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The random erection is really the embarrassing part and the incessant growing of hair on the chin area is annoying. I love my face with facial hair of any kind and to be smooth like a child's butt.

[quote author=val_dubem]I love the way arabs speaks their english and also the way mexicans speaks theirs; I have always tried emulating them[/quote]No pun intended bro but the Mexican accent is too crude. It sounds in my ears like something out of the gutters.

adaobi123: Are you willing to take up the challenge ?

It's a challenge, I would gladly accept but there're few things to consider even when your beauty is something out of this world, it could make a blind man see.

1) I for one don't do the long distance/ Online relationship thingy
2) The age difference, I am slightly an old guy ( clocking 30 in some few years ) and you look like a pre-teen
3) I'm definitely sure you have a beau and you're just messing with me.

Close to where I'm originally from. I think I got the accent too..

adaobi123: Both. Plus I'm too busy tbh.

With that flawless skin and a face out of something Micheangelo would carve, you need a dude to take care of you.

adaobi123:

Out of curiousity, why're you celibate? Is it a personal convenant between you and GOD or you don't have a beau?

dopeJemi: BLack american, I'm mastering it dou

Hmm.

pipeewa: French,Spanish, Chinese and Hausa.
But I rep Yoruba Oyo all the way!!!!

The french is particular have nice accent. I love the way they stress their accents and make some of their consonants silent. Spanish accent is cool too. Chinese, that I am not sure about.

adaobi123: Sorry sir

^^ You need to relax more and learn to take a joke Miss Virgin Mary.

adaobi123: Do I know you ?

Hey, chill. You don't need to. It's not like there's anything mind blowing about you.

adaobi123: I would rather remain a virgin forever

Lies Lies Lies Lies Lies and more Lies. This lie is very synonymous with Nigerian ladies ... Hmm, I wonder why

I decided to create this thread out of sheer boredom, it's monday evening here and nothing important to do while the topic making the frontpage is totally annoying ( Aside from Pagan9ja's thread). Without further derailing, I would go straight to the topic.

So what accent do you like hearing or do you wish you had. I for one love the Irishman's accent and that of the Italians in order of preference. I love the way they stress their words, it's kind of nice and weird.

So people feel free to comment on your favorite accents..

Gold diggers swarming this thread like bees to honey.

MRbrownJAY: bwaaaaaah, 9ja date na!!!! you take her to food place, she orders the most expensive stuff on the menu (order for 5 but only eat for 2, and ask to take the rest away), gal would be too busy eating that she would have no time to listen to anything you have to say. ABSOLUTE FAIL!

Nigerian ladies are just pathetic. There's no word like "date" or "romance" in their pathetic little vocabulary. I don't actually waste my precious time in going out for a date. You either take her to a fast food joint or you take her to the nite club and fill her with enough booze. You then retire to your apartment and proceed to get laid. It's as easy as that.

The next morning, you're waking up to your first "bill".

MRbrownJAY: bro, you forget that many are very shy, stuck up, uncomfortable or simply not relaxed enough around you" yet".
also the MOST important thing here is the right place to kiss her. if the gal is shy and you are at all time in a crowded place, then chances are there will be no kissing.

Then you proceed to take her to somewhere quiet and secluded where you could both spend precious time together and let the magic work.

I remember when I was still a stud. I was built like something carved out of Michealangelos David.

I don't force myself with the girls, they come rushing like I got this magic powder.

Now, I am old and ugly with a protruding abdomen region, the only way I could get laid now is pity s-ex.



Hehehe!

I believe the first way to get a first kiss is just to let it happen. Don't force it.

If you're on a date with a gal, just feel free and let chemistry do the magic. Don't worry, a first kiss would happen without forcing it.

jackbauersballs: Step 3 is the way to go absolutely

Body Contact is KEY...

Kinesthetics aka Kino aka the Science of Touching a Girl works a charm


Start with innocent touches like...High fives,Fistbumps,Shoulder and elbow touches. Make them quick though-Dont touch her arm and leave it there like OP rightly said.

Then gradually move into toching places like inner arms,waist,neck,lower back,foot soles (but please don't start touching those in the middle of the restaurant-Apply common sense)

My favorite way to start Kino is to play games...Ask to read her palm jokingly...tell her your mum was a psychic...and move on from there.

CAVEAT: This is not applicable to Nigerian girls. Infact what are you doing on a 'date' with a Nigerian girl?

The bolded part got me cracking.. Nice one!!

You finally made it to the frontpage. Kudos.

The happiest day in my life would be when Seun and those lazy MOD's stop moving absurd and ridiculous topics like this to the frontpage.

Visit a respected dentist. A simple bleaching of the tooth would do the trick.

kunle fox: Nice..I've come by Lifehouse on radio a couple of times but I wasn't following their music but you guys on this thread probed me into trying them out. They are cool!


How do we keep this thread alive though?...
What do you guys think about Of Monsters and men, I copped their album " My head is an Animal"..they are ok too.

Haven't heard about the band ( Monsters and men ). I would download their singles ( illegally ofcourse ) and give you a feedback.

I just thought about this not too long ago. The so called Atheist and I don't believe in any deities individuals on this site are always attacking mostly Christianity, Islam and Judiasm. What happened to the minor religions or are they exempts from your destructive criticism?

^^ Fox. Cos she got nice eyes.

sexkillz: [color=#000030]I don't give 2 effs if you despise me bro. . . Know it now. [/color]

Haha, you get problem.

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Mistakes or not, it marks them as spam and bans the poster. The mods are not always there when such occurs and may not be there to correct such mistakes when they occur.

He is free to continue posting of course. [/color]

This guy, you get attitude problem. You think you're all knowing and others opinion are wrong or don't matter. You have this delusion of superior intelligence yet you don't know ish. Reason why I despise you.

@Sexkillz, I nor get your time.

Now run along like dawg and go find another sucker to dry hump.

Good dawg!

sexkillz: [color=#000030]It's now possible to read accents.

I wonder what accent I'm writing in. [/color]

LoverBoy

In this present age, your mate dey work for living, you na long distance relationship you dey form..

You nor get work?

You nor get better thing to do like your exchanging pictures with ogugua88 your long distance lover?

Hehe

SniperInADiaper: No

Am from Makoko

Interesting!

ogugua88: If gbagauns could kill.

I hope that people who gbagaun like money dey involved sabi speak English in person sha.

Go sitdown one place joor. Like say you dey write better English.

SniperInADiaper: Accented grammar ? Eh? I write how I speak

Just saying, no pun intended. Too many fakes on this Forum. I was following a dude who claimed to be living in Calgary and then the next thing on a different topic, he claimed he lived in Ghana. I was just confused..

You Canadian?

SniperInADiaper: Apparently you are attracted to the guys then.. I never knew this about you dear. Too bad I had to find out on NL

Your profile picture is that of a caucasian and yet you write with an accented grammar. Weird isn't it?