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BAZ001:
You will not calm down now before they open mama cooking pot on you…
I’m begging them not to open your yansh cos of ur madam cos I know you don’t have any shame like me

Just rest small, leave Uber thread and go to your oil thread, some of us wants to concentrate on our 3jobs and moving Lagos.

ThatNiccur:
I know right...and it kills him

mejai:
Lol! Guy, the other plane did a u-turn while dancing skelewu, now this one na one leg up abi shoki dance?

ThatNiccur:
To think you were insulting Baz the other day, now you can't tell the difference between rob and rub

BAZ001:

See hypocrites here
Why didn’t you ask him to drop his jappa way so others can learn…

Na only my own (an orphan) pain and shock you

More people are still jappaing despite your warning and discouragement but you can continue to tell Musa and Adamu not to jappa cos abroad no easy

BAZ001:
Bro he cracks me up anytime I see the orphan post … I’m always laughing because it’s funny to me… it doesn’t move me at all… he makes me laugh. he thinks he’s throwing shades, but cracking me up…
Like u playing with a child that thinks he’s pinching you but he’s tickling you

Anytime I see his orphan post I want to go there and laugh.

zabimaru:
I just want to be sure it was an honest mistake from the seller, only then will we let it slide. If it was intentional as you did, then we will prosecute him till he ends up where he should.

What other things did you do to that your lemon then so we have other areas to probe

zabimaru:
You are not getting it, we want him arrested. we need concrete Proof to do this.

lordfalcao:
how much is the ATF

Romotun:
How much for Mobil 1 0w 20 for Camry 2011 and your location

zabimaru:
Urgently respond to the above enquiry, you crackhead.
I'd naturally not want to contact you on this but everyone knows that this is the only thing you are very good at.

zabimaru:
Hello Dru.
Do you have the oil you used to repackage that your lemon vehicle?

A colleague just bought a Nigerian used vehicle for his wife and during the servicing(immediately after purchase), he noticed that the drained oil looked a lot like grease so he came to me for assistance.
I promised to give him a feedback on or before Monday, after consulting the expert on fraudulent vehicle "Remans".

Do you still have the oil so we can compare viscosity and know if this vehicle is just another repackaged lemon to enable us start litigations to ensure the seller, owner and mechanic pay the full price for this fraud.

Also, when you repackaged that lemon, what else did you guys do to the vehicle to deceive buyers?

shollywendy1:
Yea boss, I left the hustle and the country with my family that's the reason why.

zabimaru:
Let's leave this thread, shall we.
Let's go to your oil hawking thread.

zabimaru:
Dumb bunny!
This is my only moniker, I don't do alter personas.
But you are free to assume whatever you want tho, a Coke sniffing self acclaimed righteous oligarch can think in any direction he thinks afterall he is in Nigeria.
In a more civilized clime, you'd have been bundled up in a strait jacket as part of your rehab

Btw, there's a thread here about a guy who wants to package a lemon as a neat vehicle but doesn't have the technical deets, any ideas on how he can achieve this?

zabimaru:
It doesn't matter what you choose to use in your write-up you are still a dumb as an insipid bonehead.
Of what use is a junkie parading himself as a druggie & wealthy drug lord, that cannot offset a small debt?
I'd say he's as tiny as they come, tiny dingbat that loves Jamaican rice.

lordfalcao:
Please who knows the best recommend engine oil and gear oil for acura MDX 2010

zabimaru:
How can you use the word "Man" to refer to yourself? That's downright insulting to Men out there. A Man that cannot pay his debt

shollywendy1:
See life! And you no Invite us. Anyway , congrats

donfortune48:
Who told you that one?

Pearl1910:
Although u are right... I always say no be everything them dey use do cruise but I recall u encouraged this thread to b on cruise to relief stress. In ur words "let's not b too serious"... this is the result.
In the name of cruise, people touch sensitive nerves and tend to forget where to draw the line. Before u know it's either a cold war or open heated exchange.

ThatNiccur:
In the name of trying to be funny and petty, be careful oh...

Karma no dey take that kind thing play oh. Being an orphan was absolutely beyond his control and not a choice or his wish.

You have kids too...be careful what you mock others with, just said I'd let you know, if no one would.

And if you (or anyone) find this funny, then there's a problem, a well pronounced mental problem.

zabimaru:
Hahahahahahaha
Gbese Master

BAZ001:
They will be out waiting because the average time you will wait for Uber/Lyft is 15/18mins
If you lucky 7mins and that’s driver dropping someone close by unless you are in mall and central places
Then fear of cancellation, if driver stay 5mins and cancel you will be charged and have to wait another 15minutes.
But my naija peeps don flood road with cars , 4 Uber drivers on one street waiting for request.

That your last paragraph come resemble our uncle wey carry Felicity001 go chup Jamaican rice for a whole day and didn’t pay him till date. Entitled… it’s my car …. I gave you on rentals . Yet he still collected the weekly remittance.

I dey bench make una no dey make me comment again plsssssssssss

zabimaru:
Ah, the century ol trick Dru perfected.

olumzzz:
Wait o.
Are you saying you never sold a car with a smoky engine under the guise of "working perfectly"

olumzzz:
Dru23 come buy engine o.
Since your specialty is selling cars with smoky engines, this is an opportunity to turn a new leaf.

peeps4u:
An africa man, a Nigerian to be precise, fond of making mockery of black complexion and Nigerian accent. Must be something.
Why should a Nigerian man be shamed for speaking like a Nigerian or for his skin when Chinese, Indian maintain their accents anywhere? It is more surprising this is coming from a Nigerian......LOL

I don't want to call it inferiority complex

Have you ever heard Okocha, Kanu, Iweala etc speak?

Been a while, how are you Mr. dru23?
#Greeting you in my Nigerian accent and black skin#

BAZ001:
Biko leave him oo,
That’s what I’ve been coping with , since the days of V4 Camry Engine . Just ignore him if not he can reply you with 4 quotes and take a whole page

BAZ001:
Semi illiterate
Semi slave
Bad mouth everywhere.

73O9:
Chai! This thread is for the strong hearts.
Savage responses seen flying everywhere I check here except from that slave descendants.

BAZ001:
You see am?
You get one reply and I get two replies from him.

But orphan na yab now .
He doesn’t know that once you are 18hrs old you should be a man able to take care of yourself … at 46 yrs he’s still sulking up to his Afro musician mother..