called me to come and chop . (I still don't understand how their so called friendzoning works. Its a misery).

So, we got so close to the extent that she now looks like a blood sister to me, whenever she is with me, I don't have sexu.al urge for her (may be its because I zeroed my mind). She will come to my house, do all sorts of things..my mind wont even go there..(to be candid, guy instinct kicks in at times, but my body doesn't move cuz I didnt want to disappoint her ...

rewind back to late 2012, she had a fight with her man, they broke up few months, I was the one for her, guiding her on how to handle the situation and making sure her relationship works.

2013...May, they did this so called "yoruba family Introduction". She didnt inform me, I dont know why, I only saw her pictures on BBM..We quarreled and later settled it. Things continue normal.

July 2013, she lost her immediate brother to a terminal disease. The following week, her sister told her she heard a rumor that her man impregnated one IT girl in his office. She didnt know what to do, she came rushing to me on this faithful day crying. I calm her down, I made her realize its a rumor, she should find a way to confront her man and it should be systematic. She asked how she is gonna go about it.
I told her to ask her if he is hiding any secret from her. She should tell him she will forgive any secret or misdeed no matter how grave it is. I just gave her many hints and approaches.

I dont know if my formulas worked or not, she just called me one afternoon, crying and sobbing, "I am finished", "nothing left again", "this is a curse". "why me".
So the rumor was true. I didnt know what to do too, I nearly cried for her. It was 2 blows at a time. I consoled her, stayed with her. She will come to my house sleep, I cook for her.

So I advised the girl to still stay with him so far they have done "introduction" and have picked their wedding month (both family agreed already). I said she should still go ahead and forgive him, thats how God will have it.

The shocker came to me last in November when the guy called her and said he can no longer continue again. He wants to marry his baby mama to be. There is no point marrying someone else when a lady is pregnant for him.

My girl nearly committed suicide. It was a huge task for me. It was like baby sitting. She will just come to my house crying all day. But I make sure I keep her happy.

So, now, throughout all her trying times, she will cry on my arms, I will pet her to sleep right on the same bed. And I made sure not to open her legs. Cuz I knew ladies are fragile in that situation.

We went to church for cross-over night on 31, when we were about heading towards our different destinations, she said "I love you, I have loved you for a long time, Its just circumstance...I miss u", she then hugged me in a way she has never done before looking into my eye ball. I wanted to kiss her. But I told her, "we need to talk about this, go and rest first"..

The problem here is, she is not my wify taste. She is too flashy for my liking. I can't marry someone like that. What I am interested in is her boooobs and honey pot. You can't even walk with her on the street without guys shifting all attention to you. Naaa I dont want that.
I dont know how to handle the situation now. I want to lick that honey..And she is looking for husband..I can play along just to get what I want, but she has passed through a lot, If I add my own again. This saying "men are wicked". But not all men are wicked.

You can crucify me all you like. Guys know what they want. i know what I want

Pardon all grammatical blunders. I will come and correct them later. I am in a rush

Konji na Bastard but guys are more of Bastards. So u wrote this long epistle cos u want 2 4k ur sister and u are asking NLer 's permission to do evil. Guy have u not heard love on the rebound? That's what u are 4 her now. U are her rebound guy. She is convinced u love her cos u have always being there 4 her but all u wanted was her ass. Which kind of Bastard u be? U better remain her friend and let her find anoda man. Unless u want to be very serious about her or u want to marry her. If u don't want to then live matter 4 mata.

then what is this invention for

Surplus90:
Lets go straight to it...
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Nice to know

Clerverly:
Only the likes of Sardauna, Awolowo, Zik can pull such crowd' some even left their homes by 5am just to see GMB..some were crying some singing.. what manner of love is this??

em! ehe, i remember what I wanted to ask.......U why weren't u there?

jerflakes:
[size=14pt]Hehehe

It's no longer news that GEJ will be reelected.

Nobody wants Buhari in power, not even those campaigning for him.

They just want a share of the money that Amechi and Tinibu are distributing.

On Election Day, GEJ will win a land slide victory.

#GEJ/PEG 2019[/size]

It's what I keep telling people. There is no doubt there GEJ will win though I believe strongly that APC may have the house of Assembly or sen ate or even both which will make it very difficult for GEJ in his second tenure but then again what are we talking of here but the wrong topic. These senators earn too much and their salaries have to be brought down that's one of the things that need to he urgently looked into.

dlux:
check your dictionary for the definition of rape. She begs for sex = mutual tidy. Warned against it anyway but its last resort if the babe is a scam. A lot of the guyz here are talking soft & forming nice guyz to gain feminine attention. It is what it is. If u wanna help her then be just friends, if she's dating u then forking u shouldn't be too much to ask for. She will eventuall someday & most 9ja girls lost their virginity to guyz who dey regret meeting anyway. Give to Cesar....

I know a guy currently in prison for doing what u advised. Its called disconsensual sex = rape.

MzNelly:
Even if you do eventually find the courage to leave him and follow after this your new found 'love', make certain you repay him in cash all he's spent on top your head, eeya?

And u think that makes up 4 all the insults, pains, wasted years and investments that man made on her to uplift her to her position now?

dlux:
Spanish fly don finish for market? Mix it in her drink & watch her beg u for some good loving lol. But holdup, 8months? The relationship is still in its infancy. Pure motives 1st & figure out what u really want in the relationship. As much as this generation of girls dey mess up, forceful entry aint cool.

That's called rape